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by Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:30 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:19 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:07 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:16 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:18 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After a minute, Sanchez shrugged. "Alright then, here are some soldiers who will come with you." he gestured toward the three NPCs Hard had created. "They'll keep you safe. Christopher Straka, Avery Johnson and Emily Clerc are fine and decorated soldiers in their own right." Sanchez said for the benefit of the group as much as the camera.
Howard nodded. "Excellent, I am glad that we'll be heading out soon to see the world." he said, sounding happy. He did have a genuine curiosity in this stuff. At heart, he enjoyed social sciences and cultures. That was another reason he had done this documentary, after all.
Neil looked somewhat bored. "Alright, can we go now?"
Sanchez nodded. "Alright, sure. Get in the tank." he said as they walked outside into the Hellish landscape. Sanchez gestured toward a large tank Hard undoubtedly has a name and description porn for. For now, we will call it "Jessy." Sanchez said. "I named it after an old girlfriend of mine." he patted the machine. "It's a good one. Don't break it."
"Let's get in then." Howard said, entering the contraption.
by The Inritus Extraho » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:18 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After a minute, Sanchez shrugged. "Alright then, here are some soldiers who will come with you." he gestured toward the three NPCs Hard had created. "They'll keep you safe. Christopher Straka, Avery Johnson and Emily Clerc are fine and decorated soldiers in their own right." Sanchez said for the benefit of the group as much as the camera.
Howard nodded. "Excellent, I am glad that we'll be heading out soon to see the world." he said, sounding happy. He did have a genuine curiosity in this stuff. At heart, he enjoyed social sciences and cultures. That was another reason he had done this documentary, after all.
Neil looked somewhat bored. "Alright, can we go now?"
Sanchez nodded. "Alright, sure. Get in the tank." he said as they walked outside into the Hellish landscape. Sanchez gestured toward a large tank Hard undoubtedly has a name and description porn for. For now, we will call it "Jessy." Sanchez said. "I named it after an old girlfriend of mine." he patted the machine. "It's a good one. Don't break it."
"Let's get in then." Howard said, entering the contraption.
by Ende » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:42 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:03 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:01 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Ende » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:23 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:35 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:42 pm
Ende wrote:Mary's eyes lit up.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:45 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Overhearing Mary's comment about Crowley's doomsday prophecy (Richard's, really, but not many people knew that, and it was Crowley who said it on TV), which he too had heard, Erik grumbled something unintelligible and waved his hand in a dismissive gesture.
"World will not end. Whatever wizard hippie said is not important. I bet you band of misfits will come and save day. Like ever." He said. "For now, should focus on project, and not worry about future." He stated, more firmly than before.
"No humanity and no science will die. They last forever. They eternal!" He finished.
After that, though, with not much else to do, he simply took a moment to clean his glasses.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:48 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Overhearing Mary's comment about Crowley's doomsday prophecy (Richard's, really, but not many people knew that, and it was Crowley who said it on TV), which he too had heard, Erik grumbled something unintelligible and waved his hand in a dismissive gesture.
"World will not end. Whatever wizard hippie said is not important. I bet you band of misfits will come and save day. Like ever." He said. "For now, should focus on project, and not worry about future." He stated, more firmly than before.
"No humanity and no science will die. They last forever. They eternal!" He finished.
After that, though, with not much else to do, he simply took a moment to clean his glasses.
Gopher pulled in on the dog-man, gesturing towards him with his head. If they could get this on video, they could make a whole new documentary about the reactions of the supernatural community about the apocalypse.
Meanwhile, Cameraman 2 looked over the shoulders of the man driving the tank, recording it all.
"So...." he said awkwardly, "How do tanks... work? Do they just drive like cars? I'm not a big military guy, you see. I like office work better. I only took this job because my dad is the producer."
"Can we throw this asshole out of the tank?" Gopher asked, "He'd make a lovely crunching sound when we run him over. Could sell it to some special effects company for a few bucks."
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:48 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:51 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Erik, however, did not really notice Gopher being Gopher nearby. Instead, he was listening to the conversations around him. Namely, what Crawford said to Howard about the cultures of Hell and all of that jazz.
When Crawford finished, Erik snorted, then pointed at Crawford. Or, more like, jabbing his index finger into Crawford's chest. "Not raised in Hell." He said. He then pointed at himself with both thumbs. "Raised in Hell." He stated, before crossing his arms. "Point."
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:54 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:54 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:56 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Suddenly the armoured vehicle screeched to a halt, Cameraman 2 going nose-first into the back of the driver's chair, everyone else ending up sprawled all over the floor, benches, or each other. Christopher looked behind him. "I said, if there were any fighting, I'd be turning this ride right back around and returning us to base. Now, you've got two options: Either shut your fucking mouths and stop being a bunch of 12-year-olds, or we go back to base and Roads Untraveled becomes a very apt name. Choose wisely."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Ende » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:57 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Ende wrote:Mary's eyes lit up.
Then Crawford sat down next to her, and smiled at Howard. He grabbed Howard's hand and shook it. "Hello, I'm Andrew Redford Crawford, III. I believe we've met, but it's never too safe to be sorry," he said. He waited for an awkward silence to pass. "Any who, I'd love to discuss my work, as well. I've made many major advancements in understanding Demonic culture over the last few years. My books have let even a normal human learn about Hell, especially my biography of the mighty hero Lazrian. He's a legend, out here in Hell."
He scratched his nose, and nodded. "Now, Hell is an interesting place, with many cultures. Dys is different from Heavensgate, Cord is different from Mozambique, and so on. But these cultures can either be completely different, or they could just call their leader something different. No matter what it is, cultures in Hell clash often. Fighting is a sign of honor in Hell, but this is becoming restricted to what we call the 'Pre-Luciferians', or as the Demonic texts refer to as 'Old Time Demons'. They've come before Lucifer, believe it or not. Those Demons are much more animalistic, like spider-Demons, or bird-Demons. More humanlike demons are 'Post-Luciferians', or 'New Time Demons'."
Reaching into his bag, Crawford pulled out a large, dusty old book. It was black leather, with a golden Pentagram on the cover. He opened it, flipping until he found a map of Hell. "This is a map of Hell," he said, bluntly. "Here in the northern regions is the Northern Wastes. We're here, on the border. We should be heading through some of Azazel's territory. Now, the Demons there are a mix, but the Pre-Luciferians are largely respected, and they are the ones that Azazel makes lieutenants. It's common in Hell, especially these regions, to see Lucifer as an Odin-like figure, or some-such. I was never good with Indian paganism*. But the point is, Lucifer is a folklore hero, and perhaps a god, in some cultures like the Tribes of Lilitheistics, who dwell in the Dominions of the Dread Lord Murbusiel, which are here on the map. Lucifer is very revered in all parts of Hell, even by Demons in Heavensgate. Relations with Heavensgate are another thing entirely, and I could go into details about it for hours, maybe even days. However, we don't have time, so I'll say that it's much like Palestine-Israel. Or, how that situation was, until Magic was discovered. That's when I got a job, finally."
He put the book back into his bag, and smiled. "But we can continue later, if you'd like. I've got much more information."
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:03 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:03 am
Ende wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Then Crawford sat down next to her, and smiled at Howard. He grabbed Howard's hand and shook it. "Hello, I'm Andrew Redford Crawford, III. I believe we've met, but it's never too safe to be sorry," he said. He waited for an awkward silence to pass. "Any who, I'd love to discuss my work, as well. I've made many major advancements in understanding Demonic culture over the last few years. My books have let even a normal human learn about Hell, especially my biography of the mighty hero Lazrian. He's a legend, out here in Hell."
He scratched his nose, and nodded. "Now, Hell is an interesting place, with many cultures. Dys is different from Heavensgate, Cord is different from Mozambique, and so on. But these cultures can either be completely different, or they could just call their leader something different. No matter what it is, cultures in Hell clash often. Fighting is a sign of honor in Hell, but this is becoming restricted to what we call the 'Pre-Luciferians', or as the Demonic texts refer to as 'Old Time Demons'. They've come before Lucifer, believe it or not. Those Demons are much more animalistic, like spider-Demons, or bird-Demons. More humanlike demons are 'Post-Luciferians', or 'New Time Demons'."
Reaching into his bag, Crawford pulled out a large, dusty old book. It was black leather, with a golden Pentagram on the cover. He opened it, flipping until he found a map of Hell. "This is a map of Hell," he said, bluntly. "Here in the northern regions is the Northern Wastes. We're here, on the border. We should be heading through some of Azazel's territory. Now, the Demons there are a mix, but the Pre-Luciferians are largely respected, and they are the ones that Azazel makes lieutenants. It's common in Hell, especially these regions, to see Lucifer as an Odin-like figure, or some-such. I was never good with Indian paganism*. But the point is, Lucifer is a folklore hero, and perhaps a god, in some cultures like the Tribes of Lilitheistics, who dwell in the Dominions of the Dread Lord Murbusiel, which are here on the map. Lucifer is very revered in all parts of Hell, even by Demons in Heavensgate. Relations with Heavensgate are another thing entirely, and I could go into details about it for hours, maybe even days. However, we don't have time, so I'll say that it's much like Palestine-Israel. Or, how that situation was, until Magic was discovered. That's when I got a job, finally."
He put the book back into his bag, and smiled. "But we can continue later, if you'd like. I've got much more information."
Mary scowled at Crawford. Well, she tried. Really, she found his speech on Hell and the information fascinating, and it was hard to be angry while interested in something.
"I...I think he was asking about my project, and you kind of cut me off a bit." she stammered, sounding the slightest bit irritated.
And then Erik interrupted. Mary scowled at him.
"Erik, you know everything there is to know...about one area of Hell. One. Hell is gigantic. It's almost the size of Jupiter...well, we haven't actually been able to put satellites up, the atmosphere keeps killing them, and we haven't actually measured it, but it's estimated to be the size of Jupiter. Crawford knows what he's talking about." she said bluntly, and then she continued.
"Anyway, Crawford, that was fascinating. The PreLuciferian demons, if I remember correctly, are much more biologically durable than the PostLuciferian, correct? The PostLucifereans were, really, if I remember correctly, created by Lucifer. They're similar to Angels, but they're completely different. Angels are essentially Humans 2.0. They've eliminated all unnecessary biological functions, perfected efficiency in energy release and all that...I don't like them, actually. I've met one or two. They don't have emotions, and, really, I don't understand them. They could be ruling Hell by now, if they had half the passion we do. They don't, for some reason. I don't know why. Of course, you can't scientifically document and chart things like passion and emotion, so that's really just speculation, but...anyway, my point was that the Post-Lucifereans are essentially the opposite. I've gone over a few bodies before. They're...well, to be honest, I've found genetic coding from everything to Cyclops to Yeti in them, and they're quite interesting creatures. No two Post-Luciferians are the same. They can...I'm not even sure how this works, again, this'll take years of research, but they can take the genetics of nearly any species and blend them...they can reproduce with anything even close to being related to them. It's like a mouse and a horse reproducing - absolutely ridiculous. They do it anyway, though."
She looked up. Erik and Crawford were too busy arguing with each other to listen to her, and then there was a marine screaming at both of them about something or other.
She was starting to remember why she didn't like meeting people.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:04 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:10 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by The Inritus Extraho » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:13 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:All of a sudden, black cloud.
It covered the entire vehicle in seconds before the sky and air were clear again.
Then they weren't in Kansas anymore. Rather, they were in a completely different part of Hell. Glancing up, they'd see the sky was pitch black and dark. Howard almost pissed himself. "...What happened?"
They'd find there was no radar nor cell reception or any of that fun stuff.
No talk of turning anything around now.
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