Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Erik blinked once, twice, thrice... About ten times total, rather quickly. His eyes went wide after that.
"So... Before human... But after dinosaur?" He asked. "Amazing. Wonder what race build that. Seen some Hell books speak of Ancients, but not sure if that related." He commented afterwards, staring at the spaceship.
"Oh, goddamn it," Gopher swore, "This is where this is going?
We're going to end up on some bullshit adventure fighting some fucking precursor race and their fucking bullshit technology, accompanied by some goddamn weirdo Indians with motherfucking machine guns. We're all gonna' learn some dumb-ass lesson about friendship and acceptance and Cameraman 2 is probably going to save the fucking day because he sucks so bad. I bet Crawford dies and Howard cries over his grave."
He sighed.
"And I - no, Cameraman 2 forgot the HD cameras," he finished, "Fuck you, the universe."