Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Individuality-ness]

You'll soon find that this isn't so much an RP about a magical school as much as it is a pissing contest of racist jokes, dick jokes, Shakespeare allusions, and nerdy reference where we occasionally stop to fight demons.

And occasionally through examinations of my psychological profile and an analysis of the various literary themes and motifs through the rp.

And of course, everyone admiring my utterly fantastic and well thought out plans.

Ah yeah, the mythological basis of the OP.

[Ende]

You'll soon find that this isn't so much an RP about a magical school as much as it is a pissing contest of racist jokes, dick jokes, Shakespeare allusions, and nerdy reference where we occasionally stop to fight demons.

In other words, what TET originally was? Sounds good. *nod*

Wait, we're turning into that?

Let's not. I'd prefer not to go down the route of Ameri.

[Nationstatelandsville]

In other words, what TET originally was? Sounds good. *nod*

Wait, we're turning into that?

Let's not. I'd prefer not to go down the route of Ameri.

It's your destiny to replace him.

Do not deny it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

So I was on YouTube - which, when a story starts with that, you know that it doesn't end well - and I stumbled on Alex Jones' channel.

Night, you can have Lewis, I'm going to kill myself.

Michael Swaim saved me, don't worry.

Not that any of you give a shit.

[Individuality-ness]

In other words, what TET originally was? Sounds good. *nod*

But with more insulting Night.

Also, Ende, but that's obvious.

We don't do enough of that already?

Wait, we're turning into that?

Let's not. I'd prefer not to go down the route of Ameri.

Yeah, I don't want to go that route either. The stank of TET's still on me I think. Stupid dead horses... wait, no, that's from the debate threads on NSG, never mind.

With the power of math and bad driving, we shall rule the world!

"How much signal I need to cut across 8 lanes? Oh well, I turn now. Good luck everybody else!"

And fuck all who get in our way! *nod*

[Ende]

Wait, we're turning into that?

Let's not. I'd prefer not to go down the route of Ameri.

Yeah, I don't want to go that route either. The stank of TET's still on me I think. Stupid dead horses... wait, no, that's from the debate threads on NSG, never mind.

I'm more here for the RP and I'd prefer if it didn't dissolve into senseless nonsense.

I mean, it's been nearly-senseless nonsense from the beginning, but at least it's well-written (sometimes) and interesting (sometimes) and well thought out (okay, almost never) and kind of awesome (a lot) nearly-senseless nonsense.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm more here for the RP

And this is why we hate you.

[Ende]

I'm more here for the RP

And this is why we hate you.

Yes, the inmates hate the guard to the asylum.

It's understandable.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And this is why we hate you.

Yes, the inmates hate the guard to the asylum.

It's understandable.

You're the guard?

This asylum sucks.

[Individuality-ness]

And this is why we hate you.

Yes, the inmates hate the guard to the asylum.

It's understandable.

Who died and made you guard? O.o

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And this is why we hate you.

Yes, the inmates hate the guard to the asylum.

It's understandable.

I'm like the warden who doesn't give a fuck.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yes, the inmates hate the guard to the asylum.

It's understandable.

Who died and made you guard? O.o

"Died" is a weird way of spelling "was born with fetal alcohol syndrome and is also a monkey".

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yes, the inmates hate the guard to the asylum.

It's understandable.

Who died and made you guard? O.o

Chad.

Poor, poor Chad.

[Ende]

Yes, the inmates hate the guard to the asylum.

It's understandable.

Who died and made you guard? O.o

You'll fit in perfectly.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Who died and made you guard? O.o

Chad.

Poor, poor Chad.

Chad fathered Cameraman 2 to leave a legacy of heroism.

It didn't work.

[Individuality-ness]

Who died and made you guard? O.o

"Died" is a weird way of spelling "was born with fetal alcohol syndrome and is also a monkey".

I feel bad for our asylum already if Ende was their chosen replacement.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And occasionally through examinations of my psychological profile and an analysis of the various literary themes and motifs through the rp.

And of course, everyone admiring my utterly fantastic and well thought out plans.

Ah yeah, the mythological basis of the OP.

Everything in this rp has been as well planned as that OP. Seriously, no kidding. Ask Nat, he'll back me up on this.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Died" is a weird way of spelling "was born with fetal alcohol syndrome and is also a monkey".

I feel bad for our asylum already if Ende was their chosen replacement.

There are a few billion inside jokes in this rp.

You'll figure them out soon.

[Mavorpen]

Who died and made you guard? O.o

"Died" is a weird way of spelling "was born with fetal alcohol syndrome and is also a monkey".

You read my new character app?

[Individuality-ness]

Who died and made you guard? O.o

Chad.

Poor, poor Chad.

And Ende was the best replacement? Dang, Ende, I knew you were evil and heartless, but lying to gain superiority is... well... a typical low for you... uh... *squeek?*

[Nationstatelandsville]

Ah yeah, the mythological basis of the OP.

Everything in this rp has been as well planned as that OP. Seriously, no kidding. Ask Nat, he'll back me up on this.

Oh, yeah, totally.

He never, ever, ever sent me a proposal I've disagreed with. Like suggesting we kill off Megan and Rosalind back before Atlantis. Nothing stupid like that. Night's a genius.

I feel bad for our asylum already if Ende was their chosen replacement.

There are a few billion inside jokes in this rp.

You'll figure them out soon.

They're not all that funny.

But Elfen High degrades your brain to the point of Ende's, so you'll laugh anyways.

[Individuality-ness]

I feel bad for our asylum already if Ende was their chosen replacement.

There are a few billion inside jokes in this rp.

You'll figure them out soon.

I learn fast. *nod*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Everything in this rp has been as well planned as that OP. Seriously, no kidding. Ask Nat, he'll back me up on this.

Oh, yeah, totally.

He never, ever, ever sent me a proposal I've disagreed with. Like suggesting we kill off Megan and Rosalind back before Atlantis. Nothing stupid like that. Night's a genius.

And I don't make up the plot on the fly and pull it out of my ass. Everything is well thought out and every variable accounted for.

[Individuality-ness]

There are a few billion inside jokes in this rp.

You'll figure them out soon.

They're not all that funny.

But Elfen High degrades your brain to the point of Ende's, so you'll laugh anyways.

I'm going to turn into Ende now? FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Nationstatelandsville]

There are a few billion inside jokes in this rp.

You'll figure them out soon.

I learn fast. *nod*

Well, obviously.

You're a woman.

See? See what I did there? Because I don't. What did I do there?