Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nude East Ireland]

On a Canadian note, this was hilarious, but the Americans will probably find it moreso.

That was very funny.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Night is as much an expert on North American history as I am of Indian history.

And you're the Penis Queen goddammit.

Oh, I know far more about North American history than you know about Indian history.

This is largely because my educational system actually taught us about the histories of other countries.

Whereas I barely remember the basics of my own country's history. .

[Olthar]

And you're the Penis Queen goddammit.

That's why the title is ironic.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh, I know far more about North American history than you know about Indian history.

This is largely because my educational system actually taught us about the histories of other countries.

Whereas I barely remember the basics of my own country's history. .

The (Abridged) History of Mexico:

Debt.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I found it amusing because an American would know nothing about that war, and Canadians made a movie trailer out of it.

Also, my brain thinks of Canadians as polite French people who hate anything involving fighting or war and would rather get drunk, courtesy of my sister.

How old is your sister again?

21 and has lived for Montreal for maybe eight or nine years now.

I mean, she doesn't live there right now, but she usually does.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Whereas I barely remember the basics of my own country's history. .

The (Abridged) History of Mexico:

Debt.

And drugs.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The (Abridged) History of Mexico:

Debt.

And drugs.

I did say abridged.

[Nude East Ireland]

And drugs.

I did say abridged.

Abridged History of the World:

That guy was a jackass. I deserved his stuff.

[Ranbo]

I should probably post.

Probably.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I did say abridged.

Abridged History of the World:

That guy was a jackass. I deserved his stuff.

Even more abridged: Fuck.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Abridged History of the World:

That guy was a jackass. I deserved his stuff.

Even more abridged: Fuck.

Even more abridged:

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Abridged History of the World:

That guy was a jackass. I deserved his stuff.

Even more abridged: Fuck.

Even more abridged: Big Foreplay

[Nude East Ireland]

Abridged History of the EH World: I need more drugs, Aliana.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Abridged History of the EH World: I need more drugs, Aliana.

Nah, she's the one who helped get me off drugs.

It's more like "I need more drugs, life."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Abridged History of the EH World: I need more drugs, Aliana.

Slightly Less Abridged: Jackie, cocaine is bad for you.

[Constaniana]

On a Canadian note, this was hilarious, but the Americans will probably find it moreso.

Ah, good war that. Kicked the silly yanks out of Canada, burnt down the White House, and then went back to the proper war against Napoleon.
And I think the Americans are aware of the war, they just hold the nonsense notion that they kicked ass during it. Not all of them of course, but the 'MURIKA! types.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On a Canadian note, this was hilarious, but the Americans will probably find it moreso.

Ah, good war that. Kicked the silly yanks out of Canada, burnt down the White House, and then went back to the proper war against Napoleon.
And I think the Americans are aware of the war, they just hold the nonsense notion that they kicked ass during it. Not all of them of course, but the 'MURIKA! types.

...No one thinks that. Though, to be fair, John Paul Jones.

We think you burned down the White House, you bastards, for no reason at all.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On a Canadian note, this was hilarious, but the Americans will probably find it moreso.

Ah, good war that. Kicked the silly yanks out of Canada, burnt down the White House, and then went back to the proper war against Napoleon.
And I think the Americans are aware of the war, they just hold the nonsense notion that they kicked ass during it. Not all of them of course, but the 'MURIKA! types.

When India has wars, we usually pretend they never happened and get embarrassed about them.

Unless Pakistan was the enemy. Then they had it coming.

[Olthar]

On a Canadian note, this was hilarious, but the Americans will probably find it moreso.

Ah, good war that. Kicked the silly yanks out of Canada, burnt down the White House, and then went back to the proper war against Napoleon.
And I think the Americans are aware of the war, they just hold the nonsense notion that they kicked ass during it. Not all of them of course, but the 'MURIKA! types.

My school did teach that we won that war..

[Nude East Ireland]

Abridged History of the EH World: I need more drugs, Aliana.

Slightly Less Abridged: Jackie, cocaine is bad for you.

Even More So: Hello, darling.

[Constaniana]

Ah, good war that. Kicked the silly yanks out of Canada, burnt down the White House, and then went back to the proper war against Napoleon.
And I think the Americans are aware of the war, they just hold the nonsense notion that they kicked ass during it. Not all of them of course, but the 'MURIKA! types.

...No one thinks that. Though, to be fair, John Paul Jones.

We think you burned down the White House, you bastards, for no reason at all.

I suppose they're more reasonable up in Pennsylvania, but I see people at my school every day wearing Stars and Bars and talking about the South rising again, and how Obama is an evil communist. I have to put up with those types of Americans.

[Constaniana]

Slightly Less Abridged: Jackie, cocaine is bad for you.

Even More So: Hello, darling.

Still More Abridged: Sex.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Ah, good war that. Kicked the silly yanks out of Canada, burnt down the White House, and then went back to the proper war against Napoleon.
And I think the Americans are aware of the war, they just hold the nonsense notion that they kicked ass during it. Not all of them of course, but the 'MURIKA! types.

My school did teach that we won that war..

No one really won.

We lost more, though.

...No one thinks that. Though, to be fair, John Paul Jones.

We think you burned down the White House, you bastards, for no reason at all.

I suppose they're more reasonable up in Pennsylvania, but I see people at my school every day wearing Stars and Bars and talking about the South rising again, and how Obama is an evil communist. I have to put up with those types of Americans.

Oh, no, we have "Obama is giving free stuff to black people".

But not really communist stuff. I live in an extremely conservative part of PA (Philadelphia's probably more liberal, given our swing state status, but I don't know for sure), but it's more of a casual "fuck that guy" attitude than "KILL HIM!" hatred.

[Nude East Ireland]

Ah, good war that. Kicked the silly yanks out of Canada, burnt down the White House, and then went back to the proper war against Napoleon.
And I think the Americans are aware of the war, they just hold the nonsense notion that they kicked ass during it. Not all of them of course, but the 'MURIKA! types.

My school did teach that we won that war..

My school taught that the War was a stupid idea for both sides, and that Britain and America made up and had passionate love-making when Napoleon was done with.

[Nationstatelandsville]

My school did teach that we won that war..

My school taught that the War was a stupid idea for both sides, and that Britain and America made up and had passionate love-making when Napoleon was done with.

My book is pure propaganda bullshit.

My teacher is more honest, though there's a bit of a libertarian bias.