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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:26 pm
by Constaniana
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I assure you; you will all be satisfied with what Lewis actually does.

Or maybe not. I don't fucking know with you people.

We will hate it with a seething passion that drips from our black twisted hearts into the cosmic abysses of our souls, before coming back out in the bathroom to curse your grandchildren and salt your fields.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:26 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I assure you; you will all be satisfied with what Lewis actually does.

Or maybe not. I don't fucking know with you people.

We will hate it with a seething passion that drips from our black twisted hearts into the cosmic abysses of our souls, before coming back out in the bathroom to curse your grandchildren and salt your fields.

Ha! I don't have fields and I'm single!

(cries in the corner)

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:29 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Hey, remember when I mentioned the sci-fi shit Azazel is doing?

This is the tip of the iceberg, so to speak.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:29 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:We will hate it with a seething passion that drips from our black twisted hearts into the cosmic abysses of our souls, before coming back out in the bathroom to curse your grandchildren and salt your fields.

Ha! I don't have fields and I'm single!

(cries in the corner)

My grandfather has a farm with fertile fields that should be mine.

Unfortunately, it's located in Pakistani Kashmir.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:30 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Ha! I don't have fields and I'm single!

(cries in the corner)

My grandfather has a farm with fertile fields that should be mine.

Unfortunately, it's located in Pakistani Kashmir.

"Why here, father?"

"To fuck with your son."

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:30 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My grandfather has a farm with fertile fields that should be mine.

Unfortunately, it's located in Pakistani Kashmir.

"Why here, father?"

"To fuck with your son."

His family had owned it for generations and were confident they'd own it for generations more.

Then Jinnah went "lol fuck that."

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:31 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why here, father?"

"To fuck with your son."

His family had owned it for generations and were confident they'd own it for generations more.

Then Jinnah went "lol fuck that."

"We must attempt to bridge peace between our religions."

"Alternatively, nuke fight."

"...Deal, you bastard."

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:35 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:His family had owned it for generations and were confident they'd own it for generations more.

Then Jinnah went "lol fuck that."

"We must attempt to bridge peace between our religions."

"Alternatively, nuke fight."

"...Deal, you bastard."

Jinnah: "Time for me to make a new country, establish peaceful relations with India and so on. And to satisfy some of the crazy Islamic extremists here, I'll make my successor an Islamist. I mean, what are the chances I'll die of a heart attack or something before I can make a stable, secular country?"
*dies of a heart attack less than a year later*

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:49 pm
by Olthar
I'm bored of Lily. D':

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:50 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Olthar wrote:I'm bored of Lily. D':


Use Sari! :D

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:52 pm
by Olthar
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Olthar wrote:I'm bored of Lily. D':


Use Sari! :D

I'm not going to use her unless Meta comes back.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:53 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Use Sari! :D

I'm not going to use her unless Meta comes back.


T.T

Post as... The chick with the axe?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:55 pm
by Olthar
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Olthar wrote:I'm not going to use her unless Meta comes back.


T.T

Post as... The chick with the axe?

That was a stupid character. I'm thinking about maybe remaking Jojo as he was my only EH1 character who I didn't come to eventually dislike.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:56 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
T.T

Post as... The chick with the axe?

That was a stupid character. I'm thinking about maybe remaking Jojo as he was my only EH1 character who I didn't come to eventually dislike.


Oh.

Well, okay. Can't really comment on that. I never saw Jojo.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:57 pm
by Olthar
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Olthar wrote:That was a stupid character. I'm thinking about maybe remaking Jojo as he was my only EH1 character who I didn't come to eventually dislike.


Oh.

Well, okay. Can't really comment on that. I never saw Jojo.

He was a super genius who built giant fighting robots.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:58 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics
Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
T.T

Post as... The chick with the axe?

That was a stupid character. I'm thinking about maybe remaking Jojo as he was my only EH1 character who I didn't come to eventually dislike.

Pari?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:59 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Oh.

Well, okay. Can't really comment on that. I never saw Jojo.

He was a super genius who built giant fighting robots.


Well, yeah. I heard about it during the short time I was in Arc 3. But I never really read anything of Jojo is what I'm trying to say.

But meh. I barely participated in EH1 at all either way, so this isn't something odd.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:59 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
"If I must tear you apart, Michael, I will!" Lucifer roared, charging toward his younger brother. Michael barely ducked Lucifer's punch and backed away instead of fighting further.

"Why, brother? Why would you continue this?" he pleaded.

"The time for debate has long since ended, Michael." Lucifer said, his tone steely. "Uriel's tyranny must come to an end. Tyranny in all places must end and where better to start than here?" he walked slowly toward his brother. "You know what I saw down there? Respect. Admiration. And fear. These are all emotions humans feel about the angels. I don't understand why they would feel anything but the last, and I want to change this. And if you stand in my way another minute I will end you."

Michael stood up, pulling out his sword. "Brother, I do not wish to fight you. I don't wish to continue this, but you cannot keep destroying our home-"

"ARCHANGEL MICHAEL, YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!" Lucifer roared. "You WILL listen to my words. It is your choice if you abide by them, but you WILL listen. I have discovered nothing but contempt and hatred for this place as I spent time among humanity. Perhaps you will say humanity has corrupted me. But you know something? We are nothing compared to them. The cruelty they can commit is a hundred times greater than anything we can imagine, but...so is their love. And their peace and their happiness. And I want that here, in Heaven. Look at Uriel on his throne. He fears any change. Eventually, the humans will surpass us, unless we work with them and learn. We can be protectors of the Earth instead of trying to be dictators of it." he pleaded with Michael.

Michael looked at Lucifer. "I'm sorry, brother. What you say...there is sense to it. But I cannot abide by it."

"Why, brother? Do you fear me?" Lucifer asked, throwing away his sword and moving toward Michael. "You are my brother, Michael. What I have had to do in this war is extreme, but it was for the best. It was all for the best. There is not a moment when I wonder if something could have been changed. But this can be a tipping point, brother. We can change things. We can make things better."

"Brother...you're advocating the end of all we know. All of our order."

"I am advocating a change. The change we all need if we're going to eventually survive. Any sacrifice is worth it. You need to understand, Michael, if you would just open your mind...all you have to do is be unafraid."

Michael stared at his sword. "For the first time, in a long time...I am."

Lucifer smiled.

Then saw the sword in his chest. "Ah. You made your choice." he said calmly and quietly. "I'm sorry, brother. I tried."

"I'm sorry, Lucy." Michael whispered softly.

"No, brother. No you're not. Not yet." Lucifer said quietly. "Please. Let me die where I wish to. Let me die on Earth."

Michael buried Lucifer under the ground in Earth and left an unmarked grave.

A few days later, he came to check the coffin. The coffin which he found empty.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:00 pm
by Olthar
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Olthar wrote:That was a stupid character. I'm thinking about maybe remaking Jojo as he was my only EH1 character who I didn't come to eventually dislike.

Pari?

She was useless and never did a damn thing.



In other news, apparently there's been a modification to the stat system. I did not know that it now went up to 10.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:01 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Pari?

She was useless and never did a damn thing.



In other news, apparently there's been a modification to the stat system. I did not know that it now went up to 10.

I edited it because otherwise everyone would have 7s and a full grid.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:02 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:She was useless and never did a damn thing.



In other news, apparently there's been a modification to the stat system. I did not know that it now went up to 10.

I edited it because otherwise everyone would have 7s and a full grid.


True.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:03 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
"If I must tear you apart, Michael, I will!" Lucifer roared, charging toward his younger brother. Michael barely ducked Lucifer's punch and backed away instead of fighting further.

"Why, brother? Why would you continue this?" he pleaded.

"The time for debate has long since ended, Michael." Lucifer said, his tone steely. "Uriel's tyranny must come to an end. Tyranny in all places must end and where better to start than here?" he walked slowly toward his brother. "You know what I saw down there? Respect. Admiration. And fear. These are all emotions humans feel about the angels. I don't understand why they would feel anything but the last, and I want to change this. And if you stand in my way another minute I will end you."

Michael stood up, pulling out his sword. "Brother, I do not wish to fight you. I don't wish to continue this, but you cannot keep destroying our home-"

"ARCHANGEL MICHAEL, YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!" Lucifer roared. "You WILL listen to my words. It is your choice if you abide by them, but you WILL listen. I have discovered nothing but contempt and hatred for this place as I spent time among humanity. Perhaps you will say humanity has corrupted me. But you know something? We are nothing compared to them. The cruelty they can commit is a hundred times greater than anything we can imagine, but...so is their love. And their peace and their happiness. And I want that here, in Heaven. Look at Uriel on his throne. He fears any change. Eventually, the humans will surpass us, unless we work with them and learn. We can be protectors of the Earth instead of trying to be dictators of it." he pleaded with Michael.

Michael looked at Lucifer. "I'm sorry, brother. What you say...there is sense to it. But I cannot abide by it."

"Why, brother? Do you fear me?" Lucifer asked, throwing away his sword and moving toward Michael. "You are my brother, Michael. What I have had to do in this war is extreme, but it was for the best. It was all for the best. There is not a moment when I wonder if something could have been changed. But this can be a tipping point, brother. We can change things. We can make things better."

"Brother...you're advocating the end of all we know. All of our order."

"I am advocating a change. The change we all need if we're going to eventually survive. Any sacrifice is worth it. You need to understand, Michael, if you would just open your mind...all you have to do is be unafraid."

Michael stared at his sword. "For the first time, in a long time...I am."

Lucifer smiled.

Then saw the sword in his chest. "Ah. You made your choice." he said calmly and quietly. "I'm sorry, brother. I tried."

"I'm sorry, Lucy." Michael whispered softly.

"No, brother. No you're not. Not yet." Lucifer said quietly. "Please. Let me die where I wish to. Let me die on Earth."

Michael buried Lucifer under the ground in Earth and left an unmarked grave.

A few days later, he came to check the coffin. The coffin which he found empty.

APS Michael is better.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:04 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
"If I must tear you apart, Michael, I will!" Lucifer roared, charging toward his younger brother. Michael barely ducked Lucifer's punch and backed away instead of fighting further.

"Why, brother? Why would you continue this?" he pleaded.

"The time for debate has long since ended, Michael." Lucifer said, his tone steely. "Uriel's tyranny must come to an end. Tyranny in all places must end and where better to start than here?" he walked slowly toward his brother. "You know what I saw down there? Respect. Admiration. And fear. These are all emotions humans feel about the angels. I don't understand why they would feel anything but the last, and I want to change this. And if you stand in my way another minute I will end you."

Michael stood up, pulling out his sword. "Brother, I do not wish to fight you. I don't wish to continue this, but you cannot keep destroying our home-"

"ARCHANGEL MICHAEL, YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!" Lucifer roared. "You WILL listen to my words. It is your choice if you abide by them, but you WILL listen. I have discovered nothing but contempt and hatred for this place as I spent time among humanity. Perhaps you will say humanity has corrupted me. But you know something? We are nothing compared to them. The cruelty they can commit is a hundred times greater than anything we can imagine, but...so is their love. And their peace and their happiness. And I want that here, in Heaven. Look at Uriel on his throne. He fears any change. Eventually, the humans will surpass us, unless we work with them and learn. We can be protectors of the Earth instead of trying to be dictators of it." he pleaded with Michael.

Michael looked at Lucifer. "I'm sorry, brother. What you say...there is sense to it. But I cannot abide by it."

"Why, brother? Do you fear me?" Lucifer asked, throwing away his sword and moving toward Michael. "You are my brother, Michael. What I have had to do in this war is extreme, but it was for the best. It was all for the best. There is not a moment when I wonder if something could have been changed. But this can be a tipping point, brother. We can change things. We can make things better."

"Brother...you're advocating the end of all we know. All of our order."

"I am advocating a change. The change we all need if we're going to eventually survive. Any sacrifice is worth it. You need to understand, Michael, if you would just open your mind...all you have to do is be unafraid."

Michael stared at his sword. "For the first time, in a long time...I am."

Lucifer smiled.

Then saw the sword in his chest. "Ah. You made your choice." he said calmly and quietly. "I'm sorry, brother. I tried."

"I'm sorry, Lucy." Michael whispered softly.

"No, brother. No you're not. Not yet." Lucifer said quietly. "Please. Let me die where I wish to. Let me die on Earth."

Michael buried Lucifer under the ground in Earth and left an unmarked grave.

A few days later, he came to check the coffin. The coffin which he found empty.

APS Michael is better.

I agree with you your Michael is better. EH Michael is a totally different guy, especially back then.

He's much more cynical and regretful now.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:04 pm
by Olthar
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:She was useless and never did a damn thing.



In other news, apparently there's been a modification to the stat system. I did not know that it now went up to 10.

I edited it because otherwise everyone would have 7s and a full grid.

Ah. So how many points do I get then? I just want to make sure I have the right number, though I probably won't use them all.


Also, I know this is pointless to bring up, but the Flash can run at near the speed of light. Calling 1,000 mph "Flash" level is a little inaccurate. :p

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:05 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I edited it because otherwise everyone would have 7s and a full grid.

Ah. So how many points do I get then? I just want to make sure I have the right number, though I probably won't use them all.


Also, I know this is pointless to bring up, but the Flash can run at near the speed of light. Calling 1,000 mph "Flash" level is a little inaccurate. :p

Eh, whatever. :p

You still get the same number of points at the start. The reason I extended the stats was so that I could actually give you points as the rp went on and not worry about the grid becoming full. :p