Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Mavorpen]

Yay, more Breaking Benjamin references.

That was an intentional one too.

I thought so.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Show me where it hurts." Azazel calmly asked the girl as she screamed, barely able to make words. Azazel shook his head. "So it seems it doesn't? Well, I'll make it worse." he said, placing his hand on her temple and ramping up the pain.

"Let me tell you something about myself, girl. My whole life, it seems like I've had to keep myself under control. Keep this constant feeling of rage and anger under my own control. I don't care. I haven't cared for a single thing for centuries because of keeping that rage under wraps. In all honesty, life's a game and I have debated winning it or losing it. I've made many, many people lose because I could." There was a long moment. "Some say I have a dead soul. I don't believe it. I don't think I ever had a true soul, in all honesty. I don't feel like most."

He turned to the screaming Rosalind. "I have been falling forever and chasing dark dreams. Ultimately, you know the one thing that can make me care? That can make me put aside my facade of living and bring me actual life?" He transformed his arm into a dagger and stabbed Rosalind right in the arm, a gleeful smile now on his handsome face. For the first time to Rosalind, he seemed genuinely and savagely happy. "This. I'm keeping you alive so I can hear you scream.

"After the lights go out in you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you screamed. And in those moments, I will live."

"Oh, I love this guy. I bet he's punctual." - Alexander, the Archangel

Azazel is my shot at making a character with no motive or anything besides causing pain because he can.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Oh, I love this guy. I bet he's punctual." - Alexander, the Archangel

Azazel is my shot at making a character with no motive or anything besides causing pain because he can.

Which is a nice break from the usual idealists.

Some people are just crazy fucks. Sometimes (less common now), through sheer brute force, these people become powerful. They then proceed to be powerful crazy fucks.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Azazel is my shot at making a character with no motive or anything besides causing pain because he can.

Which is a nice break from the usual idealists.

Some people are just crazy fucks. Sometimes (less common now), through sheer brute force, these people become powerful. They then proceed to be powerful crazy fucks.

Azazel's the guy who will give you a glass of wine and proceed to wonder how many ways he could have killed you in the time it takes for you to drink it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On a serious note though, it says something about Azazel that he is, by all accounts, a perfectly ordinary demon.

He became King of Hell, defeating hundreds of other more established warlords, fallen angels and other various creatures purely off his own skill, power and merit.

If he were a human, he'd probably be the head of a massive corporation and be a billionaire.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On a serious note though, it says something about Azazel that he is, by all accounts, a perfectly ordinary demon.

He became King of Hell, defeating hundreds of other more established warlords, fallen angels and other various creatures purely off his own skill, power and merit.

If he were a human, he'd probably be the head of a massive corporation and be a billionaire.

And still a crazy fuck.

Well, less so, given that being a crazy fuck is dangerous in human society, no matter how much money you have.

[Nude East Ireland]

On a serious note though, it says something about Azazel that he is, by all accounts, a perfectly ordinary demon.

He became King of Hell, defeating hundreds of other more established warlords, fallen angels and other various creatures purely off his own skill, power and merit.

If he were a human, he'd probably be the head of a massive corporation and be a billionaire.

But he still isn't as bad as Richard Nixon.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On a serious note though, it says something about Azazel that he is, by all accounts, a perfectly ordinary demon.

He became King of Hell, defeating hundreds of other more established warlords, fallen angels and other various creatures purely off his own skill, power and merit.

If he were a human, he'd probably be the head of a massive corporation and be a billionaire.

But he still isn't as bad as Richard Nixon.

Richard Nixon spied on some politicians.

This, obviously, means he is Hitler Voldemort.

[Constaniana]

But he still isn't as bad as Richard Nixon.

Richard Nixon spied on some politicians.

This, obviously, means he is Hitler Voldemort.

I'll go get the Holy Water from the local Catholics to ward off the evil spirit of Richard Nixon.

[Mavorpen]

Richard Nixon spied on some politicians.

This, obviously, means he is Hitler Voldemort.

I'll go get the Holy Water from the local Catholics to ward off the evil spirit of Richard Nixon.

He'll probably be in disguise since he can only enter buildings when invited in.

[Constaniana]

I'll go get the Holy Water from the local Catholics to ward off the evil spirit of Richard Nixon.

He'll probably be in disguise since he can only enter buildings when invited in.

Don't worry, I can get rid of his fiendish disguise, all I need is a Belgian virgin and some gypsy tears...

[Mavorpen]

He'll probably be in disguise since he can only enter buildings when invited in.

Don't worry, I can get rid of his fiendish disguise, all I need is a Belgian virgin and some gypsy tears...

But doesn't he just use the tears as lube while he fucks you?

[Constaniana]

Don't worry, I can get rid of his fiendish disguise, all I need is a Belgian virgin and some gypsy tears...

But doesn't he just use the tears as lube while he fucks you?

No, no, no, normal tears would do that. Gypsy tears just castrate him.

[Mavorpen]

But doesn't he just use the tears as lube while he fucks you?

No, no, no, normal tears would do that. Gypsy tears just castrate him.

I shall send a strongly worded letter to Nexon to include Richard Nixon as a boss in the MMO Vindictus. I very much so want to castrate him with these tears.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Alastor, they're peasants and comrades of Lazrian.

They're always that stupid.

[Constaniana]

No, no, no, normal tears would do that. Gypsy tears just castrate him.

I shall send a strongly worded letter to Nexon to include Richard Nixon as a boss in the MMO Vindictus. I very much so want to castrate him with these tears.

Be sure to use CAPITAL LETTERS.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I shall send a strongly worded letter to Nexon to include Richard Nixon as a boss in the MMO Vindictus. I very much so want to castrate him with these tears.

Be sure to use CAPITAL LETTERS.

"THEY DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR ABJECT SANITY! I AM THE GOD OF MURDER!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Alastor, they're peasants and comrades of Lazrian.

They're always that stupid.

Not always. Demons vary in intelligence.

[Olthar]

"Oh, I love this guy. I bet he's punctual." - Alexander, the Archangel

Azazel is my shot at making a character with no motive or anything besides causing pain because he can.

Well, then you're doing a terrible job of it. Just a little bit of effort, and you could spin that story into a tragedy and make him a sympathetic, though still despicable, character. *nods*

[Constaniana]

Be sure to use CAPITAL LETTERS.

"THEY DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR ABJECT SANITY! I AM THE GOD OF MURDER!"

"HELLO POLARBEARD, THIS IS P.I STAKER, HOW ARE YOUR BITCHES?!???"

[Nationstatelandsville]

"THEY DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR ABJECT SANITY! I AM THE GOD OF MURDER!"

"HELLO POLARBEARD, THIS IS P.I STAKER, HOW ARE YOUR BITCHES?!???"

"A BIT OVERCOOKED, WHY?"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Azazel is my shot at making a character with no motive or anything besides causing pain because he can.

Well, then you're doing a terrible job of it. Just a little bit of effort, and you could spin that story into a tragedy and make him a sympathetic, though still despicable, character. *nods*

I don't particularly care for him to be sympathetic, to be honest, but I'll throw in some scenes regarding that.

Lucifer's more of the sympathy getting sort.

[Constaniana]

"HELLO POLARBEARD, THIS IS P.I STAKER, HOW ARE YOUR BITCHES?!???"

"A BIT OVERCOOKED, WHY?"

"GOOD, GOOD. WILD NIXONS ARE DRAWN TO THE SCENT OF UNCOOKED BITCHES AND HOES."

[Nationstatelandsville]

I don't particularly care for him to be sympathetic, to be honest, but I'll throw in some scenes regarding that.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Olthar]

Well, then you're doing a terrible job of it. Just a little bit of effort, and you could spin that story into a tragedy and make him a sympathetic, though still despicable, character. *nods*

I don't particularly care for him to be sympathetic, to be honest, but I'll throw in some scenes regarding that.

Lucifer's more of the sympathy getting sort.

Hey, I'll gladly ignore any depth he might accidentally obtain if it'll make you happy.