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by Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:50 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:52 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'll also say one more thing about Shiva before he appears.
One of the times he decided to reincarnate, he became a monkey king/warrior, Hanuman.
And when this reincarnation was bored, it tried to eat the sun and was barely stopped from doing so.
When the reincarnation was a toddler.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:54 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'll also say one more thing about Shiva before he appears.
One of the times he decided to reincarnate, he became a monkey king/warrior, Hanuman.
And when this reincarnation was bored, it tried to eat the sun and was barely stopped from doing so.
When the reincarnation was a toddler.
>can decide when and how they reincarnate
>still don't know shit about it or how to bring people back
I'm calling bullshit on Ganesh now, mofo just didn't want to pay up.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:56 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:>can decide when and how they reincarnate
>still don't know shit about it or how to bring people back
I'm calling bullshit on Ganesh now, mofo just didn't want to pay up.
I'm not going by the full extent of the Hindu myths because otherwise the rp would make no sense.
Instead, Hanuman and the various other reincarnations are more like sons or extensions of their personalities.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:58 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:58 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:00 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:02 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:03 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:04 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:08 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:10 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Esternial » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:11 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*reads Ende's last post*
All together now, everyone!
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIIIIIIIIIIIIS GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:13 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:18 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:18 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:19 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Guys, don't kill Pierre just yet. Save that for the final battle.
Night, I still need some more major antagonists I can use the last three black bullets on.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Esternial » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:19 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*tells Esty to go to sleep*
*glances out the window, it's morning again*
WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:20 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:23 pm
by Esternial » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:25 pm
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