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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:14 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Why is that lizard my grandfather?

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:18 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Why is that lizard my grandfather?

Elfen High is where random animals will start bitching about the good old days.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:20 pm
by Mavorpen
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Why is that lizard my grandfather?

Elfen High is where random animals will start bitching about the good old days.

All the more reason we must go to Lovable Pony Meadows.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:26 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Mavorpen wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Elfen High is where random animals will start bitching about the good old days.

All the more reason we must go to Lovable Pony Meadows.

We already did bears, rats and lizards.

Ponies would be nothing.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:33 pm
by Mavorpen
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:All the more reason we must go to Lovable Pony Meadows.

We already did bears, rats and lizards.

Ponies would be nothing.

Suuuure.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:39 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
In the distant past.

Minh stood around a table. "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you." sang some friends and family. It had been a somewhat cold winter in Russia this year, but they had all come to visit. Aunts, uncles, his mother and the like. The tenth birthday was important, after all. But a booming voice cut in between the rest. "Happy birthday!" came a distorted growl.

Suddenly, a knock on the door and Crowley barged in. "You." he said to his biology teacher. Minh blinked and opened his eyes, now in the present day again. So it was a dream. Unfortunate.

"Yes, sir?" he asked in a tired way.

Crowley glanced at a scrapbook on Minh's desk. "Looking at old pictures?" he asked.

"Sometimes it's nice to be nostalgic." he said, standing up. "I'll be back, Aleister. Papers to grade." he said, walking off.

Crowley looked at a few pictures and frowned at one. "Minh, who's this masked man in this one?" he asked, pointing to the one labelled "10th Birthday".

"What masked man?"

Crowley looked again. "Must be imagining things." he said, closing the book and walking off.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:14 pm
by Constaniana
Now I have to rewrite my entire bloody text wall. This will take a while.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:48 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Give me posts, children.

Because I'm online and we can get to the climatic battles and stuff.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:51 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Give me posts, children.

Because I'm online and we can get to the climatic battles and stuff.

Lewis is unconscious and Gopher can't do much.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:52 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Give me posts, children.

Because I'm online and we can get to the climatic battles and stuff.

Lewis is unconscious and Gopher can't do much.

He's unconscious?

I just threw him to the side roughly, I didn't knock him out.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:53 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Lewis is unconscious and Gopher can't do much.

He's unconscious?

I just threw him to the side roughly, I didn't knock him out.

He also has a concussion, sleep deprivation, overexertion, and stress.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:55 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He's unconscious?

I just threw him to the side roughly, I didn't knock him out.

He also has a concussion, sleep deprivation, overexertion, and stress.


You don't want to post, do you? :P.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:55 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Problem solved.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:07 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
With all his other antics, people forget Crowley is legitimately a very smart man at times.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:08 pm
by Ende
I think that at this point, we might as well be calling it the fourth window, because walls don't get smashed that often.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:11 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Ende wrote:I think that at this point, we might as well be calling it the fourth window, because walls don't get smashed that often.

And I often throw people out of it anyway.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:11 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
I am wall-king!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:16 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
I just realised that we befriended two grumpy old lizards who have told us about an Ancient magic nuke and now we're going to break open a tomb while in a pyramid after we met what is basically Bane meets the Silence.

This is all a normal, if dull, day in Elfen High.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:19 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised that we befriended two grumpy old lizards who have told us about an Ancient magic nuke and now we're going to break open a tomb while in a pyramid after we met what is basically Bane meets the Silence.

This is all a normal, if dull, day in Elfen High.


"So what did you do at school this year?"

"Oh, went to Atlantis, fought Deicidal fairies, befriended talking and walking bunnies, rats and lizards, possibly had one or more breakdowns, had a dance-off with a Fae celebrity..."

"So nothing interesting?"

"Nope. What's for dinner?"

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:27 pm
by Constaniana
I despise the feeling of having a glorious text wall at the ready only to accidentally delete it in a tragic accident.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:27 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Sanity has effectively asked Elfen High to fuck off.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:29 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics
My climactic battle is waiting on Jackie.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:29 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
I like the Pharaoh. Shame he has to die.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:30 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:I like the Pharaoh. Shame he has to die.

That's something people tend to do.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:31 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:I like the Pharaoh. Shame he has to die.

That's something people tend to do.


I know, I know.