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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:59 pm
by Constaniana
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
"Dammit." the boy said, pissed off at his robot. No matter how hard he tried, he wasn't getting the cannon to work. It required a specific and rare substance, a substance which had unfortunately been lost to the ages centuries ago. Daisuke sighed, taking his glasses off. He had been busy ever since he had left Elfen High a few months before, working on his various inventions.

But where was the lost emerald? This was a pain. He could prove quite a bit about robotics and technology if he found it...

Suddenly, there was a knock on his door. Daisuke sighed and rolled toward the door. "Open." he ordered the robotic door, which did. Minh stood in the door, to a stunned Daisuke's surprise.

"Dad?" he asked, surprised at the visit. "What are you doing here? Don't you have work?"

"I can afford to skip one day, Daisy." his father said, ruffling his son's hair and walking inside the house. "Nice place you have, son. You bought it yourself?"

"With my own money, yeah." Daisuke said, rolling in after his father, who had sat down on a revolving chair. "So, why did you come by-"

"It's Christmas, kid." Minh laughed. "Can't a family get together Christmas Day?"

"But...you usually haven't." Daisuke said, his tone almost accusing.

Minh sighed, his face turning sad. "Yeah. I usually haven't. And my own dad never visited me on Christmas Day either." He turned around in the chair and looked out at New York. "What a view."

"Best seats in the house." Daisuke quipped.

"God...feels like years since I just...sat down." Minh sighed.

"Maybe you have earned a rest." Daisuke told his father, his tone softening.

"Do you ever wonder, Dai, how our lives would have been different if...if we had just been normal people? A normal family? If I had no Elfen High to worry on?"

"Then there would be no world to enjoy it in, dad. You've saved it a few times."

"I lost my own family when I was young, Dai. But we...I'm sorry. We've never been one. But I want to try it now. Maybe I wouldn't be too good as a dad..."

"No." Daisuke said to his father firmly. "You are a great dad. Think of me. I can go and tell people my dad saved the world. He works for Crowley himself. He's fought everything. He's a hero. You're a hero."

Minh laughed. "Maybe. Maybe I am. And I see you need something, Dai." he said, revealing a completely black stone in his hand.

"You found the Lost Emerald?" Daisuke exclaimed. "How? It's, well, lost!"

"I was in Ancient Egypt a while ago." Minh laughed. "And I knew you needed it. I have a friend who knows when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake."

"What, are you serious, is it really-"

"What? No, not Santa. I meant Crowley." Minh stood. "Son, I haven't been a good dad. My own dad wasn't a good dad and his dad likely wasn't either. But let's break that cycle." he held his son close to him. "I'll be a good dad to you. Then you'll be a good dad to your kids."

Daisuke chuckled. "Maybe I'm not fit for that. I'd rather have my machines."

"Nonsense. You'd be a great dad when you grow up. And you're already the best son anyone could ask for. Picture how proud your kids would be to say you're their father. You, Daisuke, are a smart and decent boy. And I love you." he hugged his son closely. He had left before. But nothing would take him away from this hug.

"Merry Christmas, Dai. Merry Christmas."

Awww that's making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :)

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:59 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
"Dammit." the boy said, pissed off at his robot. No matter how hard he tried, he wasn't getting the cannon to work. It required a specific and rare substance, a substance which had unfortunately been lost to the ages centuries ago. Daisuke sighed, taking his glasses off. He had been busy ever since he had left Elfen High a few months before, working on his various inventions.

But where was the lost emerald? This was a pain. He could prove quite a bit about robotics and technology if he found it...

Suddenly, there was a knock on his door. Daisuke sighed and rolled toward the door. "Open." he ordered the robotic door, which did. Minh stood in the door, to a stunned Daisuke's surprise.

"Dad?" he asked, surprised at the visit. "What are you doing here? Don't you have work?"

"I can afford to skip one day, Daisy." his father said, ruffling his son's hair and walking inside the house. "Nice place you have, son. You bought it yourself?"

"With my own money, yeah." Daisuke said, rolling in after his father, who had sat down on a revolving chair. "So, why did you come by-"

"It's Christmas, kid." Minh laughed. "Can't a family get together Christmas Day?"

"But...you usually haven't." Daisuke said, his tone almost accusing.

Minh sighed, his face turning sad. "Yeah. I usually haven't. And my own dad never visited me on Christmas Day either." He turned around in the chair and looked out at New York. "What a view."

"Best seats in the house." Daisuke quipped.

"God...feels like years since I just...sat down." Minh sighed.

"Maybe you have earned a rest." Daisuke told his father, his tone softening.

"Do you ever wonder, Dai, how our lives would have been different if...if we had just been normal people? A normal family? If I had no Elfen High to worry on?"

"Then there would be no world to enjoy it in, dad. You've saved it a few times."

"I lost my own family when I was young, Dai. But we...I'm sorry. We've never been one. But I want to try it now. Maybe I wouldn't be too good as a dad..."

"No." Daisuke said to his father firmly. "You are a great dad. Think of me. I can go and tell people my dad saved the world. He works for Crowley himself. He's fought everything. He's a hero. You're a hero."

Minh laughed. "Maybe. Maybe I am. And I see you need something, Dai." he said, revealing a completely black stone in his hand.

"You found the Lost Emerald?" Daisuke exclaimed. "How? It's, well, lost!"

"I was in Ancient Egypt a while ago." Minh laughed. "And I knew you needed it. I have a friend who knows when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake."

"What, are you serious, is it really-"

"What? No, not Santa. I meant Crowley." Minh stood. "Son, I haven't been a good dad. My own dad wasn't a good dad and his dad likely wasn't either. But let's break that cycle." he held his son close to him. "I'll be a good dad to you. Then you'll be a good dad to your kids."

Daisuke chuckled. "Maybe I'm not fit for that. I'd rather have my machines."

"Nonsense. You'd be a great dad when you grow up. And you're already the best son anyone could ask for. Picture how proud your kids would be to say you're their father. You, Daisuke, are a smart and decent boy. And I love you." he hugged his son closely. He had left before. But nothing would take him away from this hug.

"Merry Christmas, Dai. Merry Christmas."

Awww that's making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :)

Then Crowley fucked them.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:02 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Awww that's making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :)

Then Crowley fucked them.


You're just making Con get warmer, if you know what I mean.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:03 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Then Crowley fucked them.


You're just making Con get warmer, if you know what I mean.

Ah, so we are getting a white Christmas.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:10 pm
by Constaniana
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
You're just making Con get warmer, if you know what I mean.

Ah, so we are getting a white Christmas.

That's right, you hoe hoe hoe hoe hoes.
On a more innocent note, it actually snowed where I live today.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:06 pm
by Nude East Ireland
I'm fine with the so-called 'Santa Tracker', until it labels Santa in places like 'Copenhagen, Norway' and 'Budapest, Hungray'.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:25 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics
Nude East Ireland wrote:I'm fine with the so-called 'Santa Tracker', until it labels Santa in places like 'Copenhagen, Norway' and 'Budapest, Hungray'.

Nude East Ireland wrote:until it labels Santa in places like 'Copenhagen,
Norway' and 'Budapest, Hungray'.

Nude East Ireland wrote:'Copenhagen,
Norway' and 'Budapest, Hungray'.

Nude East Ireland wrote:'Budapest, Hungray'.

Nude East Ireland wrote:Hungray'.

Nude East Ireland wrote:Hungray'.

Gentlemen, I have passed legislation that will outlaw NORAD forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:27 pm
by Ranbo
Nude East Ireland wrote:I'm fine with the so-called 'Santa Tracker', until it labels Santa in places like 'Copenhagen, Norway' and 'Budapest, Hungray'.

Perhaps Santa can dimension-hop. You never know what you could find in parallel universes.

Another theory: Over Budapest, Santa actually got hungry.

...Yeah, bad joke.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:29 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Ranbo wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I'm fine with the so-called 'Santa Tracker', until it labels Santa in places like 'Copenhagen, Norway' and 'Budapest, Hungray'.

Perhaps Santa can dimension-hop. You never know what you could find in parallel universes.

Another theory: Over Budapest, Santa actually got hungry.

...Yeah, bad joke.

We will begin bombing Ranbo in five minutes.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:29 pm
by Nude East Ireland
"Where's Damien?"

"Strangling cats to death."

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:38 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Ranbo wrote:Perhaps Santa can dimension-hop. You never know what you could find in parallel universes.

Another theory: Over Budapest, Santa actually got hungry.

...Yeah, bad joke.

We will begin bombing Ranbo in five minutes.

Yes.

Or in an hour, depending on when you respond to my post.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:39 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:We will begin bombing Ranbo in five minutes.

Yes.

Or in an hour, depending on when you respond to my post.

It's Christmas morning, I'm busy.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:45 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
I'll also be busy a lot of this day, since it's Arjun's first Christmas and it'll be a good one.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:45 pm
by Nude East Ireland
The fire sizzled, and cracked. The barkeep wiped the counter, as the small group kept silent. Crowley sipped his scotch, and sighed. Another year was gone. He liked this Scottish bar. He might come here more often. There was a silent sobbing, he noticed, and it disturbed him a little. Christmas was happy, even for him. Somewhat. He looked around, scanning the room until he noticed a small child, sitting in the corner alone. Tears were running down the boy's face.

Crowley stood, and made his way across the room, through the tables and chairs. Normally he'd teleport, but it'd raise suspicion. Humans didn't know that he was a wizard, after all.

The Brit pulled up a chair, and sat down next to the boy. He smiled. " 'Ello," he said. The boy sniffed.

"H- hi."

"What's wrong, kid?" Crowley asked.

"M- my mommy. She left me here..."

Crowley's brow raised. "Why's that?"

"S- she says it's all her fault daddy is away."

"Away?"

"Mommy said daddy isn't coming back anymore. He was coming back, but now he isn't."

"So mommy up and left you here? In a bar?"

"Y- yes."

Crowley frowned. "That's no way to act."

"I guess," the kid sniffed. Crowley grabbed the kid, and pulled him closer. "Know anyone you can call?"

The boy shook his head, and Crowley sighed. He grabbed the kid and pulled him onto his knee. He wrapped an arm around the kid, and smiled. "I'll watch you for the night. Then I can take you back to your mommy."

The boy nodded. "OK."

Crowley moved the chair to face out the window, and he watched the snow fall in the night. They sat there, for a long time, until the barkeep looked at Crowley. "Pub's closin'."

Crowley looked back. "I just... I'll pay for the night." The barkeep shrugged, happy to get some extra pay. He went upstairs to sleep, leaving the fire going. Crowley smiled, and continued to stare out the window. The kid's face was against the wizard's shoulder.

"What's your name, kid?" he asked, out of genuine curiosity.

"D- Dam- Dam... ee... Dami..."

"Damien?"

The boy nodded. "Yes."

"That's a nice name," Crowley said. The boy was silent. "A very nice name." He yawned. "Damien," he said again. His eyes fluttered, and he yawned once more, before drifting off to sleep.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:48 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nude East Ireland wrote:
The fire sizzled, and cracked. The barkeep wiped the counter, as the small group kept silent. Crowley sipped his scotch, and sighed. Another year was gone. He liked this Scottish bar. He might come here more often. There was a silent sobbing, he noticed, and it disturbed him a little. Christmas was happy, even for him. Somewhat. He looked around, scanning the room until he noticed a small child, sitting in the corner alone. Tears were running down the boy's face.

Crowley stood, and made his way across the room, through the tables and chairs. Normally he'd teleport, but it'd raise suspicion. Humans didn't know that he was a wizard, after all.

The Brit pulled up a chair, and sat down next to the boy. He smiled. " 'Ello," he said. The boy sniffed.

"H- hi."

"What's wrong, kid?" Crowley asked.

"M- my mommy. She left me here..."

Crowley's brow raised. "Why's that?"

"S- she says it's all her fault daddy is away."

"Away?"

"Mommy said daddy isn't coming back anymore. He was coming back, but now he isn't."

"So mommy up and left you here? In a bar?"

"Y- yes."

Crowley frowned. "That's no way to act."

"I guess," the kid sniffed. Crowley grabbed the kid, and pulled him closer. "Know anyone you can call?"

The boy shook his head, and Crowley sighed. He grabbed the kid and pulled him onto his knee. He wrapped an arm around the kid, and smiled. "I'll watch you for the night. Then I can take you back to your mommy."

The boy nodded. "OK."

Crowley moved the chair to face out the window, and he watched the snow fall in the night. They sat there, for a long time, until the barkeep looked at Crowley. "Pub's closin'."

Crowley looked back. "I just... I'll pay for the night." The barkeep shrugged, happy to get some extra pay. He went upstairs to sleep, leaving the fire going. Crowley smiled, and continued to stare out the window. The kid's face was against the wizard's shoulder.

"What's your name, kid?" he asked, out of genuine curiosity.

"D- Dam- Dam... ee... Dami..."

"Damien?"

The boy nodded. "Yes."

"That's a nice name," Crowley said. The boy was silent. "A very nice name." He yawned. "Damien," he said again. His eyes fluttered, and he yawned once more, before drifting off to sleep.
This is canon.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:50 pm
by Ranbo
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Ranbo wrote:Perhaps Santa can dimension-hop. You never know what you could find in parallel universes.

Another theory: Over Budapest, Santa actually got hungry.

...Yeah, bad joke.

We will begin bombing Ranbo in five minutes.

Damn. Now I have to construct my own personal bomb shelter—with a lighted christmas tree inside, of course.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:57 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics
Ranbo wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:We will begin bombing Ranbo in five minutes.

Damn. Now I have to construct my own personal bomb shelter—with a lighted christmas tree inside, of course.

The tree is a nuclear bomb.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:50 am
by Ranbo
Well, might as well be the first to say it, since Christmas just rolled around here on the Western Hemisphere:

Merry Christmas, everybody!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:52 am
by Zarkenis Ultima
Ranbo wrote:Well, might as well be the first to say it, since Christmas just rolled around here on the Western Hemisphere:

Merry Christmas, everybody!


...You better don't run...

...You better don't cry...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:03 am
by Constaniana
Ranbo wrote:Well, might as well be the first to say it, since Christmas just rolled around here on the Western Hemisphere:

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Merry Christmas to you too!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:09 am
by Nationstatelandsville
Ranbo wrote:Well, might as well be the first to say it, since Christmas just rolled around here on the Western Hemisphere:

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Remind to make an one-shot later about Crowley as Santa.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:29 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Christmas went quite well. :)

I did find that my brother in law had placed a camera and microphone in Aliana and I's bedroom.

So I took those out and placed a small tracker in his suitcase.

An average meeting between us then.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:31 pm
by Esternial
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Christmas went quite well. :)

I did find that my brother in law had placed a camera and microphone in Aliana and I's bedroom.

So I took those out and placed a small tracker in his suitcase.

An average meeting between us then.

He sounds like a perv.

Awesome in-laws.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:33 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Esternial wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Christmas went quite well. :)

I did find that my brother in law had placed a camera and microphone in Aliana and I's bedroom.

So I took those out and placed a small tracker in his suitcase.

An average meeting between us then.

He sounds like a perv.

Awesome in-laws.

My brother in law is one of the most bizarre men I have ever met, as people know from my stories about him.

One day he decided to learn Hindi when he discovered I spoke it.

In a month he knew it better than me.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:35 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Esternial wrote:He sounds like a perv.

Awesome in-laws.

My brother in law is one of the most bizarre men I have ever met, as people know from my stories about him.

One day he decided to learn Hindi when he discovered I spoke it.

In a month he knew it better than me.

Note to self: Rosetta Stone actually does work.

How did you find the camera and mic and how did you acquire a tracker?