Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Ende]

You bastard, you killed Minh.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You bastard, you killed Minh.

And it will only get worse.

I am full of glee.

[Nude East Ireland]

Yet when his almost-son dies, he doesn't give a flying shit.

Minh was admittedly much closer to Crowley than Damien was.

Crowley probably did get depressed when Damien died though I wasn't able to show it. Or, you know, I forgot. That's what a one-shot is for.

But it wasn't good enough for the IC, so Crowley likely looked in a mirror, sighed, downed some vodka, and moved right the fuck on.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I don't like glorious deaths.

They should be quick and messy, like life. Much more momentous, if you ask me.

And it will only get worse.

I am full of glee.

Let me make this clear - I do not endorse what is about to happen, but I will laugh at you all anyways.

[Olthar]

Name: Dr. Jojo Simius, Ph.D.
Age (Actual): 19
Age (Appears): 19
Race: Human
Appearance: Link

Powergrid:
Strength: 1
Speed: 1
Durability: 1
Intelligence: 10
Fighting Skills: 2

Powers:
Machine Empathy (lv5): Jojo can effectively communicate with machines and computers which very much helps him build and/or fix them with far more skill and efficiency than he would otherwise be able to, even with his insanely high intelligence.
Magical Aptitude (lv1): Jojo possesses untapped magical aptitude. If he actually bothered to study magic, he could become a powerful wizard if he so desired. However, he just doesn't care about that and, instead, uses his aptitude more as a guide to understanding how magic works so that he can more effectively create magitech inventions.

Weaknesses: Jojo is, for all intents and purposes, a normal human, and a weak one at that. He's almost completely useless in a fight without his machines.

Personality: Jojo is a very reclusive individual, preferring to be alone with only his machines for company. However, he does still care for the concerns of others, and while he invents mostly for his own scientific curiosity, he also sees the benefits his creations can yield to mankind and does his best to help whenever he can. He also likes constructing ships in a bottle.

History: From an early age, Jojo had an interest in building things. At the age of four, he built an exact replica of his house out of LEGO blocks in the back yard. It even had actual plumbing, though he couldn't get the refrigerator working. Bits of plastic aren't very good insulators. Eventually, he moved onto other things, perusing a selection of different types of projects but always abandoning them.

Eventually, he found is true calling: technology. He realized that he could communicate with machines and electronics and make them better. Over the course of a single month, he single-handedly upgraded every piece of technology in the house and even combined some things to create entirely new inventions, like when he combined the VCR, toaster, and blender to create a sonic death ray. Naturally, his parents systematically took out patents on everything Jojo made and began raking in the royalty checks.

Then one day, Jojo found out something new: he could do magic. It wasn't a lot, some minor telekinesis and elemental manipulation, nothing to really write home about, but this gave the boy a bright idea. Soon, Jojo created his greatest invention of all: the Magic Amplifier. It was a huge, bulky contraption that made the early, room-sized computers look portable, but it would still increase one's magical powers tenfold. With this machine in his lab, he began creating wholly new contraptions, magitech contraptions. A few months later, he started his own company, Simius Industries, which began selling various magitech devices to both the public and military. The market exploded with activity as people jumped all over Simius Industries products which soon became commonplace.

Over the next few years, Jojo tweaked his Magic Amplifier to make it more powerful, though it really only got bigger. It is now held in a 20-acre large secret underground bunker and is strong enough to boost Jojo's magic twentyfold, and he is using it to create something that he has always been a fan of: mecha robots. Even with the most advanced technology available, mechas are still completely and hilariously impossible, but with magitech, anything is possible. He has recently finished his first prototype, the Super Armored Machine Man Extreme, or S.A.M.M.E., and is hoping to give it a complete field test. As such, he has enrolled in Elfen High as a teacher, knowing that it will get attacked sooner or later.

Edited.

[Ende]

1. Damien's head got blown up by a crossbow
2. Neil was killed offscreen
3. Jade suffocated to death
4. Pierre... was beaten to death, I think.

Nobody gets glorious deaths in EH. I think it deserves to stay that way.

Lewis beat him into a delirious pulp and then snapped his neck.

He managed to live to give a final speech spanning two posts because of Fae bullshit and Ende's idiocy.

I love you too, Nat.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Lewis beat him into a delirious pulp and then snapped his neck.

He managed to live to give a final speech spanning two posts because of Fae bullshit and Ende's idiocy.

I love you too, Nat.

I do like you and think you're a good writer, which is why I'm so critical of you.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Dr. Jojo Simius, Ph.D.
Age (Actual): 19
Age (Appears): 19
Race: Human
Appearance: Link

Powergrid:
Strength: 1
Speed: 1
Durability: 1
Intelligence: 10
Fighting Skills: 2

Powers:
Machine Empathy (lv5): Jojo can effectively communicate with machines and computers which very much helps him build and/or fix them with far more skill and efficiency than he would otherwise be able to, even with his insanely high intelligence.
Magical Aptitude (lv1): Jojo possesses untapped magical aptitude. If he actually bothered to study magic, he could become a powerful wizard if he so desired. However, he just doesn't care about that and, instead, uses his aptitude more as a guide to understanding how magic works so that he can more effectively create magitech inventions.

Weaknesses: Jojo is, for all intents and purposes, a normal human, and a weak one at that. He's almost completely useless in a fight without his machines.

Personality: Jojo is a very reclusive individual, preferring to be alone with only his machines for company. However, he does still care for the concerns of others, and while he invents mostly for his own scientific curiosity, he also sees the benefits his creations can yield to mankind and does his best to help whenever he can. He also likes constructing ships in a bottle.

History: From an early age, Jojo had an interest in building things. At the age of four, he built an exact replica of his house out of LEGO blocks in the back yard. It even had actual plumbing, though he couldn't get the refrigerator working. Bits of plastic aren't very good insulators. Eventually, he moved onto other things, perusing a selection of different types of projects but always abandoning them.

Eventually, he found is true calling: technology. He realized that he could communicate with machines and electronics and make them better. Over the course of a single month, he single-handedly upgraded every piece of technology in the house and even combined some things to create entirely new inventions, like when he combined the VCR, toaster, and blender to create a sonic death ray. Naturally, his parents systematically took out patents on everything Jojo made and began raking in the royalty checks.

Then one day, Jojo found out something new: he could do magic. It wasn't a lot, some minor telekinesis and elemental manipulation, nothing to really write home about, but this gave the boy a bright idea. Soon, Jojo created his greatest invention of all: the Magic Amplifier. It was a huge, bulky contraption that made the early, room-sized computers look portable, but it would still increase one's magical powers tenfold. With this machine in his lab, he began creating wholly new contraptions, magitech contraptions. A few months later, he started his own company, Simius Industries, which began selling various magitech devices to both the public and military. The market exploded with activity as people jumped all over Simius Industries products which soon became commonplace.

Over the next few years, Jojo tweaked his Magic Amplifier to make it more powerful, though it really only got bigger. It is now held in a 20-acre large secret underground bunker and is strong enough to boost Jojo's magic twentyfold, and he is using it to create something that he has always been a fan of: mecha robots. Even with the most advanced technology available, mechas are still completely and hilariously impossible, but with magitech, anything is possible. He has recently finished his first prototype, the Super Armored Machine Man Extreme, or S.A.M.M.E., and is hoping to give it a complete field test. As such, he has enrolled in Elfen High as a teacher, knowing that it will get attacked sooner or later.

Edited.

I'd prefer a student solely because we have so few, but teacher can work if you really want to be one.

[Astrolinium]

And it will only get worse.

I am full of glee.

Krishna Khan: Eating American Television shows since 1996.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I love you too, Nat.

I do like you and think you're a good writer, which is why I'm so critical of you.

See? This is why Nat is my apprentice.

I'm like Obi-Wan and he's Luke Skywalker.

[Constaniana]

You should join.

Aint nobody got time for that!

[Olthar]

Edited.

I'd prefer a student solely because we have so few, but teacher can work if you really want to be one.

He's got a Ph.D. Why the fuck would he be a student?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And it will only get worse.

I am full of glee.

Krishna Khan: Eating American Television shows since 1996.

I don't get it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'd prefer a student solely because we have so few, but teacher can work if you really want to be one.

He's got a Ph.D. Why the fuck would he be a student?

...Makes my job easier?

He can be a teacher, I don't mind too much, though we do need some students.

[Ende]

Edited.

I'd prefer a student solely because we have so few, but teacher can work if you really want to be one.

Make him a student, because we already have way too many teachers.

Just make him younger or something.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I do like you and think you're a good writer, which is why I'm so critical of you.

See? This is why Nat is my apprentice.

I'm like Obi-Wan and he's Luke Skywalker.

It isn't worth having a discussion with an irredeemable moron.

Besides, it's more Palpatine and Vader.

Krishna Khan: Eating American Television shows since 1996.

I don't get it.

Full of Glee.

Astro's gay, remember.

[Astrolinium]

Krishna Khan: Eating American Television shows since 1996.

I don't get it.

You're full of Glee.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I don't get it.

You're full of Glee.

Besides kissing men, this is the gayest thing you've ever done.

Actually, including kissing men.

[Astrolinium]

I don't get it.

Full of Glee.

Astro's gay, remember.

You're full of Glee.

Besides kissing men, this is the gayest thing you've ever done.

Actually, including kissing men.

I've never willingly watched Glee, actually.
I think it's horrid and they kept ruining songs I like.

[Olthar]

I'd prefer a student solely because we have so few, but teacher can work if you really want to be one.

Make him a student, because we already have way too many teachers.

Just make him younger or something.

He went to college at age 13.

[Ende]

Make him a student, because we already have way too many teachers.

Just make him younger or something.

He went to college at age 13.

Student.

It isn't worth having a discussion with an irredeemable moron.

I love you too, Nat.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Full of Glee.

Astro's gay, remember.

Besides kissing men, this is the gayest thing you've ever done.

Actually, including kissing men.

I've never willingly watched Glee, actually.
I think it's horrid and they kept ruining songs I like.

I read a Cracked article that mentioned it.

I've resolved that I'd rather watch Fox News.

Make him a student, because we already have way too many teachers.

Just make him younger or something.

He went to college at age 13.

He's at Elfen High to receive advanced tutoring by Professor Taka, expert in all of the everything,

[Nationstatelandsville]

He went to college at age 13.

Student.

It isn't worth having a discussion with an irredeemable moron.

I love you too, Nat.

I just said you weren't one.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

"If any of the above listed kill me - because, well, obviously - they get shit and you send the War-Bots to burn down their homes."

The part about James in the will was entirely dependent on what Hard posted during the Faemien fight.

Thank you for telling me that now.

[Astrolinium]

I've never willingly watched Glee, actually.
I think it's horrid and they kept ruining songs I like.

I read a Cracked article that mentioned it.

I've resolved that I'd rather watch Fox News.

Have a cookie.

Student.


I love you too, Nat.

I just said you weren't one.

That's probably why he said he loved you.