Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I wish.

So this guy is close enough.

Ah, I already read about that guy. On Cracked.

I swear that soon all of your education will come from that website.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Ah, I already read about that guy. On Cracked.

I swear that soon all of your education will come from that website.

Actually, I barely frequent it anymore, though before I would be reading articles for hours and hours.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Another note on Sikhism.

There is a Sikh martial art called Gatka (which started as stick fighting but can be used for swords) which is sword-fighting. While singing prayers.

Picture Baba Deep Singh charging at you while singing praises to God at the top of his lungs.

[Olthar]

You know how we could easily defeat Azazel? Army of honey badgers.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You know how we could easily defeat Azazel? Army of honey badgers.

Unfortunately Honey Badgers don't give a shit.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Another note on Sikhism.

There is a Sikh martial art called Gatka (which started as stick fighting but can be used for swords) which is sword-fighting. While singing prayers.

Picture Baba Deep Singh charging at you while singing praises to God at the top of his lungs.

...Great, and these pants were new. >.>

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You know how we could easily defeat Azazel? Army of honey badgers.

Unfortunately Honey Badgers don't give a shit.

I had no idea Izanagi grew up in a tribe of Honey Badgers.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Another note on Sikhism.

There is a Sikh martial art called Gatka (which started as stick fighting but can be used for swords) which is sword-fighting. While singing prayers.

Picture Baba Deep Singh charging at you while singing praises to God at the top of his lungs.

...Great, and these pants were new. >.>

Despite my great knowledge on these matters, this is the first time I've seen someone orgasm while shitting themselves.

[Olthar]

You know how we could easily defeat Azazel? Army of honey badgers.

Unfortunately Honey Badgers don't give a shit.

Yeah, I suppose that is true...

Unfortunately Honey Badgers don't give a shit.

I had no idea Izanagi grew up in a tribe of Honey Badgers.

No, I think it's just that Mav is a honey badger.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

...Great, and these pants were new. >.>

Despite my great knowledge on these matters, this is the first time I've seen someone orgasm while shitting themselves.

...

Not what I meant to convey.

[Olthar]

Despite my great knowledge on these matters, this is the first time I've seen someone orgasm while shitting themselves.

...

Not what I meant to convey.

You didn't need to. Night just has a magical sixth sense about these sorts of things.

And by "magical sixth sense," I mean that he's installed security cameras in all of our homes.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

...

Not what I meant to convey.

You didn't need to. Night just has a magical sixth sense about these sorts of things.

Abd by "magical sixth sense," I mean that he's installed security cameras in all of our homes.

Fortunately, most Sikh prayers are more like this than angry "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" so that ruins a lot of the terror.

[Constaniana]

I would make a better post, but laazzy.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Uh, why?

EH1's Arc 3, which featured Timothy prominently, was...bad. Including things like my breakdown.

The details are better left unknown, but as a direct result of Arc 3 I tend to be a hardass on OOC conflicts and I will never allow Hard co-OP powers again (and I'm now a hardass on giving out power to anyone but myself and Nat).

I have no idea how I ended up his right-hand man.

I'm also baffled as to how this has not yet imploded.

[Olthar]

EH1's Arc 3, which featured Timothy prominently, was...bad. Including things like my breakdown.

The details are better left unknown, but as a direct result of Arc 3 I tend to be a hardass on OOC conflicts and I will never allow Hard co-OP powers again (and I'm now a hardass on giving out power to anyone but myself and Nat).

I have no idea how I ended up his right-hand man.

I'm also baffled as to how this has not yet imploded.

I dunno. I'd have tried to get myself into that position, but, well, I don't want it. I'm too busy with my own RPs.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I have no idea how I ended up his right-hand man.

I'm also baffled as to how this has not yet imploded.

I dunno. I'd have tried to get myself into that position, but, well, I don't want it. I'm too busy with my own RPs.

I didn't try.

I just didn't want Night to end AWB back when Arjun was about to be born and he said that I was the only one he'd trust to run it.

And then it just continued on from there.

[Olthar]

I dunno. I'd have tried to get myself into that position, but, well, I don't want it. I'm too busy with my own RPs.

I didn't try.

I just didn't want Night to end AWB back when Arjun was about to be born and he said that I was the only one he'd trust to run it.

And then it just continued on from there.

Well, then I guess this is all your fault.

[Nude East Ireland]

I have no idea how I ended up his right-hand man

Because you're what we call a 'lackey'.

And you don't have access to cars, automatic weapons, or technology, you wheat-farming cow milker.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"There is no way for us to save them all." Lucifer said sadly, gesturing to the burning corpses of various angels, humans and demons that had been gathered before him. He had set them on fire personally, as a way to honour their sacrifice. They didn't have time for a burial, but they would have some kind of ritual. Yes, they would.

Lucifer looked at the corpses and spoke before his army, his massive and admiring army standing before him. "We have breached Heaven. We are close to victory. We are so close that I can feel it. Each of you has fought long and hard for our ultimate goal. A goal of making a world where the traveller never tires, the lover never leaves, the hungry never starve. These men who sacrificed so much were companions and friends for us all." he said, unaware these words would be recited throughout history in different ways.

"Not everything I've done is something to be proud of. But we can make a world where a dying man can look upon his life and be proud of every single moment, be happy with every second and know nothing of an enemy." he said. "Hope. We all need hope. Hope is what drives us all. And I hope we can change things." he told the cheering crowd. "Some of you have lost faith. But keep faith, my brothers!"

"Let us live for the dying! Let us remember their sacrifices as we storm Heaven and do what we must do! Freedom, liberty and love. These were the messages our Father failed to follow, but we will remember. I know we can make it all right!" he roared again, his voice heard throughout the graveyard but the message following far further.

In some respects, the message was never forgotten.

He placed a hand on a nearby demon, one who had lost his brother in the fight. Before the speech, the demon had been crying in mourning of his brother's death. Now he was crying in celebration of his brother's life. "It'll be alright." he said quietly to the young soldier. The demon was almost surprised at the archangel paying respect to him and acknowledging him. Before the demon could thank him, Lucifer had disappeared.

And was sitting down at his wife's grave. "You had always wanted that world, didn't you?" he asked. "A world where the lover never leaves. Why did you leave?" he asked with a tired smile. "I knew you had to, but...God, I wish I had had more time. But I can stop others from feeling the pain I did...you agree that's something I devote myself to, right? Something I can use to change the world like you had told me. There's nothing left to lose anymore, nothing to lose without you."

Lucifer looked up at the sky. "I wonder if any of this will matter." he asked.

"More than you expect." Set chuckled.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I actually have no idea what to title that last oneshot.

Give me titles.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I actually have no idea what to title that last oneshot.

Give me titles.

Where The Lover Never Leaves

[Nationstatelandsville]

I actually have no idea what to title that last oneshot.

Give me titles.

"Prince of Darkness".

Because it contrasts and... well, I don't have to explain it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I dunno. I'd have tried to get myself into that position, but, well, I don't want it. I'm too busy with my own RPs.

I didn't try.

I just didn't want Night to end AWB back when Arjun was about to be born and he said that I was the only one he'd trust to run it.

And then it just continued on from there.

I regularly test people to see who can continue something in my absence as my "apprentices".

Originally it was Olthar. Then Hard, but we know how that turned out. Then I tested you, Met, NEI and Zark. Out of these, you won my test of character. Zark is also someone I would trust as an OP and I would also trust Olthar, but you're the best to manage a Nightkill's Shit rp and the style of it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I actually have no idea what to title that last oneshot.

Give me titles.

"Prince of Darkness".

Because it contrasts and... well, I don't have to explain it.

What does Ozzy have to do with this?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I didn't try.

I just didn't want Night to end AWB back when Arjun was about to be born and he said that I was the only one he'd trust to run it.

And then it just continued on from there.

I regularly test people to see who can continue something in my absence as my "apprentices".

Originally it was Olthar. Then Hard, but we know how that turned out. Then I tested you, Met, NEI and Zark. Out of these, you won my test of character. Zark is also someone I would trust as an OP and I would also trust Olthar, but you're the best to manage a Nightkill's Shit rp and the style of it.

I reiterate; you're Obi-Wan.

I mean, you're training serial killers, but still.

"Prince of Darkness".

Because it contrasts and... well, I don't have to explain it.

What does Ozzy have to do with this?

I wasn't thinking of him.

Lucifer's often called the... fuck it.

The Lightbringer.