Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

They're not all that funny.

But Elfen High degrades your brain to the point of Ende's, so you'll laugh anyways.

I'm going to turn into Ende now? FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

See, this is why I knew you'd fit in here.

[Ende]

Chad.

Poor, poor Chad.

And Ende was the best replacement? Dang, Ende, I knew you were evil and heartless, but lying to gain superiority is... well... a typical low for you... uh... *squeek?*

There is no such thing as evil, so, really, I've just been flatlining the whole time, instead of hitting a low.

This is the part where Nat launches into a psychology rant.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And Ende was the best replacement? Dang, Ende, I knew you were evil and heartless, but lying to gain superiority is... well... a typical low for you... uh... *squeek?*

There is no such thing as evil, so, really, I've just been flatlining the whole time, instead of hitting a low.

This is the part where Nat launches into a psychology rant.

It's my day off.

Get a new nag, whore.

Also, why is every relationship I have defined by incessant bickering?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On a topic somewhat related to the rp itself (I'm shocked too), I'm working on a post in Cairo. Slowly.

I might reply to Nat first with Daisuke though.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On a topic somewhat related to the rp itself (I'm shocked too), I'm working on a post in Cairo. Slowly.

I might reply to Nat first with Daisuke though.

Please do, this is kind of important.

[Ende]

There is no such thing as evil, so, really, I've just been flatlining the whole time, instead of hitting a low.

This is the part where Nat launches into a psychology rant.

It's my day off. Get a new nag, whore.

Also, why is every relationship I have defined by incessant bickering?

It's because of your charming personality, obviously.

Obviously.

[Olthar]

Wait, Indi's female? Nice.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's my day off. Get a new nag, whore.

Also, why is every relationship I have defined by incessant bickering?

It's because of your charming personality, obviously.

Obviously.

Landsville. Nat Landsville.

Wait, Indi's female? Nice.

Down, girl.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Such drive, such passion, such... such... sloth.

[Individuality-ness]

I learn fast. *nod*

Well, obviously.

You're a woman.

See? See what I did there? Because I don't. What did I do there?

Something or other to make some point that is obvious to everyone else but you.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Such drive, such passion, such... such... sloth.

Sounds like me on a good day.

[Olthar]

Wait, Indi's female? Nice.

Down, girl.

I knew someone would give that exact response.

[Mavorpen]

Wait, Indi's female? Nice.

I've already got dibs because it's funnier when it's black on Asian.

[Olthar]

Wait, Indi's female? Nice.

I've already got dibs because it's funnier when it's black on Asian.

But it's hotter when it's chick on chick. *nods*

[Mavorpen]

I've already got dibs because it's funnier when it's black on Asian.

But it's hotter when it's chick on chick. *nods*

Actually half the time it's just plain weird I've foud.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Such drive, such passion, such... such... sloth.

Daisuke doesn't react to much.

This may underline some psychological issues partially created by his terrible relationship with his father and a coping mechanism to deal with being crippled, as well as a way for him to hide his true feelings after the disaster with EVE.

Or I might be lazy.

[Ende]

ENDE TRIES TO SUMMARIZE THE PLOT OF THE RP IN A SINGLE PARAGRAPH: (for Indi)

Okay, basically, this: everything from mythology is real. Seriously, everything. So, basically, there's this school (made out of the corpse of a universe-destroying abomination, which, in other words, means that it makes Hogwarts look like a simple, easy to navigate, and safe place), headed by Aliester Crowley (you should know who he is, but in case you don't, basically, modern wizard, but, actually, doesn't matter, because Crowley isn't really Crowley). So, in 2012, hey, you read Night's little intro, so you know what happens. Anyway, this school has magical beings go to it, because it's not really a school and more of a containment center for the supernatural.

So, various students go to the school (no, really?). Classes and stuff happens (the majority of Arc 1), and then Gabriel gets kidnapped. Gabriel was an angel (Michael's lover), and he was captured by Azazel. So, for whatever reason, Crowley wants to leap into a war between Heavensgate and Hell (smart guy, huh?). Crowley sends a strike team to rescue Gabriel after a month or two, Loki attacks the school with demons who arrive by using Laz as a portal, trying to acquire the legendary sword, Gram (think Excalibur, and he was trying to fetch it for his masters). The strike team in Hell finds that Gabriel is turned into a monster, and the people at the school spend most of their time running around and trying not to be killed.

However, three students called James, Ivy, and Damien (Damien's dead) fight Loki after he defeats Fixban (who is Allan, Crowley's old mentor) and Crowley. James activates his powers and fights Loki, Loki kills Ivy, Allan recovers and fights Loki, who ends up being defeated by Damien (who slices through him with a sword) and Laz (a demon, currently he's the janitor). Sarina and Rayne (two other students, neither character is in this any more) are sent to the school basement by Richard the totally-not-important (not at that point) janitor to retrieve a blue cube, which they do, and they give it to Crowley.

Crowley teleports to the strike team in hell, picks them up and brings them back to school, and drops the blue cube in the castle in Hell. It turns out to be a bomb, and it blows the castle to shit. Basically, Crowley figures out that the Fae (Eldritch Abominations from outside the universe) are back (they arrived once, but go read Nightkill's thingy in the OP to understand that), and Loki was serving them, and he kidnapped Gabriel. The Fae's overall plan at that point (not really, because the Fae are chaos gods and they don't plan) was to use Gabriel as bait to kill Michael/Crowley and then receive Gram. It doesn't really work.

And that would be a concise Arc 1, which was 45 pages. Arc 2 is at, what, 110?

Yeah, this is going to be more than a paragraph, and I'll have that for you later.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Such drive, such passion, such... such... sloth.

Daisuke doesn't react to much.

This may underline some psychological issues partially created by his terrible relationship with his father and a coping mechanism to deal with being crippled, as well as a way for him to hide his true feelings after the disaster with EVE.

Or I might be lazy.

Because that makes sense.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

D summarises this rp's view on logic: "Who gives a shit?"

[Nationstatelandsville]

D summarises this rp's view on logic: "Who gives a shit?"

D can actually break the fourth wall at will.

This is all a game to him.

Huh? Huh? Stealth pun? Yeah?

[Individuality-ness]

ENDE TRIES TO SUMMARIZE THE PLOT OF THE RP IN A SINGLE PARAGRAPH: (for Indi)

Okay, basically, this: everything from mythology is real. Seriously, everything. So, basically, there's this school (made out of the corpse of a universe-destroying abomination, which, in other words, means that it makes Hogwarts look like a simple, easy to navigate, and safe place), headed by Aliester Crowley (you should know who he is, but in case you don't, basically, modern wizard, but, actually, doesn't matter, because Crowley isn't really Crowley). So, in 2012, hey, you read Night's little intro, so you know what happens. Anyway, this school has magical beings go to it, because it's not really a school and more of a containment center for the supernatural.

So, various students go to the school (no, really?). Classes and stuff happens (the majority of Arc 1), and then Gabriel gets kidnapped. Gabriel was an angel (Michael's lover), and he was captured by Azazel. So, for whatever reason, Crowley wants to leap into a war between Heavensgate and Hell (smart guy, huh?). Crowley sends a strike team to rescue Gabriel after a month or two, Loki attacks the school with demons who arrive by using Laz as a portal, trying to acquire the legendary sword, Gram (think Excalibur, and he was trying to fetch it for his masters). The strike team in Hell finds that Gabriel is turned into a monster, and the people at the school spend most of their time running around and trying not to be killed.

However, three students called James, Ivy, and Damien (Damien's dead) fight Loki after he defeats Fixban (who is Allan, Crowley's old mentor) and Crowley. James activates his powers and fights Loki, Loki kills Ivy, Allan recovers and fights Loki, who ends up being defeated by Damien (who slices through him with a sword) and Laz (a demon, currently he's the janitor). Sarina and Rayne (two other students, neither character is in this any more) are sent to the school basement by Richard the totally-not-important (not at that point) janitor to retrieve a blue cube, which they do, and they give it to Crowley.

Crowley teleports to the strike team in hell, picks them up and brings them back to school, and drops the blue cube in the castle in Hell. It turns out to be a bomb, and it blows the castle to shit. Basically, Crowley figures out that the Fae (Eldritch Abominations from outside the universe) are back (they arrived once, but go read Nightkill's thingy in the OP to understand that), and Loki was serving them, and he kidnapped Gabriel. The Fae's overall plan at that point (not really, because the Fae are chaos gods and they don't plan) was to use Gabriel as bait to kill Michael/Crowley and then receive Gram. It doesn't really work.

And that would be a concise Arc 1, which was 45 pages. Arc 2 is at, what, 110?

Yeah, this is going to be more than a paragraph, and I'll have that for you later.

Productive. This is even more interesting than soap operas.

[Ende]

ENDE TRIES TO SUMMARIZE THE PLOT OF THE RP IN A SINGLE PARAGRAPH: (for Indi)

Okay, basically, this: everything from mythology is real. Seriously, everything. So, basically, there's this school (made out of the corpse of a universe-destroying abomination, which, in other words, means that it makes Hogwarts look like a simple, easy to navigate, and safe place), headed by Aliester Crowley (you should know who he is, but in case you don't, basically, modern wizard, but, actually, doesn't matter, because Crowley isn't really Crowley). So, in 2012, hey, you read Night's little intro, so you know what happens. Anyway, this school has magical beings go to it, because it's not really a school and more of a containment center for the supernatural.

So, various students go to the school (no, really?). Classes and stuff happens (the majority of Arc 1), and then Gabriel gets kidnapped. Gabriel was an angel (Michael's lover), and he was captured by Azazel. So, for whatever reason, Crowley wants to leap into a war between Heavensgate and Hell (smart guy, huh?). Crowley sends a strike team to rescue Gabriel after a month or two, Loki attacks the school with demons who arrive by using Laz as a portal, trying to acquire the legendary sword, Gram (think Excalibur, and he was trying to fetch it for his masters). The strike team in Hell finds that Gabriel is turned into a monster, and the people at the school spend most of their time running around and trying not to be killed.

However, three students called James, Ivy, and Damien (Damien's dead) fight Loki after he defeats Fixban (who is Allan, Crowley's old mentor) and Crowley. James activates his powers and fights Loki, Loki kills Ivy, Allan recovers and fights Loki, who ends up being defeated by Damien (who slices through him with a sword) and Laz (a demon, currently he's the janitor). Sarina and Rayne (two other students, neither character is in this any more) are sent to the school basement by Richard the totally-not-important (not at that point) janitor to retrieve a blue cube, which they do, and they give it to Crowley.

Crowley teleports to the strike team in hell, picks them up and brings them back to school, and drops the blue cube in the castle in Hell. It turns out to be a bomb, and it blows the castle to shit. Basically, Crowley figures out that the Fae (Eldritch Abominations from outside the universe) are back (they arrived once, but go read Nightkill's thingy in the OP to understand that), and Loki was serving them, and he kidnapped Gabriel. The Fae's overall plan at that point (not really, because the Fae are chaos gods and they don't plan) was to use Gabriel as bait to kill Michael/Crowley and then receive Gram. It doesn't really work.

And that would be a concise Arc 1, which was 45 pages. Arc 2 is at, what, 110?

Yeah, this is going to be more than a paragraph, and I'll have that for you later.

Productive. This is even more interesting than soap operas.

Even though the story is thoroughly ridiculous, I like it.

Basically, Elfen High is a story that doesn't take itself seriously at all and yet takes itself seriously, even though that contradicts itself.

It's fun, and I suppose the other players aren't that horrible.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

ENDE TRIES TO SUMMARIZE THE PLOT OF THE RP IN A SINGLE PARAGRAPH: (for Indi)

Okay, basically, this: everything from mythology is real. Seriously, everything. So, basically, there's this school (made out of the corpse of a universe-destroying abomination, which, in other words, means that it makes Hogwarts look like a simple, easy to navigate, and safe place), headed by Aliester Crowley (you should know who he is, but in case you don't, basically, modern wizard, but, actually, doesn't matter, because Crowley isn't really Crowley). So, in 2012, hey, you read Night's little intro, so you know what happens. Anyway, this school has magical beings go to it, because it's not really a school and more of a containment center for the supernatural.

So, various students go to the school (no, really?). Classes and stuff happens (the majority of Arc 1), and then Gabriel gets kidnapped. Gabriel was an angel (Michael's lover), and he was captured by Azazel. So, for whatever reason, Crowley wants to leap into a war between Heavensgate and Hell (smart guy, huh?). Crowley sends a strike team to rescue Gabriel after a month or two, Loki attacks the school with demons who arrive by using Laz as a portal, trying to acquire the legendary sword, Gram (think Excalibur, and he was trying to fetch it for his masters). The strike team in Hell finds that Gabriel is turned into a monster, and the people at the school spend most of their time running around and trying not to be killed.

However, three students called James, Ivy, and Damien (Damien's dead) fight Loki after he defeats Fixban (who is Allan, Crowley's old mentor) and Crowley. James activates his powers and fights Loki, Loki kills Ivy, Allan recovers and fights Loki, who ends up being defeated by Damien (who slices through him with a sword) and Laz (a demon, currently he's the janitor). Sarina and Rayne (two other students, neither character is in this any more) are sent to the school basement by Richard the totally-not-important (not at that point) janitor to retrieve a blue cube, which they do, and they give it to Crowley.

Crowley teleports to the strike team in hell, picks them up and brings them back to school, and drops the blue cube in the castle in Hell. It turns out to be a bomb, and it blows the castle to shit. Basically, Crowley figures out that the Fae (Eldritch Abominations from outside the universe) are back (they arrived once, but go read Nightkill's thingy in the OP to understand that), and Loki was serving them, and he kidnapped Gabriel. The Fae's overall plan at that point (not really, because the Fae are chaos gods and they don't plan) was to use Gabriel as bait to kill Michael/Crowley and then receive Gram. It doesn't really work.

And that would be a concise Arc 1, which was 45 pages. Arc 2 is at, what, 110?

Yeah, this is going to be more than a paragraph, and I'll have that for you later.

Productive. This is even more interesting than soap operas.

Then in Arc 2 we kill every single person in Moscow, destroy Atlantis, go back in time to kill nearly every Egyptian God, get Ivy to nearly commit suicide and Eastwood is President.

[The Inritus Extraho]

Fuck. I can't keep up with this and homework ://

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fuck. I can't keep up with this and homework ://

Why bother keeping up on the OOC? Nothing happens here that's of import.