Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"I used to be quite the ladies man.

Then Loki happened.

Now I have AIDS."

"And so do they."

Of course, "Then Loki happened" will probably end up merging with Lolcats.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Normal Nightkill: "Why the fuck are they happy? This is complete bullshit. I'm going to have something happen to destroy them all-"
Nice Nightkill: "I don't come out much, but if you do that I will fucking end you."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Normal Nightkill: "Why the fuck are they happy? This is complete bullshit. I'm going to have something happen to destroy them all-"
Nice Nightkill: "I don't come out much, but if you do that I will fucking end you."

The nice ones fall the hardest.

(nods)

[Ende]

Lewissssssss.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Lewissssssss.

Yesssssss? Thissssssss is hissssss ssssssssssecretary.

Alsssssssssso, my computer is trying to tell me I meant "undersecretary". What the fuck?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why does James want to be commander, anyhow?

Even he should know that Minh will do it better and that the job probably sucks.

Not that I mind, really, just curiosity.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Why does James want to be commander, anyhow?

Even he should know that Minh will do it better and that the job probably sucks.

Not that I mind, really, just curiosity.

Because he thinks he can do it better.

And by that I mean I need to do something with James.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why does James want to be commander, anyhow?

Even he should know that Minh will do it better and that the job probably sucks.

Not that I mind, really, just curiosity.

Because he thinks he can do it better.

And by that I mean I need to do something with James.

James has no military experience.

Neither does Minh, but he's beloved by everyone and probably the most logical in the entire school.

More importantly, why isn't someone like Sanchez or Michael in charge?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Why does James want to be commander, anyhow?

Even he should know that Minh will do it better and that the job probably sucks.

Not that I mind, really, just curiosity.

Because he thinks he can do it better.

And by that I mean I need to do something with James.

Shoot things. You need to use up two of those three black bullets.

I have my own purposes for the third bullet.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Because he thinks he can do it better.

And by that I mean I need to do something with James.

James has no military experience.

Neither does Minh, but he's beloved by everyone and probably the most logical in the entire school.

More importantly, why isn't someone like Sanchez or Michael in charge?

Mike doesn't do well with technology and Sanchez doesn't do well with magic, apparently.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Because he thinks he can do it better.

And by that I mean I need to do something with James.

James has no military experience.

Your assumption.

[Nationstatelandsville]

James has no military experience.

Your assumption.

Because a teenage kid who spent the past few years murdering people for money is on par with a Brigadier General/the Archangel.

[Ende]

Your assumption.

Because a teenage kid who spent the past few years murdering people for money is on par with a Brigadier General/the Archangel.

I don't get why they don't just put Sanchez and Raphael in co-charge, and have an unrelated third party resolve any conflict between the two.

Or just fucking put Sanchez or Raphael individually in charge, because they knows what they're doing.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

IC post or continue working on this Crowley date oneshot.

Hmm.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Because a teenage kid who spent the past few years murdering people for money is on par with a Brigadier General/the Archangel.

I don't get why they don't just put Sanchez and Raphael in co-charge, and have an unrelated third party resolve any conflict between the two.

Or just fucking put Sanchez or Raphael individually in charge, because they knows what they're doing.

I don't get it either. Basically, people who have commanded armies before are looking for people who haven't to give the job to them. >.>

[Nationstatelandsville]

IC post or continue working on this Crowley date oneshot.

Hmm.

Ende probably wants the IC post and fuck that guy, so one-shot.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

IC post or continue working on this Crowley date oneshot.

Hmm.

Ende probably wants the IC post and fuck that guy, so one-shot.

All together now!

[Nationstatelandsville]

I don't get why they don't just put Sanchez and Raphael in co-charge, and have an unrelated third party resolve any conflict between the two.

Or just fucking put Sanchez or Raphael individually in charge, because they knows what they're doing.

I don't get it either. Basically, people who have commanded armies before are looking for people who haven't to give the job to them. >.>

This bullshit makes so much more sense when S makes it happen/bullies a Mexican into posting.

[Ende]

IC post or continue working on this Crowley date oneshot.

IC post. You'll be busy tomorrow.

And oneshots can wait.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I don't get it either. Basically, people who have commanded armies before are looking for people who haven't to give the job to them. >.>

This bullshit makes so much more sense when S makes it happen/bullies a Mexican into posting.

Somehow I doubt that. .

[Mavorpen]

And oneshots can wait.

BURN THE HERETIC!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

IC post or continue working on this Crowley date oneshot.

IC post. You'll be busy tomorrow.

And oneshots can wait.

So I should do oneshots then.

[Ende]

IC post. You'll be busy tomorrow.

And oneshots can wait.

So I should do oneshots then.

You are a horrible, horrible person.

This is revenge, isn't it?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So I should do oneshots then.

You are a horrible, horrible person.

This is revenge, isn't it?

What, revenge? Do I like the person who would hold a grudge?

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Your assumption.

Because a teenage kid who spent the past few years murdering people for money is on par with a Brigadier General/the Archangel.

He was 18 when he left the school.

And I'm not saying he's better than either at their jobs. James just has a bigger perspective to utilize magic and technology together. Raphael, Michael, Crowley, and pretty much everyone else are too focused on magic and/or too old to truly appreciate the benefits of military hardware, while Sanchez, in order to be a Brigadier General, would have to have been in the US military years before Elfen High even became public. That's going to make it hard for him to truly appreciate the benefits of magic.

James, however, is a child of both worlds and has experienced and utilized both in the field. While he isn't as experienced as the others in terms of years spent on the field, he's more experienced in harmonizing the two. More importantly, having several different commands working independently of each other will lead to issues, and likely the complete failure of the alliance and the deaths of everyone.