Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nude East Ireland]

I just tried explaining to the guys in my English class about how the South Africans call traffic signals robots. They still don't understand why.

I don't get it either.

"The Robot Apocalypse: South Africa".

Sounds totally legit.

[Ranbo]

I...also have no idea what's going on.

Again.

The March War is going on.

Yes, that's the new name of it.

Another war already?

Geez, you people are some right bloodthirsty bastards.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The March War is going on.

Yes, that's the new name of it.

Another war already?

Geez, you people are some right bloodthirsty bastards.

Indeed we are.

Feel free to have Kane come up to Sanchez and volunteer to go with Zark's characters to Buenos Aires.

[Ranbo]

Another war already?

Geez, you people are some right bloodthirsty bastards.

Indeed we are.

Feel free to have Kane come up to Sanchez and volunteer to go with Zark's characters to Buenos Aires.

Seems good to me.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I made some calculations.

All of the Elfen High 2 Arcs and OOCs together make up over 8% of all of P2TM.

Damn.

[Ranbo]

I made some calculations.

All of the Elfen High 2 Arcs and OOCs together make up over 8% of all of P2TM.

Damn.

Quick! We must make it to over 10%!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I made some calculations.

All of the Elfen High 2 Arcs and OOCs together make up over 8% of all of P2TM.

Damn.

Quick! We must make it to over 10%!

We are, however, only .34% of the whole site.

This will change.

[Constaniana]

Another war already?

Geez, you people are some right bloodthirsty bastards.

Indeed we are.

Feel free to have Kane come up to Sanchez and volunteer to go with Zark's characters to Buenos Aires.

I'm tempted to have Dunefiend go, if only for him to yell about the Falklands the whole blasted time.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indeed we are.

Feel free to have Kane come up to Sanchez and volunteer to go with Zark's characters to Buenos Aires.

I'm tempted to have Dunefiend go, if only for him to yell about the Falklands the whole blasted time.

The sheep expelled all the humans and proudly claimed the land.

[Ranbo]

Quick! We must make it to over 10%!

We are, however, only .34% of the whole site.

This will change.

At the least we should make it to 1%.

By the way, have you calculated the amount of space all your RPs(OOCs and ICs)—hence, the 'Nightkill RPs'—have taken up?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

We are, however, only .34% of the whole site.

This will change.

At the least we should make it to 1%.

By the way, have you calculated the amount of space all your RPs(OOCs and ICs)—hence, the 'Nightkill RPs'—have taken up?

Now I am.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So, I totalled up AWB and EH, the ones that survived and matter, and they come out to be .66% of the site.

If they were all still in P2TM, they would be nearly 15%.

[Constaniana]

I'm tempted to have Dunefiend go, if only for him to yell about the Falklands the whole blasted time.

The sheep expelled all the humans and proudly claimed the land.

But we still have the plaque reaffirming the total sovereignty of Great Britain over the islands

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A merchant tried to sell me a rhino horn.

Oh, I don't mean that horn.

I mean the dick.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

A merchant tried to sell me a rhino horn.

Oh, I don't mean that horn.

I mean the dick.

[Nude East Ireland]

A merchant tried to sell me a rhino horn.

Oh, I don't mean that horn.

I mean the dick.

"Take this rhino penis."

"Just what I was looking for."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A merchant tried to sell me a rhino horn.

Oh, I don't mean that horn.

I mean the dick.

He called it a delicacy.

I said I was vegetarian.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

He called it a delicacy.

I said I was vegetarian.

...

[Mavorpen]

He called it a delicacy.

I said I was vegetarian.

"SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BALLS?"

"I'm a vegan."

Seriously, that's my answer to 95% of questions people ask me, just in case they're secretly asking me something disgusting.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Pierre might be a crazy fuck now, but he still has no survival instinct.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Instead of Buenos Aires, I'll send the other group to Athens too.

To make my life easier.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Show me where it hurts." Azazel calmly asked the girl as she screamed, barely able to make words. Azazel shook his head. "So it seems it doesn't? Well, I'll make it worse." he said, placing his hand on her temple and ramping up the pain.

"Let me tell you something about myself, girl. My whole life, it seems like I've had to keep myself under control. Keep this constant feeling of rage and anger under my own control. I don't care. I haven't cared for a single thing for centuries because of keeping that rage under wraps. In all honesty, life's a game and I have debated winning it or losing it. I've made many, many people lose because I could." There was a long moment. "Some say I have a dead soul. I don't believe it. I don't think I ever had a true soul, in all honesty. I don't feel like most."

He turned to the screaming Rosalind. "I have been falling forever and chasing dark dreams. Ultimately, you know the one thing that can make me care? That can make me put aside my facade of living and bring me actual life?" He transformed his arm into a dagger and stabbed Rosalind right in the arm, a gleeful smile now on his handsome face. For the first time to Rosalind, he seemed genuinely and savagely happy. "This. I'm keeping you alive so I can hear you scream.

"After the lights go out in you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you screamed. And in those moments, I will live."

[Mavorpen]

"Show me where it hurts." Azazel calmly asked the girl as she screamed, barely able to make words. Azazel shook his head. "So it seems it doesn't? Well, I'll make it worse." he said, placing his hand on her temple and ramping up the pain.

"Let me tell you something about myself, girl. My whole life, it seems like I've had to keep myself under control. Keep this constant feeling of rage and anger under my own control. I don't care. I haven't cared for a single thing for centuries because of keeping that rage under wraps. In all honesty, life's a game and I have debated winning it or losing it. I've made many, many people lose because I could." There was a long moment. "Some say I have a dead soul. I don't believe it. I don't think I ever had a true soul, in all honesty. I don't feel like most."

He turned to the screaming Rosalind. "I have been falling forever and chasing dark dreams. Ultimately, you know the one thing that can make me care? That can make me put aside my facade of living and bring me actual life?" He transformed his arm into a dagger and stabbed Rosalind right in the arm, a gleeful smile now on his handsome face. For the first time to Rosalind, he seemed genuinely and savagely happy. "This. I'm keeping you alive so I can hear you scream.

"After the lights go out in you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you screamed. And in those moments, I will live."

Yay, more Breaking Benjamin references.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Show me where it hurts." Azazel calmly asked the girl as she screamed, barely able to make words. Azazel shook his head. "So it seems it doesn't? Well, I'll make it worse." he said, placing his hand on her temple and ramping up the pain.

"Let me tell you something about myself, girl. My whole life, it seems like I've had to keep myself under control. Keep this constant feeling of rage and anger under my own control. I don't care. I haven't cared for a single thing for centuries because of keeping that rage under wraps. In all honesty, life's a game and I have debated winning it or losing it. I've made many, many people lose because I could." There was a long moment. "Some say I have a dead soul. I don't believe it. I don't think I ever had a true soul, in all honesty. I don't feel like most."

He turned to the screaming Rosalind. "I have been falling forever and chasing dark dreams. Ultimately, you know the one thing that can make me care? That can make me put aside my facade of living and bring me actual life?" He transformed his arm into a dagger and stabbed Rosalind right in the arm, a gleeful smile now on his handsome face. For the first time to Rosalind, he seemed genuinely and savagely happy. "This. I'm keeping you alive so I can hear you scream.

"After the lights go out in you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you screamed. And in those moments, I will live."

Yay, more Breaking Benjamin references.

That was an intentional one too.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Show me where it hurts." Azazel calmly asked the girl as she screamed, barely able to make words. Azazel shook his head. "So it seems it doesn't? Well, I'll make it worse." he said, placing his hand on her temple and ramping up the pain.

"Let me tell you something about myself, girl. My whole life, it seems like I've had to keep myself under control. Keep this constant feeling of rage and anger under my own control. I don't care. I haven't cared for a single thing for centuries because of keeping that rage under wraps. In all honesty, life's a game and I have debated winning it or losing it. I've made many, many people lose because I could." There was a long moment. "Some say I have a dead soul. I don't believe it. I don't think I ever had a true soul, in all honesty. I don't feel like most."

He turned to the screaming Rosalind. "I have been falling forever and chasing dark dreams. Ultimately, you know the one thing that can make me care? That can make me put aside my facade of living and bring me actual life?" He transformed his arm into a dagger and stabbed Rosalind right in the arm, a gleeful smile now on his handsome face. For the first time to Rosalind, he seemed genuinely and savagely happy. "This. I'm keeping you alive so I can hear you scream.

"After the lights go out in you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you screamed. And in those moments, I will live."

"Oh, I love this guy. I bet he's punctual." - Alexander, the Archangel