Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

So, did the vehicle just break down, or did we stop for no reason?

The machine works. We stopped so the driver can get his bearings.

And because I left my laptop and didn't expect you guys to go crazy on posts.

Driver unconscious. -Nods-

-Slaps self- Ignore the small episode of savage speech.

[Nude East Ireland]

RU was a wonderful idea.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

RU was a wonderful idea.

Yep.

[Ende]

RU was a wonderful idea.

Yep.

Thirded.

[Mavorpen]

What happened in the last two pages?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

What happened in the last two pages?

Fuckhuge Egyptian-Fae war.

[The Inritus Extraho]

Yep.

Thirded.

Fourthed. Quaded? Quadraded?

[Nude East Ireland]

What happened in the last two pages?

Izanagi was killed, along with Crowley, Minh, Lewis, and James, during the assault on the Fae camp.

But, luckily, the battle is over. We've time-skipped ahead ten years, where Damien is the headmaster, and has adopted Rosalind.

If that sounds impossible, it's because it is.

[Mavorpen]

What happened in the last two pages?

Fuckhuge Egyptian-Fae war.

Ah. I'll skim through it...eventually.

What happened in the last two pages?

Izanagi was killed, along with Crowley, Minh, Lewis, and James, during the assault on the Fae camp.

But, luckily, the battle is over. We've time-skipped ahead ten years, where Damien is the headmaster, and has adopted Rosalind.

If that sounds impossible, it's because it is.

I have pie.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Thirded.

Fourthed. Quaded? Quadraded?

Seconded^2. -Nods-

[Mavorpen]

Fourthed. Quaded? Quadraded?

Seconded^2. -Nods-

Fucktupled.

[Rupudska]

Who's still near the IFV in the side thread?

[Nude East Ireland]

Who's still near the IFV in the side thread?

It's stopped in an unknown area of Hell, where everyone was transported in a cloud of smoke. The sky is dark, but it's still warm, so it's odd. The driver's getting his bearings. Jade, Crawford, Mary, and Erik are going to explore.

The military guys are controlled by Krish, because Hard quit RU when he didn't follow 'protocol', or something.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yuzuki just flashed everyone.

Subtle, Rup, subtle.

[Rupudska]

Yuzuki just flashed everyone.

Subtle, Rup, subtle.

I am an atomic bomb of subtlety.

Besides, she transformed from a raccoon, what do you expect?

[Nude East Ireland]

Gopher should meet Lewis.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Gopher should meet Lewis.

"Listen here, bru," Crawford replied, "I'm an award-winning anthropologist and author, working for a powerful international organization. You're a cameraman for a documentary show. I've got more awards than you have rolls of film." He stopped, not wanting Sanchez to yell at him, though that wouldn't be abnormal. He looked at Howard, and nodded. "We'll talk later, once these savage men are behind glass walls."

Crawford sat down next to Yuzuki, and crossed his legs. "Hello. Do you work here? It doesn't matter, but you seem rather... attractive," he blurted out, though in more of a whisper than anything.

Gopher gave Crawford the finger, before returning to his camera.

"Howard," he said, "Maybe ask Ms. Gates and Boobs-san about their experiences at Elfen High. That place shits documentary gold. If that asshole with the mustache hadn't tried to strangle me when I suggested filiming there, I'd have made a goddamn franchise out of that place."

He turned the camera back on, focusing on the host ("OK"ing the other cameramen to do the same). How Howard handled the situation was up to him, he was the expert. Gopher's job was to make it look good - as well as change it into a good story later on, because integrity in journalism is dead.

[Nude East Ireland]

Gopher should meet Lewis.

Gopher gave Crawford the finger, before returning to his camera.

"Howard," he said, "Maybe ask Ms. Gates and Boobs-san about their experiences at Elfen High. That place shits documentary gold. If that asshole with the mustache hadn't tried to strangle me when I suggested filiming there, I'd have made a goddamn franchise out of that place."

He turned the camera back on, focusing on the host ("OK"ing the other cameramen to do the same). How Howard handled the situation was up to him, he was the expert. Gopher's job was to make it look good - as well as change it into a good story later on, because integrity in journalism is dead.

Asshole-With-Mustache could've been anybody. I had my bets placed on an intoxicated Minh.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Asshole-With-Mustache could've been anybody. I had my bets placed on an intoxicated Minh.

Minh doesn't have a mustache.

Well, anti-Minh did, but not normal Minh.

[Nude East Ireland]

Asshole-With-Mustache could've been anybody. I had my bets placed on an intoxicated Minh.

Minh doesn't have a mustache.

Well, anti-Minh did, but not normal Minh.

Minh can grow facial hair at whim, he just chooses to be clean-shaven.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Minh doesn't have a mustache.

Well, anti-Minh did, but not normal Minh.

Minh can grow facial hair at whim, he just chooses to be clean-shaven.

Minh can even grow facial hair on other people.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Minh can grow facial hair at whim, he just chooses to be clean-shaven.

Minh can even grow facial hair on other people.

"Daisuke, come here."

"What, Dad?"

"We have to break into Crowley's bank vault. Quickly, disguise yourself!"

"I'm in a wheelchair, Dad, not the most u- why do I have a beard?"

"Disguises! Let's go!"

"Are you drunk?"

"Extremely!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mav, the two Jameses and Ganesh are with a different group than the Ciels, Crowley, Lewis and Minh.

[Mavorpen]

Mav, the two Jameses and Ganesh are with a different group than the Ciels, Crowley, Lewis and Minh.

It was 4 AM so I was sure I'd fuck something up. I'll fix it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mav, the two Jameses and Ganesh are with a different group than the Ciels, Crowley, Lewis and Minh.

It was 4 AM so I was sure I'd fuck something up. I'll fix it.

And Hard isn't allowed to post here for around twelve more hours, so...