Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

It sounds like a scene in a Mel Brooks film.

It sounds like something Mel Brooks would actually do, now that I think about it.

...Mel Brooks should be in this RP at some point.

My grandfather's name was the same as mine.

But my dad's first name was my grandfathers middle name, and his middle name was my grandfather's first name.

"Creativity is for assholes. We have wars to 'fight'."

"The war's over, Dad."

"That's what 'they' want you 'to' believe."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My maternal grandfather was British. During his service he tended to and cared for all combatants no matter what side they were on, which is what prompted the ceasefire. Earlier in the war he also survived his ambulance being blown up in southern France and proceeded to walk to Dunkirk. Then he was posted to North Africa, where he contracted malaria at least three times, twice so severely they thought for certain he was going to die, got three layers of skin burned off by the sun forcing him to always wear a shirt when outside even while swimming, then proceeded to participate in Sicily and Italy. He has one kill: A German soldier in North Africa attempted to loot his ambulance and kill him. My grandfather still tried to save his life.

My paternal grandfather was from Hungary and was forced to fight the Russians. He survived the retreat from Stalingrad and the siege of Budapest, participated in the Revolution of 1956, before finally escaping as a refugee with his family, including my then-5-year-old father, to Canada.

My maternal grandfather died when my mother was a teenager and never talked about the War. My paternal grandfather likewise never talked about it much, and died the same year my brother was born in 1989.

So, how'd they end up with you?

Relax, this wasn't in 2001.

I'm more concerned with the idea of you, in the sky, above us.

I can't think of a single scenario in which you in place does not end with a crash into an orphanage or WWIII.

Don't worry.

You won't even notice the world ending around you when I fly again.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Anyhow, I must sleep as well, lest D "accidentally" discover Eastwood's nuclear football.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I remembered a funny story regarding a plane actually. I wasn't a part of this, though a friend of mine who was a pilot was.

People in Indian air control towers really suck at their job and give very few fucks. While this is probably not a good thing, it can be amusing at times. So my friend told me that when he was flying a plane, a message came over the control tower. Two people, a female and a male, were evidently moaning and having a good time. So the guy was fucking the girl (up the ass, I believe) and had accidentally turned on the transmitter so everyone was hearing this.

Since Indians are polite, the pilots patiently waited for them to finish before telling them what just happened.

Then they got fired.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I remembered a funny story regarding a plane actually. I wasn't a part of this, though a friend of mine who was a pilot was.

People in Indian air control towers really suck at their job and give very few fucks. While this is probably not a good thing, it can be amusing at times. So my friend told me that when he was flying a plane, a message came over the control tower. Two people, a female and a male, were evidently moaning and having a good time. So the guy was fucking the girl (up the ass, I believe) and had accidentally turned on the transmitter so everyone was hearing this.

Since Indians are polite, the pilots patiently waited for them to finish before telling them what just happened.

Then they got fired.

I'm less concerned with the flagrant irresponsibility, so much as the fact that your friend had to tell you what kind of sex he thought they were having.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I remembered a funny story regarding a plane actually. I wasn't a part of this, though a friend of mine who was a pilot was.

People in Indian air control towers really suck at their job and give very few fucks. While this is probably not a good thing, it can be amusing at times. So my friend told me that when he was flying a plane, a message came over the control tower. Two people, a female and a male, were evidently moaning and having a good time. So the guy was fucking the girl (up the ass, I believe) and had accidentally turned on the transmitter so everyone was hearing this.

Since Indians are polite, the pilots patiently waited for them to finish before telling them what just happened.

Then they got fired.

I'm less concerned with the flagrant irresponsibility, so much as the fact that your friend had to tell you what kind of sex he thought they were having.

Indians also like to know all the details.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

After watching that SCP clip, I should actually have Crowley teach a class. It'd be interesting.

And I still want my anti-Richard one-shot.

[Ende]

After watching that SCP clip, I should actually have Crowley teach a class. It'd be interesting.

"Starting to freak out a bit? Don't worry, just take a deep breath. You're going to be all right. Just a bit of a change to the way the room's set up. It's not like anything worse is happening. I mean, it could be worse, right? At least you're safe in here. It's not like the desks are coming alive to kill you now, is it? Oh wait, yes! They are. The fucking desks are going to kill you!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

After watching that SCP clip, I should actually have Crowley teach a class. It'd be interesting.

"Starting to freak out a bit? Don't worry, just take a deep breath. You're going to be all right. Just a bit of a change to the way the room's set up. It's not like anything worse is happening. I mean, it could be worse, right? At least you're safe in here. It's not like the desks are coming alive to kill you now, is it? Oh wait, yes! They are. The fucking desks are going to kill you!"

"Now put that gun down and lie the fuck down on the ground, you fucknugget! I am a living god! You are a fucking insect! What the fuck I do want? What the fuck can I get from fucking turds like you? You're going to be my playthings."

[Ende]

"Starting to freak out a bit? Don't worry, just take a deep breath. You're going to be all right. Just a bit of a change to the way the room's set up. It's not like anything worse is happening. I mean, it could be worse, right? At least you're safe in here. It's not like the desks are coming alive to kill you now, is it? Oh wait, yes! They are. The fucking desks are going to kill you!"

"Now put that gun down and lie the fuck down on the ground, you fucknugget! I am a living god! You are a fucking insect! What the fuck I do want? What the fuck can I get from fucking turds like you? You're going to be my playthings."

I'm not entirely sure why, but it seemed very Crowley.

Anyway, it's one in the morning and I still need to make an IC thread for UNIT, so I think I'll sleep now.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Now put that gun down and lie the fuck down on the ground, you fucknugget! I am a living god! You are a fucking insect! What the fuck I do want? What the fuck can I get from fucking turds like you? You're going to be my playthings."

I'm not entirely sure why, but it seemed very Crowley.

Anyway, it's one in the morning and I still need to make an IC thread for UNIT, so I think I'll sleep now.

Because it is.

Goodnight.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The two Ciels legimately do sleep together.

Crowley loves his cameras right now.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

The two Ciels legimately do sleep together.

Crowley loves his cameras right now.

He does, doesn't he? .

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The two Ciels legimately do sleep together.

Crowley loves his cameras right now.

He does, doesn't he? .

Incredibly so.

And I applaud you, Mexican, for going by the Elfen High spirit and pairing them up. I'm proud of you. *single tear*

[Zarkenis Ultima]

He does, doesn't he? .

Incredibly so.

And I applaud you, Mexican, for going by the Elfen High spirit and pairing them up. I'm proud of you. *single tear*

Oh, stop it, you. This is like the fourth time this year.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Incredibly so.

And I applaud you, Mexican, for going by the Elfen High spirit and pairing them up. I'm proud of you. *single tear*

Oh, stop it, you. This is like the fourth time this year.

Good thing the year's nearly over then.

Now we just need Anti-Ciel to come and make it a threesome.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Oh, stop it, you. This is like the fourth time this year.

Good thing the year's nearly over then.

Now we just need Anti-Ciel to come and make it a threesome.

But she's probably in her dimension now, bothering Anti-James to no end. .

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Good thing the year's nearly over then.

Now we just need Anti-Ciel to come and make it a threesome.

But she's probably in her dimension now, bothering Anti-James to no end. .

Another thing is that Set seems to be able to enter and exit EH at will and can erase memories.

He's also a large pervert.

Now, I'm not implying Set might be enjoying himself as well...

[Zarkenis Ultima]

But she's probably in her dimension now, bothering Anti-James to no end. .

Another thing is that Set seems to be able to enter and exit EH at will and can erase memories.

He's also a large pervert.

Now, I'm not implying Set might be enjoying himself as well...

Because for every group of people having sex, in the EHverse there are two or three beings who can witness it without said people ever knowing about it. .

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Another thing is that Set seems to be able to enter and exit EH at will and can erase memories.

He's also a large pervert.

Now, I'm not implying Set might be enjoying himself as well...

Because for every group of people having sex, in the EHverse there are two or three beings who can witness it without said people ever knowing about it. .

Sex, especially lesbian sex, is never private in EH. Ever.

*Richard, Yuzuki, Crowley, Set, Randan and others proceed to watch the Ciels*

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Because for every group of people having sex, in the EHverse there are two or three beings who can witness it without said people ever knowing about it. .

Sex, especially lesbian sex, is never private in EH. Ever.

*Richard, Yuzuki, Crowley, Set, Randan and others proceed to watch the Ciels*

Santa too, because 'tis the season.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Sex, especially lesbian sex, is never private in EH. Ever.

*Richard, Yuzuki, Crowley, Set, Randan and others proceed to watch the Ciels*

Santa too, because 'tis the season.

Santa loves his naughty girls. He has a list of them which he checks twice.

And Daisuke probably still has some of his spy programs in EH's camera network.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Santa too, because 'tis the season.

Santa loves his naughty girls. He has a list of them which he checks twice.

And Daisuke probably still has some of his spy programs in EH's camera network.

Good God, you might as well broadcast it through the school then.

...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Santa loves his naughty girls. He has a list of them which he checks twice.

And Daisuke probably still has some of his spy programs in EH's camera network.

Good God, you might as well broadcast it through the school then.

...

I always knew there was a reason I liked you. Good boy! *pats*

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Good God, you might as well broadcast it through the school then.

...

I always knew there was a reason I liked you. Good boy! *pats*

-Snarls-

-Reconsiders the value of his nether parts-

-Accepts the display of affection submissivey-