Advertisement
by Nude East Ireland » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:43 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:16 am
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nude East Ireland » Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:55 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:58 am
by Ranbo » Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:06 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Waking at 9:30 is unholy.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:32 am
by Ranbo » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:56 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:58 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Ranbo » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:18 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:20 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:21 pm
Ranbo wrote:Rather short, but this gives a small insight on Kane's personality that the rest of Elfen High will have to deal with soon."Merry Christmas, Kane."
Kane awoke to her bunk partner, Sarah, crouched in the middle of her chest. Scrambling upright, she caused her to tumble on the floor.
"What the hell was that for?!" Sarah cried out, frazzled at this.
"The better question was," Kane said, slightly pausing before full on screaming at her, "What the hell were you doing on my goddamn chest?!"
Quickly regaining her Christmas Spirit, Sarah grinned. "Just wishing you a merry one, that's all!"
Swinging her feet out of bed, Kane looked quizzically at her bunk mate, her initial anger slowly subsiding. "Anyway," She sighed, "Christmas was yesterday. What could possibly be your reason for doing something this late?"
Sarah kept grinning. "Well," She said, "Rumour is that the headmaster hear at Kallisto is shipping you off somewhere around the globe in a couple days, so I thought you should have some extra cheer since this will be your last Christmas with us...and me, of course."
Kane rolled her eyes. "Yes," She muttered, "And you."
Turning to face Sarah, she smirked. "They're sending me the long way over to Britain. Seems they'll be unloading me in some bloody dump called Elfen High. Don't like it, but at least I'll gain one satisfaction from it.
"What?" Sarah asked inquisitively.
"There's no way in Hell that my experience there could be worse from what I've already been through here."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:23 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just know Nat is going to try (and fail) to kill me for that last post.
by Ranbo » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:24 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ranbo wrote:Rather short, but this gives a small insight on Kane's personality that the rest of Elfen High will have to deal with soon."Merry Christmas, Kane."
Kane awoke to her bunk partner, Sarah, crouched in the middle of her chest. Scrambling upright, she caused her to tumble on the floor.
"What the hell was that for?!" Sarah cried out, frazzled at this.
"The better question was," Kane said, slightly pausing before full on screaming at her, "What the hell were you doing on my goddamn chest?!"
Quickly regaining her Christmas Spirit, Sarah grinned. "Just wishing you a merry one, that's all!"
Swinging her feet out of bed, Kane looked quizzically at her bunk mate, her initial anger slowly subsiding. "Anyway," She sighed, "Christmas was yesterday. What could possibly be your reason for doing something this late?"
Sarah kept grinning. "Well," She said, "Rumour is that the headmaster hear at Kallisto is shipping you off somewhere around the globe in a couple days, so I thought you should have some extra cheer since this will be your last Christmas with us...and me, of course."
Kane rolled her eyes. "Yes," She muttered, "And you."
Turning to face Sarah, she smirked. "They're sending me the long way over to Britain. Seems they'll be unloading me in some bloody dump called Elfen High. Don't like it, but at least I'll gain one satisfaction from it.
"What?" Sarah asked inquisitively.
"There's no way in Hell that my experience there could be worse from what I've already been through here."
Oh, poor, poor deluded Kane.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:27 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:32 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:36 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:40 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:42 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:45 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:51 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:59 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:13 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
Advertisement
Return to Portal to the Multiverse
Users browsing this forum: Melon Heads, Rudaslavia, The Empire of Tau, Zarkenis Ultima
Advertisement