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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:08 pm

Britcan wrote:
Muhamadia wrote:and if i take that i risk a war with nova i have 10 ships heading to america already im not gonna turn them around

So your going to sail the ships around the tip of argentina? There isn't any land on the east coast and staring a colony on the west coast would mean it's effectively cut off from the rest of your land. And why should Nova attack you? It's not his land.

no im just gonna take the part that is left then build a port and export my stuff from there
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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:09 pm

i'll just take central usa and what is left
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Britcan
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Postby Britcan » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:09 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:
Britcan wrote:He's a hundred years old and is in Antarctica. Him coming back would be nothing short of ludicrous.

I'm going to announce which alliance I'm joining in just a minute.

Well he was sent for. He says he will return. hes going to a mysterious kingdom in Antartica where his ancestors are from. Hes either a fool or shall be kept alive somehow by an ancient order on the continent

If the second happens all my troops are invincible and can shoot lasers out of their arses. :p

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Crolacia
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Postby Crolacia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:10 pm

Muhamadia wrote:
Crolacia wrote:
Aye, and I'm in northern Canada so watch out! :p

im not gonna attack you nor rape your womens plump breasts but i will go north

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im gonna take nunavut


Ohhhhh no I already have it!

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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:12 pm

Crolacia wrote:
Muhamadia wrote:im not gonna attack you nor rape your womens plump breasts but i will go north

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im gonna take nunavut


Ohhhhh no I already have it!

well will you sell me some land or i'll just invade america and take central us
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Crolacia
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Postby Crolacia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:14 pm

Muhamadia wrote:
Crolacia wrote:
Ohhhhh no I already have it!

well will you sell me some land or i'll just invade america and take central us


Well well, we could conquer North America together!

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Nova Imperius
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Postby Nova Imperius » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:15 pm

Muhamadia wrote:
Crolacia wrote:
Ohhhhh no I already have it!

well will you sell me some land or i'll just invade america and take central us

Listen u cannot simply invade and assume to take. It takes time and most likely u shall have both JAL and the CEA attacking as it is far to sudden and violent. Dont act spontaneously.

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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:15 pm

Crolacia wrote:
Muhamadia wrote: well will you sell me some land or i'll just invade america and take central us


Well well, we could conquer North America together!

hmmm you up for it? i have about 200,000 soldiers coming
and to nova
i will take my time don't worry
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Nova Imperius
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Postby Nova Imperius » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:18 pm

Muhamadia wrote:
Crolacia wrote:
Well well, we could conquer North America together!

hmmm you up for it? i have about 200,000 soldiers coming
and to nova
i will take my time don't worry

Well its around 400 soldiers per boat in those days. Im not sure ur navy is large enough and the tax payed would be COLLOSAL when leaving the med :D

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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:19 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:
Muhamadia wrote:hmmm you up for it? i have about 200,000 soldiers coming
and to nova
i will take my time don't worry

Well its around 400 soldiers per boat in those days. Im not sure ur navy is large enough and the tax payed would be COLLOSAL when leaving the med :D

well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing
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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:20 pm

nothing good ol'slavery can't fix
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Crolacia
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Postby Crolacia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:20 pm

Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there. ;)

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Acroticus
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Postby Acroticus » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:23 pm

Crolacia wrote:Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there. ;)


But you don't have enough soldiers...


Muhamadia wrote:
Nova Imperius wrote:Well its around 400 soldiers per boat in those days. Im not sure ur navy is large enough and the tax payed would be COLLOSAL when leaving the med :D

well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing


If you need money, I would buy Greece! :lol: Or of course, your African colony.

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Crolacia
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Postby Crolacia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:24 pm

Acroticus wrote:
Crolacia wrote:Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there. ;)


But you don't have enough soldiers...


Muhamadia wrote:well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing


If you need money, I would buy Greece! :lol: Or of course, your African colony.


Oh yeah, how do you know that? I do have at least 50,000 soldiers in North America. So yee I could take all of Canada pretty quickly.

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Nova Imperius
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Postby Nova Imperius » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:25 pm

Acroticus wrote:
Crolacia wrote:Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there. ;)


But you don't have enough soldiers...


Muhamadia wrote:well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing


If you need money, I would buy Greece! :lol: Or of course, your African colony.

Likewise, perhaps we could split the two Acrotius :D

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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:25 pm

Acroticus wrote:
Crolacia wrote:Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there. ;)


But you don't have enough soldiers...


Muhamadia wrote:well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing


If you need money, I would buy Greece! :lol: Or of course, your African colony.

i'll be raping your king before that happens
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Acroticus
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Postby Acroticus » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:26 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:
Acroticus wrote:
But you don't have enough soldiers...




If you need money, I would buy Greece! :lol: Or of course, your African colony.

Likewise, perhaps we could split the two Acrotius :D


I been meaning to ask: who is in charge while your King is gone?

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Halleon
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Postby Halleon » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:27 pm

How will you get to Central Us? All the coastal lands are pretty much taken and if Mideonan Troops land on Republic soil it would be seen as a act of war.

Also Sicily interested in selling your half of Cuba?
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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:28 pm

king josef:Get that ass over here!
Sicilian king:NONONOO GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM MY FACE ..........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
King josef:muhahahaa your mine
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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:28 pm

Halleon wrote:How will you get to Central Us? All the coastal lands are pretty much taken and if Mideonan Troops land on Republic soil it would be seen as a act of war.

Also Sicily interested in selling your half of Cuba?

we have a personal union i'll just ask for military accese then we'll be on our way
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Nova Imperius
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Postby Nova Imperius » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:29 pm

Muhamadia wrote:
Acroticus wrote:
But you don't have enough soldiers...




If you need money, I would buy Greece! :lol: Or of course, your African colony.

i'll be raping your king before that happens

Whats with u and rape honestly. Anyway the combined sicilian and Anhk-Durnik forces could take the country in less than a month

Oh i think i answered somewere. anyway its the Grand Visier until Czar Theoden I is crowned. Then if the old kling returns he can assume the throne as he signed a document of "Abdication until return"

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Britcan
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Postby Britcan » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:31 pm

I have chosen which alliance to join :)

This nation should not be taken to be representative of my real-life views, nor should any of the nonsense I posted on here as a teenager.

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Muhamadia
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Postby Muhamadia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:32 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:
Muhamadia wrote:i'll be raping your king before that happens

Whats with u and rape honestly. Anyway the combined sicilian and Anhk-Durnik forces could take the country in less than a month

Oh i think i answered somewere. anyway its the Grand Visier until Czar Theoden I is crowned. Then if the old kling returns he can assume the throne as he signed a document of "Abdication until return"

well try to buy my land and your kings will not last 30 seconds under king josefs dick
p.s king josef was raped by his father sooooo :p
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Nova Imperius
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Postby Nova Imperius » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:33 pm

Britcan wrote:I have chosen which alliance to join :)

Oh well tbh i would have ade the same choice due to geography

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Acroticus
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Postby Acroticus » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:33 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:
Muhamadia wrote:i'll be raping your king before that happens

Whats with u and rape honestly. Anyway the combined sicilian and Anhk-Durnik forces could take the country in less than a month

Oh i think i answered somewere. anyway its the Grand Visier until Czar Theoden I is crowned. Then if the old kling returns he can assume the throne as he signed a document of "Abdication until return"


Oh right. Thanks.


Halleon wrote:How will you get to Central Us? All the coastal lands are pretty much taken and if Mideonan Troops land on Republic soil it would be seen as a act of war.

Also Sicily interested in selling your half of Cuba?


Interesting proposal. But you probably have very little money, so the only other thing you could offer me would be land, which you don't have much of either. If you end up capturing some piece of land that you'd trade I certainly oblige, and also, the Emperor would gladly entertain your ideas if you're leader were to come to Sicily.

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