Kingdoms and Colonies - Age of Enlightenment [OOC/OPEN]

[Muhamadia]

and if i take that i risk a war with nova i have 10 ships heading to america already im not gonna turn them around

So your going to sail the ships around the tip of argentina? There isn't any land on the east coast and staring a colony on the west coast would mean it's effectively cut off from the rest of your land. And why should Nova attack you? It's not his land.

no im just gonna take the part that is left then build a port and export my stuff from there

[Muhamadia]

i'll just take central usa and what is left

[Britcan]

He's a hundred years old and is in Antarctica. Him coming back would be nothing short of ludicrous.

I'm going to announce which alliance I'm joining in just a minute.

Well he was sent for. He says he will return. hes going to a mysterious kingdom in Antartica where his ancestors are from. Hes either a fool or shall be kept alive somehow by an ancient order on the continent

If the second happens all my troops are invincible and can shoot lasers out of their arses.

[Crolacia]

Aye, and I'm in northern Canada so watch out!

im not gonna attack you nor rape your womens plump breasts but i will go north


im gonna take nunavut

Ohhhhh no I already have it!

[Muhamadia]

im not gonna attack you nor rape your womens plump breasts but i will go north


im gonna take nunavut

Ohhhhh no I already have it!

well will you sell me some land or i'll just invade america and take central us

[Crolacia]

Ohhhhh no I already have it!

well will you sell me some land or i'll just invade america and take central us

Well well, we could conquer North America together!

[Nova Imperius]

Ohhhhh no I already have it!

well will you sell me some land or i'll just invade america and take central us

Listen u cannot simply invade and assume to take. It takes time and most likely u shall have both JAL and the CEA attacking as it is far to sudden and violent. Dont act spontaneously.

[Muhamadia]

well will you sell me some land or i'll just invade america and take central us

Well well, we could conquer North America together!

hmmm you up for it? i have about 200,000 soldiers coming
and to nova
i will take my time don't worry

[Nova Imperius]

Well well, we could conquer North America together!

hmmm you up for it? i have about 200,000 soldiers coming
and to nova
i will take my time don't worry

Well its around 400 soldiers per boat in those days. Im not sure ur navy is large enough and the tax payed would be COLLOSAL when leaving the med

[Muhamadia]

hmmm you up for it? i have about 200,000 soldiers coming
and to nova
i will take my time don't worry

Well its around 400 soldiers per boat in those days. Im not sure ur navy is large enough and the tax payed would be COLLOSAL when leaving the med

well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing

[Muhamadia]

nothing good ol'slavery can't fix

[Crolacia]

Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there.

[Acroticus]

Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there.

But you don't have enough soldiers...

Well its around 400 soldiers per boat in those days. Im not sure ur navy is large enough and the tax payed would be COLLOSAL when leaving the med

well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing

If you need money, I would buy Greece! Or of course, your African colony.

[Crolacia]

Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there.

But you don't have enough soldiers...

well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing

If you need money, I would buy Greece! Or of course, your African colony.

Oh yeah, how do you know that? I do have at least 50,000 soldiers in North America. So yee I could take all of Canada pretty quickly.

[Nova Imperius]

Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there.

But you don't have enough soldiers...

well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing

If you need money, I would buy Greece! Or of course, your African colony.

Likewise, perhaps we could split the two Acrotius

[Muhamadia]

Also, if I was planning to occupy North America, I could do it MUCH faster becuase I already have land in it so there are already my soldiers there.

But you don't have enough soldiers...

well i'll pay it i have 10 ships crossing

If you need money, I would buy Greece! Or of course, your African colony.

i'll be raping your king before that happens

[Acroticus]

But you don't have enough soldiers...




If you need money, I would buy Greece! Or of course, your African colony.

Likewise, perhaps we could split the two Acrotius

I been meaning to ask: who is in charge while your King is gone?

[Halleon]

How will you get to Central Us? All the coastal lands are pretty much taken and if Mideonan Troops land on Republic soil it would be seen as a act of war.

Also Sicily interested in selling your half of Cuba?

[Muhamadia]

king josef:Get that ass over here!
Sicilian king:NONONOO GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM MY FACE ..........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
King josef:muhahahaa your mine

[Muhamadia]

How will you get to Central Us? All the coastal lands are pretty much taken and if Mideonan Troops land on Republic soil it would be seen as a act of war.

Also Sicily interested in selling your half of Cuba?

we have a personal union i'll just ask for military accese then we'll be on our way

[Nova Imperius]

But you don't have enough soldiers...




If you need money, I would buy Greece! Or of course, your African colony.

i'll be raping your king before that happens

Whats with u and rape honestly. Anyway the combined sicilian and Anhk-Durnik forces could take the country in less than a month

Oh i think i answered somewere. anyway its the Grand Visier until Czar Theoden I is crowned. Then if the old kling returns he can assume the throne as he signed a document of "Abdication until return"

[Britcan]

I have chosen which alliance to join

[Muhamadia]

i'll be raping your king before that happens

Whats with u and rape honestly. Anyway the combined sicilian and Anhk-Durnik forces could take the country in less than a month

Oh i think i answered somewere. anyway its the Grand Visier until Czar Theoden I is crowned. Then if the old kling returns he can assume the throne as he signed a document of "Abdication until return"

well try to buy my land and your kings will not last 30 seconds under king josefs dick
p.s king josef was raped by his father sooooo

[Nova Imperius]

I have chosen which alliance to join

Oh well tbh i would have ade the same choice due to geography

[Acroticus]

i'll be raping your king before that happens

Whats with u and rape honestly. Anyway the combined sicilian and Anhk-Durnik forces could take the country in less than a month

Oh i think i answered somewere. anyway its the Grand Visier until Czar Theoden I is crowned. Then if the old kling returns he can assume the throne as he signed a document of "Abdication until return"

Oh right. Thanks.

How will you get to Central Us? All the coastal lands are pretty much taken and if Mideonan Troops land on Republic soil it would be seen as a act of war.

Also Sicily interested in selling your half of Cuba?

Interesting proposal. But you probably have very little money, so the only other thing you could offer me would be land, which you don't have much of either. If you end up capturing some piece of land that you'd trade I certainly oblige, and also, the Emperor would gladly entertain your ideas if you're leader were to come to Sicily.