Kingdoms and Colonies - Age of Enlightenment [OOC/OPEN]

by **Halleon** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:49 pm

Jerusalemian wrote:
Halleon wrote:Nova its Fascism and Communism, when you say Nazism it has everything to do with Germany as in the nation. Communism as a ideal exist except no nation has yet to embrace it just as Fascism as a ideal already exist except nobody is calling themselves fully Fascism. Its generic and kinda pointless to be like Muh or whatever his name when he tried to form the Nazi party in the MID Empire and call it the Nazi Mid Empire.

You mean muhamadia the guy who almost ruined the mid empire?

Yeah that's his name Muhamadia in my opinion he didn't do a good job with the Mid Empire and his attempts to make it like Nazi Germany was retarded he treid using the name Adolf Hitler for the leader of his nazi revolution when he was told he couldn't do that he kept trying to use the picture of hitler but with a slighterly different name.

by **Cirema** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:50 pm

Mishmahig wrote:
Jerusalemian wrote:Well yep
Also post in the goddamn jal meeting guys

Cirema, did you have an issue you wanted me to address, or...?

I'll just talk about the CIS, India, and war in Europe. Really anything pertaining to me

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by **Jerusalemian** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:55 pm

Halleon wrote:
Jerusalemian wrote:You mean muhamadia the guy who almost ruined the mid empire?

Yeah that's his name Muhamadia in my opinion he didn't do a good job with the Mid Empire and his attempts to make it like Nazi Germany was retarded he treid using the name Adolf Hitler for the leader of his nazi revolution when he was told he couldn't do that he kept trying to use the picture of hitler but with a slighterly different name.

lol

by **Mishmahig** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:57 pm

Cirema wrote:
Mishmahig wrote:
Cirema, did you have an issue you wanted me to address, or...?

I'll just talk about the CIS, India, and war in Europe. Really anything pertaining to me .

China will extend you another loan in the JAL conference, and I'm sure Japan will be open to joint-operations in India.

by **Jerusalemian** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:58 pm

Mishmahig wrote:
Cirema wrote:I'll just talk about the CIS, India, and war in Europe. Really anything pertaining to me .

China will extend you another loan in the JAL conference, and I'm sure Japan will be open to joint-operations in India.

not if japans emperor gets angry lol

by **Nova Imperius** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:59 pm

You do not know how tempted i am to have this Vodka spiked with slow acting poison lol. For the first hour no effect, then you get dizzy, then you die

by **Halleon** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:00 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:You do not know how tempted i am to have this Vodka spiked with slow acting poison lol. For the first hour no effect, then you get dizzy, then you die

Lol great way to kill the Mexican Emperor who looks like hes enjoying that vodka. Good thing Tilios doesn't think he should be getting drunk at important meetings.

by **Cirema** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:01 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:You do not know how tempted i am to have this Vodka spiked with slow acting poison lol. For the first hour no effect, then you get dizzy, then you die

Well, my ambassador is just a somewhat random man from Detroit, so...

by **Mishmahig** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:01 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:You do not know how tempted i am to have this Vodka spiked with slow acting poison lol. For the first hour no effect, then you get dizzy, then you die

And then the entire JAL declares war on Anhk-Durnik, crushes the empire, and marches into Durnovaria. After the war-crimes trial, they force-feed the poisoned vodka to the Emperor and watch in satisfaction as he dies.

by **Mishmahig** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:03 pm

Jerusalemian wrote:
Mishmahig wrote:
China will extend you another loan in the JAL conference, and I'm sure Japan will be open to joint-operations in India.

not if japans emperor gets angry lol

That man scares me....and he's a fictional character.

Let's hope that doesn't happen.

by **Jerusalemian** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:05 pm

Mishmahig wrote:
Jerusalemian wrote:not if japans emperor gets angry lol

That man scares me....and he's a fictional character.

Let's hope that doesn't happen.

china scared oh shit :blink:

by **Nova Imperius** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:06 pm

Mishmahig wrote:
Nova Imperius wrote:You do not know how tempted i am to have this Vodka spiked with slow acting poison lol. For the first hour no effect, then you get dizzy, then you die

And then the entire JAL declares war on Anhk-Durnik, crushes the empire, and marches into Durnovaria. After the war-crimes trial, they force-feed the poisoned vodka to the Emperor and watch in satisfaction as he dies.

Oh what a naughty Sir Boyd!!! Oh yes and its Czar

by **Jerusalemian** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:06 pm

Mishmahig wrote:
Nova Imperius wrote:You do not know how tempted i am to have this Vodka spiked with slow acting poison lol. For the first hour no effect, then you get dizzy, then you die

And then the entire JAL declares war on Anhk-Durnik, crushes the empire, and marches into Durnovaria. After the war-crimes trial, they force-feed the poisoned vodka to the Emperor and watch in satisfaction as he dies.

well then nova you shall be faced with total war

by **Halleon** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:06 pm

I'm just going to state now that nobody in the Medonia Delegation is drinking the vodka or any other alcohol, rather unprofessional for those who are.

by **Mishmahig** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:07 pm

Halleon wrote:I'm just going to state now that nobody in the Medonia Delegation is drinking the vodka or any other alcohol, rather unprofessional for those who are.

The Chinese ambassador is a Temperance Movement member.

by **Cirema** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:08 pm

Halleon wrote:I'm just going to state now that nobody in the Medonia Delegation is drinking the vodka or any other alcohol, rather unprofessional for those who are.

You have a whole delegation? Heh, I just sent one man.

He's not drinking, by the way.

by **Nova Imperius** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:09 pm

Halleon wrote:I'm just going to state now that nobody in the Medonia Delegation is drinking the vodka or any other alcohol, rather unprofessional for those who are.

Well the Emperor of Mexico said everyone was drinking it so.....

In IC it said the Emperor basicly forced a glass down his throat. Also you all drank "finest wine in all of Mexico" aka goat piss

by **Mishmahig** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:09 pm

Cirema wrote:
Halleon wrote:I'm just going to state now that nobody in the Medonia Delegation is drinking the vodka or any other alcohol, rather unprofessional for those who are.

You have a whole delegation? Heh, I just sent one man.

He's not drinking, by the way.

So it's really just the Mexican delegation that will have a problem.

<slowly swivels in the chair to stare intently at the Mexican Emperor>

by **Jerusalemian** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:10 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:
Halleon wrote:I'm just going to state now that nobody in the Medonia Delegation is drinking the vodka or any other alcohol, rather unprofessional for those who are.

Well the Emperor of Mexico said everyone was drinking it so.....

In IC it said the Emperor basicly forced a glass down his throat. Also you all drank "finest wine in all of Mexico" aka goat piss

nope our wine was made from the best grapes in mexico at leon

by **Jerusalemian** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:11 pm

Mishmahig wrote:
Cirema wrote:You have a whole delegation? Heh, I just sent one man.

He's not drinking, by the way.

So it's really just the Mexican delegation that will have a problem.

<slowly swivels in the chair to stare intently at the Mexican Emperor>

Nope we are heavy drinkers so we won't be affected

by **Cirema** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:11 pm

Jerusalemian wrote:Mexico City
Well sir boyd i am a heavy drinker so this does not affect me what so ever we have wines and beers reaching to 89% alcohol so this kind of vodka is lets say "dull" tot he mexicans and to me.I know it may shock you but we have stronger stomachs then the europeans and their "Refined" stomachs.

89% alcohol is like rubbing alcohol... I don't think you could survive any more than like... a tablespoon.

by **Jerusalemian** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:12 pm

Cirema wrote:
Jerusalemian wrote:Mexico City
Well sir boyd i am a heavy drinker so this does not affect me what so ever we have wines and beers reaching to 89% alcohol so this kind of vodka is lets say "dull" tot he mexicans and to me.I know it may shock you but we have stronger stomachs then the europeans and their "Refined" stomachs.

89% alcohol is like rubbing alcohol... I don't think you could survive any more than like... a tablespoon.

Meh we are mexicans never underestimate us

by **Nova Imperius** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:13 pm

Mishmahig wrote:
Cirema wrote:You have a whole delegation? Heh, I just sent one man.

He's not drinking, by the way.

So it's really just the Mexican delegation that will have a problem.

<slowly swivels in the chair to stare intently at the Mexican Emperor>

But you see the Mexican emperor basicly forced you all to drink along with his wine

Haha you dont get much higher than 45% alcohol Jer. Its a poison after all. Also nope 89% is to high, you would be dead

by **Jerusalemian** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:15 pm

Nova Imperius wrote:
Mishmahig wrote:
So it's really just the Mexican delegation that will have a problem.

<slowly swivels in the chair to stare intently at the Mexican Emperor>

But you see the Mexican emperor basicly forced you all to drink along with his wine

Haha you dont get much higher than 45% alcohol Jer. Its a poison after all. Also nope 89% is to high, you would be dead

meh also if it was filled with poisin we got back up heirs and you'd be face with a massive invasion

by **Nova Imperius** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:16 pm

Jerusalemian wrote:
Nova Imperius wrote:But you see the Mexican emperor basicly forced you all to drink along with his wine

Haha you dont get much higher than 45% alcohol Jer. Its a poison after all. Also nope 89% is to high, you would be dead

meh also if it was filled with poisin we got back up heirs and you'd be face with a massive invasion

No alcohol IS a poison. It is watered down so it is drinkable

Also chaps please dont interfere with this wager, im going to use my rightful OP powers for this one

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