Personification Life Signup and Planning (OOC, Part II)

[Giovenith]

MY TURN!!!

Old age: 88%
Lost in Wilderness: 10%
Acts of god: 1%
Suicide while in police custody: 1%
Dragon attack: 1%

[Bone Fort]

MY TURN!!!

Old age: 88%
Lost in Wilderness: 10%
Acts of god: 1%
Suicide while in police custody: 1%
Dragon attack: 1%

101%?

Holy @%&#, Gio just broke the game.

[Giovenith]

MY TURN!!!

Old age: 88%
Lost in Wilderness: 10%
Acts of god: 1%
Suicide while in police custody: 1%
Dragon attack: 1%

101%?

Holy @%&#, Gio just broke the game.

*checks People*

... Yup, that's what it says.

[Monfrox]

MY TURN!!!

Old age: 88%
Lost in Wilderness: 10%
Acts of god: 1%
Suicide while in police custody: 1%
Dragon attack: 1%

101%?

Holy @%&#, Gio just broke the game.

Only Giov.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

That's because the extra 1% are imaginary.

[Bone Fort]

Only Giov.

Yeah, she'd be the one to do it.

My hat's off to you Gio. Well done.

[Giovenith]

Well thank you then. :I

And NVE, I'll grant it, MAYBE the suicide in police custody. But all that other stuff dragon attacks included is totally real.

[Germanic Templars]

2% people die from German Shepherd attack. What the hell?! Are they getting mauled by a pack of them?

Anyway I'm off to bed, night.

[Giovenith]

Night GT!

[Swith Witherward]

2% people die from German Shepherd attack. What the hell?! Are they getting mauled by a pack of them?

Anyway I'm off to bed, night.

I changed my national animal and... for whatever odd reason... people are no longer getting mauled.

[Monfrox]

I'm open....for stuffs...

[Tiltjuice]

2% people die from German Shepherd attack. What the hell?! Are they getting mauled by a pack of them?

Anyway I'm off to bed, night.

I changed my national animal and... for whatever odd reason... people are no longer getting mauled.

I maintain the Eldritch Telemarketers are fearsome.

[Monfrox]

So unless someone wants to do something this late a' night, I'm going to finish a route on Katawa Shoujo.


Just finished the route....My heart is full of feels.......I love you guys, so much.

Sweet dreams to you all and goodnight. I'll see you tomorrow morning.

[Swith Witherward]

I changed my national animal and... for whatever odd reason... people are no longer getting mauled.

I maintain the Eldritch Telemarketers are fearsome.

I changed them to "things that go bump in the night" and now... no more attacks. Amazing.

Good morning, happy people of the PL thread.

[The BranRiech]

Surprisingly, no-one in my nation gets mauled by Zombies.

Also, watching probably the best mini-series(The Pacific) ever in my off-time from the computer.

And what am I missing around here anyhow?

[Giovenith]

I'm going to sound and feel really ignorant saying this, but why is it most of the books they put on lists for book reports in high school are... just terrible? I mean some of them are good, but of course the all the good ones get snatched up quickly by others kids before you can get your hands on one. I really wanted to read "The Satanic Verses" by Salman Rushdie, but noooooooooope, my friend had to grab it before me.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Swith, here is my character update. Had to change Gretta's last name.

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[floatleft][spoiler=NVE][url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AW9ajrsz-oU/TpC0dJRMJfI/AAAAAAAABSY/c2JZk4AmX2U/s1600/Dinosaur.png][b]Neil Von Eldritch[/b][/url] (aka NVE aka "My Killer")
A psychotic supergenius mad scientist velociraptor MacGyver of atomic schizo tech bent on destroying the human race (and all mammals for that matter) with time travel, genetic engineering, lasers, nukes, and napalm (lots and lots of napalm). His IQ ha been measured to be 700 in comparison to mammals. Currently he uses a Telluric Interchanger to disguise himself as human or other species.

[url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6KzTb_F-9ho/UClVpLkufcI/AAAAAAAAChU/1wbESkxAydY/s1600/Jim_Carrey_Young_Pictures-%7B2%7D.jpg]NVE's Human disguise[/url]

Supporting Characters:
[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GhDhpk17ZWg/T6yccIP03mI/AAAAAAAAAhY/1VO-UD-CdD4/s1600/Dr.Dino.jpg][b]Gretchen "Gretta" Von Eldritch[/b][/url] aka "My Surgeon"
Neil's wife, partner in crime, and match in velociraptor form. Only a wee bit more level-headed, and snout-over-claws in love with him. She is a bit more hostile towards mammals, but has more self-control.

[url=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7h8qk5xE41qeevqbo1_400.png]Gretta's Human disguise[/url]


[url=http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/086/3/1/human_wheatley_by_kikity1414-d4u6hks.jpg][b]NVE042[/b][/url] aka Fortu aka Dr. Martin Fortu
Computer hacker who is more competent and less crazy than NVE. Can hack the Pentagon at the speed of thought...depending on the speed of the internet connection. He was cloned from NVE and then was beheaded by Dabfia. He now has a humanoid body with a few implanted devices of his design. Fortu is in a relationship with Monique, and is always willing to help.

[url=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120525100345/men-in-black/images/0/07/Edgar_skin.png][b]Scarface[/b][/url]
Invulnerable zombie assistant to NVE and Fortu. A bit artistic and has an IQ of 100. Don't criticize his work if you like your limbs attached to you. Has a crush on the User.

[b]APARTMENTS [/b]:
[url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uXYDJV4Z5_I/TGSx8ESPQxI/AAAAAAAAAYU/nhxEDeFLFyU/s1600/addamhouse.jpg]The House (they converted the apartment into a portal)[/url], [url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BpR2BCyYsi0/T3qM0mPrUzI/AAAAAAAAA_s/wRNDbu6zxgM/s1600/Almost_mad_science_lab_by_MingHeiLee.jpg]The Von Eldritch Lab[/url], [url=http://images.wikia.com/jamesbond/images/9/92/Ken_Adam_-_Volcano_Lair.jpg]Volcano lair[/url][/spoiler][/floatleft]

[Tiltjuice]

Work - 41%
Heart Disease - 30%
Old Age - 24%
War - 2%
Lost in Wilderness - 1%
Murder - 1%

[Torsiedelle]

Leading causes of death in Torsiedelle:

Old age: 70%

Lost in wilderness: 10%

War: 20%

[Germanic Templars]

Finally had time to post this.

Old age: 72%
German Shepherd Attack: 1%
Suicide while in Police Custody: 2%
Exposure: 1%
Lost in Wilderness: 7%
War: 7%
Acts of God: 12%

It's tough living in the big empire.

Torsiedelle: Good God, how many wars are you in or haw low tech are you to have that much deaths in war?

[Torsiedelle]

Finally had time to post this.

Old age: 72%
German Shepherd Attack: 1%
Suicide while in Police Custody: 2%
Exposure: 1%
Lost in Wilderness: 7%
War: 7%
Acts of God: 12%

It's tough living in the big empire.

Torsiedelle: Good God, how many wars are you in or haw low tech are you to have that much deaths in war?

65 years of civil war does that

Also, I RP my nation as limited Early PMT and MT.

[Primordial Luxa]

Cancer: 16 %
Exposure: 2 %
Capital Punishment: 9 %
Work: 14 %
Ritual Sacrifice: 19 %
Nuclear Spill: 1 %
Scurvy: 1 %
Old Age: 13 %
Heart Disease: 25 %
Acts of Gods 1%

we're all over the place

[Tiltjuice]

Cancer: 16 %
Exposure: 2 %
Capital Punishment: 9 %
Work: 14 %
Ritual Sacrifice: 19 %
Nuclear Spill: 1 %
Scurvy: 1 %
Old Age: 13 %
Heart Disease: 25 %
Acts of Gods 1%

we're all over the place

I think that's the longest list of anyone

[Primordial Luxa]

Cancer: 16 %
Exposure: 2 %
Capital Punishment: 9 %
Work: 14 %
Ritual Sacrifice: 19 %
Nuclear Spill: 1 %
Scurvy: 1 %
Old Age: 13 %
Heart Disease: 25 %
Acts of Gods 1%

we're all over the place

I think that's the longest list of anyone

I dont know if thats good or bad, but my citizens seem divided on how they want to die.

[Torsiedelle]

I have the most deaths from war. Pretty weird that I'm also top 5% percent of the world for largest defense forces, largest arms manufacturing, and most armed.....