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Germanic Templars
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Founded: Jul 01, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Germanic Templars » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:13 pm

Bone Fort wrote:Psssh, as if the tiny bird lizards could take over the world.

Everyone knows the dark and terrible beings that await beyond the wall will finally break across into our realm of existence on the 21st, starting their reign of terror and the endless night that will consume all.


:lol2: omg, now that's just disappointing.

  • INTP
  • All American Patriotic Constitutionalist/Classic libertarian (with fiscal conservatism)
  • Religiously Tolerant
  • Roman Catholic
  • Hoplophilic/ammosexual
  • X=3.13, Y=2.41
  • Supports the Blue


I support Capitalism do you? If so, put this in your sig.

XY = Male, XX = Female

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Dabfia
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Founded: Mar 31, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Dabfia » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:14 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:Well it seems i'm the black sheep out of this flock. *Climbs into mech suit* Bring it on!

*murders teenage Thriller in the past*
Prob lem solved.

Am i spared? I 'm guessing no
Behold! this is still a signature
Mother: Swith Witherward
Father: Bone Fort
Sisters: Monfrox, Giovenith, Tsuyoi tekikoku
Brother: The BranRiech,
Uncles: The New Velociraptor Empire, Tiltjuice
Grandpa: Germanic Templars

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Bone Fort
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Founded: Jul 30, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Bone Fort » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:19 pm

The BranRiech wrote:Zalgofest tonight right?


You'll have your answer in a moment. *rubs hands together*
Me summed up in one sentence.

I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.

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The BranRiech
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Founded: Mar 24, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The BranRiech » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:22 pm

Bone Fort wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:Zalgofest tonight right?


You'll have your answer in a moment. *rubs hands together*


*Dies*

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Swith Witherward
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Founded: Feb 11, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:31 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:
You'll have your answer in a moment. *rubs hands together*


*Dies*

*revives*
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Why didn't any of you choose a different class,
like social justice mage or social justice thief?
Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts, and humanities and their replacement by entertainment, self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility.
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The BranRiech
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Postby The BranRiech » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:33 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:
*Dies*

*revives*


*Tosses grenade in pocket and dies again*

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Swith Witherward
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Founded: Feb 11, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:37 pm

The BranRiech wrote:*Tosses grenade in pocket and dies again*

Dead men can't protest.

*drags body away*

Let's see... I could shave all the hair off his body and paint him blue, or I could dress him up as a giant Ken doll and prop him up outside. Then again, I could also remove all the internal organs and make sausage out of them. Decisions, decisions.
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Why is everyone a social justice warrior?
Why didn't any of you choose a different class,
like social justice mage or social justice thief?
Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts, and humanities and their replacement by entertainment, self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility.
- sauce

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The BranRiech
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Postby The BranRiech » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:39 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:*Tosses grenade in pocket and dies again*

Dead men can't protest.

*drags body away*

Let's see... I could shave all the hair off his body and paint him blue, or I could dress him up as a giant Ken doll and prop him up outside. Then again, I could also remove all the internal organs and make sausage out of them. Decisions, decisions.


*Revives self*

On second thought . . .

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Germanic Templars
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Founded: Jul 01, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Germanic Templars » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:40 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:Dead men can't protest.

*drags body away*

Let's see... I could shave all the hair off his body and paint him blue, or I could dress him up as a giant Ken doll and prop him up outside. Then again, I could also remove all the internal organs and make sausage out of them. Decisions, decisions.


*Revives self*

On second thought . . .


*Decapitates*

....Your organs shall be mine.

  • INTP
  • All American Patriotic Constitutionalist/Classic libertarian (with fiscal conservatism)
  • Religiously Tolerant
  • Roman Catholic
  • Hoplophilic/ammosexual
  • X=3.13, Y=2.41
  • Supports the Blue


I support Capitalism do you? If so, put this in your sig.

XY = Male, XX = Female

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Swith Witherward
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Founded: Feb 11, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:45 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:[

*Decapitates*

....Your organs shall be mine.

Thank you, dahlink. I'll take half the liver and you can keep all his other bits.
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Why is everyone a social justice warrior?
Why didn't any of you choose a different class,
like social justice mage or social justice thief?
Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts, and humanities and their replacement by entertainment, self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility.
- sauce

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Germanic Templars
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Founded: Jul 01, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Germanic Templars » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:49 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:[

*Decapitates*

....Your organs shall be mine.

Thank you, dahlink. I'll take half the liver and you can keep all his other bits.


Fair enough. Hooray for cannibalism!

  • INTP
  • All American Patriotic Constitutionalist/Classic libertarian (with fiscal conservatism)
  • Religiously Tolerant
  • Roman Catholic
  • Hoplophilic/ammosexual
  • X=3.13, Y=2.41
  • Supports the Blue


I support Capitalism do you? If so, put this in your sig.

XY = Male, XX = Female

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Dabfia
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Founded: Mar 31, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Dabfia » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:53 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:Thank you, dahlink. I'll take half the liver and you can keep all his other bits.


Fair enough. Hooray for cannibalism!

*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.
Behold! this is still a signature
Mother: Swith Witherward
Father: Bone Fort
Sisters: Monfrox, Giovenith, Tsuyoi tekikoku
Brother: The BranRiech,
Uncles: The New Velociraptor Empire, Tiltjuice
Grandpa: Germanic Templars

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Primordial Luxa
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Founded: Oct 30, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Primordial Luxa » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:54 pm

Dabfia wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
Fair enough. Hooray for cannibalism!

*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.


Primordial turns the gun into a snake.
"so judgmental"
Swith Witherward wrote:But I trust the people here. Well, except Prim. He has shifty eyes but his cute smile make up for it.

Monfrox wrote:But it's not like we've known Prim to really stick with normality...

P2TM wrote:HORROR/THRILLER Winner - Community Choice Award For Favorite Horror/Thriller Player: Primordial Luxa


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The New Velociraptor Empire
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Founded: Dec 18, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:54 pm

Okay, back from dinner.
*burps up a shoe*

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Swith Witherward
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Founded: Feb 11, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:55 pm

Dabfia wrote:*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.

Cannibals keep zombies at bay.
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How may I help you today?
adhouse
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Why is everyone a social justice warrior?
Why didn't any of you choose a different class,
like social justice mage or social justice thief?
Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts, and humanities and their replacement by entertainment, self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility.
- sauce

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Tiltjuice
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Founded: Jan 20, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Tiltjuice » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:55 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:Okay, back from dinner.
*burps up a shoe*


*takes it and runs football-player style through the streets of...where I currently am*

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Torsiedelle
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Posts: 18306
Founded: Dec 03, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Torsiedelle » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:56 pm

*hands him a map of downtown timbuktu*
Rostavykhan is my Second Nation.
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Dabfia
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Founded: Mar 31, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Dabfia » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:56 pm

Primordial Luxa wrote:
Dabfia wrote:*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.


Primordial turns the gun into a snake.
"so judgmental"

I'm getting to old for this... *slaps primordial and takes the shotgun back*

Swith Witherward wrote:
Dabfia wrote:*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.

Cannibals keep zombies at bay.

Yes but cannibals and zombies both eat humans...
Behold! this is still a signature
Mother: Swith Witherward
Father: Bone Fort
Sisters: Monfrox, Giovenith, Tsuyoi tekikoku
Brother: The BranRiech,
Uncles: The New Velociraptor Empire, Tiltjuice
Grandpa: Germanic Templars

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Bone Fort
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Posts: 8148
Founded: Jul 30, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

This post has been rated S for Shenanigans

Postby Bone Fort » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:57 pm

*Announcer voice, a la Pablo Francisco impersonating Don La Fontaine*

In a world,

*shot of the world*

where some fictional characters are being driven into oblivion by crushingly over complicated plots and lack of mindless shenanigans...

*montage of our characters doing whatever we normally do around the island*

Two friends decide to fight back,

*shot of Swith and Bones walking down hallway in slow motion towards the camera*

These unlikely heroes, one a goddess of lust and hedonism,

*cuts to Swith*

the other a genetically engineered god-killer,

*cuts to Bones*

must join forces to do the impossible..

*rapid montage of scenes from Zalgofest*

and save their friends from this horrible fate...

*fade to black*

From the creative minds who brought you ZALGOFEST

*Shows up in big letters*

And ZALGOFEST 2: HERE WE GO AGAIN

*shows up in big letters*

Double the action,

*explosion*

Triple the excitement,

*shot of Bones yelling "Get down!"*

More the excitement,

*Shot of Bones in the same position as previous shot, yelling "Get down again!"*

With soundtrack by Aaron Neville,

*shot of Bones and Swith running in slow motion, only sound is a heart beating*

Two Friends,

*Bones cocks a shotgun*

One solution,

*fires it at the screen*

Tonight...

ZALGOFEST 3: WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS TO OURSELVES

*appears in big letters*

This time, you really won't know what hit you.
Me summed up in one sentence.

I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.

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The New Velociraptor Empire
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Founded: Dec 18, 2011
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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:58 pm

Dabfia wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:*murders teenage Thriller in the past*
Prob lem solved.

Am i spared? I 'm guessing no

Of course not.
*starts meat grinder*

@ Bones:

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Last edited by The New Velociraptor Empire on Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Dabfia
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Founded: Mar 31, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Dabfia » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:03 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Dabfia wrote:Am i spared? I 'm guessing no

Of course not.
*starts meat grinder*

*Locks self in bunker, chains door, barricades door, puts flower pot on barricade, smashes windows with sledge hammer, rebuilds windows.*
Behold! this is still a signature
Mother: Swith Witherward
Father: Bone Fort
Sisters: Monfrox, Giovenith, Tsuyoi tekikoku
Brother: The BranRiech,
Uncles: The New Velociraptor Empire, Tiltjuice
Grandpa: Germanic Templars

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Swith Witherward
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Posts: 30307
Founded: Feb 11, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:03 pm

Bones... take a bow. That was epic!
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Why is everyone a social justice warrior?
Why didn't any of you choose a different class,
like social justice mage or social justice thief?
Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts, and humanities and their replacement by entertainment, self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility.
- sauce

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Primordial Luxa
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Founded: Oct 30, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Primordial Luxa » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:04 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:Bones... take a bow. That was epic!


yes, quite

:clap:
Swith Witherward wrote:But I trust the people here. Well, except Prim. He has shifty eyes but his cute smile make up for it.

Monfrox wrote:But it's not like we've known Prim to really stick with normality...

P2TM wrote:HORROR/THRILLER Winner - Community Choice Award For Favorite Horror/Thriller Player: Primordial Luxa


Factbook (underconstruction)
Personification Life and GAU Posts
Luxan Imperial Narcotics (The ONLY narcotics store on GE&T)

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Tiltjuice
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Founded: Jan 20, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Tiltjuice » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:06 pm

Dabfia wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:Of course not.
*starts meat grinder*

*Locks self in bunker, chains door, barricades door, puts flower pot on barricade, smashes windows with sledge hammer, rebuilds windows.*


*toys with Farslayer, evil gleam in eye*

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Bone Fort
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Founded: Jul 30, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Bone Fort » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:07 pm

Epic enough to excuse moving the Zalgofest to tomorrow?
Me summed up in one sentence.

I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.

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