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Dab wakes up in his lab.
"Damn irish wrestling chicken." He mumbles and gets out of his bed. "What the hell happened last night?" Goo said. "The famous Zalgofest my friend." Dab says and gets come coffee

Swith Witherward wrote:Monique placed a hand on the table and used it to pull herself up. Her eyes loomed over the edge and she stared at Fortu. "What... happened?"

"We got drunk, and my body is somewhere else." Fortu groaned.

Torii quietly climbed out of the bed, still a little weak from the night before, as well as having a headache from drinking. She decided to go back to the beach to find her uniform, being careful the whole time, in case she was still being followed.

About several minutes into her walk, she found the RPK, which was now busted up.

"Guess I'll have to fix it later."

She continued her walk, keeping her mind off the fact that she would have to grab it off of her dead human shield.

Bran and Rylli noticed Swith walking towards their house and wavd her over, she would find the house empty if she went inside. Rachelle meanwhile, was busy teaching the cannibal's how to have a nice teaparty up in their mountain base.

The BranRiech wrote:Bran and Rylli noticed Swith walking towards their house and wavd her over, she would find the house empty if she went inside. Rachelle meanwhile, was busy teaching the cannibal's how to have a nice teaparty up in their mountain base.

Swith handed Deader's letter to Bran as well as the crab artifact. "I don't understand most of it," she acknowledged. "I'll know more once I return all of these other things to Cuisine. Why are you back in the water? Legs just not worth the effort?"

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Monique rubbed her head. "I don't feel hung over. I feel like someone's been stirring my brain with their fingers." She carefully unplugged Fortu and picked him up. "Let's find your body before anything bad happens to it."

Swith Witherward wrote:

The BranRiech wrote:Bran and Rylli noticed Swith walking towards their house and wavd her over, she would find the house empty if she went inside. Rachelle meanwhile, was busy teaching the cannibal's how to have a nice teaparty up in their mountain base.

Swith handed Deader's letter to Bran as well as the crab artifact. "I don't understand most of it," she acknowledged. "I'll know more once I return all of these other things to Cuisine. Why are you back in the water? Legs just not worth the effort?"

Bran read over the note, understanding completely. "We just woke up like this, our amulets are gone." He explained handing the note back to Swith, but not before carefully removing the symbols pertaining to him.

Swith Witherward wrote:Monique rubbed her head. "I don't feel hung over. I feel like someone's been stirring my brain with their fingers." She carefully unplugged Fortu and picked him up. "Let's find your body before anything bad happens to it."

"Yeah, I hope nobody has pulled a prank on me." Fortu said.

"I knew amulets were a bad idea," Swith sighed. "I can try to fashion it so specific environmental factors trigger your current forms, such as being immersed fully in water (which might be problematic if you're in the path of a cab on a rainy day) or I can strip the changes from your bodies and make you completely human again."

--

"Let's get started," Monique said, suddenly very worried about a prank. She carried Fortu towards the door but stopped suddenly when a small construct popped through the doorway.

"Hello Fortu," Nessa greeted him cheerfully.


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Swith Witherward wrote:"I knew amulets were a bad idea," Swith sighed. "I can try to fashion it so specific environmental factors trigger your current forms, such as being immersed fully in water (which might be problematic if you're in the path of a cab on a rainy day) or I can strip the changes from your bodies and make you completely human again."

"We discussed it earlier, we'll take the first option . . . I'll just develop a fear of puddles near the curb." He joked, Rylli nodding.

Swith laughed. "Well, the same applies as the amulets... be very careful if Rylli gets pregnant. By the way, when the hell are you going to make an honest woman of her, Bran Muffin?"

She folded around them and deposited them in front of their hut. "Right, this won't hurt... much," she smiled as she touched their foreheads. There was a brief, splintery pain in their lower extremities as they reformed into human shapes.

"No swimming for an hour," she said, "I want your cells to rest."

Swith Witherward wrote:"Let's get started," Monique said, suddenly very worried about a prank. She carried Fortu towards the door but stopped suddenly when a small construct popped through the doorway.

"Hello Fortu," Nessa greeted him cheerfully.


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"Hello...you. Were you watching Monique and I sing karaoke last night?" Fortu asked.

Swith Witherward wrote:Swith laughed. "Well, the same applies as the amulets... be very careful if Rylli gets pregnant. By the way, when the hell are you going to make an honest woman of her, Bran Muffin?"

She folded around them and deposited them in front of their hut. "Right, this won't hurt... much," she smiled as she touched their foreheads. There was a brief, splintery pain in their lower extremities as they reformed into human shapes.

"No swimming for an hour," she said, "I want your cells to rest."

Quickly putting on their respective clothes, Bran and Rylli climbed out of the kiddie pool and went to lay on the beach.

"Thanks Swith." Bran said, still blushing at Swith's comment. "Y . . . Yeah." Whispered Rylli quietly.

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:

Swith Witherward wrote:"Let's get started," Monique said, suddenly very worried about a prank. She carried Fortu towards the door but stopped suddenly when a small construct popped through the doorway.

"Hello Fortu," Nessa greeted him cheerfully.


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"Hello...you. Were you watching Monique and I sing karaoke last night?" Fortu asked.

"Of course," she said cheerfully as she stepped into the room.

"Hand me that, please," she said to Monique and took Fortu's head from her. Monique stepped back and toppled over a chair. "Orion vapid Brazil nuts," Nessa chirped, and Monique was out like a light.

"Fortu, can you find your way back to your lower half?"

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"You're welcome," Swith said to Bran and Rylli. She waved and continued on her way.

Swith Witherward wrote:

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Hello...you. Were you watching Monique and I sing karaoke last night?" Fortu asked.

"Of course," she said cheerfully as she stepped into the room.

"Hand me that, please," she said to Monique and took Fortu's head from her. Monique stepped back and toppled over a chair. "Orion vapid Brazil nuts," Nessa chirped, and Monique was out like a light.

"Fortu, can you find your way back to your lower half?"

"Yes, yes I can. What did you just do to Monique?" Fortu asked.

Dab walks out of his lab. He walks down the beach. He has an icepack on his head. "I knew the alchohol would catch up with me some day...." He mumbles while walking

Rachelle, finishing the tea party with her new friends, led them down to the beach. She'd convinced them earlier that muffins were alot more wholesome than Human and the party was now scrounging around for the little cakes.

Dabfia wrote:Dab walks out of his lab. He walks down the beach. He has an icepack on his head. "I knew the alchohol would catch up with me some day...." He mumbles while walking

"Hark you, mortal!"

Serphinia dropped on Dab's lap, and began to drool while looking at him. Giovenith poofed in front of them. "Thou head hurts?" She waved around a decorated stick.

Torii stumbled out of the brush where she left her uniform. Parts of her chest were exposed by bloody bullet holes.

She saw Dab with his ice-pack, and walked up to him.

"Um....hello, Dab. So, what's up?"

Giovenith wrote:

Dabfia wrote:Dab walks out of his lab. He walks down the beach. He has an icepack on his head. "I knew the alchohol would catch up with me some day...." He mumbles while walking

"Hark you, mortal!"

Serphinia dropped on Dab's lap, and began to drool while looking at him. Giovenith poofed in front of them. "Thou head hurts?" She waved around a decorated stick.

"Yes..." Dab said, he looks to Torii. "Hey torri, nothin much, just walking down the beach." He said

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Yes, yes I can. What did you just do to Monique?" Fortu asked.

"Tut, tut, Fortu," Nessa smiled, "don't you pay it any mind."

She crossed the shallow water separating the compound's atoll from the main island, nodding politely to two constructs as they made their way to Swith's house, and set him down in the sand. "Go on, shoo," she said amicably. "We need to clean up and fix."

Torii heard a jet off in the distance, making her uncomfortable.

"Hehe, you wouldn't happen to have a phone or anything, would you? I need to make a call. Save my life, national security, ect., you know."

Torsiedelle wrote:Torii heard a jet off in the distance, making her uncomfortable.

"Hehe, you wouldn't happen to have a phone or anything, would you? I need to make a call. Save my life, national security, ect., you know."

Dab takes out his phone and tosses it to her. "Don't press the red button." he says.

Swith Witherward wrote:

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Yes, yes I can. What did you just do to Monique?" Fortu asked.

"Tut, tut, Fortu," Nessa smiled, "don't you pay it any mind."

She crossed the shallow water separating the compound's atoll from the main island, nodding politely to two constructs as they made their way to Swith's house, and set him down in the sand. "Go on, shoo," she said amicably. "We need to clean up and fix."

Mechanical spider-like legs sprouted from his neck. "I still want to know how you did that." he said.

Dabfia wrote:

Giovenith wrote:
"Hark you, mortal!"

Serphinia dropped on Dab's lap, and began to drool while looking at him. Giovenith poofed in front of them. "Thou head hurts?" She waved around a decorated stick.

"Yes..." Dab said, he looks to Torii. "Hey torri, nothin much, just walking down the beach." He said

She began to string flowers in his hair without his permission.

Giovenith wrote:

Dabfia wrote:"Yes..." Dab said, he looks to Torii. "Hey torri, nothin much, just walking down the beach." He said

She began to string flowers in his hair without his permission.

"......"