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Germanic Templars wrote:*Aleki finally ran up and was about to do a trick when he tripped over his left foot and fell face first next to Natiya. He rolled over on his back then reached for the beer*

"Nice trick." She chuckled, handing him the beer. What a way to spend the evening, a beer, a friend, and a fall.

Dabfia wrote:"I'm a girl..." Justine says to the chicken.

"Well, nice ta' met yea, ya bonnie lass. And the rest of yea'?"

Dabfia wrote:

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:shut and just heal me before.......i die.............................."tsu coughs up blood and her heart"
damn...................i think a lung might come up next

"Problem is, i'm not a medic." Justine says.
Goo appears.
"Perhaps we should do surgery" He said evilly and takes out a scalpel

Bone Fort wrote:
"My hat's off to yea', good sir. Wise call, choosing not ta' mess with an Irish Wrestling Chicken."

He turned to face the whole group.

"So, who are yea' all?"

"I'm a girl..." Justine says to the chicken.

oh...........no stay away from me! said tsu coughing up a lot of blood

The BranRiech wrote:

Primordial Luxa wrote:Primordial and insidious seemed upset by the display. "We're going to have to kill them" primordial said to insidious. "Unfortunately" she replied.

"Wait why?"

"they summoned there god up, and under Luxan law they created a WMD, Chaugnar Faugn could level China in few months of activity think of what would happen if it got loose."

Bone Fort wrote:

Dabfia wrote:"I'm a girl..." Justine says to the chicken.

"Well, nice ta' met yea, ya bonnie lass. And the rest of yea'?"

"Nice to meet you too Mr. Irish wrestling chicken."

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:

Dabfia wrote:"Problem is, i'm not a medic." Justine says.
Goo appears.
"Perhaps we should do surgery" He said evilly and takes out a scalpel

"I'm a girl..." Justine says to the chicken.

oh...........no stay away from me! said tsu coughing up a lot of blood

Goo grabs tsu by the hand. "Its surgery or death, your choice."

Primordial Luxa wrote:"they summoned there god up, and under Luxan law they created a WMD, Chaugnar Faugn could level China in few months of activity think of what would happen if it got loose."

"How do we go about killing them? Guns? Grenades? What?"

Germanic Templars wrote:"Jeez, When she said that, she meant it in a crude humor type of way, and I will kiss a women... In dear time." *He said with his eyes closed a big smile*

"And here I thought you just had a thing for cats," Swith replied, then doubled over in mischievous laughter.

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"Bones," Naomi whispered, having forgiven him for poking fun at her, "are they imported?"

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"We have life insurance," Monique replied to Fortu. She watched NVE run away with the frying pan. "Did he just say he tried to kill a chicken with a rocket launcher?"

Dabfia wrote:

Bone Fort wrote:
"Well, nice ta' met yea, ya bonnie lass. And the rest of yea'?"

"Nice to meet you too Mr. Irish wrestling chicken."

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:oh...........no stay away from me! said tsu coughing up a lot of blood

Goo grabs tsu by the hand. "Its surgery or death, your choice."

i.........dont...........trust you!........................."tsu grabs her and weakly gets up and teleports and comes back with bandages"
im and alive........barely.

Swith Witherward wrote:"We have life insurance," Monique replied to Fortu. She watched NVE run away with the frying pan. "Did he just say he tried to kill a chicken with a rocket launcher?"

"Yes...yes he did." Fortu replied.

The BranRiech wrote:

Primordial Luxa wrote:"they summoned there god up, and under Luxan law they created a WMD, Chaugnar Faugn could level China in few months of activity think of what would happen if it got loose."

"How do we go about killing them? Guns? Grenades? What?"

"A frontal attack would be suicide that thing could level our whole team like nothing." Primordial mused.
Insidious pulled a book out thin air and started reading "can we banish it?"
Primordial thought for a moment "Not likely that thing will draw power from the villagers and just recreate itself"

Bone Fort wrote:"Well, nice ta' met yea, ya bonnie lass. And the rest of yea'?"

"I'm Naomi," she replied. She bravely stepped towards the chicken and knelt on the sand. "Hello, and welcome. You got Tsu good."

The BranRiech wrote:

Germanic Templars wrote:*Aleki finally ran up and was about to do a trick when he tripped over his left foot and fell face first next to Natiya. He rolled over on his back then reached for the beer*

"Nice trick." She chuckled, handing him the beer. What a way to spend the evening, a beer, a friend, and a fall.

"Oh, why thank you, i'm just that talented."* He remarked before sitting himself up next to Natiya."

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Swith Witherward wrote:

Germanic Templars wrote:"Jeez, When she said that, she meant it in a crude humor type of way, and I will kiss a women... In dear time." *He said with his eyes closed a big smile*

"And here I thought you just had a thing for cats," Swith replied, then doubled over in mischievous laughter.

"Eww, zoophilia, me no like." *He replied while making a cross out of his fingers*

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:

Dabfia wrote:"Nice to meet you too Mr. Irish wrestling chicken."


Goo grabs tsu by the hand. "Its surgery or death, your choice."

i.........dont...........trust you!........................."tsu grabs her and weakly gets up and teleports and comes back with bandages"
im and alive........barely.

"For now, bandages only temporarily stop the bleeding, i'll see you in surgery." He says evilly he then picks Justine up and carries her bridal style back to the hole down to the lab. He jumps down the hole.
Meanwhile.
Dab is drunk from drinking too much beers.
"Ba.......Back! in my day *hic* We.....we were allowed to...*hic* Hit pigs with sausages....But those damn pi*hic*g lovers protested and shit!, So we *hic* burnt their houses down.....With the lemons!" Dab says drunkly.

"_{We don't f**king know, just don't piss him off}... Hi there, I'm Bones."

The Irish Wrestling Chicken gave another tip of his hat.

"A pleasure to meet yea' all, it is. Almost as nice as kicking the sh*t out of that gobshite, Zoo ar' whatever her name is."

Primordial Luxa wrote:"A frontal attack would be suicide that thing could level our whole team like nothing." Primordial mused.
Insidious pulled a book out thin air and started reading "can we banish it?"
Primordial thought for a moment "Not likely that thing will draw power from the villagers and just recreate itself"

Bran sat back listening to them ramble, trying but failing to think up anything usefull.

Germanic Templars wrote:"Oh, why thank you, i'm just that talented."* He remarked before sitting himself up next to Natiya."

"To me, yes, yes you are." She replied, happily opening the beer before promptly drifting off without even a sip. She leaned up against Aleki and quaintly snored.

OOC: Must leave now, Primordial, may we continue tomorrow?

The BranRiech wrote:

Primordial Luxa wrote:"A frontal attack would be suicide that thing could level our whole team like nothing." Primordial mused.
Insidious pulled a book out thin air and started reading "can we banish it?"
Primordial thought for a moment "Not likely that thing will draw power from the villagers and just recreate itself"

Bran sat back listening to them ramble, trying but failing to think up anything usefull.

Germanic Templars wrote:"Oh, why thank you, i'm just that talented."* He remarked before sitting himself up next to Natiya."

"To me, yes, yes you are." She replied, happily opening the beer before promptly drifting off without even a sip. She leaned up against Aleki and quaintly snored.

OOC: Must leave now, Primordial, may we continue tomorrow?

OOC: of course

Germanic Templars wrote:"Eww, zoophilia, me no like." *He replied while making a cross out of his fingers*

Swith sat down in a chair and stared at him open-mouthed for a moment. "Well, that explains why you didn't hit on User in her new cat form. Damn, I lost a bet with Naomi over that, too."

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"I'm not going to piss him off," Naomi hissed back at Bones. "He's an Irish Wrestling Chicken!"

"Me' name is Tim Finnegan... Now where's the drink I was promised?"

Bone Fort wrote:"_{We don't f**king know, just don't piss him off}... Hi there, I'm Bones."

The Irish Wrestling Chicken gave another tip of his hat.

"A pleasure to meet yea' all, it is. Almost as nice as kicking the sh*t out of that gobshite, Zoo ar' whatever her name is."

hey.........not.....funny.........i was shot..........10 times.......said tsu holding her side,trying not to puke up blood and organs.

The BranRiech wrote:

Germanic Templars wrote:"Oh, why thank you, i'm just that talented."* He remarked before sitting himself up next to Natiya."

"To me, yes, yes you are." She replied, happily opening the beer before promptly drifting off without even a sip. She leaned up against Aleki and quaintly snored.

OOC: Must leave now, Primordial, may we continue tomorrow?

"Well it seems that Narcolepsy strikes again." *He mumbled to himself. He fishing off his beer before he himself felt a little tired and fell asleep*

OOC: Night, Bran.

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:hey.........not.....funny.........i was shot..........10 times.......said tsu holding her side,trying not to puke up blood and organs.

"Tsu, paradox," Naomi said.

OOC: Night, Bran!

Swith Witherward wrote:

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:hey.........not.....funny.........i was shot..........10 times.......said tsu holding her side,trying not to puke up blood and organs.

"Tsu, paradox," Naomi said.

OOC: Night, Bran!

how is that going to help me? asked tsu

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:hey.........not.....funny.........i was shot..........10 times.......said tsu holding her side,trying not to puke up blood and organs.

The chicken cocked its head to the side to look at Tsu. It cracked its metaphorical knuckles.

"Care to have another tumble then, lass?"

Swith Witherward wrote:

Germanic Templars wrote:"Eww, zoophilia, me no like." *He replied while making a cross out of his fingers*

Swith sat down in a chair and stared at him open-mouthed for a moment. "Well, that explains why you didn't hit on User in her new cat form. Damn, I lost a bet with Naomi over that, too."

"Now wait'a tick. That ain't got anything to do with it, thing is, I have been currently been busy, being snake and what not, and really don't have that much time to talk to her. So it's safe to say bet's still on... If you want."

NVE hid behind a bush watching the chicken. He then threw the frying pan at it.