Personification Life - IC Part III

[Torsiedelle]

Bones turned to look at Torii.

"Hey! You! Get over here, brace yourself, we're in for a fight!"

"A fight!? And I forgot to bring a rifle!!!"

Torii pulled a large handgun from her holster, kneeling close to Bones.

"Where are they!? What're we up against!?"

[Swith Witherward]

Realizing he was the weakest link, Bran stepped behind Naomi and cowered away from the jungle.

"The hell? Bran! You're ten times stronger than me!" Naomi said.

"Damn right i'm a virgin, for as my step-mamma always said ' Save it for the woman you know you'll love'. And that's pretty much the philosophy i've been living by, and trust me, mamma knows best."

Swith's face was momentarily neutral, although the corner of her right eye twitched.

"I see. That's... commendable? Sure, we'll go with that word." The god of lust was bewildered by the whole notion. "You poor man. You're almost as bad as Naomi. Let me know if you ever want defrocking."

[Bone Fort]

"... He ain't scared Tsu, he sure as hell ain't scared... and that's what worries me... What is he doing?... He's playing mind games, that's it. Clever bastard, he's messing with our he- How the hell did he get over there!!?!?!???!?!?"

There was rustling in the bushes behind them now.

"... Here he comes!"

[The BranRiech]

*He quickly dove under then reemerged from behind giving her a hug*

The girl blushed and quickly turned around, smiling at him.

"It's just so peacefull out here, isn't it?" She asked.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"... He ain't scared Tsu, he sure as hell ain't scared... and that's what worries me... What is he doing?... He's playing mind games, that's it. Clever bastard, he's messing with our he- How the hell did he get over there!!?!?!???!?!?"

There was rustling in the bushes behind them now.

"... Here he comes!"

"tsu turned around,her wings alert and ready"
bring it.....

[Dabfia]

"... He ain't scared Tsu, he sure as hell ain't scared... and that's what worries me... What is he doing?... He's playing mind games, that's it. Clever bastard, he's messing with our he- How the hell did he get over there!!?!?!???!?!?"

There was rustling in the bushes behind them now.

"... Here he comes!"

Dab turns around. "Bring it."

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"... He ain't scared Tsu, he sure as hell ain't scared... and that's what worries me... What is he doing?... He's playing mind games, that's it. Clever bastard, he's messing with our he- How the hell did he get over there!!?!?!???!?!?"

There was rustling in the bushes behind them now.

"... Here he comes!"

Dab turns around. "Bring it."

YOU JUST COPIED ME!

[Dabfia]

Dab turns around. "Bring it."

YOU JUST COPIED ME!

"What?"

[Swith Witherward]

"Go away," Naomi whispered. She didn't want anything "brought".

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

YOU JUST COPIED ME!

"What?"

nvm,you wont get the joke

[Germanic Templars]

"Damn right i'm a virgin, for as my step-mamma always said ' Save it for the woman you know you'll love'. And that's pretty much the philosophy i've been living by, and trust me, mamma knows best."

Swith's face was momentarily neutral, although the corner of her right eye twitched.

"I see. That's... commendable? Sure, we'll go with that word." The god of lust was bewildered by the whole notion. "You poor man. You're almost as bad as Naomi. Let me know if you ever want defrocking."

"De-what?" *he said with a raised eyebrow*
--

*He quickly dove under then reemerged from behind giving her a hug*

The girl blushed and quickly turned around, smiling at him.

"It's just so peacefull out here, isn't it?" She asked.

"I know, and that's the scary part, usually there would be an explosion here or there or a crazy raptor driving a tour bus. Still it's a blessing I must take into consideration."

[Dabfia]

"What?"

nvm,you wont get the joke

"Whatever." Dab said

[Swith Witherward]

"De-what?" *he said with a raised eyebrow*

Swith slapped her forehead.

[The BranRiech]

"I know, and that's the scary part, usually there would be an explosion here or there or a crazy raptor driving a tour bus. Still it's a blessing I must take into consideration."

"Tis' nice for a change, not having something trying to kill us every day or so."

[Bone Fort]

"Guys, stop fighting, here he is!"

Bones was visibly worried for once, actually freaking out.

Out of the bushes strolled the terrifying monster... pecking at the ground every few step, as it was a slightly bigger then normal rooster. Strangely enough, it was wearing a little green bowler with a shamrock and was smoking a little pipe.

"Look at it! Isn't it horrible! It's a killer, the thing! Stand back! And Torii, drop the gun, you'll just make him angry!"

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"Guys, stop fighting, here he is!"

Bones was visibly worried for once, actually freaking out.

Out of the bushes strolled the terrifying monster... pecking at the ground every few step, as it was a slightly bigger then normal rooster. Strangely enough, it was wearing a little green bowler with a shamrock and was smoking a little pipe.

"Look at it! Isn't it horrible! It's a killer, the thing! Stand back! And Torii, drop the gun, you'll just make him angry!"

it's just a big rooster dressed up as a Irish guy.this is stupid.........

[Dabfia]

"Guys, stop fighting, here he is!"

Bones was visibly worried for once, actually freaking out.

Out of the bushes strolled the terrifying monster... pecking at the ground every few step, as it was a slightly bigger then normal rooster. Strangely enough, it was wearing a little green bowler with a shamrock and was smoking a little pipe.

"Look at it! Isn't it horrible! It's a killer, the thing! Stand back! And Torii, drop the gun, you'll just make him angry!"

"Well that is....unexpected."

[The BranRiech]

"Guys, stop fighting, here he is!"

Bones was visibly worried for once, actually freaking out.

Out of the bushes strolled the terrifying monster... pecking at the ground every few step, as it was a slightly bigger then normal rooster. Strangely enough, it was wearing a little green bowler with a shamrock and was smoking a little pipe.

"Look at it! Isn't it horrible! It's a killer, the thing! Stand back! And Torii, drop the gun, you'll just make him angry!"

Bran gave Bones the 'You're kidding me' face and watched the monster with fascination.

[Torsiedelle]

Torii stood still for a few seconds, puzzled, before erupting into laughter.

"For real!? What!? Really!? Oh wow.....I can't believe this."

She put her gun away, a single tear rolling down from laughter. She turned her back and began to walk back.

[Swith Witherward]

"Guys, stop fighting, here he is!"

Bones was visibly worried for once, actually freaking out.

Out of the bushes strolled the terrifying monster... pecking at the ground every few step, as it was a slightly bigger then normal rooster. Strangely enough, it was wearing a little green bowler with a shamrock and was smoking a little pipe.

"Look at it! Isn't it horrible! It's a killer, the thing! Stand back! And Torii, drop the gun, you'll just make him angry!"

Naomi whispered, "I think it's rather cute looking, not horrible at all."

[Bone Fort]

"NO! You got to believe me, it's a monster! It has a vicious streak a mile wide! He'll kill you."

He was hyperventilating from the anxiety.

"Guys, this isn't a normal chicken! Don't get close to him, he'll kill you!"

[Dabfia]

"NO! You got to believe me, it's a monster! It has a vicious streak a mile wide! He'll kill you."

He was hyperventilating from the anxiety.

"Guys, this isn't a normal chicken! Go ahead, try and touch him! He'll kill you!"

"Well ok." Dab says and walks up to the chicken. "If i die, you all keep away from my stuff." Dab says and reaches down to touch it.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Guys, stop fighting, here he is!"

Bones was visibly worried for once, actually freaking out.

Out of the bushes strolled the terrifying monster... pecking at the ground every few step, as it was a slightly bigger then normal rooster. Strangely enough, it was wearing a little green bowler with a shamrock and was smoking a little pipe.

"Look at it! Isn't it horrible! It's a killer, the thing! Stand back! And Torii, drop the gun, you'll just make him angry!"

NVE and Gretta, who were on their way to save the User from eating anyone, stopped for a second to look at Bones afraid of an Irish Chicken. The raptors stopped and began laughing. "Where's my camera?" NVE asked laughing his tail off.

[Germanic Templars]

"De-what?" *he said with a raised eyebrow*

Swith slapped her forehead.

"Oh come on, tell. Is it slang for something? Come on, we can play 20 questions over this."

--

"I know, and that's the scary part, usually there would be an explosion here or there or a crazy raptor driving a tour bus. Still it's a blessing I must take into consideration."

"Tis' nice for a change, not having something trying to kill us every day or so."

"That it is, still, i enjoy the rush of having to run or fight something, but every now and then even I like to lay down and spend some quiet time...With you, or course."

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Torii stood still for a few seconds, puzzled, before erupting into laughter.

"For real!? What!? Really!? Oh wow.....I can't believe this."

She put her gun away, a single tear rolling down from laughter. She turned her back and began to walk back.

torii wait up! said tsu trying not to fall down from laughter
can you believe that? HE IS OVERREACTING CAUSE A OVER SIZED CHICKEN NUGGET!

"NO! You got to believe me, it's a monster! It has a vicious streak a mile wide! He'll kill you."

He was hyperventilating from the anxiety.

"Guys, this isn't a normal chicken! Don't get close to him, he'll kill you!"

Yeah,yeah it's a killer chicken nugget