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Tsuyoi Tekikoku
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Postby Tsuyoi Tekikoku » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:52 pm

Bone Fort wrote:"A drink? Oh, now I like the way yer' talking!"

He turned away and walked over to the rest of the group, nonchalantly punching Gretta in the face in the process, hard enough to send her sprawling. He had now lost interest in the fight and directed his attention to the group. He gave them a tip of his hat.

"Yeo, how's bout yea?"

"tsu slowly attempted to get up but feel to the ground"
and i was in the tsuyoi militiary...........................oh now i remember they experimented on me which made me have wings!
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Postby Swith Witherward » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:52 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:"Well step-mamma always said to keep a positive outlook on life while still staying open for that or scenario."

"Wise woman," Swith acknowledged. "I guess purity of thought leads to being able to focus on business rather than distraction."



Bone Fort wrote:Bones looked at Naomi.

"... That desperate, eh?"


Naomi's eyes welled up with tears. "I just wanted to know how he was doing. You don't have to make fun of me."
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Postby Dabfia » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:54 pm

Bone Fort wrote:"A drink? Oh, now I like the way yer' talking!"

He turned away and walked over to the rest of the group, nonchalantly punching Gretta in the face in the process, hard enough to send her sprawling. He had now lost interest in the fight and directed his attention to the group. He gave them a tip of his hat.

"Yeo, how's bout yea?"

Dab finishes the beer he was drinking. He then opens a cooler made of sand and filled with ice he had next to him and pulls out another beer. "If anyone wants a beer or soda, there is some in my sand cooler.
Behold! this is still a signature
Mother: Swith Witherward
Father: Bone Fort
Sisters: Monfrox, Giovenith, Tsuyoi tekikoku
Brother: The BranRiech,
Uncles: The New Velociraptor Empire, Tiltjuice
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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:54 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:*He let off a little grin before playfully tackling her*


"You sneaky little . . ."

Natiya quickly reversed the situation by sideswimming and letting Aleki tackle the air.


*Aleki quickly found himself in a screwed situation, yet he narrowly turned the favor into his hands when at the last second, he grabbed onto her wrist and pulled her under as he fell in*

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The New Velociraptor Empire
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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:55 pm

Bone Fort wrote:"A drink? Oh, now I like the way yer' talking!"

He turned away and walked over to the rest of the group, nonchalantly punching Gretta in the face in the process, hard enough to send her sprawling. He had now lost interest in the fight and directed his attention to the group. He gave them a tip of his hat.

"Yeo, how's bout yea?"

Gretta was knocked flat on her back. "Where is Scarface when I need him?" she muttered. The power saw went off into the jungle cutting eveything it encountered in half, until it ran out of gas.

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Postby Swith Witherward » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:55 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:NVE threw his gun to the ground. "GET IN MY STOMACH!" NVE shouted and took out a rocket launcher. He fired a single rocket at close range....which sent NVE flying into Fortu and Monique's hut from the kickback and the blast.

Monique sat up and stretched, raising her arms high above her to work out the kinks in her back. "G-good m-morning, Fortu," she yawned just as NVE came flying through the window, knocking her and the couch over.

"AAAAAAAGHHHHHH!" she screamed as the dinosaur impacted her.
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Postby The BranRiech » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:56 pm

Primordial Luxa wrote:"The hand gesture pains creatures from beyond the veil., It mirrors the conditions that harm them in the universal cycle and causes them great agony"


"Noted." He whispered, mentally blaming the natives for those missing ranriech patrols back when the base was active.

Germanic Templars wrote:*Aleki quickly found himself in a screwed situation, yet he narrowly turned the favor into his hands when at the last second, he grabbed onto her wrist and pulled her under as he fell in*


"Oh no you didn't . . ." She replied to his crafty behavior, quickly swimming towards the shore. "Come on!" She shouted playfully, eyes on a cooler near the firepit.

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Postby Bone Fort » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:56 pm

Bones closed his eyes and sighed.

"... Everyone is so f**king sensitive, it's like every time I open my mouth I bring someone to tears! I was f**king joking, just jo-... the hell..."

He noticed the chicken was now attempting to make conversation with them.

"... Hello there..."
Me summed up in one sentence.

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Tsuyoi Tekikoku
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Postby Tsuyoi Tekikoku » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:58 pm

"tsu was bleeding on the sand"
anyone.......gonna..........help...........me? asked tsu weakly
Predictably unpredictable and fabulous at the same time!
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Queen Oberon, our red devil! Click the URL to learn about our Leader!
Edelweiss and Reina, the two previous ones are still alive. None of Tsuyoi Tekikoku's leaders are killed in their duels of succession.


I don't use NS stats.

I'd prefer the pronouns she/her,if your referring to me

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The New Velociraptor Empire
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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:59 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:NVE threw his gun to the ground. "GET IN MY STOMACH!" NVE shouted and took out a rocket launcher. He fired a single rocket at close range....which sent NVE flying into Fortu and Monique's hut from the kickback and the blast.

Monique sat up and stretched, raising her arms high above her to work out the kinks in her back. "G-good m-morning, Fortu," she yawned just as NVE came flying through the window, knocking her and the couch over.

"AAAAAAAGHHHHHH!" she screamed as the dinosaur impacted her.

"Stupid chicken." NVE muttered and got up, poping his neck. Fortu rushed into the living room, he had slept in his suit. "What happened?" he asked and helped Monique up from under NVE.

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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:00 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:"Well step-mamma always said to keep a positive outlook on life while still staying open for that or scenario."

"Wise woman," Swith acknowledged. "I guess purity of thought leads to being able to focus on business rather than distraction."


"Well, that's true, I mean she had shares in stocks and owned her own PMC. She was a rich lady but was a bit strict with me on certain things, and wasn't scared to 'bring the wrath of God' down upon me if I screwed up bad."

--

"Aleki quickly followed, he was almost out of the water when he felt a sharp pitch on his toes again, and again, he let out a scream. he raised his leg up to see the same crab from earlier, he pried it off of his toes again but this time, he threw it far into the ocean.* "Hope you become shark food, you b*tch!" *He yeeled at the crab before continuing his run back to shore*

  • INTP
  • All American Patriotic Constitutionalist/Classic libertarian (with fiscal conservatism)
  • Religiously Tolerant
  • Roman Catholic
  • Hoplophilic/ammosexual
  • X=3.13, Y=2.41
  • Supports the Blue


I support Capitalism do you? If so, put this in your sig.

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:03 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
Primordial Luxa wrote:"The hand gesture pains creatures from beyond the veil., It mirrors the conditions that harm them in the universal cycle and causes them great agony"


"Noted." He whispered, mentally blaming the natives for those missing ranriech patrols back when the base was active.

Germanic Templars wrote:*Aleki quickly found himself in a screwed situation, yet he narrowly turned the favor into his hands when at the last second, he grabbed onto her wrist and pulled her under as he fell in*


"Oh no you didn't . . ." She replied to his crafty behavior, quickly swimming towards the shore. "Come on!" She shouted playfully, eyes on a cooler near the firepit.


The group moved up to a clearing which was on a bluff and from up above the group had a fantastic view on the village below. In the center of the village was a large fire that must have been at least three stories tall and the heat could be felt by the trio. Surrounding the fire was a series of wooden and stray huts that sat on the bank of a river that seems to lead into a newly forming lagoon.

The people in the village where even stranger, they appear much smaller than the average human and the tallest was only four feet. Most of them went around naked except for a group of them dancing around the fire. at random times and places in the village the people would throw large bags of dust into the air allowing it to cover themselves. At first they would enjoy it withering in pleasure before convulsing in agony
Swith Witherward wrote:But I trust the people here. Well, except Prim. He has shifty eyes but his cute smile make up for it.

Monfrox wrote:But it's not like we've known Prim to really stick with normality...

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Tsuyoi Tekikoku
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Postby Tsuyoi Tekikoku » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:05 pm

"tsu lays on the ground covering her wounds"
hey........does anyone care im bleeding to death over here? anyone? hello!
Predictably unpredictable and fabulous at the same time!
XA-1MVGLHS
Queen Oberon, our red devil! Click the URL to learn about our Leader!
Edelweiss and Reina, the two previous ones are still alive. None of Tsuyoi Tekikoku's leaders are killed in their duels of succession.


I don't use NS stats.

I'd prefer the pronouns she/her,if your referring to me

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Postby Dabfia » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:06 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:"tsu lays on the ground covering her wounds"
hey........does anyone care im bleeding to death over here? anyone? hello!

Justine see's Tsu bleeding. "Well somebody got her ass kicked." Justine says walking over to Tsu.
Behold! this is still a signature
Mother: Swith Witherward
Father: Bone Fort
Sisters: Monfrox, Giovenith, Tsuyoi tekikoku
Brother: The BranRiech,
Uncles: The New Velociraptor Empire, Tiltjuice
Grandpa: Germanic Templars

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Postby Tsuyoi Tekikoku » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:08 pm

Dabfia wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:"tsu lays on the ground covering her wounds"
hey........does anyone care im bleeding to death over here? anyone? hello!

Justine see's Tsu bleeding. "Well somebody got her ass kicked." Justine says walking over to Tsu.

a Irish wrestling chicken did it................................my wounds hurt like hell...........
Predictably unpredictable and fabulous at the same time!
XA-1MVGLHS
Queen Oberon, our red devil! Click the URL to learn about our Leader!
Edelweiss and Reina, the two previous ones are still alive. None of Tsuyoi Tekikoku's leaders are killed in their duels of succession.


I don't use NS stats.

I'd prefer the pronouns she/her,if your referring to me

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Swith Witherward
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Postby Swith Witherward » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:09 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Stupid chicken." NVE muttered and got up, poping his neck. Fortu rushed into the living room, he had slept in his suit. "What happened?" he asked and helped Monique up from under NVE.

"He... I was sitting here minding my own business and he flew through the window!" She winced as she stood, and sat down on the tipped over couch.

Germanic Templars wrote:"Well, that's true, I mean she had shares in stocks and owned her own PMC. She was a rich lady but was a bit strict with me on certain things, and wasn't scared to 'bring the wrath of God' down upon me if I screwed up bad."

"Elohim isn't an asshole," Swith reassured him. "He really doesn't sit around heaven waiting for men to screw up so he can throw them in a lake of eternal fire. Mankind does screw up, constantly... and always will. I'm not saying you should step off your chosen chaste path, but for the love of all reason, Thriller... you killed thousands of people and answered to some meatball in the afterlife, but won't kiss a woman because God will 'get' you? What the f*ck?"
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Why is everyone a social justice warrior?
Why didn't any of you choose a different class,
like social justice mage or social justice thief?
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Postby The BranRiech » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:09 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:"Aleki quickly followed, he was almost out of the water when he felt a sharp pitch on his toes again, and again, he let out a scream. he raised his leg up to see the same crab from earlier, he pried it off of his toes again but this time, he threw it far into the ocean.* "Hope you become shark food, you b*tch!" *He yeeled at the crab before continuing his run back to shore*


"Heh heh." She chuckled, setting fire to the logs with the lighter left by Bran. She sat down and grabbed another beer, remembering the last time she had one. It led to her realizing the one person who actually liked her.

Primordial Luxa wrote:The group moved up to a clearing which was on a bluff and from up above the group had a fantastic view on the village below. In the center of the village was a large fire that must have been at least three stories tall and the heat could be felt by the trio. Surrounding the fire was a series of wooden and stray huts that sat on the bank of a river that seems to lead into a newly forming lagoon.

The people in the village where even stranger, they appear much smaller than the average human and the tallest was only four feet. Most of them went around naked except for a group of them dancing around the fire. at random times and places in the village the people would throw large bags of dust into the air allowing it to cover themselves. At first they would enjoy it withering in pleasure before convulsing in agony


Bran watched with an odd fascination, he'd heard reports from his superiors about a group living on the island but had never believed them . . .

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Postby Dabfia » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:10 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Dabfia wrote:Justine see's Tsu bleeding. "Well somebody got her ass kicked." Justine says walking over to Tsu.

a Irish wrestling chicken did it................................my wounds hurt like hell...........

"Thats what you get for messing with a Irish wrestling chicken."
Behold! this is still a signature
Mother: Swith Witherward
Father: Bone Fort
Sisters: Monfrox, Giovenith, Tsuyoi tekikoku
Brother: The BranRiech,
Uncles: The New Velociraptor Empire, Tiltjuice
Grandpa: Germanic Templars

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:13 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:"Aleki quickly followed, he was almost out of the water when he felt a sharp pitch on his toes again, and again, he let out a scream. he raised his leg up to see the same crab from earlier, he pried it off of his toes again but this time, he threw it far into the ocean.* "Hope you become shark food, you b*tch!" *He yeeled at the crab before continuing his run back to shore*


"Heh heh." She chuckled, setting fire to the logs with the lighter left by Bran. She sat down and grabbed another beer, remembering the last time she had one. It led to her realizing the one person who actually liked her.

Primordial Luxa wrote:The group moved up to a clearing which was on a bluff and from up above the group had a fantastic view on the village below. In the center of the village was a large fire that must have been at least three stories tall and the heat could be felt by the trio. Surrounding the fire was a series of wooden and stray huts that sat on the bank of a river that seems to lead into a newly forming lagoon.

The people in the village where even stranger, they appear much smaller than the average human and the tallest was only four feet. Most of them went around naked except for a group of them dancing around the fire. at random times and places in the village the people would throw large bags of dust into the air allowing it to cover themselves. At first they would enjoy it withering in pleasure before convulsing in agony


Bran watched with an odd fascination, he'd heard reports from his superiors about a group living on the island but had never believed them . . .


Primordial and insidious seemed upset by the display. "We're going to have to kill them" primordial said to insidious. "Unfortunately" she replied.
Swith Witherward wrote:But I trust the people here. Well, except Prim. He has shifty eyes but his cute smile make up for it.

Monfrox wrote:But it's not like we've known Prim to really stick with normality...

P2TM wrote:HORROR/THRILLER Winner - Community Choice Award For Favorite Horror/Thriller Player: Primordial Luxa


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Postby Tsuyoi Tekikoku » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:15 pm

Dabfia wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:a Irish wrestling chicken did it................................my wounds hurt like hell...........

"Thats what you get for messing with a Irish wrestling chicken."

shut and just heal me before.......i die.............................."tsu coughs up blood and her heart"
damn...................i think a lung might come up next
Predictably unpredictable and fabulous at the same time!
XA-1MVGLHS
Queen Oberon, our red devil! Click the URL to learn about our Leader!
Edelweiss and Reina, the two previous ones are still alive. None of Tsuyoi Tekikoku's leaders are killed in their duels of succession.


I don't use NS stats.

I'd prefer the pronouns she/her,if your referring to me

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Postby Bone Fort » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:16 pm

Dabfia wrote:"Thats what you get for messing with a Irish wrestling chicken."


"My hat's off to yea', good sir. Wise call, choosing not ta' mess with an Irish Wrestling Chicken."

He turned to face the whole group.

"So, who are yea' all?"
Me summed up in one sentence.

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Postby The BranRiech » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:16 pm

Primordial Luxa wrote:Primordial and insidious seemed upset by the display. "We're going to have to kill them" primordial said to insidious. "Unfortunately" she replied.


"Wait why?"

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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:17 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Stupid chicken." NVE muttered and got up, poping his neck. Fortu rushed into the living room, he had slept in his suit. "What happened?" he asked and helped Monique up from under NVE.

"He... I was sitting here minding my own business and he flew through the window!" She winced as she stood, and sat down on the tipped over couch.

Germanic Templars wrote:"Well, that's true, I mean she had shares in stocks and owned her own PMC. She was a rich lady but was a bit strict with me on certain things, and wasn't scared to 'bring the wrath of God' down upon me if I screwed up bad."

"Elohim isn't an asshole," Swith reassured him. "He really doesn't sit around heaven waiting for men to screw up so he can throw them in a lake of eternal fire. Mankind does screw up, constantly... and always will. I'm not saying you should step off your chosen chaste path, but for the love of all reason, Thriller... you killed thousands of people and answered to some meatball in the afterlife, but won't kiss a woman because God will 'get' you? What the f*ck?"


"Jeez, When she said that, she meant it in a crude humor type of way, and I will kiss a women..." *his serious expression quickly changed to one where he was smiling big and his eyes closed* "In dear time."

--

*Aleki finally ran up and was about to do a trick when he tripped over his left foot and fell face first next to Natiya. He rolled over on his back then reached for the beer*
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  • INTP
  • All American Patriotic Constitutionalist/Classic libertarian (with fiscal conservatism)
  • Religiously Tolerant
  • Roman Catholic
  • Hoplophilic/ammosexual
  • X=3.13, Y=2.41
  • Supports the Blue


I support Capitalism do you? If so, put this in your sig.

XY = Male, XX = Female

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Postby Dabfia » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:17 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Dabfia wrote:"Thats what you get for messing with a Irish wrestling chicken."

shut and just heal me before.......i die.............................."tsu coughs up blood and her heart"
damn...................i think a lung might come up next

"Problem is, i'm not a medic." Justine says.
Goo appears.
"Perhaps we should do surgery" He said evilly and takes out a scalpel
Bone Fort wrote:
Dabfia wrote:"Thats what you get for messing with a Irish wrestling chicken."


"My hat's off to yea', good sir. Wise call, choosing not ta' mess with an Irish Wrestling Chicken."

He turned to face the whole group.

"So, who are yea' all?"

"I'm a girl..." Justine says to the chicken.
Behold! this is still a signature
Mother: Swith Witherward
Father: Bone Fort
Sisters: Monfrox, Giovenith, Tsuyoi tekikoku
Brother: The BranRiech,
Uncles: The New Velociraptor Empire, Tiltjuice
Grandpa: Germanic Templars

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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:19 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Stupid chicken." NVE muttered and got up, poping his neck. Fortu rushed into the living room, he had slept in his suit. "What happened?" he asked and helped Monique up from under NVE.

"He... I was sitting here minding my own business and he flew through the window!" She winced as she stood, and sat down on the tipped over couch.

"I was fighting a chicken with a rocket launcher." NVE said and dusted himself off. "Why were you doing that? No, don't tell me. Just apologise for landing on Monique." Fortu said. "Apologize? It was an accident! I wasn't aiming for her, it just sort of happened. Now do you two have a frying pan I can borrow for a second?" NVE said. Fortu just facepalmed. "In the kitchen of course." he replied. NVE went and took the pan before jumping out of the hole in the roof. "Sorry about him. Maybe I should join a union." Fortu said to Monique.

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