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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:12 pm

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that the Doctor soon would be there.

The children found no rest from sleep in their beds,
while fever-borne nightmares caroused through their heads.
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
prepared to lay down for a long winter's nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a blue wooden box in a manner most queer.


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Somewhere in New England
24 December, 1953
8:29 PM


Calvin Robinson kissed Samantha's forehead. It burned like a radiator. The little girl looked at her father with sad eyes.

"Daddy?" she asked. Calvin paused in the middle of rising and sat back down on the side of his daughter's bed. He took Samantha's hand in his own and answered, "Yes, Samantha?"

"I'm scared." Her eyes glistened. Her cheeks were flushed with fever. "I don't want the nightmares again."

Calvin smiled and caressed the child's hand. In a low voice, he asked, "Would it help if I read you a bedtime story?"

Samantha nodded enthusiastically. "Yes, daddy. It would."

Calvin quietly leaned over to the bookshelf and grabbed a large red picture book. A Visit From St. Nicholas, by Clement C. Moore.



Later that night, as the children slept, Calvin lay in bed next to his wife, Irene.

"I'm so worried about the children," she said. "When is the doctor coming out to check on them?"

Calvin sighed. "He can't come out until the day after tomorrow."

Irene shook her head and clucked disapprovingly. "The man's a doctor, for goodness's sake. I understand tomorrow's Christmas, but that doesn't mean people aren't still sick!"

Calvin sighed again, shoulders slumping. "I just wish they could be better and enjoy Christmas. You know, Avery's started coughing now in addition to everything else."

Irene gave a long look to her husband, and opened her mouth to speak when a curious sound entered the room. It was coming from the window. Her eyes went wide and she smacked the man. "Calvin," she whispered through her teeth, "what's that noise? Go see what it is!"

His brow furrowed, Calvin rose from bed, wearing only his nightgown and cap. He walked over to the window and unlatched it, throwing up the sash. He stuck his head from it and his jaw dropped. There was a blue police box on the lawn amidst the falling snow, just like the ones they had in Britain. It was the bluest blue he'd ever seen, and it was making an awful noise.

He pulled his head back into his room and turned to his wife, not sure at all what to tell her. She looked at him with raised eyebrows, head tilted ever so slightly to the side. "Well, what is it?" she asked.

Calvin blinked several times and started to say something, then realized how absolutely insane she would think him for telling her what he'd seen. Then he said it anyway. "I... I... Irene, there's a blue box on the lawn. Like a phone booth, but it's blue and has this light on the top."

Her jaw dropped slightly and her eyebrows managed to rise even further. "What, do you think I'm stupid? Our babies are sick and you're making some joke?"

He shook his head, eyes wide. "No, really, come see for yourself."



The door of the TARDIS swung open, warm light coming from inside. It was about fifteen yards from the front porch of the gablefront house, and nothing but unblemished snow, about a foot and a half deep, lay between the ship and the house. Though there were slow flakes still coming from the sky, the clouds had dissipated enough that a bright moon illuminated the whole yard with fairytale ambiance. The home was out in the countryside, and the next door down was so far down that one had to strain to see it. Across the road, which was unpaved, there was a downward slope, and one could see the twinkling lights of the town which lay down in the valley. All in all, a magical setting for a Christmas tale.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:55 pm

"Oh, it was fantastic!" the Doctor laughed, "You should've seen the look on the Brigadier's face; he certainly wasn't expecting to find one of them in his drawers!"

Upon noticing the blank looks on the face of his companions, our good Time Lord suddenly remembered they had never met the Brigadier before.

"Oh, right, well..." he murmured, "Here we are, like I promised - spring in the Eye of Orion. But then, it's always spring here. Or fall. Or summer. Depends on your point-of-view, really, it doesn't have proper seasons."

The Doctor then stepped out into the snow and grimaced. It never snowed in the Eye of Orion. Not once in the place's entire existence had its tranquility ever been interrupted by ice or cold. No, something was very, very wrong. To investigate, the Doctor poked his tongue out of his mouth, and caught a snowflake with it.

"New England!" the Doctor spat in disgust, "And not even the exciting one with all of those robots. No. Absolutely not."

The Doctor stomped back into the TARDIS, checking the date on his fob watch.

"Christmas!" he shouted, slamming the door behind him, "Not a chance."

He began to work on the TARDIS console, preparing to leave, which likely confused his friends quite a bit.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:33 am

Khan glanced up at the Doctor. "You know, I never really had a good Christmas before. It was never a big deal in India. Mind if we go down there and just have a look around then?" he asked, leaning back in a chair and reading a book. He had gotten a bit more used to the wacky shit that went on in the TARDIS and the companions had gotten slightly used to him. Slightly.

The Doctor was certainly an interesting fellow, Khan had to say that. And he often did. Though he included words like "Fuck" "you" "cunt" and "motherfucker" in those statements.

For some reason, he felt the Doctor wasn't fond of him.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:26 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Khan glanced up at the Doctor. "You know, I never really had a good Christmas before. It was never a big deal in India. Mind if we go down there and just have a look around then?" he asked, leaning back in a chair and reading a book. He had gotten a bit more used to the wacky shit that went on in the TARDIS and the companions had gotten slightly used to him. Slightly.

The Doctor was certainly an interesting fellow, Khan had to say that. And he often did. Though he included words like "Fuck" "you" "cunt" and "motherfucker" in those statements.

For some reason, he felt the Doctor wasn't fond of him.

"I mind a great deal!" the Doctor replied, looking up from the console to stare daggers through Krishna's skull, "I have very few rules, Mr. Khan, as you are well aware. Avoiding Christmas is one of them. Rule #756, to be precise. Bad things happen when I land on a Christmas Day! Sycorax invasions! Giant space spiders! Spaceship crashes! Cybermen! Time Lords and Gallifrey! Flying sharks! World wars and time-traveling trees! EVIL SNOW! Ask the Master, he was there for one of them!"

As he said this, something in his eyes betrayed that he wasn't telling the whole truth.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:29 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Khan glanced up at the Doctor. "You know, I never really had a good Christmas before. It was never a big deal in India. Mind if we go down there and just have a look around then?" he asked, leaning back in a chair and reading a book. He had gotten a bit more used to the wacky shit that went on in the TARDIS and the companions had gotten slightly used to him. Slightly.

The Doctor was certainly an interesting fellow, Khan had to say that. And he often did. Though he included words like "Fuck" "you" "cunt" and "motherfucker" in those statements.

For some reason, he felt the Doctor wasn't fond of him.

"I mind a great deal!" the Doctor replied, looking up from the console to stare daggers through Krishna's skull, "I have very few rules, Mr. Khan, as you are well aware. Avoiding Christmas is one of them. Rule #756, to be precise. Bad things happen when I land on a Christmas Day! Sycorax invasions! Giant space spiders! Spaceship crashes! Cybermen! Time Lords and Gallifrey! Flying sharks! World wars and time-traveling trees! EVIL SNOW! Ask the Master, he was there for one of them!"

As he said this, something in his eyes betrayed that he wasn't telling the whole truth.

"Well, tis the season to be jolly, Doctor, or so American sitcoms and cartoons have told me. But if you feel that Christmas time isn't the time for you, I won't be stupid enough to object. Of course, your life seems like a TV serial anyway. And you told me in one of your stories where apparently the TARDIS became your wife-" Krishna occasionally suspected the Doctor was on his own drugs- "That "Sexy Thing" never took you anywhere you didn't need to go." A pause. "You're here. You needed to go here."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:21 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"I mind a great deal!" the Doctor replied, looking up from the console to stare daggers through Krishna's skull, "I have very few rules, Mr. Khan, as you are well aware. Avoiding Christmas is one of them. Rule #756, to be precise. Bad things happen when I land on a Christmas Day! Sycorax invasions! Giant space spiders! Spaceship crashes! Cybermen! Time Lords and Gallifrey! Flying sharks! World wars and time-traveling trees! EVIL SNOW! Ask the Master, he was there for one of them!"

As he said this, something in his eyes betrayed that he wasn't telling the whole truth.

"Well, tis the season to be jolly, Doctor, or so American sitcoms and cartoons have told me. But if you feel that Christmas time isn't the time for you, I won't be stupid enough to object. Of course, your life seems like a TV serial anyway. And you told me in one of your stories where apparently the TARDIS became your wife-" Krishna occasionally suspected the Doctor was on his own drugs- "That "Sexy Thing" never took you anywhere you didn't need to go." A pause. "You're here. You needed to go here."

"Yes, but..." the Doctor stammered, "I don't want to be here."

He grumbled some more and backed away from the console, contemplating Khan's words.

"Fine," he said finally, "We'll stay. But I won't like it!"

He disappeared into the innards of the TARDIS and returned several minutes later, throwing a wretched-looking (but warm) coat to Sydney, Khan a large scarf, and slinging a massive fur coat over his own body. The Master, he figured, could make do himself.

"It's cold outside," he explained, "Keep warm."

With that, he hesitantly stomped out into the snow.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:33 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Well, tis the season to be jolly, Doctor, or so American sitcoms and cartoons have told me. But if you feel that Christmas time isn't the time for you, I won't be stupid enough to object. Of course, your life seems like a TV serial anyway. And you told me in one of your stories where apparently the TARDIS became your wife-" Krishna occasionally suspected the Doctor was on his own drugs- "That "Sexy Thing" never took you anywhere you didn't need to go." A pause. "You're here. You needed to go here."

"Yes, but..." the Doctor stammered, "I don't want to be here."

He grumbled some more and backed away from the console, contemplating Khan's words.

"Fine," he said finally, "We'll stay. But I won't like it!"

He disappeared into the innards of the TARDIS and returned several minutes later, throwing a wretched-looking (but warm) coat to Sydney, Khan a large scarf, and slinging a massive fur coat over his own body. The Master, he figured, could make do himself.

"It's cold outside," he explained, "Keep warm."

With that, he hesitantly stomped out into the snow.

Two seconds passed.

"Let's head the fuck back inside." Khan said immediately, turning to see the TARDIS close. "Doctor, do the finger snapping thing. I'm not staying in the snow. Fuck snow. This is just..." Khan came out of Bombay. Snow, as far as he had been concerned, was a myth. When he found out it was real when he went to Nepal, he had been horrified.

And now there was snow once more. Goddammit. Just...God. "Anywhere in specific we're going to go?" he sighed, concluding bitching for the moment.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:12 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Yes, but..." the Doctor stammered, "I don't want to be here."

He grumbled some more and backed away from the console, contemplating Khan's words.

"Fine," he said finally, "We'll stay. But I won't like it!"

He disappeared into the innards of the TARDIS and returned several minutes later, throwing a wretched-looking (but warm) coat to Sydney, Khan a large scarf, and slinging a massive fur coat over his own body. The Master, he figured, could make do himself.

"It's cold outside," he explained, "Keep warm."

With that, he hesitantly stomped out into the snow.

Two seconds passed.

"Let's head the fuck back inside." Khan said immediately, turning to see the TARDIS close. "Doctor, do the finger snapping thing. I'm not staying in the snow. Fuck snow. This is just..." Khan came out of Bombay. Snow, as far as he had been concerned, was a myth. When he found out it was real when he went to Nepal, he had been horrified.

And now there was snow once more. Goddammit. Just...God. "Anywhere in specific we're going to go?" he sighed, concluding bitching for the moment.

"California!" the Doctor snapped, "I have no idea, Mr. Khan. Stuff has usually happened by now, as stuff is wont to do."

The Doctor jammed his finger through the whispering snowy veil at the country home some distance away. They were, presumably, on the property of whomever resided in said house.

"There seems like a good start," he said, "Can you handle the trek, Bombay? I could park the TARDIS in their living room, if you can't handle the frozen water, but I doubt they'd appreciate that."

He then looked rather contemplate, tapping his chin with his finger.

"You do think this is normal snow, yes?" he asked, "I've had some unpleasant experiences with 'snow' in the past. Usually shows up after something bad has happened."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:40 pm

Khan paused. "Snow sucks wherever you go, Doctor." he said. "I've always distrusted snow and I always will. I swear to you, I could go to some backwater warm place like South Africa and it'll snow to greet me. Snow is never a good sign of anything." He turned to Sydney. "Whore, are you coming or not?"
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Postby Len Hyet » Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:07 pm

The place, a cold dark miserable planet known as Earth, the wrong part of Earth, New England. The sun rarely ever shines here, no grass grows, no plants exist, nothing lives but things that came here for a reason, and the idiots who lived here.

The Master muttered obscenities under his breath, foraging out into the cold of New England.

"Only you could steal a TARDIS, run around with her for hundreds of years, and still not know how to turn off the god damn handbrake, or how to pilot the damn thing Doctor."

He shivered slightly in the cold and turned back to the Doctor.

"Now, just because you have some bad experiences with Christmas, similarly, I have many good memories of Christmas! Sycorax invasions! Giant space spiders! Spaceship crashes! Cybermen! Time Lords and Gallifrey! Flying sharks! World wars and time-traveling trees! And I'll have you know that I most enjoyed watching you fight the Snow."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:28 pm

Len Hyet wrote:The place, a cold dark miserable planet known as Earth, the wrong part of Earth, New England. The sun rarely ever shines here, no grass grows, no plants exist, nothing lives but things that came here for a reason, and the idiots who lived here.

The Master muttered obscenities under his breath, foraging out into the cold of New England.

"Only you could steal a TARDIS, run around with her for hundreds of years, and still not know how to turn off the god damn handbrake, or how to pilot the damn thing Doctor."

He shivered slightly in the cold and turned back to the Doctor.

"Now, just because you have some bad experiences with Christmas, similarly, I have many good memories of Christmas! Sycorax invasions! Giant space spiders! Spaceship crashes! Cybermen! Time Lords and Gallifrey! Flying sharks! World wars and time-traveling trees! And I'll have you know that I most enjoyed watching you fight the Snow."

"You've gone senile, you madman!" the Doctor replied, "You were only there for Rassilon's little plan. And, really, I must say, blond hair? Worse than the beard. Not to the mention 'the Master race'. It took every bit of my restraint not to slap you for that, you cackling jackanapes! Well, the rope did that for me, actually, but you get my point.

And would you stop swearing?! I expect it from Mr. Khan, but he's a walking, incorrigible vulgarity. You're setting a bad example for Sydney!"

The Doctor trudged along in the snow, towards the home.

"Anyhow," he said, "you'll need to assume an alias - pride aside, people don't just go around screaming 'I AM THE MASTER, AND YOU SHALL OBEY ME!' I do know how you love anagrams, but make it sound human."

He stomped up to the door and knocked quickly and politely, before knotting his hands before his gut and holding them there patiently.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
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Postby Len Hyet » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:39 pm

"Believe me Doctor every time you have a near death experience I am there in sprit at least to savor every moment of your, almost demise. Besides, you can hardly talk to me about incarnations. For the love of god your dream is to be a Ginger! Even the humans know they have no souls. That my dear friend should tell you enough about that particular dream. As for my name, yes I think it will be an Anagram. I can't go around lying to people after all, that would be terribly impolite. You may call me Matt Heers Doctor."

He shot a glance at the humans.

"The rest of you will continue calling me The Master."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:49 pm

Len Hyet wrote:"Believe me Doctor every time you have a near death experience I am there in sprit at least to savor every moment of your, almost demise. Besides, you can hardly talk to me about incarnations. For the love of god your dream is to be a Ginger! Even the humans know they have no souls. That my dear friend should tell you enough about that particular dream. As for my name, yes I think it will be an Anagram. I can't go around lying to people after all, that would be terribly impolite. You may call me Matt Heers Doctor."

He shot a glance at the humans.

"The rest of you will continue calling me The Master."

The Doctor blinked.

"Matt Heers isn't an anagram," he replied, "Did something in your brain snap when you regenerated?"

Before the Master could answer, the Doctor pressed his finger to his lips.

"Shush," he demanded, "You'll say something you shouldn't. We must maintain the utmost stealth and subtlety in dealing with those who live in this home - people from the country tend to mistrust anything that is different, and a Time Lord is indeed quite different from their norm. Just follow my lead, Mr. Heers. You as well, Sydney. Mr. Khan, try not to insult anyone."

The Doctor then whipped out the sonic screwdriver and unlocked the door, before kicking it open and barging in.

"CLAM CHOWDAH!" he proclaimed in a miserable New England accent, "Did I do it right?"
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Postby Astrolinium » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:54 pm

The large black man named Calvin Robinson who was coming down the stairs with a shotgun in his hands very nearly fired it when his door was kicked in.
It was quite fortunate he did not. Instead, he yelled. After the initial shock had worn off, he said calmly (leveling the gun at the Doctor), "Now, I don't want no trouble from any crackers. It's Christmas and I'm a forgiving man, so I advise you to go home and be with your families and maybe use some sheets that aren't white once in a while."
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Postby Len Hyet » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:58 pm

"My dear Doctor, you are an idiot."

The Master turned to the black man.

"Apologies for my friend, he is an idiot. My name is Matt Heers, which despite what my idiot friend thinks, is in fact, an Anagram of 'the Master."' He then peered into the house, and mentally calculated how quickly he could be up the stairs and slaughtering the black man, versus how long it would take the black man to shoot him. It didn't calculate favorably.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:01 pm

Len Hyet wrote:"My dear Doctor, you are an idiot."

The Master turned to the black man.

"Apologies for my friend, he is an idiot. My name is Matt Heers, which despite what my idiot friend thinks, is in fact, an Anagram of 'the Master."' He then peered into the house, and mentally calculated how quickly he could be up the stairs and slaughtering the black man, versus how long it would take the black man to shoot him. It didn't calculate favorably.

The Doctor blinked. Again.

"Nonsense!" he said to the Master, spinning around to give the Time Lord a rather sour look, "Matt, do try to take your medicine more often, I prescribed it for a reason."

He then turned his attention to Clive, casually resting his hands on the stair railings.

"Now, in what way, my good man, are we like crackers?" he asked, scurrying up to the man, "Not that I particularly mind the comparison, crackers are good. But what kind of crackers? Cheese? I fear I may be lactose intolerant. Now, saltines! Saltines are perfect in every way imaginable. Except, perhaps, hydration. But, anyhow, that's irrelevant. I simply do not think it is a very good metaphor."

The Doctor clasped his hand around the muzzle of Calvin's gun.

"Now, how about you put the gun down and explain your analogy, hm?" he requested, "And do be sure to note that my sheets are blue, thank you very much. On most days, at least, one can never be sure about Thursdays. Tricky things, Thursdays."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby Astrolinium » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:02 pm

Calvin lowered his gun and looked back and forth from the Doctor to the Master. His voice a tad hoarse, he cautiously ventured, "Did you say you're a Doctor?"

He figured it was best for his mental health to ignore the rest of what the two had said.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:04 pm

Astrolinium wrote:The large black man named Calvin Robinson who was coming down the stairs with a shotgun in his hands very nearly fired it when his door was kicked in.
It was quite fortunate he did not. Instead, he yelled. After the initial shock had worn off, he said calmly (leveling the gun at the Doctor), "Now, I don't want no trouble from any crackers. It's Christmas and I'm a forgiving man, so I advise you to go home and be with your families and maybe use some sheets that aren't white once in a while."

Khan raised an eyebrow at the Doctor. "I suppose I'll handle this." he said. Then, he did not rip the gun out of the man's hands because that would be fucking stupid. Instead, he held his hands up. "Alright, listen here. Stop saying "crackers" and being a bloody idiot. Nobody says that, even in Harlem unless they want to try and act a black stereotype. Don't be a black stereotype. Second, put down the goddamn gun. You only use guns when you 100% know you are ready to shoot someone. That likely won't be good if a black man shot two old white men in the face. I imagine the newspapers would have a field day, especially since it's Christmas. The Christmas Murderer, who is also black. I bet your family and friends will love that as a present. So put away the gun before you ruin your life. Thirdly, it's cold, it's late, we've come a very long way, we have horrible fashion sense and I quite need to use the bathroom. So let's be friendly and let us in."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:05 pm

Astrolinium wrote:Calvin lowered his gun and looked back and forth from the Doctor to the Master. His voice a tad hoarse, he cautiously ventured, "Did you say you're a Doctor?"

He figured it was best for his mental health to ignore the rest of what the two had said.

"The Doctor," he replied, "the definitive article, one might say. Though another would disagree. It's all terribly confusing, you see. But look at it like this - no one's ever sued me for malpractice!"

He suddenly became deadly serious.

"Why?" he asked grimly, "Did you call for a doctor? Is someone sick? Dying? Are you? What's making you sick? Were you attacked? Is it Martian skin disintegration? It is, isn't it? What slimy beast gave you that? I'll bring him to justice yet!"
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Goodbye.

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Postby Len Hyet » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:07 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Len Hyet wrote:"My dear Doctor, you are an idiot."

The Master turned to the black man.

"Apologies for my friend, he is an idiot. My name is Matt Heers, which despite what my idiot friend thinks, is in fact, an Anagram of 'the Master."' He then peered into the house, and mentally calculated how quickly he could be up the stairs and slaughtering the black man, versus how long it would take the black man to shoot him. It didn't calculate favorably.

The Doctor blinked. Again.

"Nonsense!" he said to the Master, spinning around to give the Time Lord a rather sour look, "Matt, do try to take your medicine more often, I prescribed it for a reason."

He then turned his attention to Clive, casually resting his hands on the stair railings.

"Now, in what way, my good man, are we like crackers?" he asked, scurrying up to the man, "Not that I particularly mind the comparison, crackers are good. But what kind of crackers? Cheese? I fear I may be lactose intolerant. Now, saltines! Saltines are perfect in every way imaginable. Except, perhaps, hydration. But, anyhow, that's irrelevant. I simply do not think it is a very good metaphor."

The Doctor clasped his hand around the muzzle of Calvin's gun.

"Now, how about you put the gun down and explain your analogy, hm?" he requested, "And do be sure to note that my sheets are blue, thank you very much. On most days, at least, one can never be sure about Thursdays. Tricky things, Thursdays."


"My idiot doctor, please remember that crash course I gave you on American culture before we hope the pond. Cracker, slang for white people, as in you. White sheets, I assume is a reference to the KKK am I correct?"

The Master stepped into the house and peered around, before turning to Khan.

"Khan. Do not speak unless spoken too. It's good manners, and frankly your continued existence annoys me."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:08 pm

Len Hyet wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:The Doctor blinked. Again.

"Nonsense!" he said to the Master, spinning around to give the Time Lord a rather sour look, "Matt, do try to take your medicine more often, I prescribed it for a reason."

He then turned his attention to Clive, casually resting his hands on the stair railings.

"Now, in what way, my good man, are we like crackers?" he asked, scurrying up to the man, "Not that I particularly mind the comparison, crackers are good. But what kind of crackers? Cheese? I fear I may be lactose intolerant. Now, saltines! Saltines are perfect in every way imaginable. Except, perhaps, hydration. But, anyhow, that's irrelevant. I simply do not think it is a very good metaphor."

The Doctor clasped his hand around the muzzle of Calvin's gun.

"Now, how about you put the gun down and explain your analogy, hm?" he requested, "And do be sure to note that my sheets are blue, thank you very much. On most days, at least, one can never be sure about Thursdays. Tricky things, Thursdays."


"My idiot doctor, please remember that crash course I gave you on American culture before we hope the pond. Cracker, slang for white people, as in you. White sheets, I assume is a reference to the KKK am I correct?"

The Master stepped into the house and peered around, before turning to Khan.

"Khan. Do not speak unless spoken too. It's good manners, and frankly your continued existence annoys me."

Khan flipped the Master off and then walked into the house himself. All that can be really said.
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Postby Astrolinium » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:12 pm

Calvin raised the gun again, because these people were absolutely batshit insane. The weapon shook in his hands. He said softly, "My little girls are real sick, Doctor, and Dr. Jameson can't see them until the day after tomorrow. I'm so worried about them... if you're a real Doctor, I'd really appreciate if you could take a look at them."

Logically, he knew he ought to shoot the man now before he abducted his children or something. But something in the man's demeanor made him instantly trust the fellow.
He ignored the Indian.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:16 pm

Astrolinium wrote:Calvin raised the gun again, because these people were absolutely batshit insane. The weapon shook in his hands. He said softly, "My little girls are real sick, Doctor, and Dr. Jameson can't see them until the day after tomorrow. I'm so worried about them... if you're a real Doctor, I'd really appreciate if you could take a look at them."

Logically, he knew he ought to shoot the man now before he abducted his children or something. But something in the man's demeanor made him instantly trust the fellow.
He ignored the Indian.

"Yes, of course, I can help," the Doctor replied sympathetically, "Just put the weapon on the ground. I know that you're very scared and very frustrated right now - I've been in this place many times. You want to protect them, but there's nothing you can do. Powerlessness is a miserable thing."

He turned to Khan now, hiding the tears welling up in his eyes.

"Mr. Khan," he said, "you have some expertise in the medical field, yes? Or am I confusing you with Richard again? I may need your help."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:19 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Calvin raised the gun again, because these people were absolutely batshit insane. The weapon shook in his hands. He said softly, "My little girls are real sick, Doctor, and Dr. Jameson can't see them until the day after tomorrow. I'm so worried about them... if you're a real Doctor, I'd really appreciate if you could take a look at them."

Logically, he knew he ought to shoot the man now before he abducted his children or something. But something in the man's demeanor made him instantly trust the fellow.
He ignored the Indian.

"Yes, of course, I can help," the Doctor replied sympathetically, "Just put the weapon on the ground. I know that you're very scared and very frustrated right now - I've been in this place many times. You want to protect them, but there's nothing you can do. Powerlessness is a miserable thing."

He turned to Khan now, hiding the tears welling up in his eyes.

"Mr. Khan," he said, "you have some expertise in the medical field, yes? Or am I confusing you with Richard again? I may need your help."

Khan chuckled. "Yes. I am so much like an old fat American army veteran actor you knew for about twenty minutes." He said sardonically. "Why yes, I do have some medical knowledge. But..." he paused. For some reason, he was a bit quieter now and nicer. "Alright. I'll give you some help. Because they're kids, I'll help you out on this one."
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

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Postby Len Hyet » Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:46 pm

The Master muttered something that sounded suspiciously like a Latin Curse, literally a curse, not a swear word, but a wishing of ill fortune, blood boils, pestilence, and an angered woodchuck eating something rather personal to the Doctor, and stepped into the house.

He made his way upstairs quickly, and stood in the Children's room, against the opposite wall but peering at them intently none the less.
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