Personification Life - Part Deux

[The BranRiech]

Fortu and Gretta went to Chaos for breakfast. Gretta spent the morning ordering new lab equipment with the money Fortu had given to her. Gretta also had the Girl Scouts drop off some stolen parts. She wore dark sunglasses and was reading a newspaper. 'Serial Arsonists strike AGAIN!' was the headline. "Bring me a plate of all your breakfast meats and some coffee, black." she told the waitress. "I'll have chicken and waffles with some coffee, extra sugar." Fortu ordered. "So Fortu, I thought I told you not to get involved with mammals." Gretta said to him. "What? Where did you hear that?" Fortu said in a panic. "I was sitting next to you when you said it." Gretta deadpanned. "Well there is some tension between me and Monique. But the relationship is professional." Fortu said not sure of what he said. "It better be." Gretta said as their coffee arrived.

Earlier:

Bran was in the kitchen when he got the order for all the meat, he wondered who in the world would order that much food but prepared it anyways. He brought out the platter himself as he tried to do as often as he could.

"Hey you two." Greeted Bran as he divied out their food.

[Monfrox]

The User woke up after completely passing out in her bed and sat up. She yawned and stretched out her arms. Her entire body was sore beyond anything that could be comprehended as normal. She looked to see the Red Bull can by her bed on the night stand. "Fuck it. Gretta didn't buy me this for nothing." She said. She hesitantly cracked the can open and tipped her head back. Then, after she drank the whole thing, it hit her, and she dropped the empty can onto the floor. Her eyes went wide and for what seemed like hours, she felt like she could see into the future. She suddenly sprang from her bed, sprinted out the door in nothing but what she slept in and ran around all in the building with her arms up and shouting random things in Russian.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"tsu was wondering around the building looking for HS" where. Could she be?

[Dabfia]

The User woke up after completely passing out in her bed and sat up. She yawned and stretched out her arms. Her entire body was sore beyond anything that could be comprehended as normal. She looked to see the Red Bull can by her bed on the night stand. "Fuck it. Gretta didn't buy me this for nothing." She said. She hesitantly cracked the can open and tipped her head back. Then, after she drank the whole thing, it hit her, and she dropped the empty can onto the floor. Her eyes went wide and for what seemed like hours, she felt like she could see into the future. She suddenly sprang from her bed, sprinted out the door in nothing but what she slept in and ran around all in the building with her arms up and shouting random things in Russian.

"Well it seems someones happy." Evil Dab said watching user run by.
"Yep" Dab-3 said.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

The User woke up after completely passing out in her bed and sat up. She yawned and stretched out her arms. Her entire body was sore beyond anything that could be comprehended as normal. She looked to see the Red Bull can by her bed on the night stand. "Fuck it. Gretta didn't buy me this for nothing." She said. She hesitantly cracked the can open and tipped her head back. Then, after she drank the whole thing, it hit her, and she dropped the empty can onto the floor. Her eyes went wide and for what seemed like hours, she felt like she could see into the future. She suddenly sprang from her bed, sprinted out the door in nothing but what she slept in and ran around all in the building with her arms up and shouting random things in Russian.

WTf!?

[Dabfia]

WTf!?

Dab-3 looks at Tsu. "I still want my stuff back you stole from my room, and my cellular modifer."

[Monfrox]

The User bolted by and tackled Evil Dab to the ground before standing up as fast as she had done. "GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!" She shouted before taking off and running all along the walls, ceiling, floor, and doors. She was even more hyper than Tsuyoi on a bad day.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

The User bolted by and tackled Evil Dab to the ground before standing up as fast as she had done. "GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!" She shouted before taking off and running all along the walls, ceiling, floor, and doors. She was even more hyper than Tsuyoi on a bad day.

User calm down! That my job!

[Dabfia]

The User bolted by and tackled Evil Dab to the ground before standing up as fast as she had done. "GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!" She shouted before taking off and running all along the walls, ceiling, floor, and doors. She was even more hyper than Tsuyoi on a bad day.

"Tsu, go lock user in a cage." Dab-3 said.

[The BranRiech]

The User bolted by and tackled Evil Dab to the ground before standing up as fast as she had done. "GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!" She shouted before taking off and running all along the walls, ceiling, floor, and doors. She was even more hyper than Tsuyoi on a bad day.

"Tsu, go lock user in a cage." Dab-3 said.

"What are you idiots doing?" Asked Bran as he walked into the room.

[Dabfia]

"Tsu, go lock user in a cage." Dab-3 said.

"What are you idiots doing?" Asked Bran as he walked into the room.

"I don't Mr. Bran, What are we doing?" Dab-3 said.

[The BranRiech]

"I don't Mr. Bran, What are we doing?" Dab-3 said.

"Your Mother . . . Sorry, you walked right into that one." He laughed.

Bran noticed the User. "What's with her?" He asked

[Monfrox]

The User came down off the ceiling and grabbed Bran from behind. "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!" She shouted with glee as she hugged him. Her entire body was shaking.

[Dabfia]

"I don't Mr. Bran, What are we doing?" Dab-3 said.

"Your Mother . . . Sorry, you walked right into that one." He laughed.

Bran noticed the User. "What's with her?" He asked

"She is hyper"

[The BranRiech]

The User came down off the ceiling and grabbed Bran from behind. "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!" She shouted with glee as she hugged him. Her entire body was shaking.

"Pizzabagels!" Shouted Bran in surprise as someone landed on him at high speed. He struggled to get out of the surprise hug attack. "Which one of you drugged her?" He asked sternly.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

The User came down off the ceiling and grabbed Bran from behind. "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!" She shouted with glee as she hugged him. Her entire body was shaking.

"Pizzabagels!" Shouted Bran in surprise as someone landed on him at high speed. He struggled to get out of the surprise hug attack. "Which one of you drugged her?" He asked sternly.

Gretta walked by and whistled nonchalantly. Fortu was Knocking on Mavis' door.

[Dabfia]

The User came down off the ceiling and grabbed Bran from behind. "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!" She shouted with glee as she hugged him. Her entire body was shaking.

"Pizzabagels!" Shouted Bran in surprise as someone landed on him at high speed. He struggled to get out of the surprise hug attack. "Which one of you drugged her?" He asked sternly.

"Not me." Evil Dab and Dab-3 said simultaneously

[Monfrox]

The User came down off the ceiling and grabbed Bran from behind. "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!" She shouted with glee as she hugged him. Her entire body was shaking.

"Pizzabagels!" Shouted Bran in surprise as someone landed on him at high speed. He struggled to get out of the surprise hug attack. "Which one of you drugged her?" He asked sternly.

The User looked at Bran. "IwenttodosometargetpracticeyesterdaybecauseIwasfeelingsadandlonelyandneededtogetoutofmydepressionstatesoIpracticedandpracticedforaboutahalfhour
beforethetargetsmanifestedintomyinnerdemonsandthrewmethroughtheapartmentandoutnearGrettaandshewatchedmeasIdefeatedmyinnerdemonsandthen
boughtmeaRedBulltocelebratethatIjustdrankempty." The User said in one breath. Her eyes were twitching uncontrollably and she was very jittery. Yet she held a smile with relative ease.

[The BranRiech]

The User looked at Bran. "IwenttodosometargetpracticeyesterdaybecauseIwasfeelingsadandlonelyandneededtogetoutofmydepressionstatesoIpracticedandpracticedforaboutahalfhour
beforethetargetsmanifestedintomyinnerdemonsandthrewmethroughtheapartmentandoutnearGrettaandshewatchedmeasIdefeatedmyinnerdemonsandthen
boughtmeaRedBulltocelebratethatIjustdrankempty." The User said in one breath. Her eyes were twitching uncontrollably and she was very jittery. Yet she held a smile with relative ease.

"Ah, I remember that. You just sat at the bar looking happy, didn't even drink anything."

Bran struggled to get out of the hug still. "Could you let me go?" He asked.

[Monfrox]

The User looked at Bran. "IwenttodosometargetpracticeyesterdaybecauseIwasfeelingsadandlonelyandneededtogetoutofmydepressionstatesoIpracticedandpracticedforaboutahalfhour
beforethetargetsmanifestedintomyinnerdemonsandthrewmethroughtheapartmentandoutnearGrettaandshewatchedmeasIdefeatedmyinnerdemonsandthen
boughtmeaRedBulltocelebratethatIjustdrankempty." The User said in one breath. Her eyes were twitching uncontrollably and she was very jittery. Yet she held a smile with relative ease.

"Ah, I remember that. You just sat at the bar looking happy, didn't even drink anything."

Bran struggled to get out of the hug still. "Could you let me go?" He asked.

"NO!" The User shouted happily as she turned her hug into a bear hug.

[The BranRiech]

"NO!" The User shouted happily as she turned her hug into a bear hug.

"I hate sundays . . ." Mumbled Bran as he faked losing the ability to breathe.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Ah, I remember that. You just sat at the bar looking happy, didn't even drink anything."

Bran struggled to get out of the hug still. "Could you let me go?" He asked.

"NO!" The User shouted happily as she turned her hug into a bear hug.

"We have too many maniacs living here." Gretta commented and walked away whistleing non-chalantly.

[Monfrox]

"NO!" The User shouted happily as she turned her hug into a bear hug.

"I hate sundays . . ." Mumbled Bran as he faked losing the ability to breathe.

"NO YOU DON'T! MONDAYS ARE THE WORST!" The User said in a voice that she couldn't let down in volume.

[The BranRiech]

"NO YOU DON'T! MONDAYS ARE THE WORST!" The User said in a voice that she couldn't let down in volume.

"Gretta help me!" Shouted Bran before he faked passing out.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"NO YOU DON'T! MONDAYS ARE THE WORST!" The User said in a voice that she couldn't let down in volume.

"Gretta help me!" Shouted Bran before he faked passing out.

Gretta sighed and turned back. She loaded a homemade crossbow with a syringe full of seditives. "It's time to take your medicine Miss User." Gretta said and took aim.