War of the Drinks!

[Smartass alcoholics]

Me and a fellow NSer, The balkens, have decided to wage war on eachother because of a simple, unimportant reason.

Why is it he likes Vodka, and not Scotch? It's obviously the heathenistic drink of barbarians.
Therefore, we are going to war. Only one shall survive, and i dare say it shall be me.

[The balkens]

and scotch IS THE DRINK OF FOOLS!

[The balkens]

i guess ill do the opening move..
"that smart ass....thinks he can block of my vodka trasportation route....oh god hes DEAD wrong"kaiser beowulf
"mein kaiser what are you planning?" jodl
"im planing to blow that dumb ass off his high horse, if he thinks scotch is so better i like to see him hold off an angry mob when i blow up his scotch brewery!"kaiser beowulf
"mein kaiser this is crazy we can transport our vodka via air cargo you dont have to blow up a building!" jodl
"SHUT UP JODL, IM THE DAMN KAISER I MAKE THE PLANS AND I WILL HAVE OUR AIR FORCE BOMB THAT EYESORE TO BITS!"kaiser beowulf
"sir our air force will have to use guided bombs to avoid casuities" krebs
"fine" kaiser beowulf