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The live band starts playing as the camera pans across the audience. It then zooms in on the first contestant.
“Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is It Anyway?!” Drew says, “On tonight’s show, Rub-a-dub-dub, Lina Suya!”
The camera goes to the next contestant
“Hey-diddle-diddle, Blake Pierson!” Drew continues.
The camera focuses on the third person.
“Hickory-dickory-dock, Alfie Gibson!” Carey adds.
The camera zooms in on the final contestant.
“Pee Willy Winkie,” Drew finishes, “Daniel de Simon!”
The camera then pans to the crowd and zooms in on Drew Carey.
“And I’m your host, Drew Carey!” he says, “Come on and let’s have some fun!”
Drew smiles and walks on down the stairs. Carey sits behind his desk, adjusts his cards, and looks around.
“Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? the show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter!” Carey says, “That’s right, the points are just like the plot in a porno, it just doesn’t matter!”
Drew laughs and Daniel starts to make a snide remark.
