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Do you support an opt-out of Gameplay (specifically R/D) for P2TM Regions?

Yes.
91
65%
Nah.
17
12%
I don't care.
31
22%
 
Total votes : 139

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OrigamiMaster
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Founded: Jan 29, 2012
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Postby OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:52 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:
OrigamiMaster wrote:Yeah, but the those were cooler. But yeah, not all of them were bionicle-ish.

I had an entire table covered with the castles of the good and the bad, a forest, some encampments and other things.
I'd be interested. I think you get that now :lol:

Okay. Start the OP I will when I have time. :p
당신은 당신의 시간이 번역을 낭비!
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Social: -2.21
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Me: ODsT?
Sauritican: Orbital Drop shock Troopers from Halo?
Me: What does a ring around an angel's head have to do with anything?
Sauritican: dat video game foo :p
Me: I guess you are also gonna tell me how "Call of Duty- Wet Wipes Revenge" is educational, too?

If I am not on, it is likely because I am doing RL stuff. Sorry!

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Rygondria
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Postby Rygondria » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:53 am

How do i get a rp started ?

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OrigamiMaster
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Postby OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:58 am

Rygondria wrote:How do i get a rp started ?

Well, what have you done already (Idea, OP, that kind of thing)?
당신은 당신의 시간이 번역을 낭비!
Economic: -5.25
Social: -2.21
Join Oceanside!
Me: ODsT?
Sauritican: Orbital Drop shock Troopers from Halo?
Me: What does a ring around an angel's head have to do with anything?
Sauritican: dat video game foo :p
Me: I guess you are also gonna tell me how "Call of Duty- Wet Wipes Revenge" is educational, too?

If I am not on, it is likely because I am doing RL stuff. Sorry!

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Rygondria
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Postby Rygondria » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:01 am

OrigamiMaster wrote:
Rygondria wrote:How do i get a rp started ?

Well, what have you done already (Idea, OP, that kind of thing)?

I have the idea but i have not created it in the forum yet.
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OrigamiMaster
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Postby OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:10 am

Rygondria wrote:
OrigamiMaster wrote:Well, what have you done already (Idea, OP, that kind of thing)?

I have the idea but i have not created it in the forum yet.

Well, go to the P2TM (Portal to the Multiverse) homepage, and then click New Topic in the upper left hand corner of the screen. It's right of the sidebar, FYI.
당신은 당신의 시간이 번역을 낭비!
Economic: -5.25
Social: -2.21
Join Oceanside!
Me: ODsT?
Sauritican: Orbital Drop shock Troopers from Halo?
Me: What does a ring around an angel's head have to do with anything?
Sauritican: dat video game foo :p
Me: I guess you are also gonna tell me how "Call of Duty- Wet Wipes Revenge" is educational, too?

If I am not on, it is likely because I am doing RL stuff. Sorry!

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Rygondria
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Founded: Nov 12, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rygondria » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:14 am

OrigamiMaster wrote:
Rygondria wrote:I have the idea but i have not created it in the forum yet.

Well, go to the P2TM (Portal to the Multiverse) homepage, and then click New Topic in the upper left hand corner of the screen. It's right of the sidebar, FYI.

thanks

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OrigamiMaster
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Postby OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:14 am

Rygondria wrote:
OrigamiMaster wrote:Well, go to the P2TM (Portal to the Multiverse) homepage, and then click New Topic in the upper left hand corner of the screen. It's right of the sidebar, FYI.

thanks

What is it about?
당신은 당신의 시간이 번역을 낭비!
Economic: -5.25
Social: -2.21
Join Oceanside!
Me: ODsT?
Sauritican: Orbital Drop shock Troopers from Halo?
Me: What does a ring around an angel's head have to do with anything?
Sauritican: dat video game foo :p
Me: I guess you are also gonna tell me how "Call of Duty- Wet Wipes Revenge" is educational, too?

If I am not on, it is likely because I am doing RL stuff. Sorry!

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Rygondria
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rygondria » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:22 am

OrigamiMaster wrote:
Rygondria wrote:thanks

What is it about?

It is basically a rp that is sort of like the james bond films. You play as either a spy a henchman or a mastermind. OR you can start a evil organization bent on world domination. But i will play as the major mastermind you will have to defeat me and the other masterminds. But i need a name for it.
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Corvus Metallum
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Postby Corvus Metallum » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:45 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:
Corvus Metallum wrote:So, you want a high class, high fantasy roleplay filled with proper language, a billion Tolkeinisms, and some Narnia thrown in for good measure? Well, I'm sorry, but this is not the place for you. You see, this RP is for people who want to do whatever the hell they want in a fantasy world with no name, no history, and almost nothing planned out aside from what creatures you get to play as. Sure, there will be action, emotions, hilarity, and of course the obligatory rapist or two, but there will be no high class language, no Narnia references, and not even a mention of mister Tolkein.

viewtopic.php?f=31&t=255616

You're discriminating people from Oxford!

I don't possibly see how :p

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OrigamiMaster
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Postby OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:03 am

Rygondria wrote:
OrigamiMaster wrote:What is it about?

It is basically a rp that is sort of like the james bond films. You play as either a spy a henchman or a mastermind. OR you can start a evil organization bent on world domination. But i will play as the major mastermind you will have to defeat me and the other masterminds. But i need a name for it.

RIse of the Spies? Meh....
당신은 당신의 시간이 번역을 낭비!
Economic: -5.25
Social: -2.21
Join Oceanside!
Me: ODsT?
Sauritican: Orbital Drop shock Troopers from Halo?
Me: What does a ring around an angel's head have to do with anything?
Sauritican: dat video game foo :p
Me: I guess you are also gonna tell me how "Call of Duty- Wet Wipes Revenge" is educational, too?

If I am not on, it is likely because I am doing RL stuff. Sorry!

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Rygondria
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Founded: Nov 12, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rygondria » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:05 am

OrigamiMaster wrote:
Rygondria wrote:It is basically a rp that is sort of like the james bond films. You play as either a spy a henchman or a mastermind. OR you can start a evil organization bent on world domination. But i will play as the major mastermind you will have to defeat me and the other masterminds. But i need a name for it.

RIse of the Spies? Meh....

The Rp is up it is called Master minds and spies. A James bond esque rp

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Agritum
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Founded: May 09, 2011
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Postby Agritum » Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:32 am

Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.

And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.

Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.

Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.

Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.

Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.

These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.

The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:40 am

Agritum wrote:
Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.

And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.

Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.

Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.

Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.

Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.

These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.

The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking

Are you trying to seduce Con?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:48 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:
Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.

And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.

Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.

Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.

Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.

Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.

These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.

The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking

Are you trying to seduce Con?

Of course not. I even put a disclaimer in the spoiler :p

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:05 pm

Agritum wrote:
Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.

And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.

Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.

Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.

Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.

Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.

These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.

The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking


What the actual fuck man. :lol:
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The Ferret Revolution
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Postby The Ferret Revolution » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:10 pm

I'm starting a new RP and because I'm really too lazy to give you a good explanation I'll give you the short one.

Short Description

Okay so basically imagine Alice in Wonderland mixed with Oblivion's the Shivering Isle's and an MCR music video. Then add an unhealthy dose of LSD, acid, and schrooms. Finally, pile on blood, gore, violence, and insane demented creatures. Okay. You got that? Now get really wasted and do it again. That's what I'm going for with this RP.
We're all mad here.
I myself am strange and unusual.
No I am not a monster... just a horribly misunderstood dinosaur.
Am I demented or are we disturbed? The place that's in between insane and insecure.
I'm everyone's favorite punk rock zombie potato ferret dinosaur and if you disagree I'll stab you with a spoon.

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Garwall
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Founded: Aug 08, 2011
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Postby Garwall » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:29 pm

So, nobody is interested in a company-based colonial RP. Gotcha.
1 Student
Nationality: Yankee
Religion: Atheist
Ideology: Socialist
Issues: State Capitalism/Full Citizenship
Cash Reserves: ~1$
Revoltrisk: 85%
Militancy: 9
Counsciousness: 12
"For Home and Countrymen!"

-Battle-cry used by Garwall Revolutionaries as they storm the Capitol Building, raising the Rebel Flag.
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=132814#p6655830
Above: The Treaty of Belgratz, the Document ratifying the Socialist Party's rise to power in Garwall.

[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe

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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:39 pm

Agritum wrote:
Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.

And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.

Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.

Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.

Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.

Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.

These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.

The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking

You'll get a planet for this, trust me.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:
Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.

And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.

Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.

Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.

Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.

Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.

These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.

The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking

Are you trying to seduce Con?

If Agritium was a woman I'd marry him for this.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:46 pm

Constaniana wrote:If Agritium was a woman I'd marry him for this.

Give me scissors and a minute with him and I can make your dreams come true.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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The Empire of Pretantia
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Founded: Oct 18, 2012
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:52 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:If Agritium was a woman I'd marry him for this.

Give me scissors and a minute with him and I can make your dreams come true.

Give me the country and he won't need to change.
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
Trashing other people's waifus
Anti-NN
EA
Douche flutes
Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
Pollution
4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
Alternate Universe 40K
Nightcore
Comcast
Zimbabwe
Believing the Ottomans were the third Roman Empire
Parodies of the Gadsden flag
The Fate Series
US politics

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:53 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Give me scissors and a minute with him and I can make your dreams come true.

Give me the country and he won't need to change.

I just noticed that you censored my quote in your sig.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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The Empire of Pretantia
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:56 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Give me the country and he won't need to change.

I just noticed that you censored my quote in your sig.

I took U for myself.
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
Trashing other people's waifus
Anti-NN
EA
Douche flutes
Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
Pollution
4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
Alternate Universe 40K
Nightcore
Comcast
Zimbabwe
Believing the Ottomans were the third Roman Empire
Parodies of the Gadsden flag
The Fate Series
US politics

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Constaniana
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Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:14 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:If Agritium was a woman I'd marry him for this.

Give me scissors and a minute with him and I can make your dreams come true.

What about the lady lumps? Agri's Italian, you can't have flat-chested Italians!
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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The Empire of Pretantia
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:18 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Give me scissors and a minute with him and I can make your dreams come true.

What about the lady lumps? Agri's Italian, you can't have flat-chested Italians!

Again, we can just skip the genderbending.
ywn be as good as this video
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Every single square inch of Asia
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Rupudska
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:43 pm

Agritum wrote:
Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.

And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.

Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.

Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.

Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.

Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.

These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.

The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking


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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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