Okay. Start the OP I will when I have time.
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by OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:52 am
by OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:58 am
Rygondria wrote:How do i get a rp started ?
by OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:10 am
by OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:14 am
by Rygondria » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:22 am
by Corvus Metallum » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:45 am
The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Corvus Metallum wrote:So, you want a high class, high fantasy roleplay filled with proper language, a billion Tolkeinisms, and some Narnia thrown in for good measure? Well, I'm sorry, but this is not the place for you. You see, this RP is for people who want to do whatever the hell they want in a fantasy world with no name, no history, and almost nothing planned out aside from what creatures you get to play as. Sure, there will be action, emotions, hilarity, and of course the obligatory rapist or two, but there will be no high class language, no Narnia references, and not even a mention of mister Tolkein.
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You're discriminating people from Oxford!
by OrigamiMaster » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:03 am
Rygondria wrote:OrigamiMaster wrote:What is it about?
It is basically a rp that is sort of like the james bond films. You play as either a spy a henchman or a mastermind. OR you can start a evil organization bent on world domination. But i will play as the major mastermind you will have to defeat me and the other masterminds. But i need a name for it.
by Rygondria » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:05 am
OrigamiMaster wrote:Rygondria wrote:It is basically a rp that is sort of like the james bond films. You play as either a spy a henchman or a mastermind. OR you can start a evil organization bent on world domination. But i will play as the major mastermind you will have to defeat me and the other masterminds. But i need a name for it.
RIse of the Spies? Meh....
by Agritum » Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:32 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:40 am
Agritum wrote:Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.
And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.
Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.
Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.
Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.
Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.
These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.
The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Agritum » Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:48 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Agritum wrote:Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.
And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.
Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.
Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.
Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.
Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.
These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.
The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking
Are you trying to seduce Con?
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:05 pm
Agritum wrote:Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.
And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.
Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.
Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.
Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.
Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.
These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.
The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking
by The Ferret Revolution » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:10 pm
by Garwall » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:29 pm
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe
by Constaniana » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:39 pm
Agritum wrote:Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.
And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.
Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.
Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.
Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.
Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.
These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.
The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Agritum wrote:Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.
And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.
Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.
Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.
Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.
Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.
These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.
The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking
Are you trying to seduce Con?
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:46 pm
Constaniana wrote:If Agritium was a woman I'd marry him for this.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:52 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:53 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:56 pm
by Constaniana » Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:14 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:18 pm
by Rupudska » Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:43 pm
Agritum wrote:Since his death, the super natural being known as "Jesus Christ" secretly influenced the writings of his believer, inserting messages of love, peace and understanding in them. However, after years of crusades, holy wars, persecutions and civil rights abuse, Christ realized that his fans didn't really tend to be peaceful people. So, when the time came for yet another book to be penned under His influence, Christ decided that he would have made an experiment at rendering his scriptures much less pacifistic.
And thus, when a young American man named Joseph Smith penned a manuscript under Christ's advice and inspiration, a revolution swept Christianity.
Smith was shocked when he discovered that the manuscript that he had just translated, the Book of Mormon, was apparently a lenghty and in-depth manual that detailed the secrets of a divine martial art, The Fist Of Mormon.
Thanks to this book, Smith quickly became an unrivaled martial arts master and, after accidentally destroying his farm with a flying kick, set out to create a new Church which would have taught the secrets of the Fist of Mormon to all its disciples, and organized missionaries to go out and proselytize through sheer ass-kicking.
Two centuries after, the LDS Church has missions all over the world, each missionary being a student of the Fist of Mormon. Due to this, Mormon Elders and Sisters are respected and feared by everyone in the USA.
Our story takes place in a small but bustling SoCal town named Kickinass, plagued by crime, terrorism, lack of faith and terrible weather. Due to this, a small group of LDS Missionaries has decided to bring their faith to this accursed town.
These masters of faith and martial arts will have to face against street gangs, biker clubs, drug cartels, warlords, the local Al Qaeda cell, door-to-door salesmen, satanic covens, the local law enforcement, neo-nazis and their greatest enemies:Jehovah's Witnesses and the Fundamentalist Mormons, in what will be a great quest to reclaim Kickinass from the dark forces of Evil.
The Fist of Mormon: A Pearl of Great Asskicking
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
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