
by Legital » Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:37 pm

by AETEN II » Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:45 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Malshan » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:16 pm
Rupudska wrote:Hetland 2 wrote:
You catch on quick. That's why I like you. :)
I'm kidding of course you aren't a thing. You're a person.
Dude, don't insult the werefurry.
Rupudska wrote:RP Sample: Let me in, or we take another third of Mexico.
Rupudska wrote:You're NS's Wolfman, therefore your argument is negated due to bias.
"Sarcasm works so much better when you can look down your fire-breathing nose at someone." -Callistan Sairias

by New Twinleaf » Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:55 pm

by Nyr Hrafn-Heim » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:29 pm

by New Twinleaf » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:04 am

by Rupeslonga » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:39 am

by Meritocratic States » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:31 am

by Legital » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:44 pm

by Malshan » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:47 pm
Brothers....We have been dealt a severe blow here on this Human battleground by the treacherous Jiralhanae. We must avenge our Fallen and regain our honor, lost when the Prophet left us behind and as these mongrels destroyed our forces. On the blood of our Fathers, on the blood of our Sons. To run is to forfeit our lives and our honor. To stand and fight is to die. We must regroup and strike at the heart of the mongrels' pack!
Rupudska wrote:Hetland 2 wrote:
You catch on quick. That's why I like you. :)
I'm kidding of course you aren't a thing. You're a person.
Dude, don't insult the werefurry.
Rupudska wrote:RP Sample: Let me in, or we take another third of Mexico.
Rupudska wrote:You're NS's Wolfman, therefore your argument is negated due to bias.
"Sarcasm works so much better when you can look down your fire-breathing nose at someone." -Callistan Sairias

by Meritocratic States » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:02 pm

by New Twinleaf » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:34 pm

by Rupeslonga » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:08 pm

by Coltarin » Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:11 pm
Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.

by AETEN II » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:48 pm
Entire squad destroyed, forty other brothers slain by Jiralhanae Hunter-Killer groups. Numerous allied Unggoy and Mgalekgolo killed in combat. Kig-yar have forsaken any ties to us- kill any seen upon sight. Mgalekgolo and Unggoy who remained loyal are most certainly all dead, too large and too foolish to seek shelter. Identify yourself.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Malshan » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:10 pm
AETEN II wrote:The elite officer quickly pulled himself into an alleyway upon being alerted to an encrypted message sent over a secure frequency. Moris quickly read the message while keeping an eye on the alley, ensuring no Brute managed to corner him in the dark passage. Certain of his safety, Moris now quickly transcribed a message, one with grim news.Entire squad destroyed, forty other brothers slain by Jiralhanae Hunter-Killer groups. Numerous allied Unggoy and Mgalekgolo killed in combat. Kig-yar have forsaken any ties to us- kill any seen upon sight. Mgalekgolo and Unggoy who remained loyal are most certainly all dead, too large and too foolish to seek shelter. Identify yourself.
Moris quickly transcribed and encrypted the message before he then sent it over the secured frequency, deciding it would be best to quickly vacate the area in case Brutes were intelligent enough to see the minor radiation spike. He needed to find secure shelter and food, and that building across the street appeared to be a secure location. The Elite stuck his helmeted head out of the dark alleyway and quickly checked the street for movement. Certain of the safety, Moris then bolted across the street and rolled into the door; his body was twitching with fear as he waited for the motorized door to open. Once it was halfway, the impatient xeno grabbed the edge and quickly shoved it to the side, making the motor whine. Once he entered the building, the dim light from the outside was cut off by the door, Moris was trapped in the dark.
This is Major Nyalit Tuloka. I urge all surviving Sangheili warriors to gather what weapons they can find and join me in my quest to avenge our fallen allies. These beasts must pay with their blood. Head for the ruins of the Humans' Orbital Elevator. We shall meet there and formulate our strategy. Good luck, brother.
Rupudska wrote:Hetland 2 wrote:
You catch on quick. That's why I like you. :)
I'm kidding of course you aren't a thing. You're a person.
Dude, don't insult the werefurry.
Rupudska wrote:RP Sample: Let me in, or we take another third of Mexico.
Rupudska wrote:You're NS's Wolfman, therefore your argument is negated due to bias.
"Sarcasm works so much better when you can look down your fire-breathing nose at someone." -Callistan Sairias

by Rupeslonga » Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:43 am
I am Coporal Joshua Antony of The 31st ODST Squadron, I am buried under neath the ground from the bombing, I need assistance..

by Bajireyn » Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:01 pm

by Meritocratic States » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:00 pm

by Coltarin » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:45 pm
Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.

by Bajireyn » Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:13 pm
Coltarin wrote:Alex poked his head out the Metro's main hallway, once he say it was clear he moved towards the exit. As he emerged from the station Alex scanned the streets for any sign of life. He slowly crept his way back to the ONI HQ. He wandered for what he thought was an hour. He stumbled through the darkness using the flashes of artillery fire as a nav point. He saw a figure move in the Street He raised his weapon and flicked the safety off. He was about to take the shot as the figure stood. He saw it was wearing an ODST helmet. He moved toward the figure keeping his rifle up. "Hey buddy mind looking up?"

by Coltarin » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:47 pm
Bajireyn wrote:Coltarin wrote:Alex poked his head out the Metro's main hallway, once he say it was clear he moved towards the exit. As he emerged from the station Alex scanned the streets for any sign of life. He slowly crept his way back to the ONI HQ. He wandered for what he thought was an hour. He stumbled through the darkness using the flashes of artillery fire as a nav point. He saw a figure move in the Street He raised his weapon and flicked the safety off. He was about to take the shot as the figure stood. He saw it was wearing an ODST helmet. He moved toward the figure keeping his rifle up. "Hey buddy mind looking up?"
Andrew looked up and saw an UNSC Marine,the first living Marine he had seen in a long while...
'Hello,and who the hell are you?"
Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.

by Rupeslonga » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:42 am

by Meritocratic States » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:45 am
Rupeslonga wrote:Joshua Anthony dies.

by Rupeslonga » Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:23 am
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