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[Tiltjuice]

Just out of curiosity, what are your religious beliefs? You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

I'm Catholic.

Church of Firefury Amahira Atheist.

*hides half eaten plastic angel behind back*
You saw nothing!

NVE you bastard! You ate Sedge!

[Primordial Luxa]

Just out of curiosity, what are your religious beliefs? You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

I'm Catholic.

cosmicisum/Cult of Cthulhu/religious nihilistic
no I'm not joking,

[The BranRiech]

Just out of curiosity, what are your religious beliefs? You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

I'm Catholic.

cosmicisum/Cult of Cthulhu/religious nihilistic
no I'm not joking,

That's why I love teh interwebz

So much variety in the people you meet.

[Monfrox]

Lutheran.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*falls down with birds tweeting and circling overhead*

*Shoots birds*

The scary thing is, I didn't make that up about the ravens. They really do that.

[The Drone Empire]

*Shoots birds*

The scary thing is, I didn't make that up about the ravens. They really do that.

Which is why I'm not an urban bird hunter..

[Swith Witherward]

*hides half eaten plastic angel behind back*
You saw nothing!

NVE you bastard! You ate Sedge!

That's not even funny (He's my favorite.)

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

The scary thing is, I didn't make that up about the ravens. They really do that.

Which is why I'm not an urban bird hunter..

The ravens are everywhere..._everywhere.

[Monfrox]

Which is why I'm not an urban bird hunter..

The ravens are everywhere..._everywhere.

EVIL TIM HAS BECKONED THEM!

[The Drone Empire]

NVE you bastard! You ate Sedge!

That's not even funny (He's my favorite.)

hey look! A wild Swith!

*Throws rock dressed up like Pokeball at Swiffer*

[Tiltjuice]

NVE you bastard! You ate Sedge!

That's not even funny (He's my favorite.)

Really? Whoops.

[Swith Witherward]

That's not even funny (He's my favorite.)

hey look! A wild Swith!

*Throws rock dressed up like Pokeball at Swiffer*

Ouch!
*drops, unconscious*

[Monfrox]

hey look! A wild Swith!

*Throws rock dressed up like Pokeball at Swiffer*

Ouch!
*drops, unconscious*

Mommy! *rushes over to Swith* Wake up! Wake up, please! Wake up!

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

hey look! A wild Swith!

*Throws rock dressed up like Pokeball at Swiffer*

Ouch!
*drops, unconscious*

CLEAR!
*uses defibulator on Swith*

[Dabfia]

Ouch!
*drops, unconscious*

Mommy! *rushes over to Swith* Wake up! Wake up, please! Wake up!

*walks over to swith.*
She'll be fine.........hopefully

[Swith Witherward]

*revives and hugs NVE for his quick thinking*

Mon, my oldest daughter, go kick her ass for mommy.

Wait, is Mon the eldest child? I suppose we could always make Dani my evil twin sister (or vice versa).

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*revives and hugs NVE for his quick thinking*

Mon, my oldest daughter, go kick her ass for mommy.

Wait, is Mon the eldest child? I suppose we could always make Dani my evil twin sister (or vice versa).

That would make you both my sisters.

[Monfrox]

*revives and hugs NVE for his quick thinking*

Mon, my oldest daughter, go kick her ass for mommy.

Wait, is Mon the eldest child? I suppose we could always make Dani my evil twin sister (or vice versa).

Yes mother.

*turns and charges Drone*

I'm gonna beat you so hard, Google won't be able to find you!

[The Drone Empire]

*revives and hugs NVE for his quick thinking*

Mon, my oldest daughter, go kick her ass for mommy.

Wait, is Mon the eldest child? I suppose we could always make Dani my evil twin sister (or vice versa).

That would make you both my sisters.

*pokes with stick*

[The Drone Empire]

*revives and hugs NVE for his quick thinking*

Mon, my oldest daughter, go kick her ass for mommy.

Wait, is Mon the eldest child? I suppose we could always make Dani my evil twin sister (or vice versa).

Yes mother.

*turns and charges Drone*

I'm gonna beat you so hard, Google won't be able to find you!

*forcefield deflects Mon*

Would you like to be cooked medium or rare?

[Monfrox]

Yes mother.

*turns and charges Drone*

I'm gonna beat you so hard, Google won't be able to find you!

*forcefield deflects Mon*

Would you like to be cooked medium or rare?

Oh, so you wanna play hardball? Fine!

*holds hands out and traps Drone in a Vortex anomaly*

[Bone Fort]

*Reads about the Mon/Dani fight*

This will be interesting.

*Pulls up chair and popcorn*

[The Drone Empire]

*forcefield deflects Mon*

Would you like to be cooked medium or rare?

Oh, so you wanna play hardball? Fine!

*holds hands out and traps Drone in a Vortex anomaly*

*Devours anomaly, spits out a gravitational singularity*

Don't we have room for these things? Oh, and if you could just stand thee while I crack out the Industrial-grade SlapChop, that'd be great..

[Monfrox]

Oh, so you wanna play hardball? Fine!

*holds hands out and traps Drone in a Vortex anomaly*

*Devours anomaly, spits out a gravitational singularity*

Don't we have room for these things Oh, and if you could just stand thee while I crack out the Industrial-grade SlapChop, that'd be great..

*blinks*

Bu....bu.....you can't do that....that's not fair......it's an entity that can't be touched......or felt....

*pulls out a giant book and reading glasses and flips through pages*

Which means there is only one course of action now!

*closes book and then puts it away before taking the glasses off and pointing at Drone*

HAAAAX!

*suddenly, computer monitors......OF JUSTICE!*

[Swith Witherward]

*revives and hugs NVE for his quick thinking*

Mon, my oldest daughter, go kick her ass for mommy.

Wait, is Mon the eldest child? I suppose we could always make Dani my evil twin sister (or vice versa).

That would make you both my sisters.

Yes. If we go by OOC canon, we're also divorced and you have custody of the spawn on weekends.