Personification Life

[Monfrox]

Monfrox's user raised an eyebrow at the two. "Uhm....I'm not very fond of musicals...." She said in response to them talking about breaking into a chorus. She looked at Nevvie. "Okay so there's a number of ways this can go down. Either one of us takes a bargain and allows for the others to pass, they give up when we say no, or they're going to do it the hard way." She whispered.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Well, you kids seem nice enough. I guess I could let you pass," said Beelzebub. "Oh, but you, Dinosaur and giant robot guy... you seem techie. Don't let Belphegor see that. I assume Asmodeus has warned you?"

"I have," answered Asmodeus whimsically. "Then there's the boss-man himself, he is a whole other story. Are you sure getting your friend back is this important?"

"Sorry, but we are required to at least make some effort to stop you," added Beelzebub.

"So we'll start the old fashioned way!"

"Bargaining."

"Isn't there anything you've always desired in your life?"

"Something the mortal world could never offer you?"

"Because we have just about everything in stock!"

"Immortality, revenge, power, those are among the most popular."

"Hollywood gives us such a bad wrap, but we've had satisfied customers before!"

"You don't see us breaking out into a chorus of, "Poor Unfortunate Souls," now do you?"

"There isn't anything in the world that I can't have. For example, this morning I stole the Pope's hat, had breakfast with Tesla, created a new form of life _{ate it}, and ate five pizza delivery guys. For immortality, I cheat death all the time and have a supply of back-up bodies. Revenge? Hold on." Nevvie said and pulled out a desktop computer from her pocket. She logged on and sent BILLIONS of spam e-mails at Dani's system. "From Hell's depths...I SPAM AT THEE! Mwahahahahaaa!" Nevvie laughed towards the ceiling, shaking her fists. "Already done. Don't ask how I got the internet. Now for power, I have a vastly superior reptilian intellect and know how to apply it. For example, I can build an orbital weapon that can turn stuff into tofu and then threateh the U.N. or W.A. with it, then the world is mine! Or I could use my time machine to go back in time to murder Adam and Eve, then no human race to stop the progress of the Raptors." Nevvie babbled on.

Monfrox's user raised an eyebrow at the two. "Uhm....I'm not very fond of musicals...." She said in response to them talking about breaking into a chorus. She looked at Nevvie. "Okay so there's a number of ways this can go down. Either one of us takes a bargain and allows for the others to pass, they give up when we say no, or they're going to do it the hard way." She whispered.

"I could threaten them with the cat." Nevvie suggested.

[Dabfia]

*Dabfia wakes up and gets out of his bed then goes to see if anything happened while he was sleeping*
Weird usually this place is half destroyed right now

(Edit: Just remembered dab was still on the space station)
*Dab shoots the last guard on the floor him and Vaid were on*
Alright time to plant the bomb

[Germanic Templars]

"Well, you kids seem nice enough. I guess I could let you pass," said Beelzebub. "Oh, but you, Dinosaur and giant robot guy... you seem techie. Don't let Belphegor see that. I assume Asmodeus has warned you?"

"I have," answered Asmodeus whimsically. "Then there's the boss-man himself, he is a whole other story. Are you sure getting your friend back is this important?"

"Sorry, but we are required to at least make some effort to stop you," added Beelzebub.

"So we'll start the old fashioned way!"

"Bargaining."

"Isn't there anything you've always desired in your life?"

"Something the mortal world could never offer you?"

"Because we have just about everything in stock!"

"Immortality, revenge, power, those are among the most popular."

"Hollywood gives us such a bad wrap, but we've had satisfied customers before!"

"You don't see us breaking out into a chorus of, "Poor Unfortunate Souls," now do you?"

"Immortality? revenge? power? Think again, big boy. After awhile immortality gets boring especially when you are a revengeful emperor who obviously can not truly exact revenge on the planet you want."

[Monfrox]

"Well, you kids seem nice enough. I guess I could let you pass," said Beelzebub. "Oh, but you, Dinosaur and giant robot guy... you seem techie. Don't let Belphegor see that. I assume Asmodeus has warned you?"

"I have," answered Asmodeus whimsically. "Then there's the boss-man himself, he is a whole other story. Are you sure getting your friend back is this important?"

"Sorry, but we are required to at least make some effort to stop you," added Beelzebub.

"So we'll start the old fashioned way!"

"Bargaining."

"Isn't there anything you've always desired in your life?"

"Something the mortal world could never offer you?"

"Because we have just about everything in stock!"

"Immortality, revenge, power, those are among the most popular."

"Hollywood gives us such a bad wrap, but we've had satisfied customers before!"

"You don't see us breaking out into a chorus of, "Poor Unfortunate Souls," now do you?"

"Immortality? revenge? power? Think again, big boy. After awhile immortality gets boring especially when you are a revengeful emperor who obviously can not truly exact revenge on the planet you want."

"Cool it, Thriller. Remember that we're here for her and nothing else. No conquering Hell, no enslaving demons, and especially no pillaging. You are the epitome of a sneering imperialist. And that's a compliment. So let's just try to focus on the mission and get out of here, okay?" The girl said.

[Germanic Templars]

"Immortality? revenge? power? Think again, big boy. After awhile immortality gets boring especially when you are a revengeful emperor who obviously can not truly exact revenge on the planet you want."

"Cool it, Thriller. Remember that we're here for her and nothing else. No conquering Hell, no enslaving demons, and especially no pillaging. You are the epitome of a sneering imperialist. And that's a compliment. So let's just try to focus on the mission and get out of here, okay?" The girl said.

"Oh don't worry, I only plan on conquest of hell after my natural death. As for slavery, I find no use in it, and pillaging is for savages, as you can see, I am a man with honor and respect."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Cool it, Thriller. Remember that we're here for her and nothing else. No conquering Hell, no enslaving demons, and especially no pillaging. You are the epitome of a sneering imperialist. And that's a compliment. So let's just try to focus on the mission and get out of here, okay?" The girl said.

"Oh don't worry, I only plan on conquest of hell after my natural death. As for slavery, I find no use in it, and pillaging is for savages, as you can see, I am a man with honor and respect."

"Honor and respect are fine till they get in the way." Nevvie commented.

[Monfrox]

"Oh don't worry, I only plan on conquest of hell after my natural death. As for slavery, I find no use in it, and pillaging is for savages, as you can see, I am a man with honor and respect."

"Honor and respect are fine till they get in the way." Nevvie commented.

"So then, if they're bargaining, how are we supposed to please them? I mean, I'd like to get through this without getting into a fight if at all possible." The girl said.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Honor and respect are fine till they get in the way." Nevvie commented.

"So then, if they're bargaining, how are we supposed to please them? I mean, I'd like to get through this without getting into a fight if at all possible." The girl said.

"So throwing cats at them is out ouf the question? Then I shall challenge him to a CHESS GAME! I beat him before, _{bastard owes me fifty bucks,} I could do it again." Nevvie suggested.

[Monfrox]

"So then, if they're bargaining, how are we supposed to please them? I mean, I'd like to get through this without getting into a fight if at all possible." The girl said.

"So throwing cats at them is out ouf the question? Then I shall challenge him to a CHESS GAME! I beat him before, _{bastard owes me fifty bucks,} I could do it again." Nevvie suggested.

"But what about the other guy......." The girl said. She pondered ideas.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"So throwing cats at them is out ouf the question? Then I shall challenge him to a CHESS GAME! I beat him before, _{bastard owes me fifty bucks,} I could do it again." Nevvie suggested.

"But what about the other guy......." The girl said. She pondered ideas.

"He looks like a strip poker sort of mammal." Nevvie replied in a disgusted tone.

[Monfrox]

"But what about the other guy......." The girl said. She pondered ideas.

"He looks like a strip poker sort of mammal." Nevvie replied in a didgusted tone.

The girl suddenly had an idea. "I think I can handle him....as much as it pains me to do so, but it's for Mon." She said.

[Germanic Templars]

"He looks like a strip poker sort of mammal." Nevvie replied in a didgusted tone.

The girl suddenly had an idea. "I think I can handle him....as much as it pains me to do so, but it's for Mon." She said.

"What, you are going fight'em? If so, let me help you."

[Monfrox]

The girl suddenly had an idea. "I think I can handle him....as much as it pains me to do so, but it's for Mon." She said.

"What, you are going fight'em? If so, let me help you."

The girl sighed. "I'm not going to fight him, quite the opposite really." She said.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"He looks like a strip poker sort of mammal." Nevvie replied in a disgusted tone.

The girl suddenly had an idea. "I think I can handle him....as much as it pains me to do so, but it's for Mon." She said.

"Really? You are going to flirt with the demon of lust to get your way? I am insane, and even I can see that is not a good plan." Nevvie said.

[Germanic Templars]

"What, you are going fight'em? If so, let me help you."

The girl sighed. "I'm not going to fight him, quite the opposite really." She said.

"Well ain't that a shame. *sigh* Do what you must."

[Monfrox]

The girl suddenly had an idea. "I think I can handle him....as much as it pains me to do so, but it's for Mon." She said.

"Really? You are going to flirt with the demon of lust to get your way? I am insane, and even I can see that is not a good plan." Nevvie said.

"Hey, I didn't come down here to be told to go back up. I'm pulling out all the stops to get her back. You don't have to approve with my methods, you just have to get her out. Besides, was the chess game such a hot idea after all?" She shot back.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Really? You are going to flirt with the demon of lust to get your way? I am insane, and even I can see that is not a good plan." Nevvie said.

"Hey, I didn't come down here to be told to go back up. I'm pulling out all the stops to get her back. You don't have to approve with my methods, you just have to get her out. Besides, was the chess game such a hot idea after all?" She shot back.

"At least it was better than my idea of throwing cats at them." Nevvie said defensively.

[Monfrox]

"Hey, I didn't come down here to be told to go back up. I'm pulling out all the stops to get her back. You don't have to approve with my methods, you just have to get her out. Besides, was the chess game such a hot idea after all?" She shot back.

"At least it was better than my idea of throwing cats at them." Nevvie said defensively.

"Besides, I didn't say I was going to flirt with him." The girl said. She wouldn't like what she was about to do, but she hoped that it would be worth it in the long run.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"At least it was better than my idea of throwing cats at them." Nevvie said defensively.

"Besides, I didn't say I was going to flirt with him." The girl said. She wouldn't like what she was about to do, but she hoped that it would be worth it in the long run.

"Then what are you going to do?...................................Wait a second. You mammals are so disgusting." Nevvie deadpanned.

[Monfrox]

"Besides, I didn't say I was going to flirt with him." The girl said. She wouldn't like what she was about to do, but she hoped that it would be worth it in the long run.

"Then what are you going to do?...................................Wait a second. You mammals are so disgusting." Nevvie deadpanned.

"Like your kind doesn't do the exact same thing?" She shot back again.

[Germanic Templars]

"Besides, I didn't say I was going to flirt with him." The girl said. She wouldn't like what she was about to do, but she hoped that it would be worth it in the long run.

"Then what are you going to do?...................................Wait a second. You mammals are so disgusting." Nevvie deadpanned.

"Well my friend, what you call disgusting, we call the circle of life."

*looks at mon* "And if you are going to impress, then show some more."

[Monfrox]

"Then what are you going to do?...................................Wait a second. You mammals are so disgusting." Nevvie deadpanned.

"Well my friend, what you call disgusting, we call the circle of life."

*looks at mon* "And if you are going to impress, then show some more."

"What do you mean?" She asked.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Then what are you going to do?...................................Wait a second. You mammals are so disgusting." Nevvie deadpanned.

"Like your kind doesn't do the exact same thing?" She shot back again.

Nevvie thought it over. "Sex for favors? No. We reason, play a game, then rip somebody's guts out." Nevvie said.

[Monfrox]

"Like your kind doesn't do the exact same thing?" She shot back again.

Nevvie thought it over. "Sex for favors? No. We reason, play a game, then rip somebody's guts out." Nevvie said.

"That just goes to show we have more to offer." She replied.