Personification Life

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:42 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Dabfia wrote:*Opens door while taking a drink of beer*
Sup raptor dude

"I am a perfectly normal human like you! Mind if I come in?"

Sure but don't touch the mini nuclear reactor, you become dead *Half drunk*
Or the bombs i will shoot you if you do, Raptor dude

by **Stattr** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:45 pm

Shadyrya wrote:
Stattr wrote:"A kiss." She looked at his face and saw a little bit of confusion. "More importantly? Well, I like you. A lot, more thana friend." She began blushing agian and put ehr hands to her face to cool her cheeks down.

"Even though we met via shouting match?"

An eyebrow raised, the confused look vanished, to be replaced with a 'I got this shit' look. Brushing a lock of hair from his eyes, his other hand stroked the violet in his lapel.

She watched him and raised abrow and then her phone rang and she invited him in and answered it. "Hello?" She then turned to Shady. "Come on in and find a seat."

by **Strykla** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:47 pm

Lancearc wrote:
Strykla wrote:In between rounds of slaughtering Gauls with grenades, Stry comes and sees an apartment.

"May I, showing or motivated perhaps in sympathy, understanding, and the trait of being willing to give your money or time, make a request and inquiry, or to beg or you, for the answer to my question, carried to you over many miles and thoughts;

WTF r u doin?"

"First of all, fine warrior, welcome to the Princedom. I, of course, am His Holy and Omnipotent highness, Crown Prince Lance. As for your question, my subjects do have ever present problems with getting along."

"Well, my fine sir from ten pages ago, I must implore you to rethink your position. Assume that, perhaps, some of your unworthy subjects are smart: They may envy your position, and desire their own advancement over your wellbeing."

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:49 pm

Dabfia wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"I am a perfectly normal human like you! Mind if I come in?"

Sure but don't touch the mini nuclear reactor, you become dead *Half drunk*
Or the bombs i will shoot you if you do, Raptor dude

"OK."
*steals microwave*

by **Shadyrya** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:50 pm

Bone Fort wrote:
Shadyrya wrote:"Oh, because they are! Closets are awesome!"

Beatboxing, she listed all the reasons.

"They're small, cramped, dark and full of insects!"

He tucked the bottle of wine into his coat, a notable feat considering he was still on fire.

"And what about your master? What do you think of him?"

OOC: I'm picturing Alice as a small child/ young teenager wearing either rags or a maid outfit, seems a bit disconnected from reality, and has been a servant her whole life. Has a look on her face that just screams brainwashed. Is this accurate?

<OOC> Young teenager wearing a maid outfit with a look that screams closets, somehow.

"He's wonderful! He lets me live in a closet! Woohoo!"

Beatboxing she laughed.

Shady sat down, posture still perfect.

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:52 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Dabfia wrote:Sure but don't touch the mini nuclear reactor, you become dead *Half drunk*
Or the bombs i will shoot you if you do, Raptor dude

"OK."
*steals microwave*

*Grabs him by the tail and shoots the microwave out of his hand*
Noh *Drunk now* bastard........................ *Tanks another drink and grabs microwave*

by **Stattr** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:52 pm

Shadyrya wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:
He tucked the bottle of wine into his coat, a notable feat considering he was still on fire.

"And what about your master? What do you think of him?"

OOC: I'm picturing Alice as a small child/ young teenager wearing either rags or a maid outfit, seems a bit disconnected from reality, and has been a servant her whole life. Has a look on her face that just screams brainwashed. Is this accurate?

<OOC> Young teenager wearing a maid outfit with a look that screams closets, somehow.

"He's wonderful! He lets me live in a closet! Woohoo!"

Beatboxing she laughed.

Shady sat down, posture still perfect.

Star hung up the phone and just shrugged. "Wrong number." She sat down on the bed and leaned back and just laid down on the bed. "Remind me again why you are sitting up stright and everything?" She looked at him over her glasses.

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:53 pm

Shadyrya wrote:<OOC> Young teenager wearing a maid outfit with a look that screams closets, somehow.

"He's wonderful! He lets me live in a closet! Woohoo!"

Beatboxing she laughed.

Shady sat down, posture still perfect.

"I have the most amazing closet back at my place. Would you like to see it?"

OOC: So "disconnected from reality" then?

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:55 pm

Dabfia wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"OK."
*steals microwave*

*Grabs him by the tail and shoots the microwave out of his hand*
Noh *Drunk now* bastard........................ *Tanks another drink and grabs microwave*

"Dammit!"
*smashes toaster on Dabfia's head*

by **Shadyrya** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:55 pm

" 'Tis what I have done since two, madame. A proper gentleman sits straight."

Eyes full of curiosity, he said, "Let me bring us back to the former subject. How exactly could you like me as 'more than a friend,'" he said, each word measured, "if you highly disapprove of me as well?"

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:56 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Dabfia wrote:*Grabs him by the tail and shoots the microwave out of his hand*
Noh *Drunk now* bastard........................ *Tanks another drink and grabs microwave*

"Dammit!"
*smashes toaster on Dabfia's head*

*Chops off half of his tail*
what naow raotor boi

by **Shadyrya** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:56 pm

Bone Fort wrote:
Shadyrya wrote:<OOC> Young teenager wearing a maid outfit with a look that screams closets, somehow.

"He's wonderful! He lets me live in a closet! Woohoo!"

Beatboxing she laughed.

Shady sat down, posture still perfect.

"I have the most amazing closet back at my place. Would you like to see it?"

OOC: So "disconnected from reality" then?

"YESCLOSETOHMIGAWD"

<OOC> Football practice, back in two hours.

Can you wait, Stattr? Pleaaazzzzzeee?

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:58 pm

Shadyrya wrote:"YESCLOSETOHMIGAWD"

<OOC> Football practice, back in two hours.
Can you wait, Stattr? Pleaaazzzzzeee?

"Then following me."

He lead her out of the room and to his apartment, still burning.

OOC: I'll wait, gotta go as well.

by **Stattr** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:59 pm

Shadyrya wrote:" 'Tis what I have done since two, madame. A proper gentleman sits straight."

Eyes full of curiosity, he said, "Let me bring us back to the former subject. How exactly could you like me as 'more than a friend,'" he said, each word measured, "if you highly disapprove of me as well?"

"I'm a proper women and I slouch." She smiled and just stared at the ceiling answering his question. "Your different, you have a different perspective on life and you have that trait i can never name that attracts me to you and no one else." Star smiled and just stared at the ceiling.

(OOC: Yes I can wait.)

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:59 pm

(OOC: brb i'll be back to 30-50 minutes)

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:04 pm

Dabfia wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Dammit!"
*smashes toaster on Dabfia's head*

*Chops off half of his tail*
what naow raotor boi

"This."
*rips both of Dabfia's arms off*
"I must go now. Enjoy bleeding to death!"
*goes to his apartment with his tail, both of Dabfia's arms, and the microwave*

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:05 pm

Dabfia wrote:(OOC: brb i'll be back to 30-50 minutes)

*Drunk*

"don'tcha worry *Hic* we'll hold down the fort."

(OOC: i'm getting off for now, we'll say i'm passed out on the floor)

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:14 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Monfrox wrote:Monfrox got up from the floor and pulled out her briefcase. A nice time to go over her own personal arsenal, she thought. She opened it up and laid out some part on the bed before closing the case and sliding it back underneath her bed. She played a song as she slowly began to piece the parts of what looked like an anti-material rifle together. Every screw, every twist, every snap, had it's own beat as she slowly pieced it together. It reminded her so much of the shop class she took, back when she didn't go to the surface during that one point. She may be a different entity, but she still had the memories of the girl.

"knocks on the door"
monfrox?

Monfrox, hearing someone knocking at her door, instantly stopped piecing the rifle together and went to the door. She opened it, grabbed Tsuyoi, and pulled her in before locking the door and sighing. "I swear, this place gets more crazy with every passing minute." She said. "What do you want?"

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:58 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:"knocks on the door"
monfrox?

Monfrox, hearing someone knocking at her door, instantly stopped piecing the rifle together and went to the door. She opened it, grabbed Tsuyoi, and pulled her in before locking the door and sighing. "I swear, this place gets more crazy with every passing minute." She said. "What do you want?"

i just wanted to say sorry for trouble i caused.

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:00 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Dabfia wrote:*Chops off half of his tail*
what naow raotor boi

"This."
*rips both of Dabfia's arms off*
"I must go now. Enjoy bleeding to death!"
*goes to his apartment with his tail, both of Dabfia's arms, and the microwave*

*Grabs arms back* bastard *Sitches and uses terminator medic*

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:00 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
Dabfia wrote:(OOC: brb i'll be back to 30-50 minutes)

*Drunk*

"don'tcha worry *Hic* we'll hold down the fort."

(OOC: i'm getting off for now, we'll say i'm passed out on the floor)

*puts in a bed*
As long as he doesn't puke i'll be fine

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:00 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Monfrox wrote:Monfrox, hearing someone knocking at her door, instantly stopped piecing the rifle together and went to the door. She opened it, grabbed Tsuyoi, and pulled her in before locking the door and sighing. "I swear, this place gets more crazy with every passing minute." She said. "What do you want?"

i just wanted to say sorry for trouble i caused.

"Well then, apology accepted. Now, you need anything else because I'm kinda busy trying to keep my sanity right now." She replied with a genuine smile.

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:01 pm

*Walking around drunk* *hic* Heheheh bullets *hic*

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:02 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:i just wanted to say sorry for trouble i caused.

"Well then, apology accepted. Now, you need anything else because I'm kinda busy trying to keep my sanity right now." She replied with a genuine smile.

if you want, i can spy on the others,to alert you what their doing,you help you with the sanity problem

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:06 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Monfrox wrote:"Well then, apology accepted. Now, you need anything else because I'm kinda busy trying to keep my sanity right now." She replied with a genuine smile.

if you want, i can spy on the others,to alert you what their doing,you help you with the sanity problem

"No no, that's fine, just do your best to keep the eccentric ones from coming into my room." She said, waving her hands back and forth.

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