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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:56 pm
by The BranRiech
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:
"Alright, we'll be up in a few."



"Go ahead, will it screw with the timeline at all?"

"Not at all." NVE said with a grin.


"Then do it, the only thing that would change is that the outside would be fine right?"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:00 pm
by The New Velociraptor Empire
The BranRiech wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Not at all." NVE said with a grin.


"Then do it, the only thing that would change is that the outside would be fine right?"

"Yes, but if that fails I can always hit them with the Anti-Time Gun and zap the nukes into the future."

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:00 pm
by Swith Witherward
Swith found her apartment (and closet) intact. She knocked on NVE's door to see if the head was okay, but apparently NVE had packed up all his stuff. "Well, there's a spare room in the bomb shelter," she laughed. Bones & Cos door seemed intact. There was a shift in there unlike what she normally experienced but she let the thought go. She left a note on the wall next to the door instead.

Dear Totenkopf,
I have a question for you regarding something you said.
Love, Swith


She decided to check on the cyborg to see if it was functioning.

"Dab? Thriller? You in there?"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:01 pm
by Dabfia
Swith Witherward wrote:Swith found her apartment (and closet) intact. She knocked on NVE's door to see if the head was okay, but apparently NVE had packed up all his stuff. "Well, there's a spare room in the bomb shelter," she laughed. Bones & Cos door seemed intact. There was a shift in there unlike what she normally experienced but she let the thought go. She left a note on the wall next to the door instead.

Dear Totenkopf,
I have a question for you regarding something you said.
Love, Swith


She decided to check on the cyborg to see if it was functioning.

"Dab? Thriller? You in there?"


*Dabfia dies before he can say a word*

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:01 pm
by Dabfia
Western Borderlands wrote:
Dabfia wrote:(ooc: Well people will just think he's asleep or hiding or something)
Fuck you, this ain't funn i die now there is nothing to bring me back every machine that can is destroyed, have fun laughing asshole i hope your happy when i'm dead.
And drake fuck you, you can't do anything now so shut the fuck up

He looked at dab... his eyes darkened
"I can't do anything? ha!" A shadowball was forming in his hands

*Dabfia shoots drake in the head with a rail driver*
Nice try asshole
*dies*

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:04 pm
by Western Borderlands
Dabfia wrote:
Western Borderlands wrote:He looked at dab... his eyes darkened
"I can't do anything? ha!" A shadowball was forming in his hands

*Dabfia shoots drake in the head with a rail driver*
Nice try asshole
*dies*

He raises the ball up and the ball dissipates when the bullet hits it.
"heh nice try"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:06 pm
by Tsuyoi Tekikoku
okay..............im bored the city is been nuked and evil dabifa is no where to bee seen,i hope that bastrad burns in hell....for stealling my idea

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:06 pm
by Germanic Templars
Swith Witherward wrote:Swith found her apartment (and closet) intact. She knocked on NVE's door to see if the head was okay, but apparently NVE had packed up all his stuff. "Well, there's a spare room in the bomb shelter," she laughed. Bones & Cos door seemed intact. There was a shift in there unlike what she normally experienced but she let the thought go. She left a note on the wall next to the door instead.

Dear Totenkopf,
I have a question for you regarding something you said.
Love, Swith


She decided to check on the cyborg to see if it was functioning.

"Dab? Thriller? You in there?"


*Thriller is miles away from the apartment, the only remaining thing of him in that spot is his 8ft shadow*

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:07 pm
by Dabfia
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:okay..............im bored the city is been nuked and evil dabifa is no where to bee seen,i hope that bastrad burns in hell....for stealling my idea

*Evil Dabfia pops out of the ground*
did i hear my name?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:08 pm
by Swith Witherward
Dabfia wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:Swith found her apartment (and closet) intact. She knocked on NVE's door to see if the head was okay, but apparently NVE had packed up all his stuff. "Well, there's a spare room in the bomb shelter," she laughed. Bones & Cos door seemed intact. There was a shift in there unlike what she normally experienced but she let the thought go. She left a note on the wall next to the door instead.

Dear Totenkopf,
I have a question for you regarding something you said.
Love, Swith


She decided to check on the cyborg to see if it was functioning.

"Dab? Thriller? You in there?"


*Dabfia dies before he can say a word*

"Dibs on the body," Swith says to herself. Throwing dead Dab over her shoulder, she carried him back downstairs and stuffed him in the freezer. She considered sharing her find with NVE... they could eat well tonight... but thought she'd save it for a celebratory meal instead.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:09 pm
by Tsuyoi Tekikoku
Dabfia wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:okay..............im bored the city is been nuked and evil dabifa is no where to bee seen,i hope that bastrad burns in hell....for stealling my idea

*Evil Dabfia pops out of the ground*
did i hear my name?

"aims flamethrower at"yeah you did now your gonan die.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:10 pm
by Dabfia
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Dabfia wrote:*Evil Dabfia pops out of the ground*
did i hear my name?

"aims flamethrower at"yeah you did now your gonan die.

*Grabs the flamethrower and bends it back towards tsuyoi*
I think not and tell swith, it wasn't Dab who did it.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:11 pm
by Tsuyoi Tekikoku
Dabfia wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:"aims flamethrower at"yeah you did now your gonan die.

*Grabs the flamethrower and bends it back towards tsuyoi*
I think not and tell swith, it wasn't Dab who did it.

"a wings comes under evil dab in the ground and bites him in the nuts"
no,you tell them .

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:11 pm
by Imperial--japan
It was with great speed that Jappy entered her metal plated apartment. It keeps herself safe from the outside. As she locked all eight locks on her door she sat on her bed, and thought of what to do.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:12 pm
by Dabfia
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Dabfia wrote:*Grabs the flamethrower and bends it back towards tsuyoi*
I think not and tell swith, it wasn't Dab who did it.

"a wings comes under evil dab in the ground and bites him in the nuts"
no,you tell them .

*Points to the sky and another nuke is coming*
Did you think i launched just one at this city
*laughs insanely*
Have fun *crushes the wing and walks off*

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:12 pm
by The BranRiech
"Good luck NVE, and Godspeed . . .

. . . I've always wanted to say that."

Bran walked upstairs and found that the building wasn't destroyed at all. He found Swith carrying Dabfia's lifeless body down the hall.

"Aww, the rest of us wanted to beat the shit out of him. He already died?"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:15 pm
by Swith Witherward
After a few minutes, Swith realized that Dab didn't fit in the freezer. She considered snapping his limbs off, but it would still be too much mass. She tossed him into a stasis tank so he wouldn't rot.

Looking at the monitor, she sighed.

PA crackles to life...

"All, incoming missiles. Seek shelter immediately. I'll put coffee on."

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:16 pm
by Dabfia
Swith Witherward wrote:After a few minutes, Swith realized that Dab didn't fit in the freezer. She considered snapping his limbs off, but it would still be too much mass. She tossed him into a stasis tank so he wouldn't rot.

Looking at the monitor, she sighed.

PA crackles to life...

"All, incoming missiles. Seek shelter immediately. I'll put coffee on."


*The nuke hits and the apartment collapses along with the other buildings that survived*

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:16 pm
by Western Borderlands
Swith Witherward wrote:After a few minutes, Swith realized that Dab didn't fit in the freezer. She considered snapping his limbs off, but it would still be too much mass. She tossed him into a stasis tank so he wouldn't rot.

Looking at the monitor, she sighed.

PA crackles to life...

"All, incoming missiles. Seek shelter immediately. I'll put coffee on."

Drake walked back in the shelter

another good ol' day isn't it?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:17 pm
by Swith Witherward
The BranRiech wrote:"Good luck NVE, and Godspeed . . .

. . . I've always wanted to say that."

Bran walked upstairs and found that the building wasn't destroyed at all. He found Swith carrying Dabfia's lifeless body down the hall.

"Aww, the rest of us wanted to beat the shit out of him. He already died?"

She looked at Bran. "Oh, I didn't check. He's dead, but probably not gone forever. I was going to grind him into sausage meat for breakfast tomo- er, you didn't hear that. Heh. Do you want to see if we can revive him?"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:17 pm
by The New Velociraptor Empire
Swith Witherward wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:"Good luck NVE, and Godspeed . . .

. . . I've always wanted to say that."

Bran walked upstairs and found that the building wasn't destroyed at all. He found Swith carrying Dabfia's lifeless body down the hall.

"Aww, the rest of us wanted to beat the shit out of him. He already died?"

She looked at Bran. "Oh, I didn't check. He's dead, but probably not gone forever. I was going to grind him into sausage meat for breakfast tomo- er, you didn't hear that. Heh. Do you want to see if we can revive him?"

NVE appeared behind Swith. "I'm going back i time to stop the nuke. Wanna come?" NVE asked.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:18 pm
by Tsuyoi Tekikoku
Dabfia wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:"a wings comes under evil dab in the ground and bites him in the nuts"
no,you tell them .

*Points to the sky and another nuke is coming*
Did you think i launched just one at this city
*laughs insanely*
Have fun *crushes the wing and walks off*

"a wing goes threw e dabfia's heart" YOU SON OF BITCH! IM GONNA KILL YOU!"sends a red lighting bolt at evil dabfia's head"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:19 pm
by Swith Witherward
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:She looked at Bran. "Oh, I didn't check. He's dead, but probably not gone forever. I was going to grind him into sausage meat for breakfast tomo- er, you didn't hear that. Heh. Do you want to see if we can revive him?"

NVE appeared behind Swith. "I'm going back i time to stop the nuke. Wanna come?" NVE asked.

"Sure. The building has collapsed on top of us anyway. Might as well. Fresh liver tonight, courtesy of Dab. Let's go. Bran, you coming?"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:21 pm
by The BranRiech
Swith Witherward wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:NVE appeared behind Swith. "I'm going back i time to stop the nuke. Wanna come?" NVE asked.

"Sure. The building has collapsed on top of us anyway. Might as well. Fresh liver tonight, courtesy of Dab. Let's go. Bran, you coming?"


"Nah, I'd end up pranking myself in the past. I'll make sure everyone else is fine."

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:22 pm
by Dabfia
The BranRiech wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:"Sure. The building has collapsed on top of us anyway. Might as well. Fresh liver tonight, courtesy of Dab. Let's go. Bran, you coming?"


"Nah, I'd end up pranking myself in the past. I'll make sure everyone else is fine."

Evil Dab appears in front of the thing Dab is in and punches it open and picks up Dab's body*
I'll be taking this *disapears*