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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:20 pm
by The New Velociraptor Empire
Swith Witherward wrote:"Would everyone who isn't immune to thermonuclear flavored pie please step into the bunker? There's some fresh coffee cake in the fridge."

Swith rubbed her temples and frowned.

"What's going on Swith?"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:21 pm
by Germanic Templars
Dabfia wrote:50 seconds to impact


Well its been nice knowing me


*runs up from behind and grabs*

"Oh no you don't you little shit!"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:22 pm
by Monfrox
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Monfrox wrote:"Mother fucker." Monfrox replied before walking back to her room.

"drags mofnrox to the fallout shelter"
evil dabifa launched a nuke

"Big fuckin' deal. That's how my nation was born. I'm prepared for this more so than anyone." Monfrox replied, unphased. She walked to her room and donned her SEVA suit. She also opened up the crate and grabbed out her rifle parts and an AK-74M. She looked at Britannia. "Are you my roommate who never showed? Someone told me to expect someone but I didn't think it'd take that long." She said.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:22 pm
by Swith Witherward
"ARGGH! TIME OUT!" Swith held up her hands like a referee and detached them from the arrow of time. "Right, shut up and pay attention because I hate holding things up. If you won't survive the nuke, go to the shelter. If you will, go where you want. Got it?" She waited patiently.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:22 pm
by Tsuyoi Tekikoku
Grand Britannia wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:"walks upstairs and sees britannia" oh look a britannian..............


"No, I'm THE Britannian...."

Giovenith wrote:
"She said a BAD WORD!" yelled Giovenith, out of nowhere and pointing accusingly at Great Britannia. "No saying the S-word! And the big voice usually means business, so don't make fun of IT either! Or you might make it wail!" She looked despaired at the idea. "Now we must go! The big voice said go the shelter, and we must obey it!"

With that, the girl ran off towards the designated room the intercom had pointed out.


"...Who in the bloody hell let children in here?"

just get your ass to the nuke shelter before you blow up!cause their's nukes heading this way

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:23 pm
by Bone Fort
Giovenith wrote:"Sir Bones, I heard the big voice saying there were, "nooks," coming, and to go to a shelter," she said, "Shouldn't we obey what the voice says?"


The three of them stop immediately, pausing mid-step. After a moment of silence, Bones emits a noise.

"...Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff..."

He grabs Giovenith and picks her off the ground without even waiting for her permission. The three of them sprint for his apartment, where they can de-anchor from reality and be safe.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:23 pm
by The BranRiech
Swith Witherward wrote:"ARGGH! TIME OUT!" Swith held up her hands like a referee and detached them from the arrow of time. "Right, shut up and pay attention because I hate holding things up. If you won't survive the nuke, go to the shelter. If you will, go where you want. Got it?" She waited patiently.


"Yeah, let me in! Also the whole thing about this being, you know . . . My Room!

Swith, is there anything you can do about the nukes?"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:23 pm
by Western Borderlands
Drake hastily entered the nuke shelter

eh... atleast its not that bad.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:24 pm
by Dabfia
Germanic Templars wrote:
Dabfia wrote:50 seconds to impact


Well its been nice knowing me


*runs up from behind and grabs*

"Oh no you don't you little shit!"

*Grabs him by his arm and flings him back into the apartment*
*Puts a radiation resistant suit on*

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:24 pm
by Tsuyoi Tekikoku
Swith Witherward wrote:"ARGGH! TIME OUT!" Swith held up her hands like a referee and detached them from the arrow of time. "Right, shut up and pay attention because I hate holding things up. If you won't survive the nuke, go to the shelter. If you will, go where you want. Got it?" She waited patiently.

okay then,i can handle anuke.......i shot one close range before at a gaint alien mosnter. and lived thrw it

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:25 pm
by Swith Witherward
The BranRiech wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:"ARGGH! TIME OUT!" Swith held up her hands like a referee and detached them from the arrow of time. "Right, shut up and pay attention because I hate holding things up. If you won't survive the nuke, go to the shelter. If you will, go where you want. Got it?" She waited patiently.


"Yeah, let me in! Also the whole thing about this being, you know . . . My Room!

Swith, is there anything you can do about the nukes?"

"Other than pausing time? Not really. I don't have any way to climb up there to mess with it. I suppose you can try to detonate it while it's just hanging in the air? You'll still have some effects, though."

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:25 pm
by Germanic Templars
Dabfia wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
*runs up from behind and grabs*

"Oh no you don't you little shit!"

*Grabs him by his arm and flings him back into the apartment*
*Puts a radiation resistant suit on*


"how the bloody, were you able to do that? I mean, i weigh 1/2 a ton."

*stands next to Dabfia*

"ya know, i don't mind the rads or the blast."

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:25 pm
by Giovenith
Bone Fort wrote:
Giovenith wrote:"Sir Bones, I heard the big voice saying there were, "nooks," coming, and to go to a shelter," she said, "Shouldn't we obey what the voice says?"


The three of them stop immediately, pausing mid-step. After a moment of silence, Bones emits a noise.

"...Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff..."

He grabs Giovenith and picks her off the ground without even waiting for her permission. The three of them sprint for his apartment, where they can de-anchor from reality and be safe.


"Quid agimus? Laudate auroras? Laudate auroras?!" said Giovenith.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:26 pm
by Dabfia
IMPACT
and Thriller i have robot arms
*The nuke explodes followed by 400 tons of incidiary bombs*

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:27 pm
by Germanic Templars
Dabfia wrote:IMPACT
and Thriller i have robot arms


"Fair enough. Brainy little shit like you would have made a great leader, minus the evil one."

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:28 pm
by Swith Witherward
"Well," she said while sensing outside the bubble she'd created, "it's gone off. It'll wash over us and eventually I'll put my hands down and it will get in, so Bran... go inside and shut the door. Pull the rest of these people with you."

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:29 pm
by Dabfia
Germanic Templars wrote:
Dabfia wrote:IMPACT
and Thriller i have robot arms


"Fair enough. Brainy little shit like you would have made a great leader, minus the evil one."

Don't worry i've survived nuclear armaggedon before,

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:30 pm
by Germanic Templars
Dabfia wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
"Fair enough. Brainy little shit like you would have made a great leader, minus the evil one."

Don't worry i've survived nuclear armaggedon before,


"that makes two, Of course my body will shut down if -"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:30 pm
by The BranRiech
Swith Witherward wrote:"Well," she said while sensing outside the bubble she'd created, "it's gone off. It'll wash over us and eventually I'll put my hands down and it will get in, so Bran... go inside and shut the door. Pull the rest of these people with you."


"Ahh shit! Everyone inside now! Get in get in get in! We'll have to try to fix this afterwards right?"

Bran started to shove the people inside, after somehow succeeding; he closed the door.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:31 pm
by Dabfia
Germanic Templars wrote:
Dabfia wrote:Don't worry i've survived nuclear armaggedon before,


"that makes two, Of course my body will shut down if -"

*Nuclear explosion wipes out everything except for the apartment building and some other buildings*

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:33 pm
by Swith Witherward
The BranRiech wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:"Well," she said while sensing outside the bubble she'd created, "it's gone off. It'll wash over us and eventually I'll put my hands down and it will get in, so Bran... go inside and shut the door. Pull the rest of these people with you."


"Ahh shit! Everyone inside now! Get in get in get in! We'll have to try to fix this afterwards right?"

Bran started to shove the people inside, after somehow succeeding; he closed the door.

Swith waiting, sensing subtle shifts as Bones & Co winked out of harms way. She leaned against the closed door (hoping they weren't f*cking with the security system inside) and put her hands down. The detonation rushed in.

"This was my favorite outfit," she mumbled and vowed to kick Dab's shins when she found him.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:33 pm
by The New Velociraptor Empire
NVE appeared out of a time vortex in the Fallout shelter carring a (larger on the inside) suitcase that contained all of his property. "I love time travel!" he said warmly.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:34 pm
by Grand Britannia
"Nukes?

Eh, nothing a few years of clean up won't fix.
"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:34 pm
by Bone Fort
Bones and co. managed to get to their apartment in time and de-anchor it. They were safe. He put Giovenith back on the ground.

"Sorry about that, but time was of the essence. You don't want to be out in the open when a nuke strikes, trust me. We should be safe here."

PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:35 pm
by Monfrox
Grand Britannia wrote:"Nukes?

Eh, nothing a few years of clean up won't fix.
"

"Or you could just wait 70 years." Monfrox replied through her helmet. "That's what my people are planning to do. Of course, that's because of all the mutants in the Zone, but that's a story for a different time. So, who, pray tell, are you?"