Personification Life

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:26 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:Swith waited for Totenkopf to streak by... and then waiting until he was sure she was completely gone... before walking back into the bomb shelter.

"Hey ladies," he said, dropping a large box of Poptarts and a small crate of uranium on the table. "I miss anything, as usual?" Noticing Azrael for the first time, he sidled up to her and whispered, "be careful who you room with... these crazy fuckers all try to kill each other daily."

"Hey Swith! Can you keep an eye on this artifact which I am convinced is what is left of Monfrox? While I work on bringing her back to life in my few moments of lucidity?" NVE asked.

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:26 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:Swith waited for Totenkopf to streak by... and then waiting until he was sure she was completely gone... before walking back into the bomb shelter.

"Hey ladies," he said, dropping a large box of Poptarts and a small crate of uranium on the table. "I miss anything, as usual?" Noticing Azrael for the first time, he sidled up to her and whispered, "be careful who you room with... these crazy fuckers all try to kill each other daily."

"sends swith a glare like as if i heard waht he whispered and holds knife tightly as if im gonna throw it"

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:27 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Dabfia wrote:Probably whoever is making the artifact do stuff

so i geuss monfrox knows where still here?.......let's see.............HEY MONFROX YOUR A FAT COW WHO USES PADS AND RAPES PEOPLE CAUSE YOU CANT GET A SINGLE PERSON YOU LOVE YOU!......."waits for a repsone hoping to see if monfrox is really watching us from the other side"

Yet another memory passed through. Monfrox was sitting in the bar with some Stalkers. "That's how it happened!" One said in a pleading type voice. Monfrox laughed her ass off before regaining her composure. "No....seriously....shut it." She replied. The Stalker got up from his seat, but she was faster. She drew her bayonet and aimed at the man's head. "Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change." She growled as the memory faded.

by **Swith Witherward** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:28 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
"Hey Swith, the Monfrox Ball has been spouting out Irony and taking us on guilt trips for the past hour so yeah. We're working to find a solution here though."

"Ah, entertainment. You all deserve to feel a little guilty, anyway." He decided to help keep an eye on the MonBall thingy.

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:29 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:so i geuss monfrox knows where still here?.......let's see.............HEY MONFROX YOUR A FAT COW WHO USES PADS AND RAPES PEOPLE CAUSE YOU CANT GET A SINGLE PERSON YOU LOVE YOU!......."waits for a repsone hoping to see if monfrox is really watching us from the other side"

Yet another memory passed through. Monfrox was sitting in the bar with some Stalkers. "That's how it happened!" One said in a pleading type voice. Monfrox laughed her ass off before regaining her composure. "No....seriously....shut it." She replied. The Stalker got up from his seat, but she was faster. She drew her bayonet and aimed at the man's head. "Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change." She growled as the memory faded.

well................i wonder how that ended.

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:31 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Monfrox wrote:Yet another memory passed through. Monfrox was sitting in the bar with some Stalkers. "That's how it happened!" One said in a pleading type voice. Monfrox laughed her ass off before regaining her composure. "No....seriously....shut it." She replied. The Stalker got up from his seat, but she was faster. She drew her bayonet and aimed at the man's head. "Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change." She growled as the memory faded.

well................i wonder how that ended.

Thats not how you check if its Monfrox you ask ~~insanely~~ politely

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:31 pm

"Dabfia, let's go! And bring those poptart-kittens and uranium. I need to eat and the power source is nuclear."

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:32 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Monfrox wrote:Yet another memory passed through. Monfrox was sitting in the bar with some Stalkers. "That's how it happened!" One said in a pleading type voice. Monfrox laughed her ass off before regaining her composure. "No....seriously....shut it." She replied. The Stalker got up from his seat, but she was faster. She drew her bayonet and aimed at the man's head. "Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change." She growled as the memory faded.

well................i wonder how that ended.

"I'd worry less about that and more about who's got the gun at your head right now." Monfrox hissed as another memory passed. The artifact was obviously using memories to try to communicate somehow.

by **Swith Witherward** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:32 pm

*Leans towards artifact."

"Mon, if that's you, knock three times."

*shrugs*

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:33 pm

Dabfia wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:well................i wonder how that ended.

Thats not how you check if its Monfrox you ask ~~insanely~~ politely

i swear.........if you do qeustion how i do stuff,im gonna strike you with my knife.

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:33 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:well................i wonder how that ended.

"I'd worry less about that and more about who's got the gun at your head right now." Monfrox hissed as another memory passed. The artifact was obviously using memories to try to communicate somehow.

"doesnt get it"
i dont get it?.............................

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:34 pm

''Alright guys, since everyone seems to be sitting on their asses not doing anything, I'll take NVE up there. As they say in the Branriech Air Force 'You know what to do, so get to it."

*Picks up ball of Monfrox and NVE*

Bran thought: "Oh boy, carrying a ball of guilt and irony and a crazed Raptor head."

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:34 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Dabfia, let's go! And bring those poptart-kittens and uranium. I need to eat and the power source is nuclear."

*Grabs the poptarts and the uranium*

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:35 pm

The BranRiech wrote:''Alright guys, since everyone seems to be sitting on their asses not doing anything, I'll take NVE up there. As they say in the Branriech Air Force 'You know what to do, so get to it."

*Picks up ball of Monfrox and NVE*

Bran thought: "Oh boy, carrying a ball of guilt and irony and a crazed Raptor head."

"You keep talking, I'll keep ignoring you." The artifact replied.

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:36 pm

"tries to walk to my room and is looking around for totenkopf"
where is she? i swear if she attacks im not gonna be happy

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:37 pm

Monfrox wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:''Alright guys, since everyone seems to be sitting on their asses not doing anything, I'll take NVE up there. As they say in the Branriech Air Force 'You know what to do, so get to it."

*Picks up ball of Monfrox and NVE*

Bran thought: "Oh boy, carrying a ball of guilt and irony and a crazed Raptor head."

"You keep talking, I'll keep ignoring you." The artifact replied.

"Hasn't changed a bit . . ."

*keeps walking, starts humming the Branriech Anthem*

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:38 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:*Leans towards artifact."

"Mon, if that's you, knock three times."

*shrugs*

"Oh you're so fucking hilarious. Hey, he's a fucking comedian! You don't get many of those guys!" Monfrox's artifact sneered.

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:39 pm

Herr Doktor starts poking the artifact repeatedly till he gets a response.

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:39 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:*Leans towards artifact."

"Mon, if that's you, knock three times."

*shrugs*

"Oh you're so fucking hilarious. Hey, he's a fucking comedian! You don't get many of those guys!" Monfrox's artifact sneered.

That is one mean artifact

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:40 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:*Leans towards artifact."

"Mon, if that's you, knock three times."

*shrugs*

"Oh you're so fucking hilarious. Hey, he's a fucking comedian! You don't get many of those guys!" Monfrox's artifact sneered.

"walks over to them"
and you tell me to be nice,monfrox

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:40 pm

Dabfia wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"Dabfia, let's go! And bring those poptart-kittens and uranium. I need to eat and the power source is nuclear."

*Grabs the poptarts and the uranium*

*walking to apartment*
"I forgot to ask you. What did you touch in my room?"

The BranRiech wrote:
Monfrox wrote:"You keep talking, I'll keep ignoring you." The artifact replied.

"Hasn't changed a bit . . ."

*keeps walking, starts humming the Branriech Anthem*

"I want to ask something. Will this artifact of you decay?" the severed head asked.

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:41 pm

Bone Fort wrote:Herr Doktor starts poking the artifact repeatedly till he gets a response.

"Could you please stop following me? I'm trying to get the ironic soccer ball and this Raptor head to his room. Are you poking the ball?"

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:41 pm

Bone Fort wrote:Herr Doktor starts poking the artifact repeatedly till he gets a response.

The artifact showed Doktor Monfrox when she was interrogating a prisoner. She slammed her hands on the table in front of her and leaned over it. "Listen asshole, I am not in the fucking mood." She growled.

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:42 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:Herr Doktor starts poking the artifact repeatedly till he gets a response.

The artifact showed Doktor Monfrox when she was interrogating a prisoner. She slammed her hands on the table in front of her and leaned over it. "Listen asshole, I am not in the fucking mood." She growled.

be nice monfrox"checks behide my self for totenkopf"

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:42 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Dabfia wrote:*Grabs the poptarts and the uranium*

*walking to apartment*
"I forgot to ask you. What did you touch in my room?"

The BranRiech wrote:
"Hasn't changed a bit . . ."

*keeps walking, starts humming the Branriech Anthem*

"I want to ask something. Will this artifact of you decay?" the severed head asked.

Something about cellular modification the new one i made is still charging

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