Personification Life

[Shadyrya]

Stroking her hair, he said suavely, "The most obscure things. I have them, here, for you. A rare wine, five-star steak, decadent clothes, special needs...everything. Willing to give."

Leaning in close, he said, "Eager to give."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*knocks on Monfrox's door*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

*knocks on Monfrox's door*

"pokes head out of monfrox's door"
hello raptor.

[Monfrox]

*knocks on Monfrox's door*

"pokes head out of monfrox's door"
hello raptor.

"Yes, I do, just be careful to no enrage me again. I was a little, on edge last night." Looking out, she saw her answering the door. "Well let him in!" She said.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"pokes head out of monfrox's door"
hello raptor.

"Yes, I do, just be careful to no enrage me again. I was a little, on edge last night." Looking out, she saw her answering the door. "Well let him in!" She said.

okay"opens the door some more"
it's a raptor from jurassic park!except smarter...._{and still a idiot}

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*knocks on Monfrox's door*

"pokes head out of monfrox's door"
hello raptor.

"You? I thought you lived somewhere else. Anyway, I am trying to get away from the knight with the hack writer who thinks he can survive my death-ray by 'leaning'."

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"pokes head out of monfrox's door"
hello raptor.

"You? I thought you lived somewhere else. Anyway, I am trying to get away from the knight with the hack writer who thinks he can survive my death-ray by leaning."

i do.but im visting.

[Monfrox]

"Yes, I do, just be careful to no enrage me again. I was a little, on edge last night." Looking out, she saw her answering the door. "Well let him in!" She said.

okay"opens the door some more"
it's a raptor from jurassic park!except smarter...._{and still a idiot}

"Be nice to the raptor, Tsuyoi. He'll probably rip you a new one." Monfrox warned as she leaned against the wall and looked at the two. "Well, my room is often sought to as a sanctuary, although with he two most sane people in here, I couldn't imagine why." She said to NVE.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"You? I thought you lived somewhere else. Anyway, I am trying to get away from the knight with the hack writer who thinks he can survive my death-ray by leaning."

i do.but im visting.

"Interesting."
*draws a picture of a cat on a notepad then comes in*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

okay"opens the door some more"
it's a raptor from jurassic park!except smarter...._{and still a idiot}

"Be nice to the raptor, Tsuyoi. He'll probably rip you a new one." Monfrox warned as she leaned against the wall and looked at the two. "Well, my room is often sought to as a sanctuary, although with he two most sane people in here, I couldn't imagine why." She said to NVE.

okay......ill be nice...................... ............................"turns on monfrox's tv and watches world's dumbest"
i like this show

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

okay"opens the door some more"
it's a raptor from jurassic park!except smarter...._{and still a idiot}

"Be nice to the raptor, Tsuyoi. He'll probably rip you a new one." Monfrox warned as she leaned against the wall and looked at the two. "Well, my room is often sought to as a sanctuary, although with he two most sane people in here, I couldn't imagine why." She said to NVE.

"You are the only one that didn't murder one of my clones...I like you."

[Dabfia]

*Finishes food machine*
YES! YES!!
*Fist pump*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"Be nice to the raptor, Tsuyoi. He'll probably rip you a new one." Monfrox warned as she leaned against the wall and looked at the two. "Well, my room is often sought to as a sanctuary, although with he two most sane people in here, I couldn't imagine why." She said to NVE.

"You are the only one that didn't murder one of my clones...I like you."

i didnt kill one of your clones....yet

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"You are the only one that didn't murder one of my clones...I like you."

i didnt kill one of your clones....yet

"Yes you did, when you were a sheep. I remember everything they saw."

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

i didnt kill one of your clones....yet

"Yes you did, when you were a sheep. I remember everything they saw."

oh i remember now! I WENT SUPER SAYIAN SHEEP!

[Dabfia]

*kicks Monfrox's door down*
BEHOLD! THE FOOD MACHINE! and Monfrox i will fix your door later

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

*kicks Monfrox's door down*
BEHOLD! THE FOOD MACHINE! and Monfrox i will fix your door later

"wing grabs dabfia and pulls him back into our apartment"
.........

[Dabfia]

*kicks Monfrox's door down*
BEHOLD! THE FOOD MACHINE! and Monfrox i will fix your door later

"wing grabs dabfia and pulls him back into our apartment"
.........

Don't hate on my food machine *pulls a pizza out of it*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Yes you did, when you were a sheep. I remember everything they saw."

oh i remember now! I WENT SUPER SAYIAN SHEEP!

"And I remember dying twelve times and going on strike."

*kicks Monfrox's door down*
BEHOLD! THE FOOD MACHINE! and Monfrox i will fix your door later

"I remember being killed by you, two hundred times."

[Dabfia]

oh i remember now! I WENT SUPER SAYIAN SHEEP!

"And I remember dying twelve times and going on strike."

*kicks Monfrox's door down*
BEHOLD! THE FOOD MACHINE! and Monfrox i will fix your door later

"I remember being killed by you, two hundred times."

*Dabfia's reaction to the above statement http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/c/c8/Epic_face.png*

[Bone Fort]

Stroking her hair, he said suavely, "The most obscure things. I have them, here, for you. A rare wine, five-star steak, decadent clothes, special needs...everything. Willing to give."

Leaning in close, he said, "Eager to give."

In the room above, Bones and Totenkopf heard everything via electronic eavesdropping equipment. They cringed, and Bones reached over to turn the speakers off.

"I can't do this anymore, man. It's friggin' Twilight down there."
"Ja, I concur, my ears are bleeding. Let's go before we off ourselves."

They gathered up the equipment and left.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"And I remember dying twelve times and going on strike."

"I remember being killed by you, two hundred times."

*Dabfia's reaction to the above statement http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/c/c8/Epic_face.png*

"I hate you so much, more than the pie throwing guy. You gave me the room next to his, now eveytime his room moves so does mine. It's getting really annoying."

[Dabfia]

*Dabfia's reaction to the above statement http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/c/c8/Epic_face.png*

"I hate you so much, more than the pie throwing guy. You gave me the room next to his, now eveytime his room moves so does mine. It's getting really annoying."

YOU asked me for the room

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"I hate you so much, more than the pie throwing guy. You gave me the room next to his, now eveytime his room moves so does mine. It's getting really annoying."

YOU asked me for the room

"Yes, would you rather me move next door to you and attempt to give you radiation poisoning?"

[Swith Witherward]

Swith lets herself in, dragging a large suitcase and holding a box overflowing with weird stuff.

"So... um... The landlord said there was a spare room available. Can anyone point the way?"