Personification Life

[Dabfia]

"gets out of the shopping cart and the shopping cart explodes"
holy.........

*Here's explosion from roof*
Did someone touch my explosive shopping cart?

[Bone Fort]

What someone would see when they did that would be straight, percet teeth and two sharp teeth with yellow stuff down the center of the teeth. If touched or the gum, they would come out abuot half in inch.

"Hmmm, I see. Zee teeth are definitely not natural, they're too perfectly formed. Or she just has great dental. But what is this yellow stuff?" He scraped off a sample. "The canines seem to be a bit larger then normal ones should be... Extremely pale skin, white hair, slender figure, the teeth, I can smell blood on her breath for some reason... Yeah, definitely vampire, no doubt about it."

"Well it's obvious. Who has skin like that, anyway?" asked Bones.

"We do," replied Totenkopf.

"No we don't... it's even paler..."

Herr Doktor ignored the two men as they argued. He lifted her shirt up enough to expose her stomach and grabbed a scalpel, something that did not escape Bones's notice.

"Hey, whoa, don't you think that's a bit much? Leave no trace, remember?"

"Screw it, I want results! DISSECTION! She won't feel a thing and I'll sew her back up when I'm done. She won't notice a thing."

"What about the stitches?"

"We'll blame aliens."

"I withdraw my objection. Resume."

He turned back around and chuckled a little under his breath.

"Time to see what you look like inside."

OOC: I'm giving up on trying to write accents, just imagine Herr Doktor with a thick German accent and Totenkopf with a slightly less pronounced one.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

What someone would see when they did that would be straight, percet teeth and two sharp teeth with yellow stuff down the center of the teeth. If touched or the gum, they would come out abuot half in inch.

"Hmmm, I see. Zee teeth are definitely not natural, they're too perfectly formed. Or she just has great dental. But what is this yellow stuff?" He scraped off a sample. "The canines seem to be a bit larger then normal ones should be... Extremely pale skin, white hair, slender figure, the teeth, I can smell blood on her breath for some reason... Yeah, definitely vampire, no doubt about it."

"Well it's obvious. Who has skin like that, anyway?" asked Bones.

"We do," replied Totenkopf.

"No we don't... it's even paler..."

Herr Doktor ignored the two men as they argued. He lifted her shirt up enough to expose her stomach and grabbed a scalpel, something that did not escape Bones's notice.

"Hey, whoa, don't you think that's a bit much? Leave no trace, remember?"

"Screw it, I want results! DISSECTION! She won't feel a thing and I'll sew her back up when I'm done. She won't notice a thing."

"What about the stitches?"

"We'll blame aliens."

"I withdraw my objection. Resume."

He turned back around and chuckled a little under his breath.

"Time to see what you look like inside."

OOC: I'm giving up on trying to write accents, just imagine Herr Doktor with a thick German accent and Totenkopf with a slightly less pronounced one.

"knocks on bones door"
hello!hello!

[Lancearc]

Several men clad in scaled iron armor carrying diverse weapons from maces and swords to spears and halberds approached the door as well, the prince following.

"Move along subject, there may be demons behind this door." he said to the individual knocking on the door.

[Dabfia]

*Walks through the hallways*
*Stops*
Why are you guys a Gask mask guy's door?

[Bone Fort]

"knocks on bones door"
hello!hello!

No one answers. It is a large, heavy, metal, bunker door, heavily reinforced.

[Shadyrya]

Several men clad in scaled iron armor carrying diverse weapons from maces and swords to spears and halberds approached the door as well, the prince following.

"Move along subject, there may be demons behind this door." he said to the individual knocking on the door.

Hearing something, Shady quickly tucked his rapier into his scabbard and ordered several similarly clad men to follow.

"Demons?" Shady said, his voice full of suspicion. "Ridiculous. Hell, how do you even know what is going on behind this door?" Withdrawing the blade, he prepared to duel his former friend.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Several men clad in scaled iron armor carrying diverse weapons from maces and swords to spears and halberds approached the door as well, the prince following.

"Move along subject, there may be demons behind this door." he said to the individual knocking on the door.

"pokes"
hey, your kinda of inuslting me.

[Dabfia]

Several men clad in scaled iron armor carrying diverse weapons from maces and swords to spears and halberds approached the door as well, the prince following.

"Move along subject, there may be demons behind this door." he said to the individual knocking on the door.

Hearing something, Shady quickly tucked his rapier into his scabbard and ordered several similarly clad men to follow.

"Demons?" Shady said, his voice full of suspicion. "Ridiculous. Hell, how do you even know what is going on behind this door?" Withdrawing the blade, he prepared to duel his former friend.

Stop fighting and just open the damn door if you can or let my terminators do it

[Lancearc]

Several men clad in scaled iron armor carrying diverse weapons from maces and swords to spears and halberds approached the door as well, the prince following.

"Move along subject, there may be demons behind this door." he said to the individual knocking on the door.

Hearing something, Shady quickly tucked his rapier into his scabbard and ordered several similarly clad men to follow.

"Demons?" Shady said, his voice full of suspicion. "Ridiculous. Hell, how do you even know what is going on behind this door?" Withdrawing the blade, he prepared to duel his former friend.

"Are you daft? Did you not hear that noise?" Prince Lance asked, frowning. Several of his men stepped towards Shady slightly. "Now get me battering rams or the saboteur corps, Captain."

[Shadyrya]

Some of his own men drew blades.

"I have an idea, pathetic excuse for royalty. I duel you for rights to this door."

A cold, hard look entering his eye, he put his blade in the en garde position.

[Dabfia]

Some of his own men drew blades.

"I have an idea, pathetic excuse for royalty. I duel you for rights to this door."

A cold, hard look entering his eye, he put his blade in the en garde position.

*Picks both of them up*
Look do i have to throw you both out a window or can you guys just shut the fuck up and open the damned door
*OOC: robot arms rock*

[Shadyrya]

<OOC> Throwing us would be godmodding. Which is especially annoying, coming from the OP.

Simply going limp, he fell from the man's grasp.

"Let us duel," Shady said.

<OOC> 'Let us duel,' Shadyrya said.

[Dabfia]

<OOC> Throwing us would be godmodding. Which is especially annoying, coming from the OP.

Simply going limp, he fell from the man's grasp.

"Let us duel," Shady said.

<OOC> 'Let us duel,' Shadyrya said.

*OOC: well fine then*
*Dabfia just decides to watch them duel amused*

[Lancearc]

Meanwhile, several explosions erupted behind the prince. "Well it looks like the saboteurs are here anyway. We won't be getting through this door any time soon anyway, were going through the walls."

[Dabfia]

Meanwhile, several explosions erupted behind the prince. "Well it looks like the saboteurs are here anyway. We won't be getting through this door any time soon anyway, were going through the walls."

So you guys are going through the walls.
This should be interesting

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Meanwhile, several explosions erupted behind the prince. "Well it looks like the saboteurs are here anyway. We won't be getting through this door any time soon anyway, were going through the walls."

So you guys are going through the walls.
This should be interesting

it wont open! so dont even try!

[Dabfia]

So you guys are going through the walls.
This should be interesting

it wont open! so dont even try!

Tsuyoi shush i want to see them fail

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

it wont open! so dont even try!

Tsuyoi shush i want to see them fail

"goes up into me and dabfia's apartment and come back down with a Grenade Launcher and fires"
DIE!DOOR!DIE!

[Dabfia]

Tsuyoi shush i want to see them fail

"goes up into me and dabfia's apartment and come back down with a Grenade Launcher and fires"
DIE!DOOR!DIE!

Give me that *Takes grenade launcher and give her a fusion rocket*
Your doing it wrong use that
*left Arm falls off*
Damn robot parts! fuck you guys now know...
*picks it up*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"goes up into me and dabfia's apartment and come back down with a Grenade Launcher and fires"
DIE!DOOR!DIE!

Give me that *Takes grenade launcher and give her a fusion rocket*
Your doing it wrong use that
*left Arm falls off*
Damn robot parts! fuck you guys now know...
*picks it up*

"fires the rocket at the door"

[Dabfia]

Give me that *Takes grenade launcher and give her a fusion rocket*
Your doing it wrong use that
*left Arm falls off*
Damn robot parts! fuck you guys now know...
*picks it up*

"fires the rocket at the door"

Stupid robot arms i hate NVE for ripping off my real ones
*Firing at door*

[Bone Fort]

Meanwhile, several explosions erupted behind the prince. "Well it looks like the saboteurs are here anyway. We won't be getting through this door any time soon anyway, were going through the walls."

Explosions rocked the room. Totenkopf got up.

"I'm on it."

He went to the main door and stepped outside, shutting it behind him. He looked at the Prince.

"Hey, eselhengst! The hell do you want?"

[Lancearc]

Meanwhile, several explosions erupted behind the prince. "Well it looks like the saboteurs are here anyway. We won't be getting through this door any time soon anyway, were going through the walls."

Explosions rocked the room. Totenkopf got up.

"I'm on it."

He went to the main door and stepped outside, shutting it behind him. He looked at the Prince.

"Hey, eselhengst! The hell do you want?"

"We have reason ti believe that a demonic creature is within. It must be cleared out or killed."

[Bone Fort]

"We have reason ti believe that a demonic creature is within. It must be cleared out or killed."

"Demon? Like the one right behind you?"