Personification Life

[Monfrox]

"You have five seconds before I shove my hand so far up you [censored] that it will come out the top of your skull." She replied with the most sadistic expression on her face.

then come and get me!"blows a hole in the roof and jumps up in it"
well arent you coming? scarred cat coward!

Monfrox let go of her insanity as Tsuyoi had just done exactly what she had been asked. She had gone outside with the fight, leaving Monfrox's work done. She sighed in relief and retired to her room. Where she flopped down in the chair and finished piecing the rifle together. It was a beauty; An electrically operated magnetic anti material rifle. Being as how it operated, she could fire anything that was made of metal, including arrows, which was great for silenced missions. She sat on the bed and gave Van a kick. "Like my toy?" She asked playfully.

[Dabfia]

*Pulls out Katana*
Feelin' lucky punk?

"Ah, the famed katana, a subpar weapon for fighting true Roman blood. It holds no advantages over the gladius for formation fighting, and the real warriors are those that fight in the formation."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"

Totenkopf emerges from the shadow, an M202 FLASH slung across his back.

"And to you, sir, a bullet would do naught but scuff the finest Hibernian cobalt and Roman iron!"

Exactly my Katana is so awesome and it beats a gladius

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

then come and get me!"blows a hole in the roof and jumps up in it"
well arent you coming? scarred cat coward!

Monfrox let go of her insanity as Tsuyoi had just done exactly what she had been asked. She had gone outside with the fight, leaving Monfrox's work done. She sighed in relief and retired to her room. Where she flopped down in the chair and finished piecing the rifle together. It was a beauty; An [url]electrically operated magnetic anti material rifle[/url]. Being as how it operated, she could fire anything that was made of metal, including arrows, which was great for silenced missions. She sat on the bed and gave Van a kick. "Like my toy?" She asked playfully.

wow......................................................geez"comes back in"

[The BranRiech]

*Walks upstairs*

"Now now everyone, you all have some nice weapons. But none of you have a Chainsaw that lights you on fire when it slashes you."

[Dabfia]

*Walks upstairs*

"Now now everyone, you all have some nice weapons. But none of you have a Chainsaw that lights you on fire when it slashes you."

Bitch please

[The BranRiech]

*Walks upstairs*

"Now now everyone, you all have some nice weapons. But none of you have a Chainsaw that lights you on fire when it slashes you."

Bitch please

"Bitch thank you"

[Dabfia]

Bitch please

"Bitch thank you"

I just solved our problem:

this beats both

[The BranRiech]

"Bitch thank you"

I just solved our problem:

this beats both

"We're patenting that!"

[Lancearc]

*Pulls out Katana*
Feelin' lucky punk?

"Ah, the famed katana, a subpar weapon for fighting true Roman blood. It holds no advantages over the gladius for formation fighting, and the real warriors are those that fight in the formation."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"

Totenkopf emerges from the shadow, an M202 FLASH slung across his back.

"And to you, sir, a bullet would do naught but scuff the finest Hibernian cobalt and Roman iron!"

The crown prince turned lazily in his throne. "Indeed. Say, fine warrior, I would ask of you, what as you on becoming a member of the royal guard? With noble stature of course, as I feel you are not a common soldier. Of course this isn't a question, who would turn down the chance to serve the Holy and Omnipotent Crown Prince?"

[Dabfia]

I just solved our problem:

(Image)

this beats both

"We're patenting that!"

I already did

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*eats homeless guy and takes AK-47*

>:D just as i planned *Hits button and AK explodes*

"ASSTARD!"

*Pulls out Katana*
Feelin' lucky punk?

"Ah, the famed katana, a subpar weapon for fighting true Roman blood. It holds no advantages over the gladius for formation fighting, and the real warriors are those that fight in the formation."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"

Totenkopf emerges from the shadow, an M202 FLASH slung across his back.

"And to you, sir, a bullet would do naught but scuff the finest Hibernian cobalt and Roman iron!"

*takes DEATH-RAY-O-MAT out of closet*
"This will burn through your armor Asstard."

[Dabfia]

>:D just as i planned *Hits button and AK explodes*

"ASSTARD!"

"Ah, the famed katana, a subpar weapon for fighting true Roman blood. It holds no advantages over the gladius for formation fighting, and the real warriors are those that fight in the formation."

"And to you, sir, a bullet would do naught but scuff the finest Hibernian cobalt and Roman iron!"

*takes DEATH-RAY-O-MAT out of closet*
"This will burn through your armor Asstard."

Bitch please

[Dabfia]

*Dabfia accidently sets of his bomb's in his storage room*
I hope the building doesn't collapse

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"ASSTARD!"

*takes DEATH-RAY-O-MAT out of closet*
"This will burn through your armor Asstard."

Bitch please

"Asstard! I counter with this!"
*pulls out Rocket Propelled Chainsaw*

[Dabfia]

Bitch please

"Asstard! I counter with this!"
*pulls out Rocket Propelled Chainsaw*

PFFFT

[Monfrox]

"Asstard! I counter with this!"
*pulls out Rocket Propelled Chainsaw*

PFFFT

OOC: This isn't the Meanwhile thread, cut it out and get back in the IC.

[Dabfia]

*Dabfia is killing the crocodile that got in the apartment complex*
I hate crocodiles

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Asstard! I counter with this!"
*pulls out Rocket Propelled Chainsaw*

PFFFT

*hits red button on remote*
"BEHOLD!"
*turns on the news*

[Dabfia]

PFFFT

(Image)

*hits red button on remote*
"BEHOLD!"
*turns on the news*

Why did you hit the red button!? do you know whats gonna happen now *divides by zero* hahahahahaha
SCIENCE!

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*hits red button on remote*
"BEHOLD!"
*turns on the news*

Why did you hit the red button!? do you know whats gonna happen now *divides by zero* hahahahahaha
SCIENCE!

*a whale and a pot of flowers fall past the window from a great height*
"Douglas Adams happened."

[Monfrox]

Seeing that Van had slept his way through the entire day, it didn't surprise that she didn't wake him. So, she set her new beloved rifle under her bed and crawled under the sheets. It was particularly hot today, so she removed her black, somewhat loose spandex shorts and socks, and hazard her top as well. The hair pins came out and her hair was let down onto the rest of the bed, along with her skull accessory. She kept wrapped up comfortably in the sheet alone while undressing and was about to fall asleep, but not before making sure her clothes were hidden in case anyone tried to sneak in and take them. Once that was done, she dozed off completely and started breathing lightly in content.

[The BranRiech]

It was early in the morning, Bran couldn't get to sleep with the sound of people trying to kill each other upstairs. He was browsing the web when he came across a Do-It-yourself Gauss shotgun for sale, he quickly bought it using one of his cans of Golden beans. After his quick buy, he settled in for a long night in Cherno as his character had two broken legs and no food left . . .

[Malshan]

Van woke slowly, checking his visual implants for the time. "Geez...self-diagnostics took longer than I thought they would." He stretched as he uncurled, standing up from his place on the rug. Van walked into the mini-kitchen thing that the apartment possessed and began grabbing ingredients for a (really) late breakfast. Soon, eggs were bubbling on the stove as he fried them along with some bacon and bread.

Once everything was done, Van sat down on the windowsill and looked out over the city while he ate, drinking from a mug of tea. The tea was a special blend, made specifically for lupine sapiens to supply the additional nutrients and minerals required for a healthy physique. All in all, it tasted like it sounded...like rocks.

[Monfrox]

The smell of food caused Monfrox's nose to twitch and sniff. She didn't eat at all yesterday, surprisingly, but she was conditioned to go without food for days on end so that she could spend as much time as she could on the surface. She sat up and grabbed for her clothes, still groggy, and put on her top and shorts. She stumbled over to Van while rubbing her eyes. "So, what are you doing up?" She asked, grabbing a can of Tourist's Breakfast: Military rations in a tin can, one wonders if it has already gone beyond it's expiration date.

She yawned as she also grabbed a Diet Sausage and some vodka to wash it down with. Diet sausage is made from a mix of chicken and soy. The "diet" sausage was often, for lack of other options, her breakfast, lunch and dinner in one. Her breakfast wasn't the greatest tasting, but that's what he vodka was for. An extremely popular drink in the Zone, it removes radiation and smooths the rough edges of her life on the surface, as well as underground. She slowly munched on the food and took sips from the bottle.

[Malshan]

Van shrugged. "Not much, just eating breakfast." He continued to munch on the fried bread and eggs, having eaten the bacon first. "So what has happened so far today? I missed something, I think. Otherwise, this place wouldn't smell of gunpowder."