Personification Life

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"I barely tolerate this form, so fragile and weak. That hat really suits you Gretta. Tell me, how skilled are you at surgury?" Arthur asked.

"Rather skilled," Gretta replied, blushing at the complement about her hat. "I attended the Harvard School of Medicine and specialize in thoracic and internal medicine... among other things. Trust me, I can absolutely relate to having to wear such a fragile and weak form. Needs must, as they say."

Swith shook her head, glad that the two raptors weren't going to kill each other, and then she went downstairs to find Bran.

"Impressive! Then you can help cut the damn Interchanger out of my stomach before it gives me heavy metal poisoning or I wake up worse than human. Where are you staying?" Arthur asked.

[Western Borderlands]

he managed to dodge all but 5 of the shadow balls

"gullgh" he said as he chocked out more liquid

shadow drake then slams her into a brick wall and hits her with a manhole cover
then he threw an aura needle at her.

*Evil Vaid coughs up blood 2 and then wipes her mouth*
Dammit! *the words came out sounding like 'gamtt'*

"wanna give up or continue?" shadow drake said as he readied the manhole cover

[Dabfia]

Alright *walks towards a door labled 'DFD12'*

*follows*

*Dabfia walks into a Black hawk helicopter looking ship only without rotors and a tail that are replaced with nuclear powered rockets*

[Swith Witherward]

"Heya Bran," Swith greeted him as she walked into the kitchen. "Are we making waf-"

She paused and looked at Beelzebub. "Well! Really? And cooking? You still owe me $20 and the souls of two priests." Her smile nearly took her ears.

"Hey Swith, Beezlebub wanted to try a Waffle so I'm making him one. Speaking of witch, it should be ready about now."

Bran opened the machine and scraped out the Waffle inside, he grabbed a plate and slid the Breakfast treat onto it . . .

"You're going to get a reputation as a waffle god if you keep this up, Bran," Swith said, kissing his cheek and pouring herself a cup of coffee."

[Giovenith]

"Fffffffffffine!" He typed in the code, and the fence de-electrified, releasing the orphans.

---

"It was a special salt of my design," explained Beelzebub. "That make your food in any will you wish. A feast can feel like little more than a crumb or vice versa, and the finest of any food can be made to taste like dirt, or vice versa."

[Dabfia]

*Evil Vaid coughs up blood 2 and then wipes her mouth*
Dammit! *the words came out sounding like 'gamtt'*

"wanna give up or continue?" shadow drake said as he readied the manhole cover

*Evil Vaid pulls out a metal baseball bat with a nail sticking through it*
your choice. *readies the baseball bat*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"Heya Bran," Swith greeted him as she walked into the kitchen. "Are we making waf-"

She paused and looked at Beelzebub. "Well! Really? And cooking? You still owe me $20 and the souls of two priests." Her smile nearly took her ears.

"looks at swith and points"now that's just freaky.Your mouth is big enough to eat me in one bite!

[Germanic Templars]

*follows*

*Dabfia walks into a Black hawk helicopter looking ship only without rotors and a tail that are replaced with nuclear powered rockets*

"This looks rather small." *Thriller said while rubbing his head*

[Monfrox]

The Demon stepped back and sighed. "Great. Now you got me all worked up. I hope you're happy." She spat.

[Dabfia]

*Dabfia walks into a Black hawk helicopter looking ship only without rotors and a tail that are replaced with nuclear powered rockets*

"This looks rather small." *Thriller said while rubbing his head*

It can expand *presses a button and the roof raises from 6 ft to 12 ft*

[Western Borderlands]

"wanna give up or continue?" shadow drake said as he readied the manhole cover

*Evil Vaid pulls out a metal baseball bat with a nail sticking through it*
your choice. *readies the baseball bat*

"okay." he then threw the manhole cover at evil vaid and kicked her in the chin
then he slammed her with a brick behind her head.

[Dabfia]

*Evil Vaid pulls out a metal baseball bat with a nail sticking through it*
your choice. *readies the baseball bat*

"okay." he then threw the manhole cover at evil vaid and kicked her in the chin
then he slammed her with a brick behind her head.

*Evil Vaid hits him in the head with the spiked side of the bat knees him in the gut and kicks him in the groin*

[The BranRiech]

"It was a special salt of my design," explained Beelzebub. "That make your food in any will you wish. A feast can feel like little more than a crumb or vice versa, and the finest of any food can be made to taste like dirt, or vice versa."

"You're going to get a reputation as a waffle god if you keep this up, Bran," Swith said, kissing his cheek and pouring herself a cup of coffee."

Bran handed the plate to the strange Demon.

"Why'd you have me mix it in?

He turned over to Swith.

. . . Heh, I'm not a Waffle god . . . i'm the Waffle god!"

[Western Borderlands]

"okay." he then threw the manhole cover at evil vaid and kicked her in the chin
then he slammed her with a brick behind her head.

*Evil Vaid hits him in the head with the spiked side of the bat knees him in the gut and kicks him in the groin*

"fuuuck" shadow drake said before slamming the brock into her temple.

[Swith Witherward]

"Fffffffffffine!" He typed in the code, and the fence de-electrified, releasing the orphans.

---

"It was a special salt of my design," explained Beelzebub. "That make your food in any will you wish. A feast can feel like little more than a crumb or vice versa, and the finest of any food can be made to taste like dirt, or vice versa."

"Hmm," said Swith and then gave Beelzebub a squishy hug in greeting. "I forgot how warm you are. Mmmmm. Anyway," she said, pulling away again, "I'm very fond of some of these people, so please don't harm them (too much). Coffee?" She poured out a cup for him.

"Bran, you are the reigning waffle god, long may you live!"

[Dabfia]

*Evil Vaid hits him in the head with the spiked side of the bat knees him in the gut and kicks him in the groin*

"fuuuck" shadow drake said before slamming the brock into her temple.

*Her temporary blindness extends*
Die.
*Evil Vaid snaps his neck*

[Giovenith]

Belphegor stuck his tongue out at her.

----

"Because dear Bran, now it means that you can control your food on a much larger scale. Go on, when you're done with the waffles, give them to someone and get... creative, and- What are you doing?" he turned to Swith.

[Western Borderlands]

"fuuuck" shadow drake said before slamming the brock into her temple.

*Her temporary blindness extends*
Die.
*Evil Vaid snaps his neck*

"eh.....no" shadow drake said as he created a smokescreen.

[Dabfia]

*Her temporary blindness extends*
Die.
*Evil Vaid snaps his neck*

"eh.....no" shadow drake said as he created a smokescreen.

Won't work i'm blind and i can sense you dumbass

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"It was a special salt of my design," explained Beelzebub. "That make your food in any will you wish. A feast can feel like little more than a crumb or vice versa, and the finest of any food can be made to taste like dirt, or vice versa."

"You're going to get a reputation as a waffle god if you keep this up, Bran," Swith said, kissing his cheek and pouring herself a cup of coffee."

Bran handed the plate to the strange Demon.

"Why'd you have me mix it in?

He turned over to Swith.

. . . Heh, I'm not a Waffle god . . . i'm the Waffle god!"

nope this guy is the waffle god"shows them a photo" but i ate him.

[Western Borderlands]

"eh.....no" shadow drake said as he created a smokescreen.

Won't work i'm blind and i can sense you dumbass

"not any ordinary smokescreen"
then screams came from the smoke

[Germanic Templars]

"This looks rather small." *Thriller said while rubbing his head*

It can expand *presses a button and the roof raises from 6 ft to 12 ft*

"Glad to see the adjustments, now lets rock outta here."

*Meanwhile, Aleki gets up from the wall and makes his way downstairs to the kitchen*

[Swith Witherward]

Belphegor stuck his tongue out at her.

----

"Because dear Bran, now it means that you can control your food on a much larger scale. Go on, when you're done with the waffles, give them to someone and get... creative, and- What are you doing?" he turned to Swith.

"What do you mean 'what are you doing?'... you're not still mad at me about the furniture, are you?" Swith said a bit irritably. She tasted the waffle... just to be certain it was as he claimed. "Homephly" she said with a mouthful of waffle, "you are fo irrefhating."

[Dabfia]

Won't work i'm blind and i can sense you dumbass

"not any ordinary smokescreen"
then screams came from the smoke

What the...

[The BranRiech]

"Because dear Bran, now it means that you can control your food on a much larger scale. Go on, when you're done with the waffles, give them to someone and get... creative, and- What are you doing?" he turned to Swith.

"Thanks I guess, and the whole 'Dear' thing is kind of akward . . "

"Bran, you are the reigning waffle god, long may you live!"

"Aww, you're too kind . . ."