Personification Life

[Dabfia]

*Evil dab looks back at him coldly and then grins slightly*
Figures you'd play a deception trick like this. like the raptorception trick earlier in this thread.

OOC: i can still beat you with my sling you fourth-wall-breaking bitch

"heh...but seriously why did you plant that bomb?"

(OOC: Bitch please)
Thats classified

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

okay!"follows behide the robot"

"Why yes, I do happen to be . . . Me"

Bran turned around. "I remember you, that little guy fro Hell right?"

"Indeed I am. I am the Lord of the Flies, Beelzebub... and my powers tell me that you are rather skilled in... cooking." he said, and nodded to the robot and Tsuyoi as they arrived.

cooking? i sing alot more then i cook and the only time i ever cook is when i was living with the oringal monfrox.hey you know in my world their's a female version of you

[Western Borderlands]

OOC: i can still beat you with my sling you fourth-wall-breaking bitch

"heh...but seriously why did you plant that bomb?"

(OOC: Bitch please)
Thats classified

OOC: you wanna go?
"fuck your classified"

[Dabfia]

*Meanwhile on the space station*

"Don't shoot, i'm friend of Dab."

*puts the fusion rocket down* oh we thought you were one of those crazy hippies in the mech suits. *opens the door for thriller*
*meanwhile Dab shoots the tire of the EDF jeep and watches it crash then stops the motorcycle and gets off walking towards the wreck*

[Dabfia]

(OOC: Bitch please)
Thats classified

OOC: you wanna go?
"fuck your classified"

(OOC: its gonna end up like last time you getting hit with a waffle)
*Disapears*

[Giovenith]

"It was taped to your foot when you woke up the next morning Smart one. Don't you remember?"

"I'M STILL A LITTLE DRUNK!" Arthur replied.

Beelzebub squinted, paused, then continued. "I am the demon of Gluttony, which is admittedly a rather difficult sin to work with sometimes. The kind of people I need to help me with my job are those who now how work with the art of food and culinary, who can easily channel my power for Hellish deeds."

"I ALWAYS KNEW THAT GORDON RAMSAY AND PAULA DEEN WORKS FOR YOU!" Arthur shouted.

"Yes, and Julia Child as well..." remarked Beelzebub, who then proceeded to gently push Bran along to the kitchen. "Come along my child, there is no need to worry. I am not the violent type, and believe me when I say that you shall benefit more from this than even I..."

[Western Borderlands]

OOC: you wanna go?
"fuck your classified"

(OOC: its gonna end up like last time you getting hit with a waffle)
*Disapears*

OOC: lolno
"okay dumbass get up"

"owww there's a knife in my leg"

"the fuck happened?"

[Dabfia]

(OOC: its gonna end up like last time you getting hit with a waffle)
*Disapears*

OOC: lolno
"okay dumbass get up"

"owww there's a knife in my leg"

"the fuck happened?"

*Evil Vaid appears out of nowhere and takes the knife out*
So thats were my knife went

[Western Borderlands]

OOC: lolno
"okay dumbass get up"

"owww there's a knife in my leg"

"the fuck happened?"

*Evil Vaid appears out of nowhere and takes the knife out*
So thats were my knife went

"your knife!?" shadow drake said as he delivered an uppercut to evil vaid.

[Dabfia]

*Evil Vaid appears out of nowhere and takes the knife out*
So thats were my knife went

"your kinfe!?" shadow drake said as he delivered an uppercut to evil vaid.

*Evil Vaid gets up dusts off and cracks her knuckles and her neck*
Big mistake buddy *Kicks shadow drake in the gut uppercuts him slams his head into a wall and elbows him in the back of the head*

[Monfrox]

The Demon held her limbs up to Belphegor's neck. "Enter the code like he says." She purred evilly.

"N. O. NO!"

"Do it or I'll rape you in your sleep!"

"And then I'll give you the only brand of torture I can. Don't tempt me." The Demon sneered.

[Western Borderlands]

"your kinfe!?" shadow drake said as he delivered an uppercut to evil vaid.

*Evil Vaid gets up dusts off and cracks her knuckles and her neck*
Big mistake buddy *Kicks shadow drake in the gut uppercuts him slams his head into a wall and elbows him in the back of the head*

"hahaha no"
shadow drake jabs evil bvaid then slams her into a piece of blunt metal then throws across the room

OOC: yay another fight.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"I'M STILL A LITTLE DRUNK!" Arthur replied.

"I ALWAYS KNEW THAT GORDON RAMSAY AND PAULA DEEN WORKS FOR YOU!" Arthur shouted.

"Yes, and Julia Child as well..." remarked Beelzebub, who then proceeded to gently push Bran along to the kitchen. "Come along my child, there is no need to worry. I am not the violent type, and believe me when I say that you shall benefit more from this than even I..."

so beelzebub,why are you down here?

[Dabfia]

*Evil Vaid gets up dusts off and cracks her knuckles and her neck*
Big mistake buddy *Kicks shadow drake in the gut uppercuts him slams his head into a wall and elbows him in the back of the head*

"hahaha no"
shadow drake jabs evil bvaid then slams her into a piece of blunt metal then throws across the room

OOC: yay another fight.

(OOC: YAY)

Hahahaha yes.

*Evil Vaid gets up wipes a bit of blood from her mouth and fires 2 fireballs at shadow drake then while he's dodging and slams him into the ground and kicks him in the face and slams a fireball in his face and then slams a shadowball into his face then grabs him by the neck picks him up and throws him out of a window and then jumps out of the window and slams him down on the pavement*
(OOC: now that was an epic moment right there)

[The BranRiech]

"Yes, and Julia Child as well..." remarked Beelzebub, who then proceeded to gently push Bran along to the kitchen. "Come along my child, there is no need to worry. I am not the violent type, and believe me when I say that you shall benefit more from this than even I..."

Bran was obviously uncomfortable but decided to hear the guy out. "Uhm alright, I'm guessing you need a new cook?"

[Western Borderlands]

"hahaha no"
shadow drake jabs evil bvaid then slams her into a piece of blunt metal then throws across the room

OOC: yay another fight.

(OOC: YAY)

Hahahaha yes.

*Evil Vaid gets up wipes a bit of blood from her mouth and fires 2 fireballs at shadow drake then while he's dodging and slams him into the ground and kicks him in the face and slams a fireball in his face and then slams a shadowball into his face then grabs him by the neck picks him up and throws him out of a window and then jumps out of the window and slams him down on the pavement*
(OOC: now that was an epic moment right there)

OOC: oh wait theres more
shadow drake got up...smiling then he slammed evil vaid with a shadowball to the gut
then he stood up and threw evil vaid through a wall. then he uppercuts evil vaid again

drake got up

"well...its not all bad...atleast the lamb chops are cooked..."

[Dabfia]

(OOC: YAY)

Hahahaha yes.

*Evil Vaid gets up wipes a bit of blood from her mouth and fires 2 fireballs at shadow drake then while he's dodging and slams him into the ground and kicks him in the face and slams a fireball in his face and then slams a shadowball into his face then grabs him by the neck picks him up and throws him out of a window and then jumps out of the window and slams him down on the pavement*
(OOC: now that was an epic moment right there)

OOC: oh wait theres more
shadow drake got up...smiling then he slammed evil vaid with a shadowball to the gut
then he stood up and threw evil vaid through a wall. then he uppercuts evil vaid again

drake got up

"well...its not all bad...atleast the lamb chops are cooked..."

*Evil Vaid grabs him by the neck again and throws him across the street through that building and onto the middle of the street and then she runs inhumanely fast through the building and slams 4 shadowballs onto shadow drakes face*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"Yes, and Julia Child as well..." remarked Beelzebub, who then proceeded to gently push Bran along to the kitchen. "Come along my child, there is no need to worry. I am not the violent type, and believe me when I say that you shall benefit more from this than even I..."

Bran was obviously uncomfortable but decided to hear the guy out. "Uhm alright, I'm guessing you need a new cook?"

HA! YOUR TRAPPED AS BEELZEBUB'S COOK! AHAHAHA!

[Western Borderlands]

OOC: oh wait theres more
shadow drake got up...smiling then he slammed evil vaid with a shadowball to the gut
then he stood up and threw evil vaid through a wall. then he uppercuts evil vaid again

drake got up

"well...its not all bad...atleast the lamb chops are cooked..."

*Evil Vaid grabs him by the neck again and throws him across the street through that building and onto the middle of the street and then she runs inhumanely fast through the building and slams 4 shadowballs onto shadow drakes face*

shadow drake stabs evil vaid with an aura needle then slams her face into a metal pole

drake hid in the shadows while this was happening.

[Dabfia]

*Evil Vaid grabs him by the neck again and throws him across the street through that building and onto the middle of the street and then she runs inhumanely fast through the building and slams 4 shadowballs onto shadow drakes face*

shadow drake stabs evil vaid with an aura needle then slams her face into a metal pole

drake hid in the shadows while this was happening.

*Evil Vaid grabs shadow drake and slams him into the pavement repeatedly and then throws him through a metal pole and into a school bus*

[Swith Witherward]

"Mmmhmm, just Vicodin," Naomi replied and helped him to his feet. "The last thing I remember clearly before the minotaur wrestling match was you talking about Thriller taking over the universe and uniting all the people. I don't remember much else except placing bets with the demon. I expect Totenkopf is somewhere with minotaur slap marks all over his back. I suspect we don't actually have to eat or drink anything during these Zalgofests and we'd still be affected." She shrugged.


Gretchen smiled back at NVE. "How do you do? Please, call me Gretta," she said. "When you said that you were a raptor, I do hope you meant Velociraptor. Are you from Palo Alto as well?

"Velociraptor antirrhopus, from Costa Rica. That is a nice name Gretta. Would you care to help me get back in my rightful body?" Arthur asked.

Gretta's eyes widened into a smile. "Of course I will," she nodded. "I really can't see how you could stand being trapped in that horribly mammalian body!"

It was about that time that Swith finally managed to untangle herself from her shirt and pull it on properly. "Ah, I see you've met," she said as she stepped into the apartment and threw her party outfit, bra and panties into the laundry portal. She pulled out a comfy pair of combat boots and slipped them on. "Arthur, how do you like my surprise?"

"Swith rescued me after I was recaptured by the filthy vermin who created me," Gretta explained. "I fear I was bound for whatever fate they had in store for me. Pity. I lost my lab, all of my inventions, and my wardrobe." She looked down at her naked form and snorted loudly. "Please do excuse my uncivilized appearance.

Swith rolled her eyes and whipped a ...

... out of the portal, dropping it on her head. "Better?"

"Much," Gretta approved.

[Western Borderlands]

shadow drake stabs evil vaid with an aura needle then slams her face into a metal pole

drake hid in the shadows while this was happening.

*Evil Vaid grabs shadow drake and slams him into the pavement repeatedly and then throws him through a metal pole and into a school bus*

shadow drake glides and tackles evil vaid in the process busting a school bus door.
he then punched her about...7 times then stabbed her again

"can you two stop the pissing contest?" drake said in an annoyed tone.

[Dabfia]

*Evil Vaid grabs shadow drake and slams him into the pavement repeatedly and then throws him through a metal pole and into a school bus*

shadow drake glides and tackles evil vaid in the process busting a school bus door.
he then punched her about...7 times then stabbed her again

"can you two stop the pissing contest?" drake said in an annoyed tone.

*evil Vaid shoots 400 fireballs at drake then pushes Shadow drake off and slams 30 shadowballs onto shadow drakes face*

[Western Borderlands]

shadow drake glides and tackles evil vaid in the process busting a school bus door.
he then punched her about...7 times then stabbed her again

"can you two stop the pissing contest?" drake said in an annoyed tone.

*Vaid shoots 400 fireballs at drake then pushes Shadow drake off and slams 30 shadowballs onto shadow drakes face*

"now thats not nice...you hurt my feelings" shadow drake mocked
then shadow drake smashed evil vaid into a ferrari and smashed her face to the glass

[Dabfia]

*Vaid shoots 400 fireballs at drake then pushes Shadow drake off and slams 30 shadowballs onto shadow drakes face*

"now thats not nice...you hurt my feelings" shadow drake mocked
then shadow drake smashed evil vaid into a ferrari and smashed her face to the glass

*Evil vaid kicks him in the nuts and pulls peices of glass off of her face*
Last chance to give up before i actually start to get serious about this.