Personification Life

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:01 pm

Strykla wrote:"Aha! Only the cowardly would use firearms. The most ranged weapon I could bring myself to utilize is the pilum; failing that, a triarii spear, then a gladius, then my own two hands."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"

Totenkopf emerges from the shadow, an M202 FLASH slung across his back.

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:01 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:"pokes head around the corner"
yesh?

"TAKE IT OUTSIDE!" Monfrox shouted at her.

STOP YELLING ALL FUCKING READY I'M TRYING TO COUNT MY WEAPONS IN HERE THANK YOU! *Slams door shut and puts headphones on*

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:03 pm

Dabfia wrote:
Monfrox wrote:"TAKE IT OUTSIDE!" Monfrox shouted at her.

STOP YELLING ALL FUCKING READY I'M TRYING TO COUNT MY WEAPONS IN HERE THANK YOU! *Slams door shut and puts headphones on*

Monfrox grabbed Bone and tossed him into Dabfia's room. "Get him out of here, please." She asked.

by **Lancearc** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:04 pm

Dabfia wrote:
Strykla wrote:"Aha! Only the cowardly would use firearms. The most ranged weapon I could bring myself to utilize is the pilum; failing that, a triarii spear, then a gladius, then my own two hands."

*Pulls out Katana*
Feelin' lucky punk?

"A slashing weapon would do naught to this warrior's armor."

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:04 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Dabfia wrote:STOP YELLING ALL FUCKING READY I'M TRYING TO COUNT MY WEAPONS IN HERE THANK YOU! *Slams door shut and puts headphones on*

Monfrox grabbed Bone and tossed him into Dabfia's room. "Get him out of here, please." She asked.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT BONES!" Totenkopf shouts as he walks away.

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:05 pm

As Bran came to, he noticed that another Gas masked individual was tossed into the room with him.

Bran asked groggily "Who er you?"

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:06 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:"pokes head around the corner"
yesh?

"TAKE IT OUTSIDE!" Monfrox shouted at her.

werent you gonna rip out my ovaries first?

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:07 pm

The BranRiech wrote:As Bran came to, he noticed that another Gas masked individual was tossed into the room with him.

Bran asked groggily "Who er you?"

"YOUR WORST FICKEN NIGHTMARE."

by **Monfrox** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:08 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Monfrox wrote:"TAKE IT OUTSIDE!" Monfrox shouted at her.

werent you gonna rip out my ovaries first?

"You have five seconds before I shove my hand so far up you [censored] that it will come out the top of your skull." She replied with the most sadistic expression on her face.

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:09 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:werent you gonna rip out my ovaries first?

"You have five seconds before I shove my hand so far up you [censored] that it will come out the top of your skull." She replied with the most sadistic expression on her face.

*Looks at monfrox with disgust on his face*
That girl ain't fuckin' right

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:09 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Dabfia wrote:STOP YELLING ALL FUCKING READY I'M TRYING TO COUNT MY WEAPONS IN HERE THANK YOU! *Slams door shut and puts headphones on*

Monfrox grabbed Bone and tossed him into Dabfia's room. "Get him out of here, please." She asked.

*Stands totenkopf up* here *hands fusion rocket and ammo for it* now go stop the damn fight already

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:10 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:werent you gonna rip out my ovaries first?

"You have five seconds before I shove my hand so far up you [censored] that it will come out the top of your skull." She replied with the most sadistic expression on her face.

then come and get me!"blows a hole in the roof and jumps up in it"
well arent you coming? scarred cat coward!

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:10 pm

Bone Fort wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:As Bran came to, he noticed that another Gas masked individual was tossed into the room with him.

Bran asked groggily "Who er you?"

"YOUR WORST FICKEN NIGHTMARE."

"I'll be yer worst nightmare if ya don't leave me alone damnit!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find someplace quiet to assemble my extensive collection of rusty AKs that I found in Sedaristan!"

by **Lancearc** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:11 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:werent you gonna rip out my ovaries first?

"You have five seconds before I shove my hand so far up you [censored] that it will come out the top of your skull." She replied with the most sadistic expression on her face.

"An impressive claim." Prince Lance commented before turning to a servant on his right. "Add Subject Mon as a possible Royal Torture Conductor."

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:13 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:
"YOUR WORST FICKEN NIGHTMARE."

"I'll be yer worst nightmare if ya don't leave me alone damnit!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find someplace quiet to assemble my extensive collection of rusty AKs that I found in Sedaristan!"

"Fine then, have fun.... Is it safe?"

And with that he left, vanishing into the darkness since no one had turned the power back on after Tsuyoi turned it off.

OOC: Ironically, the power is off at my place as well.

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:14 pm

*Dabfia had enough of the people on this floor of the build and moved to the 2nd story*

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:17 pm

"Has anyone seen a moving blob of grey goo that devours everything in its path? My nanobots escaped."

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:17 pm

A few minutes later . . .

*Over P.A. system* "If anyone wants an AK-74, come down to the Fallout shelter. Be prepared to pay in non-perishable food items and gas mask filters. That is all."

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:18 pm

The BranRiech wrote:A few minutes later . . .

*Over P.A. system* "If anyone wants an AK-74, come down to the Fallout shelter. Be prepared to pay in non-perishable food items and gas mask filters. That is all."

YAY i need a new AK-74
*Has 5 canned bean things*

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:21 pm

Dabfia wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:A few minutes later . . .

*Over P.A. system* "If anyone wants an AK-74, come down to the Fallout shelter. Be prepared to pay in non-perishable food items and gas mask filters. That is all."

YAY i need a new AK-74
*Has 5 canned bean things*

"Oh yeah, theres no ammo in it, the firing pin is missing and the stock is home to more than a few Termites. But you alraedy payed, so no refunds."

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:22 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
Dabfia wrote: YAY i need a new AK-74
*Has 5 canned bean things*

"Oh yeah, theres no ammo in it, the firing pin is missing and the stock is home to more than a few Termites. But you alraedy payed, so no refunds."

*Gives to Homeless guy*
We'll see what happens in a few days

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:26 pm

Dabfia wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:
"Oh yeah, theres no ammo in it, the firing pin is missing and the stock is home to more than a few Termites. But you alraedy payed, so no refunds."

*Gives to Homeless guy*
We'll see what happens in a few days

"ahh well, thanks for the beans."

*Over P.A* "attention fellow tenants, there will be a canned bean party in the Fallout shelter this weekend. Anyone who wants to come and doesn't have canned beans, well just bring something else then."

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:26 pm

Dabfia wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:
"Oh yeah, theres no ammo in it, the firing pin is missing and the stock is home to more than a few Termites. But you alraedy payed, so no refunds."

*Gives to Homeless guy*
We'll see what happens in a few days

*eats homeless guy and takes AK-47*

by **Dabfia** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:28 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Dabfia wrote:*Gives to Homeless guy*
We'll see what happens in a few days

*eats homeless guy and takes AK-47*

>:D just as i planned *Hits button and AK explodes*

by **Strykla** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:30 pm

Dabfia wrote:
Strykla wrote:"Aha! Only the cowardly would use firearms. The most ranged weapon I could bring myself to utilize is the pilum; failing that, a triarii spear, then a gladius, then my own two hands."

*Pulls out Katana*
Feelin' lucky punk?

"Ah, the famed katana, a subpar weapon for fighting true Roman blood. It holds no advantages over the gladius for formation fighting, and the real warriors are those that fight in the formation."

Bone Fort wrote:
Strykla wrote:"Aha! Only the cowardly would use firearms. The most ranged weapon I could bring myself to utilize is the pilum; failing that, a triarii spear, then a gladius, then my own two hands."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"

Totenkopf emerges from the shadow, an M202 FLASH slung across his back.

"And to you, sir, a bullet would do naught but scuff the finest Hibernian cobalt and Roman iron!"

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