Personification Life

[Swith Witherward]

"He..." she pointed to Arthur, "He... thought it would be funny, but it wasn't." She cast hurting eyes at Arthur, feeling very much betrayed by what she thought was his practical joke.

"What? I am still a bit drunk Swith. So what you are saying sounds like uncommon nonsense to me. Please don't cry." Arthur said and hugged Naomi.

"I- I'm not Swith, I'm Naomi," she whimpered. "And if you don't believe me, here," she pressed her apartment key into his hand. "Just... just fix it, okay?"

[Germanic Templars]

"He..." she pointed to Arthur, "He... thought it would be funny, but it wasn't." She cast hurting eyes at Arthur, feeling very much betrayed by what she thought was his practical joke.

"What? I am still a bit drunk Swith. So what you are saying sounds like uncommon nonsense to me. Please don't cry." Arthur said and hugged Naomi.

"Umm alright, just please, tell me what happened?" *Aleki replied in an irritated tone*

[Monfrox]

The Demon sat up with her entire face deep red and glared at Asmodues. "How about I express a new and exciting way to kick your ass!" She snarled.

"Wouldn't be as fun, would it?" he said. "I'll take that as a no for making waffles with Bran and I. My my dear, you CAN be neurotic sometimes. I think I'll leave you three alone now to discuss your predicament..."

He headed towards the door, and paused.

"Oh. And one more thing." He reached into his pocket and tossed a tape into User's hand. "You politely asked in a drunken stupor if I could record it. Your welcome."

The User looked at the tape. "Oh.....um...." The Zone and Demon both appeared on either side of her and looked at the tape curiously. The User clutched it. "We...will never.....speak of this........again." "Agreed." They said.

[Dabfia]

*The 25 Mercs run past thriller and Evil Dab who are standing in the halls*
*Shea Puts her teleporter device on standby until further notice and sits it on the bed*

[Germanic Templars]

*The 25 Mercs run past thriller and Evil Dab who are standing in the halls*
*Shea Puts her teleporter device on standby until further notice and sits it on the bed*

* looks down at Evil Dab*

"Umm, what the fuck just happened, and most importantly, did you have anything to do with those mercs?"

[Western Borderlands]

drake stumbled down the hallway

"damn....my head fuggin hurts"

"whatever dumbass"

"shut up"

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"What? I am still a bit drunk Swith. So what you are saying sounds like uncommon nonsense to me. Please don't cry." Arthur said and hugged Naomi.

"I- I'm not Swith, I'm Naomi," she whimpered. "And if you don't believe me, here," she pressed her apartment key into his hand. "Just... just fix it, okay?"

"Let's see what I did. Come Naomi." Arthur said and took the key. "Nikola, are you coming?" he asked. "Of course." Tesla replied.

[Dabfia]

*The 25 Mercs run past thriller and Evil Dab who are standing in the halls*
*Shea Puts her teleporter device on standby until further notice and sits it on the bed*

* looks down at Evil Dab*

"Umm, what the fuck just happened, and most importantly, did you have anything to do with those mercs?"

No they had the words ULTOR on them and i don't asociate with mercs. And maybe they are after something.
*Meanwhile The mercs reach Shea's room and start trying to kick the door down*
Open the door!
Over my dead body!

[Giovenith]

"Wouldn't be as fun, would it?" he said. "I'll take that as a no for making waffles with Bran and I. My my dear, you CAN be neurotic sometimes. I think I'll leave you three alone now to discuss your predicament..."

He headed towards the door, and paused.

"Oh. And one more thing." He reached into his pocket and tossed a tape into User's hand. "You politely asked in a drunken stupor if I could record it. Your welcome."

The User looked at the tape. "Oh.....um...." The Zone and Demon both appeared on either side of her and looked at the tape curiously. The User clutched it. "We...will never.....speak of this........again." "Agreed." They said.

There was an explosion outside.

[Germanic Templars]

* looks down at Evil Dab*

"Umm, what the fuck just happened, and most importantly, did you have anything to do with those mercs?"

No they had the words ULTOR on them and i don't asociate with mercs. And maybe they are after something.
*Meanwhile The mercs reach Shea's room and start trying to kick the door down*
Open the door!
Over my dead body!

Ultor, you say. hmmm.. I remember them, bunch of weaklings is what they were, took a few planets from them outside the Sol system. Too damn easy... Wait a minute.. *Flashbacks*

That Shea girl said she was looking for someone, but didn't tell, said that she would be killed on spot... That makes me wonder. What do you say, lad?"

[Dabfia]

No they had the words ULTOR on them and i don't asociate with mercs. And maybe they are after something.
*Meanwhile The mercs reach Shea's room and start trying to kick the door down*
Open the door!
Over my dead body!

Ultor, you say. hmmm.. I remember them, bunch of weaklings is what they were, took a few planets from them outside the Sol system. Too damn easy... Wait a minute.. *Flashbacks*

That Shea girl said she was looking for someone, but didn't tell, said that she would be killed on spot... That makes me wonder. What do you say, lad?"

Well that was the early days of ultor from what i was told. And lets go find out.

[Monfrox]

The User looked at the tape. "Oh.....um...." The Zone and Demon both appeared on either side of her and looked at the tape curiously. The User clutched it. "We...will never.....speak of this........again." "Agreed." They said.

There was an explosion outside.

The trio peeked their heads outside after wrapping themselves in a blanket. "What." "The." "Fuck."

[Germanic Templars]

Ultor, you say. hmmm.. I remember them, bunch of weaklings is what they were, took a few planets from them outside the Sol system. Too damn easy... Wait a minute.. *Flashbacks*

That Shea girl said she was looking for someone, but didn't tell, said that she would be killed on spot... That makes me wonder. What do you say, lad?"

Well that was the early days of ultor from what i was told. And lets go find out.

"ohh, so they upgraded, 'bout damn time. And lets do that."

[Dabfia]

Well that was the early days of ultor from what i was told. And lets go find out.

"ohh, so they upgraded, 'bout damn time. And lets do that."

Alright *starts walking in the direction the mercs were going*
*Meanwhile*
*the mercs burst the door down and find nothing but an ordinary apartment room with a tunnel leading somewhere and they run into the tunnel*
*meanwhile farther ahead in the tunnel Shea is running holding an assault rifle trying to make it to the teleporter*

[Swith Witherward]

"I- I'm not Swith, I'm Naomi," she whimpered. "And if you don't believe me, here," she pressed her apartment key into his hand. "Just... just fix it, okay?"

"Let's see what I did. Come Naomi." Arthur said and took the key. "Nikola, are you coming?" he asked. "Of course." Tesla replied.

Naomi walked back to her apartment, and pointed to her door. "Zalgofest aftermath," she mumbled and stepped far away from the door, pulling Aleki back with her.

[Germanic Templars]

"ohh, so they upgraded, 'bout damn time. And lets do that."

Alright *starts walking in the direction the mercs were going*
*Meanwhile*
*the mercs burst the door down and find nothing but an ordinary apartment room with a tunnel leading somewhere and they run into the tunnel*
*meanwhile farther ahead in the tunnel Shea is running holding an assault rifle trying to make it to the teleporter*

*Runs in behind the Ultor mercs*

"Hey lads, remember me, the Benevolent Emperor of Germanic Templars?"

*Begins to fire pistol*

[Western Borderlands]

drake walked to the front door

maybe this time steal some lamb chops from the low-tech store

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Let's see what I did. Come Naomi." Arthur said and took the key. "Nikola, are you coming?" he asked. "Of course." Tesla replied.

Naomi walked back to her apartment, and pointed to her door. "Zalgofest aftermath," she mumbled and stepped far away from the door, pulling Aleki back with her.

Arthur put the key in the door and opened it. "Come on Naomi, it can't be that bad................OH BLOODY HELL! I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry." Arthur said surveying the aftermath.

[Dabfia]

Alright *starts walking in the direction the mercs were going*
*Meanwhile*
*the mercs burst the door down and find nothing but an ordinary apartment room with a tunnel leading somewhere and they run into the tunnel*
*meanwhile farther ahead in the tunnel Shea is running holding an assault rifle trying to make it to the teleporter*

*Runs in behind the Ultor mercs*

"Hey lads, remember me, the Benevolent Emperor of Germanic Templars?"

*Begins to fire pistol*

*They hit a button on the wall that shuts thriller behind a 3 ft thick titanium door*
*evil dab runs up behind thriller*
I got this *Breaks through the door and hits a button that opens the door*
*Meanwhile 300 ft ahead* Thriller is back, time for some long awaited revenge *throws a time bomb back where Evil Dab and thriller are and keeps running*
*Meanwhile 20 ft ahead of the mercs Shea is running and shooting at the mercs*

[Germanic Templars]

*Runs in behind the Ultor mercs*

"Hey lads, remember me, the Benevolent Emperor of Germanic Templars?"

*Begins to fire pistol*

*They hit a button on the wall that shuts thriller behind a 3 ft thick titanium door*
*evil dab runs up behind thriller*
I got this *Breaks through the door and hits a button that opens the door*
*Meanwhile 300 ft ahead* Thriller is back, time for some long awaited revenge *throws a time bomb back where Evil Dab and thriller are and keeps running*
*Meanwhile 20 ft ahead of the mercs Shea is running and shooting at the mercs*

*Click* *Click*

"Fuck this, EMPEROR RUSH!!"

*Thriller shouted while sprinting towards the group causing the group to shake a little*

[Swith Witherward]

Swith made another circuit around the lawn, kicked drunken revelers off the lawn and admonishing them to go home. The last of them toddled away, with many calls of "thanks!" and "see you next time!" on the afternoon air. Satisfied, Swith took off her tiara and snuffed the sparklers with her fingertips. "Now that was fun," she chimed and did a little dance up the stairs into the building.


Meanwhile...


"OH YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING MAMMAL!" a voice said and moments later the business end of a Pancor jackhammer swung into view followed by a volley of rounds aimed at Arthur's head. Naomi squealed in the hallway and threw herself to the floor. "Not funny! Not funny NVE!"

[Dabfia]

*They hit a button on the wall that shuts thriller behind a 3 ft thick titanium door*
*evil dab runs up behind thriller*
I got this *Breaks through the door and hits a button that opens the door*
*Meanwhile 300 ft ahead* Thriller is back, time for some long awaited revenge *throws a time bomb back where Evil Dab and thriller are and keeps running*
*Meanwhile 20 ft ahead of the mercs Shea is running and shooting at the mercs*

*Click* *Click*

"Fuck this, EMPEROR RUSH!!"

*Thriller shouted while sprinting towards the group causing the group to shake a little*

*Evil Dab follows close behind thriller*
*The mercs runs in the teleporter after Shea and close it*
*stops in front of the teleporter*
Damn it. alright time to hack the teleporter. Again

[Germanic Templars]

*Click* *Click*

"Fuck this, EMPEROR RUSH!!"

*Thriller shouted while sprinting towards the group causing the group to shake a little*

*Evil Dab follows close behind thriller*
*The mercs runs in the teleporter after Shea and close it*
*stops in front of the teleporter*
Damn it. alright time to hack the teleporter. Again

"Well hurry up, please I still want to crush me some skulls. God, they got new armor and weapons, but they are still the cowards that lack tactics."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Swith made another circuit around the lawn, kicked drunken revelers off the lawn and admonishing them to go home. The last of them toddled away, with many calls of "thanks!" and "see you next time!" on the afternoon air. Satisfied, Swith took off her tiara and snuffed the sparklers with her fingertips. "Now that was fun," she chimed and did a little dance up the stairs into the building.


Meanwhile...


"OH YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING MAMMAL!" a voice said and moments later the business end of a Pancor jackhammer swung into view followed by a volley of rounds aimed at Arthur's head. Naomi squealed in the hallway and threw herself to the floor. "Not funny! Not funny NVE!"

"Agh! What? Who are you?" Arthur said dodgeing the shots.

[Giovenith]

There was an explosion outside.

The trio peeked their heads outside after wrapping themselves in a blanket. "What." "The." "Fuck."

A portion of the yard outside had been transformed into a miniature labor camp, in the fashion of an almost post-apocalyptic steampunk setting. The grass had been stamped out to make way for metal sheets that had been bolted into the ground as support for work benches with desks attached to them. On each desk were twelve ragged, dirty orphan children with metal helmets strapped to their heads with wires attached to the top and all running into a huge machine at the front of the area, which displayed an animation of a Pierrot Clown that saying, "Work is fun! You like to work! Resistance is futile! You like to work! Work is fun..."
Around the whole area was a small, electrified barbed fence that had several impaled teddy bears on them for some reason.

Standing atop the animation machine was Belphegor overlooking the scene and occasionally screaming at a child through a megaphone. "HEY! You over there in the brown! Yeah you, stop doing that little dance! It's STUPID!"

"I'm not dancing, I really, REALLY gotta pee!" squealed an orphan.

"You just had a pee break three hours ago!" yelled Belphegor, "Does Suzy here need to remind you what happens to slackers?!"

Suzy was an orphan with braids who was currently chained upside down from a tree like a pinata and being whipped with wound up towels. By robots.

"GET BACK TO WORK!" snapped Belphegor, and the original orphan got back to soddering whatever the sloth demon had him working on. "Ah, all this hard work is really making me parched," sighed Belphegor, and he happily took a sip from a soda through a crazy-straw.