Personification Life

[The BranRiech]

"I see no problem with that." said Asmodeus with a straight face.

"Whatever floats their boat I guess. Now I need to go and make some Waffles for the crew, want to help?"

[Germanic Templars]

*Turns around*

"I am the Immortal Emperor Thriller, Leader of the Germanic Templars. And yes, I was the 10ft mech laying out in the yard this morning."

*Evil Dab and Dab high five*
*Dab leans over to Zxamia*
*whispering* Next time he's passed out drop a carton of eggs on him like we did this morning

"I heard that, jackass. Now come here so grandpa Thriller can give you a proper ass kicking for disrespecting your elders."

[Swith Witherward]

Naomi thanked the demon she had been betting against and walked slowly up the stairs to the building, counting her money and smiling. "Poor Totenkopf," she mused, "It was brutal but at least I made enough money to cover rent for the next two months."

She tucked the viking hat under her arm and let herself into her apartment. The sound of gunshots, hisses and screams filled the air and Naomi flew out the door. The door slammed behind her and she pressed her back against the opposite wall, breathing heavily. "Oh my Swith," she panted, "what have you done?" She knocked on NVE's door, then Bones & Co, and finally Arthur's... none of the apartments in this part of the hallway seem occupied. She bolted down the stairs.

[Monfrox]

"With what?" The Zone said. She looked down with the rest of the trio at herself and immediately blushed a deep crimson. Their entire faces were red as they noticed they were half naked. They ran back to the bed and jumped under the covers screaming in embarrassment.

[Dabfia]

*Evil Dab and Dab high five*
*Dab leans over to Zxamia*
*whispering* Next time he's passed out drop a carton of eggs on him like we did this morning

"I heard that, jackass. Now come here so grandpa Thriller can give you a proper ass kicking for disrespecting your elders."

HAHA. no *Shoots thriller in the arm with a rail driver and walks off*

[Zxamia]

*Turns around*

"I am the Immortal Emperor Thriller, Leader of the Germanic Templars. And yes, I was the 10ft mech laying out in the yard this morning."

*Evil Dab and Dab high five*
*Dab leans over to Zxamia*
*whispering* Next time he's passed out drop a carton of eggs on him like we did this morning

Zxamia mumbles to himself "thats what I was planning on doing" he then turns and says "well that escalated quickly"

[Dabfia]

*Evil Dab and Dab high five*
*Dab leans over to Zxamia*
*whispering* Next time he's passed out drop a carton of eggs on him like we did this morning

Zxamia mumbles to himself "thats what I was planning on doing" he then turns and says "well that escalated quickly"

Everything does around here

[Germanic Templars]

"I heard that, jackass. Now come here so grandpa Thriller can give you a proper ass kicking for disrespecting your elders."

HAHA. no *Shoots thriller in the arm with a rail driver and walks off*

*round gets stuck in Thrillers armour*

"Really? You should know by now that my upgrades make most bullets obsolete against me. Now then, piss off grandpa, one more time."

[Dabfia]

HAHA. no *Shoots thriller in the arm with a rail driver and walks off*

*round gets stuck in Thrillers armour*

"Really? You should know by now that my upgrades make most bullets obsolete against me. Now then, piss off grandpa, one more time."

Thats not a bullet its an armored explosive nail and *shoots him with a fusion rocket and runs off laughing epically*

[Giovenith]

"I see no problem with that." said Asmodeus with a straight face.

"Whatever floats their boat I guess. Now I need to go and make some Waffles for the crew, want to help?"

"Why I would absolutely-"

"With what?" The Zone said. She looked down with the rest of the trio at herself and immediately blushed a deep crimson. Their entire faces were red as they noticed they were half naked. They ran back to the bed and jumped under the covers screaming in embarrassment.

"Welcome back. Want to help us make waffles?"

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Naomi thanked the demon she had been betting against and walked slowly up the stairs to the building, counting her money and smiling. "Poor Totenkopf," she mused, "It was brutal but at least I made enough money to cover rent for the next two months."

She tucked the viking hat under her arm and let herself into her apartment. The sound of gunshots, hisses and screams filled the air and Naomi flew out the door. The door slammed behind her and she pressed her back against the opposite wall, breathing heavily. "Oh my Swith," she panted, "what have you done?" She knocked on NVE's door, then Bones & Co, and finally Arthur's... none of the apartments in this part of the hallway seem occupied. She bolted down the stairs.

Arthur flew down the stairs in a couch suspended in the air by Tesla coils. With him were Nikola Tesla, Thomas Jefferson, Joan of Arc, Brutus, and Shaka Zulu. "Watch Out!" Arthur exclaimed. the couch picke up speed and was headin towards Swith.

[Monfrox]

"With what?" The Zone said. She looked down with the rest of the trio at herself and immediately blushed a deep crimson. Their entire faces were red as they noticed they were half naked. They ran back to the bed and jumped under the covers screaming in embarrassment.

"Welcome back. Want to help us make waffles?"

"NO!" The three responded in unison. They hugged each other and then suddenly it dawned on them, and the separated. "WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE DOING IN THE SAME BED HALF NAKED!?" They screamed in confusion.

[Swith Witherward]

Naomi thanked the demon she had been betting against and walked slowly up the stairs to the building, counting her money and smiling. "Poor Totenkopf," she mused, "It was brutal but at least I made enough money to cover rent for the next two months."

She tucked the viking hat under her arm and let herself into her apartment. The sound of gunshots, hisses and screams filled the air and Naomi flew out the door. The door slammed behind her and she pressed her back against the opposite wall, breathing heavily. "Oh my Swith," she panted, "what have you done?" She knocked on NVE's door, then Bones & Co, and finally Arthur's... none of the apartments in this part of the hallway seem occupied. She bolted down the stairs.

Arthur flew down the stairs in a couch suspended in the air by Tesla coils. With him were Nikola Tesla, Thomas Jefferson, Joan of Arc, Brutus, and Shaka Zulu. "Watch Out!" Arthur exclaimed. the couch picke up speed and was headin towards Swith.

Naomi skidded to a halt and pointed to Arthur. "YOU! Don't come near me! You may have thought doing that to my kitchen was funny, but I'm on to you and Swith! It wasn't funny. Not at all. You frikken psycho lizard! You're paying for all those pots and pans, too, so don't be all smug and float around like you had nothing to do with it, NVE."

[Giovenith]

"Welcome back. Want to help us make waffles?"

"NO!" The three responded in unison. They hugged each other and then suddenly it dawned on them, and the separated. "WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE DOING IN THE SAME BED HALF NAKED!?" They screamed in confusion.

"Expressing your love for each other in new and exciting ways?" he tried to hide his snickering.

[Germanic Templars]

*round gets stuck in Thrillers armour*

"Really? You should know by now that my upgrades make most bullets obsolete against me. Now then, piss off grandpa, one more time."

Thats not a bullet its an armored explosive nail and *shoots him with a fusion rocket and runs off laughing epically*

*The nail explodes in his arm leaving a black mark in his armor*

"You little bastard!"

* Runs towards the rocket, then jumps over it*

"Now, that, was annoying. However, i'm too tired to pursue that little shit." *Turns round* "Aleki, are you still in the kitchen?"

*From kitchen*

"Yes sir."

[Dabfia]

Thats not a bullet its an armored explosive nail and *shoots him with a fusion rocket and runs off laughing epically*

*The nail explodes in his arm leaving a black mark in his armor*

"You little bastard!"

* Runs towards the rocket, then jumps over it*

"Now, that, was annoying. However, i'm too tired to pursue that little shit." *Turns round* "Aleki, are you still in the kitchen?"

*From kitchen*

"Yes sir."

*Dab walks out from a portal in fron of Thriller and walks back into his room to play COD MW3 again*
Well that was fun lets continue gentlemen *unpauses the game and continues playing*

[Monfrox]

"NO!" The three responded in unison. They hugged each other and then suddenly it dawned on them, and the separated. "WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE DOING IN THE SAME BED HALF NAKED!?" They screamed in confusion.

"Expressing your love for each other in new and exciting ways?" he tried to hide his snickering.

The Demon sat up with her entire face deep red and glared at Asmodues. "How about I express a new and exciting way to kick your ass!" She snarled.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Arthur flew down the stairs in a couch suspended in the air by Tesla coils. With him were Nikola Tesla, Thomas Jefferson, Joan of Arc, Brutus, and Shaka Zulu. "Watch Out!" Arthur exclaimed. the couch picke up speed and was headin towards Swith.

Naomi skidded to a halt and pointed to Arthur. "YOU! Don't come near me! You may have thought doing that to my kitchen was funny, but I'm on to you and Swith! It wasn't funny. Not at all. You frikken psycho lizard! You're paying for all those pots and pans, too, so don't be all smug and float around like you had nothing to do with it, NVE."

"I have no idea what you are talking about." Arthur said and threw a wad of cash into the air. The bills floated down, raining money. "I also have no idea where I got that and why I threw it in the air." He added and jumped off the couch before it hit a wall..

[Swith Witherward]

"I have no idea what you are talking about." Arthur said and threw a wad of cash into the air. The bills floated down, raining money. "I also have no idea where I got that and why I threw it in the air." He added and jumped off the couch before it hit a wall..

Tears formed in Naomi's eyes. "Why are you being so cruel? After I went into your head and tried to save you? And you go popping all over with those time things, turning up seconds later when you'd just been light years away... and there's only one NVE in this house, so your practical joke wasn't funny. You know bullets can hurt me!" Then she did burst into tears, leaning against the wall and sobbing.

[Western Borderlands]

"ughhhh..." drake mumbled as he woke up...


"and damn its past morning..."

[Germanic Templars]

"I have no idea what you are talking about." Arthur said and threw a wad of cash into the air. The bills floated down, raining money. "I also have no idea where I got that and why I threw it in the air." He added and jumped off the couch before it hit a wall..

Tears formed in Naomi's eyes. "Why are you being so cruel? After I went into your head and tried to save you? And you go popping all over with those time things, turning up seconds later when you'd just been light years away... and there's only one NVE in this house, so your practical joke wasn't funny. You know bullets can hurt me!" Then she did burst into tears, leaning against the wall and sobbing.

*Aleki limps in, holding his hand to his head*

"Can't ya'll keep it down, Thriller just gave me meds and i'm not feeling all that good. Now then, what's all the commotion about?"

[Dabfia]

*Two unmarked Dropships land on the roof of the apartment building with a loud thud and 25 Ultor Mercs run out of the drop ships heading down the stairs*
*Shea hears the landing and looks at a hidden camera on the roof and see's the dropships*
Shit. They know i lost the box. just great *runs back to my room shuts the door and locks it and picks up a assault rifle off of the bed*

[Giovenith]

"Expressing your love for each other in new and exciting ways?" he tried to hide his snickering.

The Demon sat up with her entire face deep red and glared at Asmodues. "How about I express a new and exciting way to kick your ass!" She snarled.

"Wouldn't be as fun, would it?" he said. "I'll take that as a no for making waffles with Bran and I. My my dear, you CAN be neurotic sometimes. I think I'll leave you three alone now to discuss your predicament..."

He headed towards the door, and paused.

"Oh. And one more thing." He reached into his pocket and tossed a tape into User's hand. "You politely asked in a drunken stupor if I could record it. Your welcome."

[Swith Witherward]

*Aleki limps in, holding his hand to his head*

"Can't ya'll keep it down, Thriller just gave me meds and i'm not feeling all that good. Now then, what's all the commotion about?"

"He..." she pointed to Arthur, "He... thought it would be funny, but it wasn't." She cast hurting eyes at Arthur, feeling very much betrayed by what she thought was his practical joke.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*Aleki limps in, holding his hand to his head*

"Can't ya'll keep it down, Thriller just gave me meds and i'm not feeling all that good. Now then, what's all the commotion about?"

"He..." she pointed to Arthur, "He... thought it would be funny, but it wasn't." She cast hurting eyes at Arthur, feeling very much betrayed by what she thought was his practical joke.

"What? I am still a bit drunk Swith. So what you are saying sounds like uncommon nonsense to me. Please don't cry." Arthur said and hugged Naomi.