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"carrying a guitar and starts to walk back to my room singing a song"their's a hole inside my body their's a hole in my heart.

Swith popped upstairs to change into her favorite outfit and to load up her coin purse.

Smokey trots around to the front yard with Chan on his back. She found the pony and the cart and generously restocked her pockets. The pony has a half chewed cigar hanging out of his mouth, and Chan is smoking a bowl in her big pipe. SpazKat is perched on the pony's ass trying to look dignified.

"Arthur? Gators? C'mon out boys, let's have some FUN!"

The trio stumbled out into the hallway, barely holding onto each other as they tried to walk down the hallway. They ended up crashing onto the floor eventually, and just laughed at each other.

Monfrox wrote:The trio stumbled out into the hallway, barely holding onto each other as they tried to walk down the hallway. They ended up crashing onto the floor eventually, and just laughed at each other.

"stops playing the guitar and stops singing"
um........what the heck are you three doing!?

Bones runs over.

"Alright, preparations done. Who wants to party?"

Bone Fort wrote:Bones runs over.

"Alright, preparations done. Who wants to party?"

The trio stands up. Even though they were drunk, they were only slightly intoxicated. "Let's do it!" The Zone shouted. "WOOOOO!"

"Me, me!" Chan shouts, laughing as the pony prances and dances and the gators roar from inside somewhere.

Bone Fort wrote:Bones runs over.

"Alright, preparations done. Who wants to party?"

I am!"runs into my room and comes out dressed like a succubus" Hey check me out!

"Then let's do this!"

-------------(Fade to black)

A while later...

Once again, it was one hell of a party and much debauchery and shenanigans had again taken place. There were people of all shapes and sizes, many species and cultures, human, demon, elf and so on, littering the lawn and halls, passed out drunk. Party streamers and confetti everywhere. Many of the windows on the lower floors were broken. The speakers were still playing a song. But as with last time, that was just the tip of the iceberg.

The walls of the lobby were covered in writing and symbols, the insane ramblings of a mad man about some entity called "Zalgo". There was a slip and slide on the stairs from the third floor to ground. The ball room had been converted into a massive ball pen. There were three over-sized pigs rushing about the building, labeled "1" "2" and "4". The inside of the elevator had been coated in aloe vera.

On the front lawn was an massive, comically sized pie. Lying on top of it was Tsuyoi, who had been cosplaying as a succubus.

Sprinting across the lawn was Bran, with a conga line of Branreich Spec Ops troops from page 86 in hot pursuit.

Off to one corner was NVE, who was engaged in a game of limbo with Nikola Tesla, Thomas Jefferson, Joan of Arc, Brutus, and Shaka Zulu.

The Zone, User, and Demon were asleep in a giant bed, wearing nothing but their underwear and in what some rather awkward positions.

Chan is on the roof, reading tarots, drinking camomile tea at sunrise with a leprechaun.

Alexi was not in his right mind and was riding down the stairs on the carcass of Pedobear, who he had apparently killed at some point. Thriller is skipping through the yard like a Holy Grail Templar while succubi follow him and make clopping noises with coconuts.

Herr Doktor was wearing a sombrero, passed out on top of a large pile of flour, a carton of eggs in one hand.

Totenkopf was grappling with a minotaur. Naomi was betting against Totenkopf regarding the minotaur fight with the captain of a midget pirate crew. She's was wearing a plastic viking-horned hat on. She hasn't forgiven him for leaving her taped to a table and hanging on the power lines.

Chibi is dressed like a Cirque du Soleil performer and tangled up in a long silk rope dangling from the upstairs banister.

Swith and Bones are sitting again in their spot at the front of the building. Gio is near them, playing a game of Candyland against a rogue toothfairy who looks a big hairy wrestler with tiny pink wings.

Swith is once again in her leather micro-mini and white tee shirt, with Bran's combat boots (and new black and white striped stockings). Her head is festooned with winter berries and a carved ice tiara... each raised tine is a lit sparkler that never burns down. She's sitting with her legs tucked under her on the big pillow from her coin purse, and both are hovering a few inches off the ground. A chiseled-body incubus is off to one side, keeping her cool with a impossibly large ostrich plume fan. A ball of purist ice floats next to her, the center carved out to hold several bottles of Stolichnaya. She sips her drink from an upside down crystal skull as a single cloud overhead dusts her and the ground around her with sparkling snow.

Bones is sitting on his stool in the center of a pentagram drawn on the ground with goat's blood, a Blue Blazer through a twisty straw in one hand, an old-timey pipe in the other. In place of his usual head gear he has a top hat (which is on fire) and a Venetian carnival mask. His feet are propped up on a small inflatable zebra. He has several kemonomimi wearing collars at his feet, the chains ending in his hand with the pipe. He turned to Swith.

"That was... interesting..."

"To say the least," Swith giggled. She flicked ice cubes at his hat, watching them melt and evaporate into snow.

"Yeah, very bizar-... Is that General Ripper?"

General Ripper moonwalked out one door, across the room, and out another.

Bone Fort wrote:"Yeah, very bizar-... Is that General Ripper?"

General Ripper moonwalked out one door, across the room, and out another.

"Is he still around, oh Masked One?" Swith stared at the General. "Do you suppose he'll teach me how to do that?"

She tried to get up and then realized she was already standing. She promptly sat back down.

On the roof Chan turns over a card. It is the four of wands - the Harvest Home. Smiling, she gathers her cards and slips them back into a pocket and sits back to watch the sunrise, sipping at her Camomile tea. SpazKat purrs on her shoulder and the gators are asleep in their room. All is right with the world. "Yes, we have found our new home" she thinks, stroking SpazKats soft fur. Closing her eyes she casts a ward of white light over the building and surrounding area, blessing all who dwell within.

OOC: And on that note, I am off to bed. TY all very much for having me and putting up with my stumbly beginnerness. See you on the flipside.

"He's about... usually... Maybe he'll teach you, I didn't know he danced."

Bones tried to sit up as well, only to feel pain coming from his left leg, causing him to sit back down. He looked down to notice an arrow sticking out of his left knee.

"... Well, sh*t..."

In the midst of it all, the trio had found a place to sleep, despite being completely hammered and reduced to just enough clothing to make them decent. The Zone was lying sideways across the bed with the legs of the User on her back as she slept at the foot of the bed with a pillow being teh only thing keeping her head from slipping through the sides of the bed. The Demon had her hands off the side of the bed as her legs were sprawled out underneath the blankets. They would have one helluva hangover.

Bone Fort wrote:"He's about... usually... Maybe he'll teach you, I didn't know he danced."

Bones tried to sit up as well, only to feel pain coming from his left leg, causing him to sit back down. He looked down to notice an arrow sticking out of his left knee.

"... Well, sh*t..."

"How did... when... wha-?" Swith says. She set her pillow on the ground, leaned over and yanked the arrow out. "Well, that made a satisfying slurpy squishy noise," she noted while poking the arrow tip with her finger.

*Dab wakes up on his bed holding a PS3 controller and a soda and see's evil Dab hanging out of an airvent.*
What the... *wakes evil Dab up*
What happened?
Remember when everyone thought we were asleep last night and we played PS3 for five hours and then you dared me to go into the airvent and grab that one box labled S.S.A.U.F from the person who had it and its sitting right there *points to it*

Oh who was the person that had it first?

*Shrugs* i didn't see their face they were asleep.
*Dab walks out into the hallway*
Oh look they partied again. Thank god they didn't go in our room
*Evil Dab walks out*
......Yep......

Jefferson and Zulu held a spear for a limbo stick while it was Joan's turn. Arthur was talking to the Brutus and Tesla. "Vos should totaliter facere ut! Morte ad Caesaris!" Arthur said in Latin. "That bastard Edision, hogs all the fame in the future?" Tesla said with another beer in one hand and a gun he built five minutes ago in the other. "You..you know what you should do? Build a giant Death Ray and disintegrate Edison the next time he comes around torchin' your lab." Arthur suggested. "You said it. I think I should build one of those robos and an interdimensional portal device, after I finish the teleporter. Wanna see an earthquake?" Tesla replied. "You bet!" Arthur said. Tesla pulled a small device from his pocket and fixed it to the wall and pressed a button. The whole block around the building began to shake. "You know what this neeeds? A FLOOD!" Arthur said. "And we shall call it the Flood-Quake Machine!" Tesla replied.

OOC: Now there is an earthquake!

*Dabfia walks down to the kitchen*
Alright time to eat something besides Waffles and pizza. *Grabs a knife and walks out the front door of the complex*
*Meanwhile*
*Evil Dab is playing Call of Duty Modern warfare 3*
*Meanwhile*
*Shea gets up and goes walks out of her room and starts wandering again*
Gotta find that box before my boss calls me again

"That's not FAIR!!" The toothfairy punched the table. "How can I be lost in the Lollipop Forest?!"

"Maybe you should have thought twice about taking that shortcut turn," said Giovenith.

"DAMN FREE PLAY!!"

Swith looked at the bleeding hole in Bones' knee and poked it, healing it. She looked at his face and realized he had either tuned out due to pain or had fallen into that messed up Bones & Co sleep thing that they all did (which creeped her out on the best of days.) She stuck the arrow behind her ear and pinned a note to his chest.

Dear Bones,
Next time, don't slap Cupid on the back while he's doing a beer bong.
You'll only piss him off.
I healed you. You owe me a drink.
Love, Swith

She got up and wobbled around the yard. It was strewn with drunken party-goers (the building seemed to be getting quite the reputation in the supernatural world) and she stumbled over two blitzed minotaurs and a cockroached unicorn, and nearly tread on a passed-out pixie. She headed for the door but only ended up walking in a circle. At least it brought me back to the vodka, she thought. She grabbed a bottle and started off again, sparkler tiara askew on her head.

The Zone groaned as she awoke. "OOhhhh what happened last night." The Demon pushed herself up and laid her head on a pillow. The User sat up. "I don't think I'll ever drink again......oooohhhhhhhhhhh....." She too laid her head on a pillow. The Zone did the same and soon they were all laying in the correct position. "Damn, does my head hurt!" The Demon said. They were unaware that they were practically half naked.

*Dab comes back with a pie and and 10 hamburgers*
Alright i'm back
*Evil Dab falls through the floor*
Yay food *Relocates arm*

Sir, uhh sir, are you awake? *sigh* rebooting system

system:rebooted

optics:Online

mental though process: online

User: offline

*meanwhile at the bottom of the stairs, Aleki wakes up new to the corpse of the pedobear*

"ow god, my head hurts. *Gets up* OW! *falls down clenching both of his sides* damn it.. Well then, I guess I am crawling."