Personification Life

[Monfrox]

The Demon looked back as the vines wrapped around her. "The other Mon is inside this anomaly. I don't know what she did, but she can't get out." She said. She stepped on the outside of the anomaly and tried o pry herself off, but stopped and screamed in pain. "GAH! I'm stuck!" She cried.

OOC: Why thank you kindly.

"Now why would she do that...?" Giovenith carefully took hold of the Demon's waist and tried to pry her off.

"I don't- AHH!" The Demon shrieked as pain shot out from her limbs.

[Swith Witherward]

"Yes, you are," said Swith. "It looks... uncomfortable. Always remember, if you must touch an anomaly, do so using a stick first. Alright, I need a drink. Anyone with me?"

"Yeah, I think we should throw another party to celebrate. Who's with me?"

"YES! BEEEEEEERRR- OH SHIT!"

Herr Doktor and Totenkopf jump up ad accidently fall off their perch on the power lines above.

Swith summons a portal and they fall through it, landing at Bones' feet.

"Oh yes! Do you want to evoke again, Bones, or can I?"

[Bone Fort]

"I don't know, usually it just cuts to black and we see the aftermath."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Still Hawaii...

"How can I be sure I am right." Arthur asked the reflection in the beer he was drinking. "I am always right, you know it to be true." the Raptor reflection replied. "True, but I know that I am a lying, manipulative, bastard." Arthur refuted. "I forgot how smart I was. Call them, see if they miss us. Then you shall see." the reflection said. "I have only been here an hour. That isn't enough time to be missed." Arthur stated. "I suppose I am right, better do that tomorrow." The reflection said and returned to reflecting his human form.

[Giovenith]

Hm.......I would love to meet your mother face-to face,i heard from that boy ...........he said something about dragoness as in female dragon
"wings and vines try to free the demon monfrox"

"Yes, Mama is very much connected with dragons. They are her sacred creature, and she is part one in mind, soul, and occasionally body. And- OH! Sorry Demon-Wolf-lady, put your stuck pretty good! Maybe we could..." Giovenith's thoughts began to wonder to the miracles of butter on stuck things.

[Swith Witherward]

"I don't know, usually it just cuts to black and we see the aftermath."

"That works on so many levels," Swith began to laugh.

[Bone Fort]

Bones turns to everyone else present.

"So how 'bout it? Zalgofest 2012 Round 2?"

[Swith Witherward]

Bones turns to everyone else present.

"So how 'bout it? Zalgofest 2012 Round 2?"

"Hey... I still have leftover tee shirts from the first one!"

[The BranRiech]

Bones turns to everyone else present.

"So how 'bout it? Zalgofest 2012 Round 2?"

"Hey... I still have leftover tee shirts from the first one!"

At that exact moment, Bran walked upstairs. "Uhm, I think I might sit this out if this morning was any indication of what happens at these things, Or are they actually fun?"

[Germanic Templars]

"Hey Aleki, how easy do you think it would be to take over Earth?"

"Well sir, to be truthful, since most of the countries were able to defeat you through combined arms, and they'll possibly do it again, it would be near to impossible unless you have a strategy to beat them. Why do you ask sir?"

"I'm just wondering. I mean, I have a plan i'm just wondering if i did a straight charge in with the clones and droids, while my spaceships give suppressing fire to enemy ground forces."

"Sir, this is not the topic to be discussing in front of these two at the moment."

"You're right. Perhaps another time."

[Monfrox]

The Demon sighed as the pain subsided. She was stuck and maybe she should've thought this through before going in like she did. She looked to Giov. "For a child of a God, you're very comfortable around me." She said.

[Swith Witherward]

"Hey... I still have leftover tee shirts from the first one!"

At that exact moment, Bran walked upstairs. "Uhm, I think I might sit this out if this morning was any indication of what happens at these things, Or are they actually fun?"

"Bran!" Swith leaps into his arms. "Bran, my little bran muffin, my sweet battle-suited bit of brilliance... put me down, this is actually killing my back." She regains her feet and straightens her shirt. "Yes, they are fun!"


Naomi stopped chewing and regarded both men in front of her. "Uh, what?"

[The BranRiech]

"Bran!" Swith leaps into his arms. "Bran, my little bran muffin, my sweet battle-suited bit of brilliance... put me down, this is actually killing my back." She regains her feet and straightens her shirt. "Yes, they are fun!"

Bran thought of an excuse not to get cought up in the party but decided not to be a douche. "maybe I'll stay for 10 minutes and see how it is . . ."

[Germanic Templars]

At that exact moment, Bran walked upstairs. "Uhm, I think I might sit this out if this morning was any indication of what happens at these things, Or are they actually fun?"

"Bran!" Swith leaps into his arms. "Bran, my little bran muffin, my sweet battle-suited bit of brilliance... put me down, this is actually killing my back." She regains her feet and straightens her shirt. "Yes, they are fun!"


Naomi stopped chewing and regarded both men in front of her. "Uh, what?"

"Nothing really, just the Emperor being as ambitious as always."

*Thriller gets up and brushes himself off* "Lady and gentleman, I bid you farewell, for I am going to check on Bran. Aleki, stay put, that's an order."

"Damn it!"

*Thriller closed the door, then made his way upstairs*

"Well, now we're alone.Isn't he such a nice guy?"

[Giovenith]

The Demon sighed as the pain subsided. She was stuck and maybe she should've thought this through before going in like she did. She looked to Giov. "For a child of a God, you're very comfortable around me." She said.

"There are many different shapes cut of the same cloth, Demon-Wolf-lady," said Giovenith. "Demons are not necessarily the adversaries of the gods, not in all pantheons. In Egypt for example, the demons there do mischief, but they are still loyal to the gods. You just so happen to come from the Faith of the fallen kind of demon."

[Swith Witherward]

"Bran!" Swith leaps into his arms. "Bran, my little bran muffin, my sweet battle-suited bit of brilliance... put me down, this is actually killing my back." She regains her feet and straightens her shirt. "Yes, they are fun!"

Bran thought of an excuse not to get cought up in the party but decided not to be a douche. "maybe I'll stay for 10 minutes and see how it is . . ."

"You'll love it, or I'm not the god of excess and pleasure!" Swith patted his cheek, and then frowned. "Unless, of course, you're... worried that you won't have good time."


Naomi drew her feet under her and raised an eyebrow at Aleki. "Are you serious about the world domination thing? Seriously?"

[The BranRiech]

"You'll love it, or I'm not the god of excess and pleasure!" Swith patted his cheek, and then frowned. "Unless, of course, you're... worried that you won't have good time."

"Screw it, I'll see how it is. If it's fun, I'll stay. And it sounds kinda' fun."

[Germanic Templars]

Bran thought of an excuse not to get cought up in the party but decided not to be a douche. "maybe I'll stay for 10 minutes and see how it is . . ."

"You'll love it, or I'm not the god of excess and pleasure!" Swith patted his cheek, and then frowned. "Unless, of course, you're... worried that you won't have good time."


Naomi drew her feet under her and raised an eyebrow at Aleki. "Are you serious about the world domination thing? Seriously?"

*Aleki propped his back against a wall opposite of Naomi*
"World domination? No, he has bigger plans. He plans on uniting all of humanity every human colony, and Earth. Though, if you take Earth, you practically own the other colonies."

[Monfrox]

The Demon sighed as the pain subsided. She was stuck and maybe she should've thought this through before going in like she did. She looked to Giov. "For a child of a God, you're very comfortable around me." She said.

"There are many different shapes cut of the same cloth, Demon-Wolf-lady," said Giovenith. "Demons are not necessarily the adversaries of the gods, not in all pantheons. In Egypt for example, the demons there do mischief, but they are still loyal to the gods. You just so happen to come from the Faith of the fallen kind of demon."

The Demon looked up in thought. "I never thought of it like that...hm." She said. She looked back down. "So then how are we supposed to get me out of here?"

[Swith Witherward]

"You'll love it, or I'm not the god of excess and pleasure!" Swith patted his cheek, and then frowned. "Unless, of course, you're... worried that you won't have good time."

"Screw it, I'll see how it is. If it's fun, I'll stay. And it sounds kinda' fun."

"It is very fun, Bran. It all depends on how you want to end up, you see. Bones can help you with that. Excuse me..."

She reached into her coin purse and pulled out her phone. "Useful at times," she explained while dialing NVE's number. "The little reptile bastard probably took one look at the doom upon us and ran away to a beach somewhere. He's probably putting grenades into a cooler as we speak."


Naomi shook her head. "Why would anyone want to unite into one large colony? And earth isn't all that important on the cosmic scale of things."

[Giovenith]

"There are many different shapes cut of the same cloth, Demon-Wolf-lady," said Giovenith. "Demons are not necessarily the adversaries of the gods, not in all pantheons. In Egypt for example, the demons there do mischief, but they are still loyal to the gods. You just so happen to come from the Faith of the fallen kind of demon."

The Demon looked up in thought. "I never thought of it like that...hm." She said. She looked back down. "So then how are we supposed to get me out of here?"

"You get to choose the solution! Ice. Peanut Butter. Or scissors."

[Germanic Templars]

Naomi shook her head. "Why would anyone want to unite into one large colony? And earth isn't all that important on the cosmic scale of things."

"Not one colony, but one empire composed of every human nation. Thus the greatest achievement. Uniting a divided race under one flag. Something that every ambitious leader tried to do. From Caesar to Ghanhis Khan, to Napoleon. Achieve the unthinkable. And think again, Earth is home to humanity, therefore, conquering it would conquer some other nation's planets that they already own, thus taking out most of the hard work."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Screw it, I'll see how it is. If it's fun, I'll stay. And it sounds kinda' fun."

"It is very fun, Bran. It all depends on how you want to end up, you see. Bones can help you with that. Excuse me..."

She reached into her coin purse and pulled out her phone. "Useful at times," she explained while dialing NVE's number. "The little reptile bastard probably took one look at the doom upon us and ran away to a beach somewhere. He's probably putting grenades into a cooler as we speak."


Naomi shook her head. "Why would anyone want to unite into one large colony? And earth isn't all that important on the cosmic scale of things."

Arthur's phone rang. "See, they do care about me." he told the beer bottle. "Hello?" he answered.

[Monfrox]

The Demon looked up in thought. "I never thought of it like that...hm." She said. She looked back down. "So then how are we supposed to get me out of here?"

"You get to choose the solution! Ice. Peanut Butter. Or scissors."

"Uhm...what happens if I choose either one?" She asked, wondering where she was going with this.

[Swith Witherward]

"You should look to Great Britain and her colonies," Naomi told Aleki, "and seeing how things went for some of them, well, I think it's best to let things be. Do you want to see us all united under Thriller's domination? I mean, he's nice and all, but..." she looked around for him and didn't see him "the guy is a bit odd," she whispered.


Swith heard the ocean behind Arthur's voice. "Did you really run all the way to the beach? Arthur! Are you mad because of your apartment? Anyway, we're going to celebrate Part Two tonight. Please, won't you come home? I have a surprise for you."