Personification Life

[Dabfia]

*Evil Dab follows close behind thriller*
*The mercs runs in the teleporter after Shea and close it*
*stops in front of the teleporter*
Damn it. alright time to hack the teleporter. Again

"Well hurry up, please I still want to crush me some skulls. God, they got new armor and weapons, but they are still the cowards that lack tactics."

Those were lower mercs not the higher ones. they are as wimpy as the guards. *hacking into the machine* Besides they have Nano soldiers now. They could kill a demon easily, i should know.

[Swith Witherward]

Swith made another circuit around the lawn, kicked drunken revelers off the lawn and admonishing them to go home. The last of them toddled away, with many calls of "thanks!" and "see you next time!" on the afternoon air. Satisfied, Swith took off her tiara and snuffed the sparklers with her fingertips. "Now that was fun," she chimed and did a little dance up the stairs into the building.


Meanwhile...


"OH YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING MAMMAL!" a voice said and moments later the business end of a Pancor jackhammer swung into view followed by a volley of rounds aimed at Arthur's head. Naomi squealed in the hallway and threw herself to the floor. "Not funny! Not funny NVE!"

"Agh! What? Who are you?" Arthur said dodgeing the shots.

"MAMMAL FILTH! SCUM! INFERIOR SPECIES!" the Pancor-wielding velociraptor barked. Clever hands tore at the chamber... "Oh bother", she huffed... and then she reloaded. "INFESTATION! VERMIN!"

[Bone Fort]

Bones walked up to the labor camp, back to his usual self.

"... How interesting. Care to explain?"

[Monfrox]

The trio peeked their heads outside after wrapping themselves in a blanket. "What." "The." "Fuck."

A portion of the yard outside had been transformed into a miniature labor camp, in the fashion of an almost post-apocalyptic steampunk setting. The grass had been stamped out to make way for metal sheets that had been bolted into the ground as support for work benches with desks attached to them. On each desk were twelve ragged, dirty orphan children with metal helmets strapped to their heads with wires attached to the top and all running into a huge machine at the front of the area, which displayed an animation of a Pierrot Clown that saying, "Work is fun! You like to work! Resistance is futile! You like to work! Work is fun..."
Around the whole area was a small, electrified barbed fence that had several impaled teddy bears on them for some reason.

Standing atop the animation machine was Belphegor overlooking the scene and occasionally screaming at a child through a megaphone. "HEY! You over there in the brown! Yeah you, stop doing that little dance! It's STUPID!"

"I'm not dancing, I really, REALLY gotta pee!" squealed an orphan.

"You just had a pee break three hours ago!" yelled Belphegor, "Does Suzy here need to remind you what happens to slackers?!"

Suzy was an orphan with braids who was currently chained upside down from a tree like a pinata and being whipped with wound up towels. By robots.

"GET BACK TO WORK!" snapped Belphegor, and the original orphan got back to soddering whatever the sloth demon had him working on. "Ah, all this hard work is really making me parched," sighed Belphegor, and he happily took a sip from a soda through a crazy-straw.

"Let me handle this." The Demon growled as she exited the blanket, completely aware that she was still only wearing her undergarments, which were straight jet black. She walked toward the machine and crossed her arms over her chest. "Belphegor!" She snapped.

[Germanic Templars]

"Agh! What? Who are you?" Arthur said dodgeing the shots.

"MAMMAL FILTH! SCUM! INFERIOR SPECIES!" the Pancor-wielding velociraptor barked. Clever hands tore at the chamber... "Oh bother", she huffed... and then she reloaded. "INFESTATION! VERMIN!"

*looks at Naomi*

"Shit, i - I have to go now, before...before it happens again." *Aleki crawls away*

*Meanwhile*

"Really? Nano soldiers? Well that's just sad. Still they are a threat if they have nano troops."

[Western Borderlands]

drake snuck back to his room with a pack of lamb chops

"thank god there was no alarm"

"HEY EVERBODY HE STOLE THE LAMB CHOPS!"

"you mother fucker"

[Dabfia]

"MAMMAL FILTH! SCUM! INFERIOR SPECIES!" the Pancor-wielding velociraptor barked. Clever hands tore at the chamber... "Oh bother", she huffed... and then she reloaded. "INFESTATION! VERMIN!"

*looks at Naomi*

"Shit, i - I have to go now, before...before it happens again." *Aleki crawls away*

*Meanwhile*

"Really? Nano soldiers? Well that's just sad. Still they are a threat if they have nano troops."

Well blame Capek for that, the bastard did that and unleashed the plague on the universe *the teleporter machine powers up again and the portal reopens* See ya on the flip side *jumps through the portal*

[Swith Witherward]

"MAMMAL FILTH! SCUM! INFERIOR SPECIES!" the Pancor-wielding velociraptor barked. Clever hands tore at the chamber... "Oh bother", she huffed... and then she reloaded. "INFESTATION! VERMIN!"

*looks at Naomi*

"Shit, i - I have to go now, before...before it happens again." *Aleki crawls away*

*Meanwhile*

"Really? Nano soldiers? Well that's just sad. Still they are a threat if they have nano troops."

Naomi nodded at Aleki and crawled after him, then darted down the hall once she was certain she was out of range of the gun. She ran into Swith coming up the stairs and began to point. Swith cocked her head and listened to the concussion of bullets. "Ah, I see someone spoiled NVE's surprise. Alas..."

She was at the apartment a moment later wearing her party clothing and a smug grin.

[Germanic Templars]

*looks at Naomi*

"Shit, i - I have to go now, before...before it happens again." *Aleki crawls away*

*Meanwhile*

"Really? Nano soldiers? Well that's just sad. Still they are a threat if they have nano troops."

Well blame Capek for that, the bastard did that and unleashed the plague on the universe *the teleporter machine powers up again and the portal reopens* See ya on the flip side *jumps through the portal*

"Capek, now that's a name I am going to have to remember." *Walks into the portal*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Agh! What? Who are you?" Arthur said dodgeing the shots.

"MAMMAL FILTH! SCUM! INFERIOR SPECIES!" the Pancor-wielding velociraptor barked. Clever hands tore at the chamber... "Oh bother", she huffed... and then she reloaded. "INFESTATION! VERMIN!"

"I AM NOT A MAMMAL!" Arthur said and pulled out the Anti-Time Gun. "I am a Raptor! I am just stuck like this till I can get the Telluric Interchanger out of my stomach!" He explained.

[Dabfia]

Well blame Capek for that, the bastard did that and unleashed the plague on the universe *the teleporter machine powers up again and the portal reopens* See ya on the flip side *jumps through the portal*

"Capek, now that's a name I am going to have to remember." *Walks into the portal*

Welcome to Mars. lets hope we aren't in the Ultor base *alarms goes off and hundreds of Guards run out of doors and begin shooting at Evil Dab and Thriller*
Son of a bitch

[Giovenith]

Bones walked up to the labor camp, back to his usual self.

"... How interesting. Care to explain?"

"Let me handle this." The Demon growled as she exited the blanket, completely aware that she was still only wearing her undergarments, which were straight jet black. She walked toward the machine and crossed her arms over her chest. "Belphegor!" She snapped.

"What?! What do you two want?!" Belphegor snapped at Bones and the Demon. "Can't you see that I am extremely busy?!"

"OH MY GOD! I think I soddered two fingers together-!"

"Take an advil!" Belphegor chucked the pill bottle at the direction of the noise.

"OW MY EYE! Thank you- WAIT, this is a child-proof cap!!"

"YOU'RE FIRED!" Belphegor screamed at the child, who was then dragged away by robots to meet a similar fate as Suzy. "Guards! See to it his pet rabbit... runs away."

"NOOOOOOOONOTNIBBLESSSS!!!!" The child was strung up the tree by his legs.

[Swith Witherward]

"MAMMAL FILTH! SCUM! INFERIOR SPECIES!" the Pancor-wielding velociraptor barked. Clever hands tore at the chamber... "Oh bother", she huffed... and then she reloaded. "INFESTATION! VERMIN!"

"I AM NOT A MAMMAL!" Arthur said and pulled out the Anti-Time Gun. "I am a Raptor! I am just stuck like this till I can get the Telluric Interchanger out of my stomach!" He explained.

The other velociraptor held her fire but kept the barrel of the gun trained on Arthur. "Did you say Telluric Interchanger?" she asked in a crisp British accent.

[Germanic Templars]

"Capek, now that's a name I am going to have to remember." *Walks into the portal*

Welcome to Mars. lets hope we aren't in the Ultor base *alarms goes off and hundreds of Guards run out of doors and begin shooting at Evil Dab and Thriller*
Son of a bitch

"Well in this case, lets blow this place sky high. After all, I am going to need the moon if I plan to take over Earth. Oh by the way, inject this tonic into you, it'll give you the ability to shoot lighting." *tosses tonic at Dab then pulls out assault rifle*

*meanwhile*

"Thank God we got away, i could have died, and not from the bullets either."

[Dabfia]

Welcome to Mars. lets hope we aren't in the Ultor base *alarms goes off and hundreds of Guards run out of doors and begin shooting at Evil Dab and Thriller*
Son of a bitch

"Well in this case, lets blow this place sky high. After all, I am going to need the moon if I plan to take over Earth. Oh by the way, inject this tonic into you, it'll give you the ability to shoot lighting." *tosses tonic at Dab then pulls out assault rifle*

*meanwhile*

"Thank God we got away, i could have died, and not from the bullets either."

I already own the moon, and this planet and venus but not earth not yet at least *pulls out an assault rifle and puts the tonic in my pocket and starts shooting*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

A portion of the yard outside had been transformed into a miniature labor camp, in the fashion of an almost post-apocalyptic steampunk setting. The grass had been stamped out to make way for metal sheets that had been bolted into the ground as support for work benches with desks attached to them. On each desk were twelve ragged, dirty orphan children with metal helmets strapped to their heads with wires attached to the top and all running into a huge machine at the front of the area, which displayed an animation of a Pierrot Clown that saying, "Work is fun! You like to work! Resistance is futile! You like to work! Work is fun..."
Around the whole area was a small, electrified barbed fence that had several impaled teddy bears on them for some reason.

Standing atop the animation machine was Belphegor overlooking the scene and occasionally screaming at a child through a megaphone. "HEY! You over there in the brown! Yeah you, stop doing that little dance! It's STUPID!"

"I'm not dancing, I really, REALLY gotta pee!" squealed an orphan.

"You just had a pee break three hours ago!" yelled Belphegor, "Does Suzy here need to remind you what happens to slackers?!"

Suzy was an orphan with braids who was currently chained upside down from a tree like a pinata and being whipped with wound up towels. By robots.

"GET BACK TO WORK!" snapped Belphegor, and the original orphan got back to soddering whatever the sloth demon had him working on. "Ah, all this hard work is really making me parched," sighed Belphegor, and he happily took a sip from a soda through a crazy-straw.

"Let me handle this." The Demon growled as she exited the blanket, completely aware that she was still only wearing her undergarments, which were straight jet black. She walked toward the machine and crossed her arms over her chest. "Belphegor!" She snapped.

um...what the fuck is going on here!? why is that demon here?..........._{is beelzebub here to?}

[Monfrox]

Bones walked up to the labor camp, back to his usual self.

"... How interesting. Care to explain?"

"Let me handle this." The Demon growled as she exited the blanket, completely aware that she was still only wearing her undergarments, which were straight jet black. She walked toward the machine and crossed her arms over her chest. "Belphegor!" She snapped.

"What?! What do you two want?!" Belphegor snapped at Bones and the Demon. "Can't you see that I am extremely busy?!"

"OH MY GOD! I think I soddered two fingers together-!"

"Take an advil!" Belphegor chucked the pill bottle at the direction of the noise.

"OW MY EYE! Thank you- WAIT, this is a child-proof cap!!"

"YOU'RE FIRED!" Belphegor screamed at the child, who was then dragged away by robots to meet a similar fate as Suzy. "Guards! See to it his pet rabbit... runs away."

"NOOOOOOOONOTNIBBLESSSS!!!!" The child was strung up the tree by his legs.

The Demon grabbed Belphegor up by the back of his shirt and hoisted him up to her eye level. She bared her fangs and then opened her mouth to reveal her other sets of teeth. "What in my rat-assed father's name are you doing?" She growled.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"I AM NOT A MAMMAL!" Arthur said and pulled out the Anti-Time Gun. "I am a Raptor! I am just stuck like this till I can get the Telluric Interchanger out of my stomach!" He explained.

The other velociraptor held her fire but kept the barrel of the gun trained on Arthur. "Did you say Telluric Interchanger?" she asked in a crisp British accent.

"Of course I did. Somebody thought it woud be funny to stick mine in my mouth. I would build a new one, but the one in my stomach will mess with it." Arthur explained.

[Swith Witherward]

Welcome to Mars. lets hope we aren't in the Ultor base *alarms goes off and hundreds of Guards run out of doors and begin shooting at Evil Dab and Thriller*
Son of a bitch

"Well in this case, lets blow this place sky high. After all, I am going to need the moon if I plan to take over Earth. Oh by the way, inject this tonic into you, it'll give you the ability to shoot lighting." *tosses tonic at Dab then pulls out assault rifle*

*meanwhile*

"Thank God we got away, i could have died, and not from the bullets either."

Naomi leaned against him. "Death isn't pretty," she said, "and my heart is still thumping in my throat." She sighed and pulled her hair out of her face with a shaky hand. "Are you feeling any better, Aleki?"



Meanwhile, Swith stripped in the hall and opened a portal. She foraged around for some fresh clothing and a hair brush. 'Damn Naomi, always spoiling everything," she murmured to the walls.

[Swith Witherward]

"Of course I did. Somebody thought it woud be funny to stick mine in my mouth. I would build a new one, but the one in my stomach will mess with it." Arthur explained.

"Wot?" the velociraptor lowered her gun and stood up properly. "Why don't you go forward in time to retrieve it?"

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Bones walked up to the labor camp, back to his usual self.

"... How interesting. Care to explain?"

"Let me handle this." The Demon growled as she exited the blanket, completely aware that she was still only wearing her undergarments, which were straight jet black. She walked toward the machine and crossed her arms over her chest. "Belphegor!" She snapped.

"What?! What do you two want?!" Belphegor snapped at Bones and the Demon. "Can't you see that I am extremely busy?!"

"OH MY GOD! I think I soddered two fingers together-!"

"Take an advil!" Belphegor chucked the pill bottle at the direction of the noise.

"OW MY EYE! Thank you- WAIT, this is a child-proof cap!!"

"YOU'RE FIRED!" Belphegor screamed at the child, who was then dragged away by robots to meet a similar fate as Suzy. "Guards! See to it his pet rabbit... runs away."

"NOOOOOOOONOTNIBBLESSSS!!!!" The child was strung up the tree by his legs.

"has wings and vines free the child"
hey bones,why am i dressed like a succubus?
.....and why is asshole here?

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Of course I did. Somebody thought it woud be funny to stick mine in my mouth. I would build a new one, but the one in my stomach will mess with it." Arthur explained.

"Wot?" the velociraptor lowered her gun and stood up properly. "Why don't you go forward in time to retrieve it?"

"Because the present one would still be in my stomach." Arthur continued lowering his gun.

[Germanic Templars]

"Well in this case, lets blow this place sky high. After all, I am going to need the moon if I plan to take over Earth. Oh by the way, inject this tonic into you, it'll give you the ability to shoot lighting." *tosses tonic at Dab then pulls out assault rifle*

*meanwhile*

"Thank God we got away, i could have died, and not from the bullets either."

Naomi leaned against him. "Death isn't pretty," she said, "and my heart is still thumping in my throat." She sighed and pulled her hair out of her face with a shaky hand. "Are you feeling any better, Aleki?"



Meanwhile, Swith stripped in the hall and opened a portal. She foraged around for some fresh clothing and a hair brush. 'Damn Naomi, always spoiling everything," she murmured to the walls.

*sits up against a wall*
"A little, though I could be better. By the way, who was that?"

[Germanic Templars]

"Well in this case, lets blow this place sky high. After all, I am going to need the moon if I plan to take over Earth. Oh by the way, inject this tonic into you, it'll give you the ability to shoot lighting." *tosses tonic at Dab then pulls out assault rifle*

*meanwhile*

"Thank God we got away, i could have died, and not from the bullets either."

I already own the moon, and this planet and venus but not earth not yet at least *pulls out an assault rifle and puts the tonic in my pocket and starts shooting*

"Well then how about this, you share half of the moon with me and join me when I assault Earth, you will get to keep every land you capture, though other nations will be joining too. Hold on...Feuer in der Loch!" *Thriller tosses a grenade, killing 5 soldiers clustered together*

[Swith Witherward]

"Because the present one would still be in my stomach." Arthur continued lowering his gun.

"You're quite right. That would never do," she acknowledged the logic and slung the gun over a shoulder. "I'm Gretchen Garbro," she introduced herself, "And you are?"



Naomi shrugged. "I don't know. I went home with my winnings and some crazy Velociraptor was making scones in my kitchen. You look like you rode a dead animal down a flight of stairs. You should be resting, Aleki."