Personification Life

[Swith Witherward]

"You do not understand, I killed that dog with my two hands, ripped its head off in an adrenaline fueled fear, even worse it was her only and most favorite dog. ugh, damn this disease."

"I've killed things with a single thought," Naomi said. "And in this building, you can't trust anything to be what it appears to be. For all you know, the dog was dispatched to harm you. If it were my dog, and very important to my heart, I wouldn't let it anyone from this building near it. Was it even on a leash?" Naomi signed at the futility of her words. She patted his back. "Now what's this about a disease?"

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

bran why you powering your suit back uP? something wrong?
"looks at them"
i heard what you said about my fucking armor.You Dont like it do you?

"Let's think about this here, the two of us are wearing Armor. . . Oh and User, so there's a 33% chance that they're talking about you, don't get so pissy about it because they might not even be talking about you."

who care s.........we just saw them doing you know what..............That's alot more embrassing then wearing the armor we have, and least we have some sort of portection from the this cold and heat.

[The BranRiech]

"Let's think about this here, the two of us are wearing Armor. . . Oh and User, so there's a 33% chance that they're talking about you, don't get so pissy about it because they might not even be talking about you."

who care s.........we just saw them doing you know what..............That's alot more embrassing then wearing the armor we have, and least we have some sort of portection from the this cold and heat.

"Whatever . . ."

OOC: going to bed guys

[Monfrox]

"Let's just get out of here before my dad finds out I'm skipping on my grounding. There'll be time for thank you's later." The Demon said. The Zone looked to the group and just sort of shuffled in with them. "You heard her, boys. Let's make like preachers and get the hell out of here." The user said.

[Germanic Templars]

"You do not understand, I killed that dog with my two hands, ripped its head off in an adrenaline fueled fear, even worse it was her only and most favorite dog. ugh, damn this disease."

"I've killed things with a single thought," Naomi said. "And in this building, you can't trust anything to be what it appears to be. For all you know, the dog was dispatched to harm you. If it were my dog, and very important to my heart, I wouldn't let it anyone from this building near it. Was it even on a leash?" Naomi signed at the futility of her words. She patted his back. "Now what's this about a disease?"

"The dog was outside Mon's room, it was warning us to back off, she was having a bad day. And the disease you ask. Well lets say that I have a genetic disease to where my adrenal glands basically produce some weird hormone, that gives me strength of 40 professional body builders during times of high anxiety, fear, or anger. And the after affect can be fatal if it continues for a long period of time. Only 1/1,000,000 male Templars have this disease, while 1/27,000,000 females are known to have it."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Let's just get out of here before my dad finds out I'm skipping on my grounding. There'll be time for thank you's later." The Demon said. The Zone looked to the group and just sort of shuffled in with them. "You heard her, boys. Let's make like preachers and get the hell out of here." The user said.

Arthur brightened up at the mention of a thank you. "Lead the way!" he said. "Um...I feel something on the back of my head." he added. There was a pretty nasty gnash where Tsuyoi pistol whipped him.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"Let's just get out of here before my dad finds out I'm skipping on my grounding. There'll be time for thank you's later." The Demon said. The Zone looked to the group and just sort of shuffled in with them. "You heard her, boys. Let's make like preachers and get the hell out of here." The user said.

OOC: let's skip the walk back

Okay....oh and mons...........relateship"smirks and walks off"

[Swith Witherward]

"The dog was outside Mon's room, it was warning us to back off, she was having a bad day. And the disease you ask. Well lets say that I have a genetic disease to where my adrenal glands basically produce some weird hormone, that gives me strength of 40 professional body builders during times of high anxiety, fear, or anger. And the after affect can be fatal if it continues for a long period of time. Only 1/1,000,000 male Templars have this disease, while 1/27,000,000 females are known to have it."

"That... could actually be a fun ability," Naomi said. "You're blessed with a unique gift. I'd hardly call it a disease, especially as it could only benefit those you protect. I suppose it would require you to master it so it doesn't last for a long period of time. Mastering high anxiety, fear or anger isn't easy, however."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Wait a second..." Arthur said and pressed a button on a remote-like device. "...I almost forgot I had this." A portal opened up leading to the lawn outside the apartment. "Mons first." he said and gestured toward the portal.

[Bone Fort]

Upon exiting the portal and observing their surroundings, they would notice many things, namely the aftermath of what had to have been one hell of a party. It was quite obvious much debauchery and shenanigans had taken place. There were people of all shapes and sizes, many species and cultures, human, demon, elf and so on, littering the lawn, passed out drunk. Party streamers everywhere. Many of the windows on the lower floors were broken. But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Near the side of the building was a smoldering cthulhu carcass semi-dug up from the ground in mimicry of a Hawaiian pig roast. Carved up slices of meat on plates, banana leaves, poi, etc., on a table. From the front door of the lobby, for reason one cannot even begin to fathom, a river of vaseline was pouring out, coming from an unseen source. Vanishing around the corner of the building was a conga line of Branriech spec ops troops, still lead by Cuban Pete.
Chi (the chibi) had led a chorus of drunken succubi around the house Christmas caroling and they ended up in the lobby. They were passed out on the floor, and Chi was strapped to a donkey pinata hanging from the ceiling.

Hanging from one window upside down by one of her legs was Arcad, wearing nothing but her underwear and a chicken mask and with a severed zebra head taped to her back.

Off to the other side of the building, Giovenith was sitting in the lap of a rather creepy cartoon bear who had a look in his eyes that suggested that he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near small children. Giovenith was apparently unaware of this and was discussing many things with him.

Naomi had played "doctor" with Herr Doktor and lost the game. Her splayed out form rested on a table in a rather drunken unconscious state surrounded by empty bottles of Jägermeister and with a bunch of weird dental tools and surgical instruments scattered around her, in a way that suggested the shape of a pentagram around her body. She was wearing surgical masks for a bra and (since there weren't any paper gowns) an entire roll of paper towels for a skirt.

Over her drunken form was Herr Doktor and Totenkopf, bereft of their headgear and each possessing a rather large mug of beer. They were drunk out of their minds and singing a German drinking song. Naomi was mumbling along to the song in her sleep.

Right in front of the group were Swith and Bones. Swith was sitting in a lawn chair . She was surrounded by 13 melty plastic pink flamingos (henway deterrent) and wearing nothing but a pristine white midriff tee shirt printed with "Zalgofest '12", a leather mico-mini, black and white striped knee high stockings, and Bran's combat boots. Her feet were propped up on the skulls of some of Dab's terminators, wreckage from his fight with Dani, and she had a leather bull whip across her lap. In her hand were some chains, the other ends of which were connected to some collars attached to some succubi that were lying at her feet.

Bones was sitting on a stool next to her, sipping from one of those pineapple drinks with the little tiki umbrella. He was also bereft of his usual headgear, and instead wearing (broken) sunglasses, a Cat in the Hat hat, and had glowsticks around his neck and wrists. He had some chains connected to some other succubi' collars, and even had an imp-like girl strapped right to his back. He was seemingly unaware of them. He was grinning from ear to ear, and probably drunk and/or on some kind of drug. He looked at the returning group.

"Did you guys have a pleasant trip?"

[Swith Witherward]

"Heya kiddies," Swith offered a lascivious smile.

[Germanic Templars]

"The dog was outside Mon's room, it was warning us to back off, she was having a bad day. And the disease you ask. Well lets say that I have a genetic disease to where my adrenal glands basically produce some weird hormone, that gives me strength of 40 professional body builders during times of high anxiety, fear, or anger. And the after affect can be fatal if it continues for a long period of time. Only 1/1,000,000 male Templars have this disease, while 1/27,000,000 females are known to have it."

"That... could actually be a fun ability," Naomi said. "You're blessed with a unique gift. I'd hardly call it a disease, especially as it could only benefit those you protect. I suppose it would require you to master it so it doesn't last for a long period of time. Mastering high anxiety, fear or anger isn't easy, however."

"The problem is that people with the disease tend to be hunted down by some of the populous mainly because of the one indecent where a father killed his family and a couple of conscription in a blind rage he had from the disease. And you cannot master it, trust me, the Emperor has tried to find ways to help us control these emotions, but with little to no success. Other than that, it can be a bit of a blessing."

[Monfrox]

"Wait a second..." Arthur said and pressed a button on a remote-like device. "...I almost forgot I had this." A portal opened up leading to the lawn outside the apartment. "Mons first." he said and gestured toward the portal.

"Here goes a whole lotta nothing." The Zone said. "It's not going to be that bad." The Demon replied. Mon's user took them both in a tackled through the portal. "WOOOOO HOOOO!" She screamed. The trio was thrown onto the front lawn of the apartment and tumbled around, out of everyone else' way.

[Swith Witherward]

"The problem is that people with the disease tend to be hunted down by some of the populous mainly because of the one indecent where a father killed his family and a couple of conscription in a blind rage he had from the disease. And you cannot master it, trust me, the Emperor has tried to find ways to help us control these emotions, but with little to no success. Other than that, it can be a bit of a blessing."

"We'll see..." she replied. 'But let's see what everyone else is up to."

Several hours hour later... well... she was...

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"Wait a second..." Arthur said and pressed a button on a remote-like device. "...I almost forgot I had this." A portal opened up leading to the lawn outside the apartment. "Mons first." he said and gestured toward the portal.

"Here goes a whole lotta nothing." The Zone said. "It's not going to be that bad." The Demon replied. Mon's user took them both in a tackled through the portal. "WOOOOO HOOOO!" She screamed. The trio was thrown onto the front lawn of the apartment and tumbled around, out of everyone else' way.

"jumps into the portal and comes out landing on a car infront of the apartment crushing it"
well that was good"notices blood from the car and pulls a human body from it"
well i know what where having for dinner!"laughs"

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Heya kiddies," Swith offered a lascivious smile.

"Hey Swith!" Arthur said and passed out from blood loss. The cut from the pistol whip bled all over the backside of his suit.

[Giovenith]

"Oh, and I want my very own unicorn tooooooo!" said Giovenith to the bear. "With a very sharp horn so it can kill stuff!"

[Monfrox]

"Ow, my head....." "Ow....my chest...." "Ow.....my ass!" The trio groaned as the stood up. They looked to the situation in front of them, and then at each other. "Should we-" "I don't think-" "Best if we not-" "Wouldn't want to impose-" "It would be rude-" "Yeah maybe we should-" "Just get up and-" "Get to our rooms." They said after each other. The three calmly began to walk to the lobby after the user pried Giov from the bear's grip and subdued him with the end of her shotgun.

[Swith Witherward]

"Heya kiddies," Swith offered a lascivious smile.

"Hey Swith!" Arthur said and passed out from blood loss. The cut from the pistol whip bled all over the backside of his suit.

"Well," Swith snorted, leaning a bit to the right, "I think... that's just not a good state for our Arthur." She unleashed a succubus and it glided over to him, lifting him and depositing him at her feet. She leaned over (holding on to the lawn chair for balance) and touched him. "Be... restored... and have some... fungus." She held out her hand and offered him a tiny red mushroom.

[Bone Fort]

"Uh, guys, hate to spoil the reunion, but is anyone else worried about Giovenith?"

He pointed over towards Giovenith and the person whose lap she was sitting on.

[Monfrox]

"Uh, guys, hate to spoil the reunion, but is anyone else worried about Giovenith?"

He pointed over towards Giovenith and the person whose lap she was sitting on.

"Already took care of it!" The user said. The Zone and Demon both knelt down and gave Giov the same exact, warming smile.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"climbs up the side of the apartment and oopens the window to my room and gets in and unlocks the door for monfrox"

[Giovenith]

"Uh, guys, hate to spoil the reunion, but is anyone else worried about Giovenith?"

He pointed over towards Giovenith and the person whose lap she was sitting on.

"Already took care of it!" The user said. The Zone and Demon both knelt down and gave Giov the same exact, warming smile.

Said bear suddenly ran down the hallways at super speed, grabbed Giovenith, and ran into a hallway filled with doors, taking the furthermost.

[Germanic Templars]

*Gets up*

"Wait a tic, i'm a mech again, o yea! Aw damn place looks like a mess. Well you know what time it is."

[Monfrox]

"Already took care of it!" The user said. The Zone and Demon both knelt down and gave Giov the same exact, warming smile.

Said bear suddenly ran down the hallways at super speed, grabbed Giovenith, and ran into a hallway filled with doors, taking the furthermost.

"Oh, so someone wants to play hardball, eh?" The user said as she grabbed her shotgun. She sprinted after the bear. "IT'S BEAR SEASON, MOTHER FUCKER!" She said wildly as she hunted him down.