Personification Life

[The BranRiech]

Bran almost forgot. He left his Hat in the Fallout shelter. He walked down down the stairs to find the door shut and locked. Bran, feeling mildy pissed off that he was locked out; started to bang on the door.

"Let me in! Whoever locked my own door on me has some questions to answer!"

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

i did land on my face.it happens to me everytime.

Swith closed her mouth and smirked, and then laughed. "Okay. Do you want to keep the sheep parts or do you want to be normal again?"

oh the sheep parts,they'll go away soon"the sheep parts disappear and are replaced with dog ears"
hey look im a sheep dog!"the dog ears disappear to"hey swith i have 9,903,939,848,938,944,934,838,987 likes and fans on youtube for my songs!some producer commented saying i could make trillions of dollars for singing! ISNT THAT GREAT!?

[Swith Witherward]

"Thank you, thank you! For my next trick, I shall restore my body to it's original form!" NVE said as she pulled out a fob watch and pressed a button. Nothing happened. "Still interferance from Dabfia's machine." she explained.

"I- I like this look on you. Well, maybe if it was male you'd be more comfortable... people relate better to you in this form... and..." Swith sighs. "If you really want to go back to the old form, I can do that for you."

[The BranRiech]

"Is anyone going to let me in? To my own room!"

[Dabfia]

"Is anyone going to let me in? To my own room!"

*Evil Dabfia walks down there*
Hold up *punches a hole through the Fallout shelter door*
Open the fucking door!

[Swith Witherward]

"Is anyone going to let me in? To my own room!"

Swith (restored to her normal self) throws open the door (flattening Dab against the wall with it) and grabs Bran by his lapels. She lifts him into the room, growls "BRAN" and then... hugs him. "Silly Bran, why are you so moody all the time?" she laughs.

[The BranRiech]

"Is anyone going to let me in? To my own room!"

*Evil Dabfia walks down there*
Hold up *punches a hole through the Fallout shelter door*
Open the fucking door!

"Thanks man, I almost thought that no-one would let me in."

"Is anyone going to let me in? To my own room!"

Swith (restored to her normal self) throws open the door (flattening Dab against the wall with it) and grabs Bran by his lapels. She lifts him into the room, growls "BRAN" and then... hugs him. "Silly Bran, why are you so moody all the time?" she laughs.

"Swith! How's it feel to not be living in an 80's monster?

I've still got those Poptarts if you want."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Hello Bran. Where are the waffles?" NVE greeted him and took off her mask.

[Dabfia]

*Evil Dabfia walks down there*
Hold up *punches a hole through the Fallout shelter door*
Open the fucking door!

"Thanks man, I almost thought that no-one would let me in."

Swith (restored to her normal self) throws open the door (flattening Dab against the wall with it) and grabs Bran by his lapels. She lifts him into the room, growls "BRAN" and then... hugs him. "Silly Bran, why are you so moody all the time?" she laughs.

"Swith! How's it feel to not be living in an 80's monster?

I've still got those Poptarts if you want."

No problem and Btw i'm Evil Dabfia nice to mmet you *offers to sake his hand*

[The BranRiech]

"Hello Bran. Where are the waffles?" NVE greeted him and took off her mask.

Bran looked over Swiths shoulder to see NVE addressing him.

"It's almost dinner time, I guess I could make some Waffles."

"Thanks man, I almost thought that no-one would let me in."



"Swith! How's it feel to not be living in an 80's monster?

I've still got those Poptarts if you want."

No problem and Btw i'm Evil Dabfia nice to mmet you *offers to sake his hand*

Bran looked around again and took Evil Dabs hand.

"Nice to meet you? Ah who cares, thanks for helping open the door."

[Dabfia]

"Hello Bran. Where are the waffles?" NVE greeted him and took off her mask.

Bran looked over Swiths shoulder to see NVE addressing him.

"It's almost dinner time, I guess I could make some Waffles."

No problem and Btw i'm Evil Dabfia nice to mmet you *offers to sake his hand*

Bran looked around again and took Evil Dabs hand.

"Nice to meet you? Ah who cares, thanks for helping open the door."

Don't think of me as a good guy if you do i might just stab you in your sleep

[Swith Witherward]

"Swith! How's it feel to not be living in an 80's monster?

I've still got those Poptarts if you want."

"The rainbow ones?" she whispered. "Because I'm not going to share those with NVE and Mon or Tsu. But you can, if you want to. I'd rather share waffles with everyone." Swith snapped her fingers and added, "That reminds me."

She went back into her bedroom and gently picked up her other sleeping form. With one deft motion, she slipped the form into Bran's hands. "This is mini-me. Herr Doktor created her as a host... long story, trapped in Totenkopf, yada yada, part of me is in her, too. Anyway, when I... she...wakes up in a few hours, you can keep her in your pocket so you don't feel lonely. She's me, only small and cute... and I really don't want to see you naked, so don't molest me when you think I'm not paying attention," she wagged her finger at him.

[Giovenith]

General Ripper and Leroy walk around the corner.

"Ah yes, the Empress. Evil woman, that one. Never meet her in person, but I did fight against her forces when the Great Potato King called for help in repelling her invasion, way back during the Great Outlander War of '73. Damn Commie's supplied her with weapons and training, all in their plot to corrupt our precious bodily fluids. That was one hell of a fight, that one. You remember that one, Leroy?"

"Of course sir, how could I forget? Almost lost my face in that one."

"Anyway, I am General Jack D. Ripper and this is Leroy Johansen. I see you've met Bones."

"Do you want stars too?!" *she dunked her hands into two paint cans*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Hello Bran. Where are the waffles?" NVE greeted him and took off her mask.

Bran looked over Swiths shoulder to see NVE addressing him.

"It's almost dinner time, I guess I could make some Waffles."

"Good, I am soooo hungry. I could just eat a whale. Mmmmm whales." NVE said sinisterly and licked her lips.

[The BranRiech]

Bran looked over Swiths shoulder to see NVE addressing him.

"It's almost dinner time, I guess I could make some Waffles."



Bran looked around again and took Evil Dabs hand.

"Nice to meet you? Ah who cares, thanks for helping open the door."

Don't think of me as a good guy if you do i might just stab you in your sleep

"I only respect you, I could hate you if you'd like?"

and I really don't want to see you naked, so don't molest me when you think I'm not paying attention," she wagged her finger at him.

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Bran had a disgusted look on his face

"Only you'd think of that Swith. Only you."

[The BranRiech]

Bran looked over Swiths shoulder to see NVE addressing him.

"It's almost dinner time, I guess I could make some Waffles."

"Good, I am soooo hungry. I could just eat a whale. Mmmmm whales." NVE said sinisterly and licked her lips.

"You mean Waffles right? Cause Waffles aren't meat."

[Dabfia]

Don't think of me as a good guy if you do i might just stab you in your sleep

"I only respect you, I could hate you if you'd like?"

and I really don't want to see you naked, so don't molest me when you think I'm not paying attention," she wagged her finger at him.

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Bran had a disgusted look on his face

"Only you'd think of that Swith. Only you."

Oh, nah respect is fine now i have to go help Dabfia fix the cellular machine and turn everyone back to normal

[The BranRiech]

"I only respect you, I could hate you if you'd like?"



Bran had a disgusted look on his face

"Only you'd think of that Swith. Only you."

"I'd have that done sooner but you kind of shot the Tf gun I made."
Oh, nah respect is fine now i have to go help Dabfia fix the cellular machine and turn everyone back to normal

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Good, I am soooo hungry. I could just eat a whale. Mmmmm whales." NVE said sinisterly and licked her lips.

"You mean Waffles right? Cause Waffles aren't meat."

"Mmmm waffle whales. Delicious." NVE said as her mouth watered with venom.

[Swith Witherward]

Oh, nah respect is fine now i have to go help Dabfia fix the cellular machine and turn everyone back to normal

"Let me know before you use it," Swith said. "I'm getting tired of the way it attacks my matrix."

[Dabfia]

Oh, nah respect is fine now i have to go help Dabfia fix the cellular machine and turn everyone back to normal

"Let me know before you use it," Swith said. "I'm getting tired of the way it attacks my matrix."

Ok *Dabfia hits the button and everyone turns to normal*

Ok you guys are back to normal

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Let me know before you use it," Swith said. "I'm getting tired of the way it attacks my matrix."

Ok *Dabfia hits the button and everyone turns to normal*

Ok you guys are back to normal

NVE started trembleing and changing colors between pale pink and dark green. "I don't feel so well." she said.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"Let me know before you use it," Swith said. "I'm getting tired of the way it attacks my matrix."

Ok *Dabfia hits the button and everyone turns to normal*

Ok you guys are back to normal

yay no more sheepiness! oh and the owner of the apartment says rent's due today,i already paid mines, for the whole time i live here! i dont have to pay again! and dont ask where i got that much money from!

[Swith Witherward]

Ok *Dabfia hits the button and everyone turns to normal*

Ok you guys are back to normal

NVE started trembleing and changing colors between pale pink and dark green. "I don't feel so well." she said.

"NVE? What's wrong? Come lie down..."

[Dabfia]

Ok *Dabfia hits the button and everyone turns to normal*

Ok you guys are back to normal

yay no more sheepiness! oh and the owner of the apartment says rent's due today,i already paid mines, for the whole time i live here! i dont have to pay again! and dont ask where i got that much money from!

I saved him from lan i live here free